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   <body>       October 25, 1930 Price 15 Cents       nnouncing the arrival of   MANY NEW AND VERY INTERESTING PIECES   RELEASED SINCE THE FORMAL PARIS OPENINGS   (fllarilia ( UUeaikerecl cJliofrs       TWECI4ICAG0AN i   When the great curtain rises on the opening night of Opera, the Brilliant Season is on. Promi   nent among those present will he the gown of velvet with a bodice of brilliants; the whimsical   wrap, half ermine half velvet; the Queenly coat of ermine, and others . . . from our Sixth Floor.   MARSHALL FIELD &amp; COMPANY       2 TUE CHICAGOAN   THEATER   zJxCusical   ?ARTISTS AHD MODELS &#151; Grand   Opera House, 119 N. Clark. Central   8240. Phil Baker, Aileen Stanley, James   Barton, Shaw and Lee and nudes, black'   outs and gags. Curtain, 8:15 and 2:15.   Evening, $4.40. Wednesday and Satur-   day mat., $3.00. Saturday evenings,   $5.50.   MTHREE LITTLE GIRLS&#151; Great North   ern, 26 W. Jackson, Central 8240. A.   very nice Viennese operetta with lots of   music. Curtain, 8:20 and 2:20. Eve   nings, $3.85, Saturday evening, $4.40.   Wednesday mat., $2.50. Saturday mat.,   $3.00.   ^STRIKE UP THE BAND&#151; Selwyn, 180   N. Dearborn. Central 3404. Gershwin'   Ryskind-Kaufman musical comedy satire   on war and Babbitts with Clark and Mc   Cullough. Curtain, 8:15 and 2:15. Eve   nings, $4.40. Saturday matinee, $3.00.   Reviewed in this issue.   Tirama   *THE HOUSE OF FEAR&#151; Playhouse,   416 S. Michigan. Harrison 2300. Mys   tery comedy thriller with a lot of the   old hokum. Cecil Spooner heads the cast.   Curtain, 8:30 and 2:30. Evenings,   $3.00. Matinees, $2.00.   *SEX&#151; Garrick, 64 W. Randolph. Cen   tral 8240. Big, blonde Mae West follows   the British navy and vice versa. Curtain,   8:30 and 2:30. Evenings, $3.00.   Wednesday mat., $2.00. Saturday mat.,   $2.50.   ?LOST SHEEP&#151; Adelphi, 11 N. Clark.   Randolph 4466. English farce with a   unique situation and a happy love story.   Cecelia Loftus heading the cast. Curtain,   8:30 and 2:30. Evenings, $3.00. Mati   nees, $2.00.   ?YOUNG SINNERS&#151;   Apollo, 74 W.   Randolph. Central 8240. Dorothy Ap   pleby and Raymond Guion in a sexy   comedy of flaming youth. Curtain, 8:30   and 2:30. Evenings, $3.00. Matinees,   $2.50. Reviewed in this issue.   +DISHOHORED LAD Y&#151; Harris, 170 N.   Dearborn. Central 8240. Melodrama   with Katharine Cornell slighting several   social codes in her own inimitable way.   Curtain, 8:30 and 2:30. Evenings,   $3.00. Wed. and Sat. matinees, $2.50.   Reviewed in this issue.   ?TOPAZE&#151; Princess, 319 S. Clark. Cen   tral 8240. First of the Dramatic League   presentations wherein a school teacher   enters the world of business. Frank   Morgan in the leading role. Curtain,   8:30 and 2:30. Evenings, $3.00. Mati   nees, $2.00. Also by subscription. Re   viewed in this issue.   "THE CHICAGOAN"   PRESENTS&#151;   Opera, by ]ames Quigley Cover Design   Current Entertainment Page 2   Music and the Lights 4   Editorial 9   To the Opera, by Karleton Hac\ett.... 1 1   Matrimony, by Irma Selz 13   Number One LaSalle, by Victor   Haveman 14   The Meanest Rat in the World,   by Romola Voynow 15   Verdi's Sir John, by William Mar\   Young 17   The Big Game, by Donald Plant 18   Distinguished Chicagoans, by J. H.   E. Clar\ 19   Town Talk, by Richard Atwater 21   Hooverism, by Henri 22   The Stage, by William C. Boyden 32   Topaze, by Nat Karson 34   The Cinema, by William R. Weaver.... 38   Fish Story, by Sandor 40   Music, by Robert Polla\ 42   Artists, by Philip J^esbitt 44   Poem, by Dorothy Dow 45   Opera Shopping, by The Chicago'   enne 46   Books, by Susan Wilbur 48   Shops About Town 50   Go Chicago, by Lucia Lewis 52   This Gas Age, by Charles C. Swear'   ingen 54   Sports Dial $6   THE CHICAGOANS   Theatre Ticket Service   Star* opposite theatres listed   above indicate plays to which   tickets may be purchased in   advance at box office prices by   readers of The Chicagoan. A   convenient form for use in fil   ing application is provided on   page 49.   ?THE FIREBRAND&#151; Goodman Memorial,   Lakefront at Monroe. Central 4030.   Romantic comedy based on the life of   Benvenuto Cellini. For four weeks.   Curtain, 8:30 and 2:30. Evenings,   $2.00. Friday matinee, $2.00.   ?THE APPLE CART&#151; Blackstone, 60 E.   7th St. Harrison 6609. The Guild   offers Shaw's new play about Democracy   with Tom Powers and Violet Kemble   Cooper. Curtain, 8:30 and 2:30. Eve-.   nings, $3.00. Wed. mat, $2.00. Sat.   mat., $2.50. Reviewed in this issue.   ¥IT'S A WISE CHILD&#151; Erlanger, 178 N.   Clark. State 2460. Entertaining com   edy of small-town life and characters.   Curtain, 8:20 and 2:20. Evenings,   $3.00. Saturday evenings, $3.85. Sat   urday mat., $2.50. To be reviewed   later.   ?THE CHINESE BUNGALOW&#151; Stude   baker, 418 S. Michigan. Harrison 2792.   Walker Whiteside in one of those things   in which you'd expect to find Walker   Whiteside. Curtain, 8:30 and 2:30.   Evenings, $2.50. Wednesday mat.,   $1.50. Saturday mat., $2.00.   &#149;KUNCLE VANYA&#151; Harris, 170 N.   Dearborn. Central 8240. Lillian Gish   in Chekhov's comedy, as it is called, of   frustration, produced by Ted Harris. Cur   tain, 8:30 and 2:30. Evenings, $3.00.   Wednesday mat., $2.00. Saturday mat.,   $2.50. Opening, Oct. 20.   ?CIVIC SHAKESPEARE SOCIETY&#151;   Civic Theater, Wacker Drive at Wash   ington. Franklin 5440. Frits Leiber and   his players present eight of the Bard's   plays from Oct. 27 to Dec. 20. Curtain,   8:30 and 2:30. Evenings, and Saturday   mat., $2.50. Wednesday mat., $2.00.   Also by subscription.   BLUE BIRD&#151; Selwyn, 180 N. Dearborn.   Central 3404. First of the Junior   League's plays for children. Nov. 1   through Dec. 6. Ticket prices, $1.50,   $1.00, $0.50. Also by coupon books.   Saturday mornings at 10:30.   CINEMA   ?PUNCH AND JUDY&#151;   Van Buren at   Michigan &#151; Griffith's Abraham Lincoln   under perfect exhibition conditions and   in good company. Continuous, 1 :00 to   6:00 at 75c; 6:00 to 11:00, $1.00. Re   served seats in smoking loge, $1.00; after   6:00, $2.00.   WOODS&#151; Randolph at Dearborn &#151; - A   Lady Surrenders, introducing Genevieve   Tobin to cinema, in continuous exhibi   tion at standard prices.   UHITED ARTISTS&#151; Randolph at Dear   born &#151; Best continuous-run cinema down   town .   ROOSEVELT&#151; State at Randolph&#151; Usual   ly a lively program, often a good one, in   continuous unfoldment.   [continued on page four]   The Chicagoan&#151; Martin J. Quigley, Publisher and Editor; W. R. Weaver, Managing Editor; published fortnightly by the Chicagoan Publish   ing Co., 407 South Dearborn St., Chicago, 111. New York Office: 565 Fifth Ave. Los Angeles Office: 1605 North Cahuenga St. Pacific Coast Office:   Simpson-Reilly, Union Oil Building, Los Angeles; Russ Building, San Francisco. Subscription $3.00 annually; single copy 15c. Vol. X, No. 3. &#151;   Oct 25, 1930. Copyright 1930. Entered as second class matter March 25, 1927, at the Post Office at Chicago, 111., under the act of March 3, 1879.       TI4E CHICAGOAN 3   Mariska . . . a snug-fitting, one-strap walking   model of fine Russia calf with feather-weight   military leather heel In black or brown. $18.50   wdttuuj Jtoed jur jzuL   SIMPLICITY ... a contrast of textures   rather than contrasts of tone . . . dis   tinguish Delman's 'striking designs for the   Fall tailleur. Design &#151; ornament &#151; fabric &#151;   all show restraint&#151;   the graceful subtleties   of line that hand-making alone can impart.   Too, they are light-weight &#151; as delicately   turned and poised as a pump &#151; snug fitting   &#151; essentially comfortable for walking.   If you have never set foot in a hand   made walking shoe &#151; you owe yourself this   luxury. Here at Delman the range of selec   tion is wide. One may make a selection   from the very many new Fall styles at   $18.50 to $22.50, each hand-made.   Delman hand-made Opera Pumps from $15.   Mentone ... a spectator pump combining calf   and suede with high all-leather heel of feather   weight construction. It may be chosen in black,   orFall tones of brown, green, wine or blue. $22.50   Exclusively in Chicago at   STANLEY K 0 R S H A K   BLACKS TONE SHOP   699 NORTH MICHIGAN AVENUE   NEW YORK ¦ 558 MADISON AVENUE   Norma ... a one-eyelet tie brings a note   of sophisticated simplicity to the street en   semble. In black, brown,' green, wine or   blue suede, combined with blending patent   leather or calf. $22.50       4 TI4E CHICAGOAN   [listings begin on page two}   McVICKERS &#151; Madison at State&#151; Suavely   modern and generally pleasant habitat of   usually meritorious programs; continuous   run.   CHICAGO-ORIENTAL&#151;   The lighter kind   of pictures interspersed with extremely   light vaudeville.   MUSIC   CHICAGO SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA   &#151; Orchestra Hall, 216 S. Michigan.   Harrison 0363. Regular subscription   program. Friday afternoons, Saturday   evenings. Twelve Tuesday afternoon   concerts, two series of Young People's   concerts and the Popular concerts on sec   ond and fourth Thursday evenings. The   fortieth season. Frederick Stock, conduc   tor. Telephone for program information.   CHICAGO CIVIC OPERA&#151; Opening on   October 27 for its twentieth year and   second in the new Opera House with   Ernest Moret's Lorenzaccio, a French   work and one of the season's novelties.   Vanni-Marcoux in the title role. The   season will last thirteen weeks.   LITTLE SYMPHONY ENSEMBLE&#151; Ful-   lerton Hall, The Art Institute. Con   certs every Sunday afternoon at 3:00 and   4:15. George Dasch, conductor.   CONCERTS&#151; Geraldine Farrar, lyric so   prano, recital, Orchestra Hall, Oct. 19,   3:00. Carl Friedberg, pianist, recital,   Studebaker Theater, Oct. 19, 3:30.   Mme. Vera Mirova, interpretive dancer,   recital, The Playhouse, Oct. 19, 3:30.   Lener String Quartet, Jeno Lener lead   ing, recital, Studebaker Theater, Oct. 26,   3:30. La Argentina, dancer, recital, Or   chestra Hall, Tuesday evening, Oct. 28.   TABLES   Luncheon &#151; Dinner &#151; Later   GRAYLING'S&#151; 410 N. Michigan. White   hall 7600. At the bridge and catering to   masculine as well as feminine tastes.   MAILLARD'S&#151; 308 S. Michigan. Harrison   1060. Especially as a luncheon choice,   well served and well attended.   ST. HUBERT'S OLD EHGLISH GRILL&#151;   316 Federal. Webster 0770. God save   our gracious St. Hubert's!   HENRfCI'S&#151; 71 W. Randolph. Dearborn   1800. Substantial menu, superb coffee and   no orchestral dinner music.   JIM IRELAND'S OYSTER HOUSE&#151; 632   N. Clark. Delaware 2020. An astonish   ing selection of delicacies from the deep;   wonderfully prepared.   HARDING'S COLONIAL ROOM&#151; 21 S.   Wabash. State 0841. Popular, efficient,   and a nice variety of good foodstuffs.   RED STAR INN&#151; H28 N. Clark. Dela   ware 3942. Abounding with noble Teu   tonic victuals and continental quiet.   TIP TOP INN&#151; 206 S. Michigan.. Wabash   1088. Lofty, both in altitude.&#132;and atmos   phere with notable cuisine and service.   MAISONETTE RUSSE &#151; 2800 Sheridan   Road. Lakeview 10554. Russian Euro   pean dishes and a concert string trio dur   ing dinner hours.   VASSAR HOUSE&#151; Diana Court, 540 N.   Michigan. Superior 6508. Luncheon, tea,   dinner and even breakfast in a most mod   ern setting.   /ULIEN'S&#151; 1009 N. Rush. Delaware 4341.   Huge portions and Mama Julien's broad   smile. Better telephone for reservations.   PICCADILLY&#151; 410 S. Michigan. Harrison   1975. There's always that view of the   lake and the cuisine is equally fine.   ROCOCO HOUSE&#151; 161 E. Ohio. Dela   ware 1242. Swedish menu and service   well worth your inspection.   LE PETIT GOURMET&#151; 619 N. Michigan.   Superior 1184. For luncheon, tea or din   ner &#151; deft service and fine cuisine.   CASA DE ALEX&#151; 58 E. Delaware. Supe   rior 9697. Exquisite foodstuffs and that   Old Spanish atmosphere.   KAU'S&#151; 127 S. Wells. Dearborn 4028.   Sound, hearty German dishes appealing   to those who would be well fed.   L'AIGLON&#151; 22 E. Ontario. Delaware 1909.   New Orleans &#151; Parisian cuisine, alert ser   vice and hospitality.   EITEL'S &#151; Northwestern Station. A bless   ing in a neighborhood where good restau   rants are scarce.   RICKETT'S &#151; 2727 N. Clark. Diversey   8922. Purveyors of steaks and sandwiches   to the late-at-night crowd.   HUYLER'S&#151; 20 S. Michigan and 310 N.   Michigan. Capable service and always a   menu that satisfies everyone.   JACQUES'&#151; 540 Briar Place and 180 E.   Delaware. Two French dining rooms of   fering tempting meals impeccably served.   NINE HUNDRED &#151; 900 N. Michigan.   Delaware 1761. For one thing there's the   cuisine; and another reason, if neces   sary, is atmosphere.   ^hCorning &#151; Noon &#151; Nigh t   COKGRESS HOTEL&#151; Michigan at Con   gress. Harrison 3800. Tom Gerun and   his orchestra in the Pompeiian Room and   later in the Balloon Room. Service a la   carte and no cover charge. Joska de   Babary in the Louis XVI Room. Dinner   $2.50, no cover charge.   HOTEL LA SALLE&#151; La Salle at Madison.   Franklin 0700. Husk O'Hare and his or   chestra, always favorites of the Town,   drawing crowds of nice young people to   the Blue Fountain Room with sweet music   for dinner and supper dancing. Dinner,   $1.50. Supper, $1.00. No cover charge.   DRAKE HOTEL &#151; Lake Shore Drive at   Michigan. Superior 2200. One of the   distinctive spots. Clyde McCoy and his   orchestra and the excellent Drake menu.   Service a la carte. Peter Ferris in charge.   During the week, cover charge $1.25; Sat   urday, $2.50. In the Italian Room &#151; table   d'hote dinner, $2.00.   STEVENS HOTEL &#151; 730 S. Michigan,   Wabash 4400. A tremendous establish   ment and lively. Cope Harvey and his   band in the main dining room. Dinners.   $2.00 and $3.00. In the Colchester Grill   &#151; dinner, $1.50 and music.   SENECA HOTEL&#151; 200 E. Chestnut. Supe   rior 2380. Unrivalled service and inter   esting a la carte menu in the smart Cafe,   a delight to the most fastidious diner.   Table d'hote dinner, $1.50.   CHICAGO BEACH HOTEL&#151; 1660 Hyde   Park Blvd. Hyde Park 4000. Fine menu   and service. Music, too. Dinners, $2.00   and $1:50. Eisemann oversees.   BLACKSTONE HOTEL&#151; 656 S. Michi   gan. Harrison 4300. Skilled service and   exceptional cuisine &#151; a la carte &#151; that are   traditional. Margraff directs the Black-   stone String Quintette. Otto Staack pre   sides.   SHORELAHD HOTEL&#151; 5454 South Shore   Drive. Plaza 1000. The customary dis   tinctive Shoreland menu and service for   the diner out south. Musical accompani   ment. Dinner, $2.00.   PALMER HOUSE&#151; State at Monroe. Ran*   dolph 7500. The Palmer House orchestra   in the Empire Room. Dinner, $2.50.   Mutschler greets. Victorian Room, din*   ner, $2.00, and Gartmann in charge. Chi'   cago Room, dinner, $1.50. Horrmann will   arrange.   HOTEL SHERMAN&#151; Clark at Randolph.   Franklin 2100. The new College Inn,   magnificent in color, lighting and design.   Ben Bernie and his orchestra. Maurie   Sherman for tea dancing. Gene Fosdick   at the Bal Tabarin Saturday evenings.   LAKE SHORE DRIVE HOTEL &#151; 181   Lakeshore Drive. Superior 8500. A thor   oughly knowing place with admirable ser   vice and cuisine. Dinner, $2.50 and no   dancing. Langsdor is maitre.   KNICKERBOCKER HOTEL&#151; 161 E. Wal   ton Place. Superior 4264. The Town   Club, Oriental Room and Silver Room,   particularly for private parties. Dinners   in the main dining room, $1.25. In the   Coffee Shop, $1.00.   EDGE WATER BEACH HOTEL&#151; 5349   Sheridan Road. Longbeach 6000. Phil   Spitalny and his orchestra in the Marine   Dining Room. Cover charge during the   week, $1.00. Saturday, formal, $2.00.   Dinners, $2.00 and $2.50.   BELMONT HOTEL&#151; 3156 Sheridan Road.   Bittersweet 2100. Appetizing menu and   superb service for the mid-northside diner.   No dancing. Dinner, $2.00.   BISMARCK HOTEL&#151; 171 W. Randolph.   Central 0123. Memorable German dishes   and the service is a duty. Grubel is   headwaiter.   BREVOORT HOTEL&#151; 120 W. Madison.   Franklin 2363. Where traditions of   American cooking are preserved. Sand-   rock is maitre.   Dusk Till Dawn   CLUB METROPOLE&#151; 2300 S. Michigan.   Victory 3400. Music by Art Kassel and   his band and a revue make the evening   lively. Cover charge after nine, $1.00.   Dinners, $2.00 and $1.50.   FROLICS&#151; 18 E. 22nd St. Victory 7011.   Charley Straight and his band play the   tunes and there's a good floor show. Cover   charge, $1.00 during the week. Satur   day, $1.50.   CLUB ALABAM&#151; 747 Rush. Delaware   3260. Chinese and Southern dishes and a   lot of music by Willie Neuberger and his   boys. Cover charge after nine, $1.50.   Gene Harris greets.   TERRACE GARDENS&#151; Morrison Hotel,   79 W. Madison. Franklin 9600. As   usual, the fine Morrison menu; George   Devron and his orchestra play. A la carte   service. Dinners, $2.00 and $1.50. No   cover charge. Shaefer directs.   CASA GRANADA&#151; 6800 Cottage Grove.   Dorchester 0074. Paul Whiteman and his   famous band are sojourning here. Weekly   cover charge, $1.00. Saturday, $1.50,   Dinners, $2.50 and $3.00.   CLUB ROXY&#151; 79th St. and Stony Island.   Saginaw 2800. Remodeled and redeco   rated and very nice, too. Vin Conley and   his boys play. Cover charge after nine,   50 cents. Williams oversees.   BLACKHAWK&#151; 139 N. Wabash. Dear   born 6262. Coon-Sanders and their   Nighthawks, old settlers in the Town,   and the justly popular Blackhawk cuisine.   (Warning: Also Frank Libuse, the trick   waiter.) Dinner, $2.00.   COLOSIMO'S&#151; 2126 S. Wabash. Calumet   1127. Jimmy Meo and his band play   after seven. Service a la carte with 50   cents cover charge. Before seven, dinner,   $1.50 and no cover charge.       THE CHICAGOAN   When You   Travel...   Go Smartly   With the Luxurious Conven   ience these Modern Ever-   so-good looking Hortmann   Things Afford.   HARTMANN   TRAVEL-SHOP   178 NORTH MICHIGAN AVENUE   There's a flair and dash to a new   season Hartmann luggage that sug   gests London, Parish-Smart Cross   ings and people who know.   You'll find Hartmann Luggage in   matched groups of course &#151; inher   ently smart, unquestionably good   looking. There's nothing sturdier,   more distinguished to be had.   Pictured above the tan Canvas   grain Hartmann Group sporting   Regimental Stripes and offered in   50 sizes and models holding from   3 to 20 suit or costume changes &#151;   plus accessories. Colors, fittings and   finishes that you'll like&#151; ever taste   fully chosen, $35 to $225.   &#149;       600 Michigan Boulevard, South   n e KDvenina CDnsemoies   LL   America's Foremost   Fashion Creator"   Style motifs which subtly express the   true artistry of Fashion and give a charm   ing originality to the Milgrim Creations   designed for The Opera and the im   portant Affairs of The Social Season.       TWE CHICAGOAN   Our present collection of Diamond and Precious   Stone Jewelry represents the creative ideas of our   own designers and those of our associated com   pany &#151; Black, Starr &amp; Frost-Gorham, Inc. of   Fifth Avenue, New York. Fair and consistent   prices assure advantageous purchases.   SPAULDING-GORHAM, Inc.   Jewelers and Silversmiths   Michigan Avenue at Van Buren Street, Chicago   Associated with   BLACK, STARR &amp; FROST-GORHAM, Inc.   Fifth Avenue, NEW YORK   Associated S teres in   EVANSTON PALM BEACH ATLANTA   PARIS SOUTHAMPTON       THE CUICAGOAN   WHEN s LITTLE /HOE /TAY/ HOME.   /   \^Jf   £ or lea-1 ime   the Salon /Sponsors   SATIN FAILLE   In the candle -lighted hours ol dusk   belore an open fire . . . your mends   will drop in to sip tea, to tell and   talk about amusing nothings, to ask   you where you found such darling   and adorable new slippers! 1 he   Oalon created them specially lor such   leisure moments . . . and they re but   one example ol our charming, new   4 9 clock Originals.   You'll Want a Bag to Match . . .   for Sometimes You // lea at the C/no . . .   Th e SALON »/   WOLOCK anJ BAUER   MICHIGAN AVENUE AT MADISON       Melancholia   WE glide toward our fourth anniversary with a dawn   ing conviction that sterner years lie beyond. A   substantial something suspiciously like a Destiny has begun   to draw us into its shadow. Already we sense the dim   outlines of a Purpose. Squirm as we may, we cannot longer   deny, even to ourself , that we are about to have a Mission   thrust upon us.   We find in our morning mail a letter from the Grand   Hotel at Halsingborg, Sweden, in which Miss Vin Lindhe   of Dallas, Texas, remarks, "When I left Texas for Viking   country I made a grievous mistake. I neglected to take my   blessings with me, i.e., issues of The Chicagoan . . . I'd   trade the nearness of Ibsen, Grieg, Strindberg, Lagerlof and   Zorn this minute for Riq's Town Talk, an article by James   Weber Linn and the book page." And next in the pile we   come upon this from Mr. H. Barris, postmarked Aruba,   Dutch West Indies: "Having gone without The Chi   cagoan for six months, and almost gone native as a result,   enclosed find script for value to six dollars. Not having   a subscription blank, I'm enclosing the same amount as the   subscription to The Hew Jor\er, a publication which I   take as a means of proving how valuable The Chicagoan   truly is. Please notify if the amount is not sufficient.'"   It is this kind of thing that unnerves us, contented as   we've been in the simple belief that our punctiliously local   musings uttered for strictly local consumption were with   out consequence beyond our border. This distinctly pro   vincial conception of our job has kept it pleasant, enjoy   able, a work of love if you'll pardon the sentiment. And   now, quite plainly, we're to be commandeered into sig   nificant, even international service. We shrink from the   problem of devising proper substance for readers in Hal   singborg, Aruba, Buenos Aires &#151; where we had at least one   before the shooting began &#151; and points between. This   weighty obligation wasn't in the contract and it grieves us.   We'll try to bear up, of course, but we've issued instruc   tions that no envelopes postmarked Dubuque be brought   to this desk. A couple of letters from those estimable   ladies would just about complete our heartbreak.   Chicago Day   CHICAGO DAY turned out to be quite a day. Speak   ing was indulged in by experts, marching was   achieved, guns were fired and balloons soared over the lake   front ... we saw them from our window.   Exactly how much speaking, exactly what was said, pre   cisely how much marching, how many guns and how   many balloons are matters of opinion. The Herald'Exami-   ner account, bulwarked by four pages of pictures, has it   that everybody who is anybody and several thousands who   are not came down to hear Mr. William Randolph Hearst   and Mayor Thompson exchange sweet nothings. The   Tribune account, illustrated by two pictures, denies that   extensive patronage was enjoyed and adds that Mr. Len   Small was the third occupant of the rostrum.   The truth, we suspect, lies somewhere near the fifty-   yard line. It's becoming difficult to learn from the daily   press anything definite or conclusive about yesterday's   events. A while ago the Tribune alleged that 1 50,000 per   sons attended a musicale staged at Soldier Field ... no   other paper even affirmed the fact of the musicale. This   time, however, there is agreement on two essential points.   First, it is agreed that Mr. Hearst was present. Second,   it is agreed that Mr. Hearst's presence inspired Mayor   Thompson to public appearance and utterance. This makes   it, beyond question, a significant occasion. Of what we   are not at all sure.   Gangster?   WE'VE finally met a gangster. We didn't suspect   it until he identified himself. An Oxford man, his   English untouched by seven months in Joliet, he came in   to sell us a series of articles on gangsters. A group of   them had sent him. They wanted a certain point regis   tered. This was it:   This gangster's associates, university men like himself,   objected to the prevalent use of the word hoodlum. They   are, they insist, educated men. Some have been lawyers,   doctors, several have occupied chairs in institutions of learn   ing, and they resent the implication. Our visitor, who   gave a faultlessly assumed name to get by our outer barrier,   wished to write three articles in which he would reveal the   complete literacy of various individuals whose names sel   dom appear further back in the newspaper than Page One.   Additionally, he would sketch the logic by which they jus   tify their position&#151; this part is pretty tough on police and   judiciary &#151; and explain that no gangster shoots Al Capone   because he is their emancipator, the man who made Chi   cago safe for criminals, so that even his enemies operate   more freely because he lives and controls.   We listened, suggested that he write the articles and   submit them to us, by mail, and were pleased when he de   parted with the assertion that he would "pull no job" before   completing them. He seems to have changed his mind about   this, for he hasn't been back. We forgot about the mat   ter altogether until the Public Enemies began trooping into   City Hall and making cash deposits of $50,000 each for   a few days of freedom. Now we're inclined to believe our   visitor knew his subject. Hoodlum is not a $50,000 word&gt;   On Editorials   ONE of the editorial writers for The Chicago Tribune   entertained himself and readers in a recent Sunday   edition by explaining at length why editorial writers do not   sign their names. The explanation became an essay,   skidded for a space into narrative and finished on one of   those B-flat minors that are the delight of editorial penmen   throughout the broad world. It was a grand piece of   writing.   The reasons given were good. Editorials, the writer ex   plained, were expressions of policy formulated by many   people over a long period. The newspaper spoke in its   editorials, not the editor, nor the pub- (Turn to page 13J       10 THE CHICAGOAN   Henry Waxman   The Fentori Pump . . . On a Walking Last   G/elina.i.a new version of a famous masterpiece.. the Fenton Last Opera Pump..   is a walking shoe with a built up leather heel. .a shoe smart women dre wearing for   their run-about-town hours.. in either black or brown suede trimmed in calf. 1 2.50   Saks-Fifth Avenue   North Michigan at Chestnut       TUE CHICAGOAN n   n   RAND OPERA.   that lately evoked three rousing cheers from half cowed but still resent   ful captives dragging their chains behind culture's car. Even though the voice left   something to be desired, the sentiment went over.   Yet how many of our most vivid memories cluster about the opera house? Of   those glorious days when we were twenty-one and Calve was Carmen, Jean de   Reszke was Lohengrin and there were all the other great ones of the Golden Age!   Grand opera. Oh, yes, we know full well that it is a hybrid, neither fish, flesh   nor fowl, nor good red herring, and not to be considered seriously by the solemn-   eyed seekers after the Truth of Art. Have we not had all the changes rung on the   theme by the serious-minded since Joseph Addison told the Britishers all about its   futilities these two centuries ago? (Though, just to keep the record clear, it may   be whispered once again, as the tradition has been awhispering down the ages &#151;   that is, if a tradition can whisper &#151; that gentleman Joe, when the management   neglected to send him the expected tickets, was wont to touch them up a bit, for   the honor of a Free and Independent Press. But then, he never did feel quite at.   home in the theater, his genius not lying that way.)   Is it necessary at this day to state that we realise that the men and women of   our actual world do not get a full orchestra together and pour forth their joys   and sorrows on High C? In point of fact, as we jolly well know, most of them   could not hit a High C at any price, even if one of our most popular business   men still proudly boasts of having done it once &#151; though, if pressed, will admit to   having had several shots of courage at the time. And as for the full, or-   ¦'01       12 TUECUICAGOAN   chestra; think of the union scale, to   say nothing of the noise on State   Street!   BUT the glory of it, with its pomp   and pageantry! The beautiful   ladies with flashing eyes outgleaming   the famous jewels, and father himself,   for all his preliminary growling, think   ing he makes something of a figure once   he has donned his full regalia. Does   the human love to bedeck himself and   mix with his fellows in some grandiose   spectacle (is the peacock a hen?), and   what is the use of getting all dressed   up if there is nowhere to go?   And how those nights stand out in   the recollection! Fidelio with Ternina   at Munich; Tristan und Isolde with   Nordica and Schumann-Heink, Jean   and Edouard de Resske and Van Rooy   at Covent Garden; the first perform   ance of La Cavalleria Rusticana at   Florence with Bellincioni and Stagno;   Otello with Tomagno and Maurel at   Rome; Die Coetterdaemmerung at   Bayreuth; Louise at the Comique in   Paris; Salome at Leipsig; Die Wal-   \uere at Berlin; and Aida at La Scala!   Would our life have been richer   and our devotion to the Highest in Art   purer had we stayed away?   Have we had operatic high lights   right here at home? We have. The   very name of The Auditorium brings   before us a host of great ones the mere   thought of whom fairly sets the mouths   of the old guard awatering. Now it is   the chosen home of Pee Wee golf; but   what of it? The memory remains &#151;   and years ago we had a tennis club   there; B. L. T, the well beloved, Will   Carleton, Tom Tallmadge, Guy Hardy   and &#151; once &#151; Percy Hammond. Spring   evenings when the company was on   tour; and before the Volstead act.   WHAT were the highest vocal   lights?   The young Caruso in I Pagliacci   with that great phrase (which nobody   else has ever been quite able to do)   "a venti tre ore." I sat in one of the   boxes of the upper tier on the left &#151;   having been invited &#151; so when he   parted the curtain of the miniature   stage he was exactly facing me. "A   venti tre ore" with the "tre" on the   High B and tossed off with a buoyant   brilliance that brought it to us on the   very wings of song. The perfection of   tonal beauty, that is, as near as it is   permitted humans to achieve perfec   tion.   Just for power, sheer, compelling   power of the climax, was it "dt quella   pira" with Tomagno or Tita Ruffo that   first year in the "prologue"? There   never was a voice like Tomagno's, the   tone like a silver trumpet and of a   resonance such that when he took the   final high tone you lost consciousness   of chorus and orchestra and heard   nothing but that swelling sound.   Muratore in that outburst in the last   scene of Romeo and ]uliet, "e\\e est   vivante"! The cry of anguish wrong   from the very heartstrings of music.   The romantic ideal, worth waiting   through five acts until twenty minutes   to twelve just to hear him sing it.   Pelleas et Melisande with Mary   Garden. The first matinee given by   our company, the first one that we ever   owned. That unforgetable afternoon   on which a new realm of art was re   vealed to us. But, alas, if some of us   (why not pat ourselves on the back?)   knew that a new note of wondrous   beauty had been sounded, for the gen   erality it was too tough a nut to crack.   So the second performance brought   out one of the smallest houses on rec   ord, though two drifted in and sat   right in front of me. He, from Mon   tana and having sold to advantage two   car loads of beef critters, was out to   make whoopee; she, not catalogued.   At the first intermission he turned, say   ing: "Excuse me, sir, but they haven't   changed the bill or anything, have   they? This is Mary Garden?" I as   sured him that all was as advertised.   "Well, it don't seem to me like she   sings like Patti," and shortly he faded.   aS we were leaving after the first   /"\ performance of Louise, another   of our high lights, there was that   grande dame, one whose word was law   in the social world, with that sense of   financial fitness which is the hallmark   of our aristocracy, saying, bitterly "The   very idea of paying five dollars just to   see Mary Garden in a shirt waist suit!"   Then the sweet young thing with   the wide eyes of wonder who says,   "And do you really go every night?"   and the sympathetic, sad-eyed one who   condoles, "Do you really have to go   every night, and repetitions, too?"   Ah! But in the theater you never   know, and that's the fun of it. A   wary old-timer hardly dares invite his   soul in a momentary closing of the   eyes, not even in Lucia, lest something   should break loose at that exact in   stant.   It was a repetition of Tosca with   Rosa Raisa and an Italian tenor named   Dolci, a big fellow well rounded out   with lots of spaghetti and Chianti. It   had come to the last act when, by the   union rules, the last critic should long   since have been on his way. But I   must have had a hunch   Dolci had been duly shot by the   firing squad, the black cloak had been   duly stretched over his quivering re   mains and the army had duly filed out   in accordance with the best operatic   traditions &#151; no one in step with any   other one nor in time to the music.   Mme. Raisa, after a cautious look   around, joyfully approached her heart's   beloved with a "hist," "hist," that he   might know the coast was clear, at   which he would leap to his feet, clasp   her in his loving arms and they would   go far, far away to begin life anew.   Of course, in accordance with the stage   directions, he did not move, so she   drew back the cloak and saw that she   had been double crossed by Scarpia   and he was not alive but killed dead.   (Not really, you understand, but just   in the play.)   In the uncontrollable paroxysm of   agonized grief she hurled herself upon   his manly bosom crying out his name   in terrified accents. Now you can   well understand, or could if you would   think about it, that such little bits of   business have to be very carefully ad   justed. The artist must in truth" Seem   to hurl herself with reckless abandon,   but in point of fact not too hurKshly,   and being sure to land on the right   place, high up on the chest where the   bone structure is strongest. But Mme.   Raisa, being still young in the trade   and impulsive, miscalculated and   landed plump on Dolci's soft and un   protected abdomen! He let out a grunt   that was heard away up in the top seats   of the balcony, while his arms and legs   shot straight up in the air.   CAN you blame him? Think of   having a good hundred and thirty   pounds of young woman in fine hard   condition land kerplunk on your ab   domen. Have a heart.   What did the audience do? What   would you have done? Never did   Mme. Raisa make such good time to   that parapet wall and never did she   jump so far and wide. And never   did she make the same mistake again.   Many a tired business man renewed   his subscription that very night, not   having had such a laugh in years.   They still keep up the breed. It   would be invidious to mention names   too close at home, but at Ravinia in       TMECWICAGOAN 13   the summer and over at The Civic in   the winter, you will find them of the   true race. Establishing standards and   making the tradition for the new gen   eration. So they, too, when they shall   have become the Old Guard, will be   able to brag about the good old days   and view with alarm the antics of the   then new generation.   For the more it changes the more it   remains the same.   EDITORIAL   On Editorials   [begin on page 9]   lisher, nor the editorial writer. He did   not confess, and so we do, that editorial   writers write editorials about editorials   when and only when there is nothing   else to write about. Which is our ex   planation of this one.   We have, however, a quite different   reason for not signing the editorials   appearing in this paper. They are, as   a matter of fact, without root in an   tiquity and without benefit of multiple   concentration. A good many of them   are so distinctly personal &#151; like the one   we mean to write some day about Dar-   row hiring out to the gangsters&#151; that   they probably do not qualify as edi   torials at all by the Tribune definition.   Whatever they may be, however, our   reasons for not signing them are sim   ple. If they're good they don't need   a signature, and if they aren't a sig   nature wouldn't make them good.   We're human enough to suspect that   our reasons apply in a 99 44/100%   majority of cases.   IN QUOTES   Heywood Broun: There must be   a theme even in the lightest dramatic   confection, or it cannot hold the in   terest of the author.   \m   Bishop James Cannon, Jr.: Pro   hibition &#151; or at least greater restrictions   on the sale of liquor &#151; has a good   chance in Brazil.   Alfred Kreymborg: I-re-mi-fa-   sol-fa-mi-love-her-mi-fa-so-la-sol-fa-and-   she-sol-la-ci-do-ci-la-loves-ci-do-ci-la-sol-   la-fa-mi-loves-me-re-mi-re-do.   Westbrook Pegler: Well, folks,   there you are&#151; what did I tell you?   Rupert Hughes: If being faith   ful were not an exertion, there would   be less virtue in it.   "I wonder what we talked about before we were married''   Robert E. Sherwood: The Public   at large demands on the screen that   which is most strenuously denied it in   its everyday life.   Arthur Brisbane: Changes come   suddenly.   Frank J. Loesch: I don't know   who killed Lingle, but I know why he   was killed; and that is very interesting.   Wl   Deems Taylor: Fully a third of   my own concert-going last season was   done over the radio.   Jack Elder: A long, high spiral   punt sails through the air and into the   waiting arms of a receiver.   Alexander Woollcott: Now   that it is considered de rigueur to read   detective stories, I hope that it will oc   cur to our better authors that it is   quite all right to write them too.   \M   Judge John H. Lyle: Wouldn't   you like a nice quick trial in my court?   Harvey T. Woodruff : Cubs won   the city series because they packed   more force in their bats than the   White Sox and fielded more efficiently.   Warren Brown: The Cardinals   will breeze in.   Edgar Lee Masters: Where are   Elmer, Herman, Bert, Tom and   Charley?   Zane Grey: He was a young man   in years, but he had the hard face and   eagle eye of one matured in experience   of that wild country.   Clarence D arrow: There is a   satisfied glow on the face of the Ameri   can tourist in Ontario.   \m   William Lyon Phelps: In this   blessed month of October we are cele   brating the two thousandth birthday of   Virgil.   \M   Kathleen Norris: Going down   stairs her heart rose on wings and she   felt suffocated, but when she saw him   her mood experienced a sudden chill.   MacKinlay Kantor: The police   officer whisked aside his coat and a   bright badge sparkled.   \M   President Hoover: We know   there is no financial, traditional or   military imperialism in the American   heart.       14 TME CHICAGOAN   -^   t   1 1 BEACON, BEACON . . ."   l^umber One LaSalle rears its bold crest in flat denial of the crimson beacon &#151; positive   ly appearing at every performance atop the LaSalle Wac\er Building &#151; donated in last   issue by a former Chicagoan captionist. (Both photographs by Victor Haveman.)       TI4E CHICAGOAN 15   THE MEANEST RAT IN THE WORLD   Pinkerton Hounds an International Confidence Man   By ROMOLA VOYNOW   WILLIAM ALLAN   PINKERTON,   feared and respected all   over the world as Billy,   "the Eye," was known all   his life as one of the most   humane of God's creatures.   Tireless and merciless as   he was in pursuit of the   criminal, it was yet uni   versally known that noth   ing gladdened his heart so   much as the opportunity to   help some poor wretch to   go straight. No sentimen   tality ever interfered with   Billy's mission of pursuing   the law-breaker and bring   ing him to justice, and yet   no man could be quicker   than he to extend the hand   of forgiveness. He be   lieved that every criminal   had within him the germ   of the honest man, and he   would be' the first to recog   nise the desire to do right   in the most hardened   wrongdoer. There was, he   maintained throughout the   course of his life, no man   who wouldn't want to be   honest. No man, save   one.   There was a most urgent call for   Mr. Pinkerton to go to Washington.   The appeal was for him personally, and   the affair was of so delicate a nature   that the client felt no one could handle   it save the great detective himself.   In Washington, Pinkerton found a   distraught gentleman awaiting him.   He was a United States Senator, of   good family and impeccable reputation,   who was begging Pinkerton to investi   gate a reputed blot on the family   scutcheon.   It was a sad and sordid story the   Senator had to tell, concerning the   niece who lived with him as his daugh   ter and a young man who had been the   Senator's secretary for many months.   The man had come into his employ   fortified with many letters of recom   mendation and was recommended fur   ther by his own appearance and   personality. The man had at his fin   ger-tips a vast store of knowledge, ac   quaintance with the workings of   legislative bodies of the country, a   mastery of international law and the   ability to speak fourteen languages.   The Senator was forced to admit that   his person was comely. Women were   attracted to him at once, and the Sena   tor's niece had been no exception to   the rule.   The girl, he continued ruefully, was   young and pretty and had the addi   tional lure of being heiress to many   millions. She had joined the Senator's   household after leaving school, and ar   rived just a while previous to the   appearance of White, the new secre   tary. The girl had not as yet been   formally presented to society, and was   leading a more or less secluded life   which had furnishd the dashing Beau   Brummel with full opportunity to   bring himself to the girl's notice.   The Senator had not paid much at   tention to their friendship, and had   been as much startled as saddened on   the day White came to confess and to   ask absolution.   "What he told me, Mr. Pinkerton,"   sighed the unhappy man, "was that my   niece had been irrevocably compro   mised by him, but ..." and here he   drew a long breath, "he would be mag   nanimous enough to marry her."   Pinkerton shook his head.   "If," he stated succinctly, "there was   nothing else to hold against this young   man it seems impossible to me that any   man worthy your niece's hand should   have phrased his proposition in such a   manner."   "You will&#151; investigate the matter   for me?"   "Believe me," Pinkerton assured   him, "I will do what I can to learn   who this man is, and what value his   statement has. What does your niece   say?"   The Senator admitted to not having   questioned her.   "She was sent away from Washing   ton at once," he concluded.   IN two days time Pinkerton returned   to the Senator in a confident mood.   What he had to report brought relief   to the old man's sufferings.   "Let's call him in," Billy begged. "I   want the pleasure of seeing him kicked   down the stairs."   The unsuspecting Beau Brummel   was accordingly ushered into their   presence. Pinkerton saw a dapper,   perfectly groomed young person, who   brought with him an aura of eau de   cologne and the sleekest self-confidence.   "Mr. White," began the Senator   suavely, "allow me to -present Mr.   Pinkerton."   The youth blanched, then gulped   and dived for the doorway. Pinker-   ton's arresting hand caught him on the   threshold.   "Not so fast, my young friend," said   Pinkerton, "not so fast. In the first   place, Mr. White, you are not going to   marry the young lady whose reputation       16 TUECWCAGOAN   you have impugned. In the second,   the Senator and I know beyond the   shadow of a doubt that what you have   told of your relationships with her is   unfounded and untrue. My men in   form me that between you and her   there existed nothing beyond the most   casual of friendships. That your talk of   compromise is nonsense. That your re   lations with her were entirely innocent,   thanks to her good sense and good   taste. And that finally, your name is   not White but Goldstein. Good after   noon, Mr. Goldstein, and don't let me   catch you at your tricks again."   . Pinkerton went to great lengths to   ascertain that the would-be Mr. White,   alias Goldstein, had fled the country,   nor did he hear of him again for five   years. At that time he came to light   in connection with the robbery of a   bank in Mexico. Pinkerton was called   to find the trail of a thief who had   made off with fifty thousand dollars   As the Pinkerton net closed in on him   Goldstein hung out the white flag. He   offered to repay forty thousand dollars   of the loot, and bank officials preferred   the money to the capture. Pinkerton   had to accede to their wishes, and   stand by regretfully while his wily   enemy sneaked off with his hide intact.   GOLDSTEIN made tracks for the   United States where, for a time,   he neglected using his wiles on women.   He turned to the confidence game and   was abruptly pulled short of a big haul   by the intervention of Pinkerton. The   elusive Goldstein somehow managed   to keep just outside of Pinkerton's   clutches, but finding himself blocked at   every dishonest turn by the stalking   shadow of "The Eye" decided again   that the United States was too small   to hold both himself and Pinkerton.   He would go to Europe. In a New   York hotel he saw a man in the lobby   who looked so familiar that Goldstein   paused to get a good look at him. He   wracked his brain in vain for a clue to   the man's identity. A passing glance   at a mirror revealed the truth.   "Of course," chuckled Goldstein,   "he reminds me of myself. The figure,   the eyes, shape of the head." Europe   would have to wait just a little while.   Goldstein planted himself in the   lobby waiting every day for the man   to appear. The cigar clerk informed   him that the object of his scrutiny was   a Mr. Drayton, J. Coleman Drayton,   a very wealthy New York broker, of   the highest social standing. Those   hours Goldstein spent behind the   potted palms were not idle. His eyes   devoured Drayton's every gesture; his   ears were strained to catch every word   Drayton uttered; he made mental notes   of the color of Drayton's cravats, the   cut of his clothes, the swing of his   walk. He noticed the ring that Dray   ton always wore, the type of stick he   sometimes carried. There was a char   acteristic gesture, too, which Drayton   employed when holding a match to his   cigar, a turn of the head he used in   greeting. His machinations even con   trived an introduction to Mr. Drayton,   and brief as the meeting was every de   tail of it sank into Goldstein's memory   to be employed shortly afterwards to   what good purpose!   His course of study completed, Gold   stein set sail for Europe. He outlined   for himself an itinerary of the most   fashionable watering places, at each one   of which he posed as J. Coleman Dray   ton of New York. By this time, of   course, he was familiar with the out   lines of Drayton's life, knew what   schools he had attended, had some no   tion of how his home was arranged,   spoke glibly of Drayton's friends as   though they were his own, drank the   wines Drayton preferred, and followed   the pursuits that were favored by the   real Drayton. With his own personal   charm, and these attributes of Mr.   Drayton, Goldstein was an unqualified   success at his selected resorts. Women   flocked to him, attracted by his name   and his charming manners. He was   the shining light of the place, the gam   ing tables, the ballroom and intimate   supper parties, and from every de luxe   hotel he drove away with many   broken hearts in his wake and a sub   stantial supply of cash in his pocket,   for even Mr. Drayton might be as   sumed to have need of a loan after an   unlucky evening at roulette!   THIS was the Mr. Drayton then,   who was staying at Baden-Baden   when William Pinkerton of Chicago   arrived there to take the waters. One   morning there came a knock on Mr.   Drayton's door and the dandy was   shocked to have three husky fellows   brush past him into the privacy of his   boudoir. The first two only glowered   at him; the third spoke. "You remem   ber me, Mr. Drayton?" The supposed   Drayton gasped. Then he remembered   the other's chivalry and felt himself   secure.   "Surely, Mr. Pinkerton," he said   sweetly, "you will not be less careful of   the reputations of various European   ladies than you were of that of a young   American? Surely you would not em-   barras such charming creatures by ex   posing their little&#151; uh &#151; mistake?"   Pinkerton smiled behind his mus   tache.   "Indeed not, Mr. Goldstein," he re-   plied courteously. "None of the ladies   will be disconcerted. But when a man   is foolish enough to practice such bla'   tant forgeries as you have perpetrated   then we may safely have him tried on   that charge and &#151;   " In short, Gold'   stein was sent to jail where he remained   for two years.   When he emerged from his German   prison, he thought it foolish to let the   spurious Drayton die. It was so easy   to be Drayton, and so profitable. No,   he would give the false Drayton just   one more chance.   IN London, Drayton's chances were   seen to be excellent. The English   had all heard such nice things about   the New York broker that they were   delighted at the chance of entertaining   him.   Pinkerton knew all this on the day   he saw Goldstein in the lobby of the   Auditorium Hotel in Chicago. He   thought it too good a chance to ruin   by inept actions, and laid his plans   accordingly.   A few days later he once again   rapped on Goldstein's door. This time   he was accompanied by one man only.   "Mr. Drayton," said Pinkerton with a   flourish, "allow me to present Mr.   Drayton. Mr. J. Coleman Drayton of   New York."   The real Drayton refused to prose   cute him, saying that he shrank from   implicating all the women who had   been duped, loved, and robbed by Mr.   Goldstein.   Pinkerton wasn't through with Gold   stein even then. He pursued him to   the end of his life, and often stepped   in just in time to prevent Goldstein   from making off with a fortune.   Of Goldstein, Pinkerton many times   said: "He was the only man I ever   encountered who made me feel he was   rotten altogether. The only one who   proved time and time again that he   was without a single decent motive or   trait. The only one whom I would   never have tried to help in any way.   Perhaps I feel so vindictive towards   him because of his cowardly antics.   The fact that most of his preying was   done on women made me loathe the   man. That's why I called him the   meanest rat in the world."       TI4E CHICAGOAN 17   wfe   ¦¦'&#149;Mm   r s &gt;¦¦¦ .   ¦   ¦ $ ,.   ''   &lt; , -   :M   :« '' ¦' ;%|   .1   "K   '^r.   &#149;   .. ¦   &gt;,-?;,*^?rS£i£§2   VERDI'S   SIR JOHN   pfelsfisgl   William Mar\ Toung, with unusual adeptness at the art, salutes   the new opera season with a lively etching of that jovial, witty   soldier of the Verdi wor\, the obese and boastful Falstaff.       18 TWECWICAGOAN   THE BIG GAME   An Easy Guide for Sports   Writers   , OCT. 18.&#151; This delight   ful old college town of and   campus with the ivy-covered walls of   its magnificent Gothic buildings of   University are being over   run by the advance crowds of visitors   who are here for the big game. To   morrow they will witness the th   annual battle between and   'Joe Brown missed the 8: if this morning'   URBANITIES   Ten Little Thespis   IN the first act of Topaze at the Prin   cess, Frank Morgan, as the wistful   pedagogue, conducts an unruly school   room of stage urchins. As the play in   tends them to do, they wham each   other with books, shoot through bean-   blowers, blow upon hidden toy trump   ets, and answer teacher's moral ques   tions with shocking naivete. The audi   ence signifies its delight. If it weren't   for Morgan these ten young tpughs   would steal the show.   Three of them come from New York   and they don't hesitate to let their col   leagues know it. They demand all the   fat lines as their right. One of the   Broadway lads, Joe McGarrity, an an   cient of thirteen, rules the gang with a   mailed fist. Left an orphan some six   years ago he received his training as   an executive down near the Gas House.   His uncle, a prosperous Tammany con   tractor, wants Joe to live a life of lux   ury with a private tutor and what-not.   Freddy Stange, twelve years old,   classifies as a leading sub-juvenile. He   owns one of those wide and lovely   smiles, and a splendid shock of blonde   hair. Quite the ingenuous kind of boy   that nice old ladies want to hug. But   beneath it all lies disillusion. For   Freddy is a veteran. This is his four   teenth performance. Maybe you recall   him as the phantom child in Thunder   in the Air. Freddy shoots a mean   game of peewee golf and gets to the   movies as often as possible, but he   studies hard, by correspondence, on the   road. So do all the little New Yorkers   for that matter. Wnen in Manhattan   they attend the professional children's   school every day. And this fits them   for any accredited secondary school in   the country. This institution makes a   specialty of embryo Booths. It supplies   talent to children's theatrical agencies,   one of which, by the by, has been run   for many years by the mother of the   Taliaferro girls.   The seven Chicago boys go home to   mother and father every night. Dur   ing the day they squirm under the   thumb of Mr. Kent, a man with a   harassed and restless look. Two of the   local mummers were furnished by Miss   Foley of the Jack and Jill Theatre.   They rank slightly below the New   York delegation, but manage to sneer   at their less experienced Chicago   friends who are inclined to over-act.   And just one other detail. Topaze has   enjoyed such a long run in Paris that   the manager of the house has had to   change kids four times. The little   devils grow like weeds.   &#151; solitaire.   The colors of the two institutions are   everywhere; the of   and the favorite and   of old vie in store windows,   on lamp posts and fraternity houses.   Bevies of pretty girls are everywhere,   ly garbed and ly   bedecked with the colors of the ancient   rivals &#151; armbands, pennants and chrys-   anthumums. While their escorts wear   the feathers of their alma maters in   their hatbands. Everywhere is seen the   gallant of the visiting boys   from and the noble   of our own   The old alumni and the undergrads,   too, are doing much active betting on   their favorites, the prevailing odds be   ing to on , though   there are some who ask points on   The report is that both teams in   condition with the exception   of , the pound   of who suffered a   injury in the scrimmage ses   sion held last He is, how   ever, expected to get into the game   before the final whistle.   No definite statements nor predic   tions could be obtained from the   coaches. Coach of ,   however, said he felt optimistic and   that he was sure the best team   would win, while coach or   stated that he was optimistic   and added, "May the best team win.'"   Weather predictions for tomorrow   are favorable and Field will   have a capacity crowd of ,000.   &#151; d. c. plant.   FUTILITY   Seeking knowledge in the column   That is run by Calvin Coolidge   Is like hunting for a sealion   With a blow-gun in the Blue Ridge.   &#151; P. L. a.       THE CHICAGOAN 19   JEAN CRAWFORD ADAMS: Living   &#149; P£? ^a&lt;: significant art can be produced   in Chicago as well as in Paris or Rome; she   has had a one-man show at the Chester   Johnson Galleries, at the Art Institute, has   been represented in the Carnegie Interna   tional Exhibit, in Fifty American Prints of   the Year, and has created delightfully   unique transcripts of the countryside of   southern France, Spain and New Mexico.   WIJLIAM G. HAY: Friendly announcer   ot WMAQ who has made radio a pro   fession rather than just a job and whose   tan mail, invitations and gifts are proof of   ( S^f s; born a Sc°t and first heard   trom KFKX, Hastings, Nebraska, his mellow   bass and sincere, friendly, intelligent Scot   tish voice made his audiences consider him   an unseen friend; later with WGN his   Popularity increased and now with WMAQ   ne is sales director, senior announcer and   contract-getter.   DISTINGUISHED   CHICAGOANS   A Sequence of Portraits   By J. H. E. CLARK   CHARLES GATES DAWES: American   ambassador to the Court of St. James,   who has been Vice President, brigadier   general, lawyer, engineer, organizer, pro   moter, publicist, packer, politician, banker,   agitator, economist, musician, government   administrator and philanthropist; who, be   cause of his Dawes Plan, "Helen Maria,'1   underslung pipe, aversion to Congressmen   and various dynamic deeds, has been in the   public eye for sometime now and who will   probably remain there because of his diplo   matic activities, his tendency to blow off   but never blow up and whatever else he   happens to think of in the future.   DOROTHY DOW: Authoress and maga   zine contributor whose short stories and   poems have been published in the better   monthly, fortnightly and weekly journals,   such as Red Boo\, Poetry, Scribners, Cew   tury, Sketch, N.ew Yorker, Washingtonian   and in our own pages; she has had no   books published since her second volume of   poems, Will-O'-tfie Wisp, which followed   Blac\ Babylon several years ago.   C^ ~*» lily   GEORGE M. LOTT, JR.: Internationally   famous tennis player, ranking Number   Four in this country, who, since 1927 when   he was alternate, has been a member of   the Davis Cup team and who has won   many singles championships including the   Junior, City, Big Ten, Western, Canadian,   and has collaborated on many doubles vic   tories; of University High School and The   University of Chicago.       20 TI4E CHICAGOAN   &#151; reinforced steel construction, cannot warp   or wabble. 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Bring   your game uv to date . . . here's howl   Indirect reilector 1 95   This graceful bronze-finished   amp seems to have been designed   expressly for bridge, as it floods   the room with a clear pure light   that miraculously casts no shadow.   »   Dessert   service   $ 12 50   Complete service for two tables   (eight goblets, sherbets and plates)   in blue or amber glass with a clear   ball stem, makes serving refreshments   an expedient and decidedly decorative   affair. Replacements may be made   from open-stock whenever necessary.   '.) ui &#149;L   eV omjpany **   ESTABLISHED 1838   NINE STORES COVERING CHICAGO « - « DOWNTOWN: 212 NORTH MICHIGAN AVENUE       THE CHICAGOAN 21   TOWN TALK   Politics, Pumpkin Faces &amp;- Poetry's New Horse&#151; Hackett s Racquet-   Pasley's Capone&#151; Philip Davis &amp; the Piano Playing Policeman&#151;   The M. D. as Sleuth&#151; Mr. Carroll's Surprise   There once was a sage of Jiorthampton,   "Whose jaws meaty problems had   champed on:   In a daily calm letter   He found things growing better,   Or holding their own altho tramped on.   'Pumpkins and Politics   NOW that Columbus Day and the   necessity of running around sing   ing snatches of "In Fourteen Hundred,   Ninety Two" is over, the children are   preparing sweetly for an approaching   Hallowe'en. This is done by cutting   one false face after another out of   colored paper and bringing each new   edition to their parent with the hope   ful query, "Do you think this will   scare anybody?" A practice which in   our mind is somehow associated with   politics, also in season at this time.   It is this mental or chronological   1 ©   /   0ff) &#151; -   association of lighted pumpkinheads   with politics&#151; let us not go so far as   to say, politicians&#151;   that led us to a   possibly fruitful suggestion regarding   the present local Senatorial race. In   this race are three notably strong-   minded candidates, of whom only one,   the gentleman, has a mysteriously hid   den chin.   This is modern Illinois, not ancient   Turkey; but who knows how many   added votes from a romantic citizenry   either of the lady candidates might win   for herself, did she, even at this late   date, decide to appear in public behind   By RICHARD ATWATER   a demure yashmak, if that's the word   for the seductive Oriental veil? In   fact, we are greatly surprised, consid   ering the way politicians usually meet   one concealed issue with another, that   neither Mrs. McCormick nor Mrs.   O'Neill has done this already.   Why let Mr. Lewis have a monopoly   of yashmaks, if yashmak is the word   for the natural device behind which the   twinkling eye of that best of Democrats   glows in a cheery and perpetually Hal-   lowe'enish light?   \j0Ti   Our Next Mayor   IT now transpires that Big Bill him   self will be our next Mayor, if you   don't &#151; watch &#151; out. On the other   hand, Will Rogers has had his eye on   the Presidency for some time; another   columnist, Heywood Broun, is running   for Congressman in New York; and   your Mr. Riq has just about made up   _J   zr   ii   3 Hi   his mind to toss aside his natural dif   fidence and run against Mr. Thompson   for World's Fair Mayor.   We have no especial constructive   suggestion for our impending platform,   though one way of solving the racketeer   problem, which might well be an im   portant issue, would be to suggest an   ending of the gang warfares by con   centrating all gangs into one outfit, the   head of this gang to be elected to office   by popular vote for a term of four   years.   Luckily, platforms don't matter much   in modern politics; the slogan is the   thing. Judging by a recent statement   of Big Bill's, our esteemed opponent's   war-cry is likely to be "Down with the   Long Haired Men and the Short   Haired Women." That's going to be   hard to beat. Still, we ought to be   able to make something out of the late   Al Smith slogan about "Putting a   Smile in the White House." As that   slogan did not win, we intend to re   verse this motto, and its consequences,   by something like "Take the Laugh   Out of the City Hall."   'Definition f   i 4 I CAN knock that argument into   1 a cocked hat," objected the young   man.   "Define a cocked hat," was our   comment.   He couldn't do it; and in his con   fusion forgot what he had been intend   ing to say. Which is our favorite way   of finishing a debate. What a great       22 TI4QCWICAC0AN   "Hoover feels the same wwy I do about this thing and, by gad, I'm beginning to   believe he's right"   step forward civilization would take, if   people always knew the meaning of   the words they employ . . . The real   meaning of the word Mayor, by the   way, has just been called to our   attention.   A given number of children stand   in formation; the one who has been   chosen Mayor then tells each of the   others, in turn, how many of what   kind of steps he may take. "May I?"   the child must ask the Mayor after   each such permission. "You may" or   (according to his whim) "You may   not" is the Mayor's reply.   Say if you will that this is a pretty   goofy sort of game: it still explains the   word Mayor.   HAVING passed from pumpkins   to politics, we now proceed to   Poetry. Chicago's Magazine of Verse   is eighteen years old this month; claims   this is a record for poetry periodicals;   and celebrates with a new picture of   Pegasus on the cover. Instead of the   former white Percheron with feathers,   the new design shows a long, lean,   black and modernistic stallion.   As we first inspected the new dark   horse, we couldn't decide what was   funny about it. Then we realized the   latent reason for its black and tortured   hurry. It is running after a Night   Mare. Hold on. Perhaps it is running   from a Night Mare; or even from one,   and after another. Who should know?   Neither the artist, Eric Gill, nor   Poetry's editor, Harriet Monroe, has   explained.   Considering the subject, we had bet   ter transpose this thought immediately   into poetry:   Only Gill   And Miss Monroe   Probably will   Ever \now.   Where Karleton Hackett   with His Racquet Used to Play   *t\ A /HY," we asked a favorite   V V music critic, "don't you re'   view an evening of indoor golf at the   old Auditorium from the standpoint of   grand opera?"   Dr. Hackett, however, smilingly re   fused to be one of those sentimentalists   who publicly tear their hair over Wag'   ner's and Puccini's old homestead going   popbottle and putter.   "I used to play tennis in the Audi   torium Theater myself," he confessed.   One summer, several years ago, it   was discovered that the Auditorium   stage, when completely empty, was   large enough to accommodate a full'   sized tennis course. So Hackett, with   the aid of Guy Hardy, then manager   of the opera house, got up a tennis club   and racquetted the flannel sphere about   that hallowed region lustily and with   we know not what cries of "Fortissimo   con amore," if that is Italian for Forty   Love.   Qapone (1920- )   HISTORIES of Chicago make lively   reading. One almost wishes   they were written oftener: not, of   course, for the startled benefit of the   outside world, which already has an   awed enough idea of Our Village; but   to cheer us who live here, and some'   times feel overcome by a local ennui in   those occasional weeks when no new   building rises and no old gorilla chief   tain falls. For there are such empty   days, when the most enterprising of   Chicago papers is compelled to give   over its black headlines to less stimu'   lating, foreign events.   In such a vacuous period, it is reas'   suring to pick up such a treatise as   Fred D. Pasley's Al Capone: A Biog'   raphy of a Self-Made Man. Then one   remembers that Chicago is still an epic   battlefield, and comparable to nothing   so much as those ten years at historic   Troy&#151; with the Beer Money, perhaps,       THE CHICAGOAN 23   CADILLAC   LASALLE   sell themselves   to the man who   watches costs   TYPE   HARMONIZED   STEERING SYSTEM   SECURITY   PLATE GLASS   SAFETY FOUR   WHEEL BRAKES   SILENT SHIFT   TRANSMISSION   WIDER DEEPER   SEATS   LOWER RACIER   LINES   LARGER ENGINES   GREATER VALUES   If you are a   ##   ug on   "b "   economy &#151;   &#151;we'd like to talk to you.   Even if you have a remarkable   economy record, you'll be as   tonished to learn how little more   you'll pay to keep a Cadillac or La   Salle going over the "long haul."   And that's what counts. Not   the first 1,000. But 10,000,   25,000, 50,000 miles.   If you'll check all factors, from   monthly payments to overhaul   ing, you may discover that the   money you've spent on your   present car would make you a   Cadillac or La Salle owner.   If this idea seems interesting,   drop in and talk it over.   Cadillac Motor Car Company   Diritlon of General Motors Corporation   CHICAGO BRANCHES   2301 South Michigan Avenue   5080 Harper Avenue 5201 Broadway   119 South Kedzie Avenue 2015 E. 71*t St   4114 Irving Park Boulevard   1810 Ridge Avenue, Eva nf ton   108 North First Street, Highland Park   818-826 Madison Street, Oak Park   NEW   NtW   CAD I LLAC   LaSALLE       TWECUICAGOAN   V^HIS rich black caracul coat, manipulated like a iabric into   long, slender iitted lines, sweeps down irom a lovely silver iox   snawl collar achieving the ultimate 01 graciousness and aristo   cratic elegance. 1 1 he charm ol the turban is exemplified in   tbe black lelt oft-the-iace bat, soitly draped at tbe sides.   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Beside our civic pineapples, type   writers and belly guns, poor old   Homer's swords and arrows and spears   must indeed seem the harmless missiles   of a feeble child; the war chariots and   steaming steeds of the Greeks are as so   many kiddy-cars beside our hoodlums'   armored limousines with bulletproof   glass and their retinue of piratical tour   ing cars vomiting streams of leaden   death behind drawn black curtains; the   jealousies of Agamemnon and Achilles   are schoolboy whims compared to the   sinister competitions of our Gennas and   O'Banions; and it would be brutal to   mention in the same breath [and this   is quite a long breath, isn't it?] the girl   ish intrigues of the Homeric gods beside   the varying maneuvers of that old   debbil alliance of crime and politics.   Humanists, perhaps, might claim that   the Expedition After Helen was slightly   more idealistic, slightly less sordid than   Chicago's decade of prohibition   and its consequence. Without de   bating this point at all, we will   say that Pasley's chronicle is immensely   diverting and exciting, that he gets   from his gaudy material a full measure   of thrill and irony, that while you gasp   over his pages you want to cry "Can   such things be?" and when you finish   his last fine line, "The moving trigger   finger writes . . .", you nevertheless   concede that such things will probably   continue to be, as long as Chicagoans   demand their liquor and that liquor is   illegal.   And all this guerilla warfare that has   made Chicago's fair name racket to the   cosmic echo is conducted, says Pasley,   by a mere one-thirtieth of one per cent   of our population. Five hundred of   this grim gentry have gone to the   morgue, to be replaced by new and   equally wild blood. Stranger, thar's   millions in them thar stills. . . . Yet   we doubt that this noisy little minority,   reaching out as it is for control of labor       TI4E CHICAGOAN 25   R evillon Freres to   Chicago by way of   Paris, New York, and   the Far North   To those connoisseurs in taste . . . those savants   of fashion ... the Chicago establishment of   Revillon Freres will mean much » » » For here   you will find,in a quiet distinguished salon, furs   of the finest . . . culled in the great white   stretches of the north by selective experts.   Paris, with all her genius for chic, has had a   hand in the designing of the furs you see here   . . . and the actual creation of them was carried   out in the New York establishment by master   craftsmen » » » Revillon Freres models are   shown simultaneously in Chicago and New York.   Leipsig dyed Black Broadtail Evening Coat   trimmed with Natural Russian Sable » » » Russian   Ermine Evening Coat with the new close-fitted   silhouette » » » Both Revillon Freres creations.   1   clfR_evillon Freres   SALON 214   919 NORTH MICHIGAN AVENUE, CHICAGO   Paris Neus York London       26 H4E CHICAGOAN   V   LmIILLER   INSTITUTION   INTtft NATIONALE   you re   DULL   . . . so I. Miller dulls   BLACK /ILK/   [with monograining and water-marking]   Far be it from I. Miller to prohibit dullness   even m slippers lor the more formal occa   sions ol the day . . /'Be as dull as you like''   says America s leading slipper designer   but being 1. Miller, he couldn't refrain from   adding a touch ol distinction . . . .Ergo, Black   Oilks dulled by monograining and water   marking. jh,rgo,xashion s decree improved upon!   L usloni (Z/lioe CJalon   312 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUE   Spending a fortnight or more away from Town?   Notify The Chicagoan, as indicated below, and each   fortnight will be topped off with a resume of the impor   tant events detailed by staff observers steadfast to the duty   of reporting a city that slows not nor slumbers.   (Name)   (New address)   (Old address)   (Date of change)   unions and city politics, will get much   farther than it has. The day has not   yet quite come for a Booze Napoleon to   erect an equestrian statue of his victory   on the lake front.   We have an idea, though, for that   statue. A bronze gorilla, mounted, of   course, on an Alky Pony.   Colorado Springs   Between two pages of Millay   a wrinkled yellow pansy lay:   and I remembered hair li\e corn,   so yellow in the early morn   and mountains in the early sun   still cold with day not quite begun.   And I have not forgotten snow   upon the mountains, and the glow   of sunlight on your sapphire eyes.   But you were being, oh, so wise   and tellnig me my future lay   another way. Another way.   &#151; feanne DeLamarter.   The Happiness Boys in Montreal   U V A /HY, Gene," we greeted our   VV Hews colleague, Mr. Mor   gan, on his return from a Canadian   holiday, "you're looking taller!"   "Yes," explained the humorist   proudly, "I've been stepping high."   During his stay in Montreal, Mr.   Morgan bought a cane and advised at   least one Canadian cafe proprietor   against the practice of setting his radio   dials to American jazz programs, on   the sterling ground that His Majesty's   subjects should protect their home   music. Robert Andrews, who Mon-   trealed along with Gene, also tells us   of a sad pantomime short story he wit'   nessed up there.   An unknown gentleman came in and   sat at a table, ordered three bottles and   three glasses, filled the glasses, and   placed the extra two on either side of       THE CHICAGOAN 27.   -ONE KNOWS THEM BY THEIR HABITAT   Those persons who always do things well . . . one   knows them by their habitat » » They have a definite   capacity for living amid the niceties of life without   sacrificing any of the material comforts . . . and   that at moderate cost » » They may be found   swimming on the Cote d'Azur . . .   applauding Toscanini at Baireuth...   making a pilgrimage to Ober-   ammergau » » At home &#151; in the   Barbizon-Plaza library reading   Aldous Huxley... in the Barbizon   Concert Hall listening to Homer,   Gabrilowitsch or Gieseking ...view   ing the worth-while in art, in the   Barbizon Petit Palais des Beaux Arts   located on the mezzanine » » This is the spirit of   Barbizon-Plaza ... a building dedicated to the   privileged detachment of the cultivated mind.   Of course the building has radio in every room   and many other conveniences, is located within a   block of Fifth Avenue and one   block from Fifty-seventh Street, and   is the center of New York's Art and   Music Life and is convenient to   theatres and shops.   THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST is placed in   a special recess in your door &#151; in sealed   container that keeps everything piping hot.   No waiter to interrupt in the midst of a   shave or shower. No charge. No tip. No   delay. Pick it up whenever you are ready.   BARBIZON-PLAZA   101 West 58th Street ¦ Central Park South ¦ New York   Room CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST and Bath...$20 to $45 weekly -Transient Rates. ..$3.50 to $6.00 daily       28 THE CHICAGOAN   the tweed coat . . &#149; lux   uriously furred, meets   the requirements of   the three f's&#151; flattering,   fascinating, feminine   KASKEIf   KASKEL   DUN LAP   CHICAGO: 700 North Michigan Avenue   304 South Michigan Avenue   NEW YORK: Fifth Avenue at 46th Street   Madison Avenue at 57th Street   his own place at the table. At intervals   he then toasted his two invisible guests,   replying to the courtesy by rising and   sitting again alternately in the vacant   chairs to toast himself.   When the three bottles were thus   formally emptied, the unknown gentle   man put his handkerchief to his eyes,   paid the check, and departed in a   thoughtful silence.   Tune: " A Cottage for Sale"   MR. ANDREWS, described by an   admiring Casey as "the Lost and   Found Editor" because of his recent   serials, Three Girls Lost and One Girl   Found, will have another one called No   Man Wanted. In the apparently un   likely case that Andrews can't think up   future titles for later serials, we will   gladly assist with a choice of   To Rent &#151; Love Nest.   Stolen or Strayed &#151; One Bride.   Business Opportunities, Female.   Birds, Pets, Girls, etc.   Love &#151; Or What Have You?   Incidentally, we have got even with   Andrews for his naming his dog Riq.   Named the heroine of our burlesque   serial in the Economy Spectator after   him. Though if the Tribune had   started its concealed want-ad contest a   bit sooner, her first name would have   had to be Wanda.   iA Pensive Child   L'TTLE Evelyn climbed into Mother's   bed [reports B. F. O.]   "Let's say a prayer, Mother. Let's   pray we'll have nice weather and that   Daddy will get things lined up'; and   that fat lady I saw with tears in her   eyes, let's pray she won't have any   more troubles, and Hoover will be able   to manage America, and nobody will   have bad thoughts. And we'll end by   saying, This we beg of Thee, O Lord.   I hope He has a note book, that was so   many things to ask."   &lt;^4 Form of Japanese Criticism   ANDRE SKALSKI, at whose ap-   l\ proaching program of directing   twenty-three concerts a week for fifteen   weeks we are still gasping with envy,   has regretfully turned down two sug   gestions for a slogan for his orchestra:   "Andre and His Bandre" and "Up the   Scales with Skalski."   Next to such suggested helps, there   is nothing Dr. Skalski enjoys better   than a good music criticism. One that   he recalls with especial pleasure re   viewed one of his concerts in Japan.   This critique, as translated from the   original Nipponese, analyzed the music   and the playing as usual, until the critic   came to the soprano soloist.   This lady's hair - dressing, dress,   beads, jewels, stockings and buckled   slippers were then fully and admiringly   described.   There was not a word about her   singing.   Cx-Cat   W   The little fur ghosts you've left behind   Are rather disturbing to my mind.   One vaguely sleeps on your favorite   chair,   Curled invisibly, all day there;   Or as I wal\ across the floor,   A little gray ghost follows me once   more.   In the \itchen a ghost for salmon mews   And an absent face rubs against my   shoes;   In at the window a white moth flies   And to catch it another ghost vainly   tries.   I hate to open the outside door   Where four white feet return no   more . . .   7\[me little phantoms you've left be   hind:   Tou should have had \ittens of another   \ind.   \m   Later   TWELVE days later, as mysteri   ously as she had vanished, the   noted leader of our younger feline set   returned to Town, and was she hungry!       TJ4E04ICAGOAN 29   Refusing to make any comment what   ever on her adventures, Miss Mkzi   amiably shrugged her shoulders when   your reporter asked for an explanation   of the six inches of fur that were gone   from a conspicuous place on her hand   some back. A neighbor, however,   volunteers the theory that maybe some   moths got into her fur coat.   At the present happy moment Mitzi   has discovered indoor golf; under the   piano, behind the doors, under the   bookcases, behind the radiators flies the   elusive dimpled sphere under her alert   control. If you will excuse us a   moment, we will join her in a brisk   tournament on the rug. ... No, that   didn't work. She beat us too easily at   crawling under those furniture hazards.   Another pu%le, perhaps as impor   tant as anything else, is why a cat with   a choice of chairs to leap up and go to   sleep on, will usually select the rocking   chair; when, despite that word "cat's-   cradle," cats in rocking chairs do not   rock themselves.   Not a High I. Q.   44 I HE kind of dog I would want   I for a pet," confessed Riq, "is   one of those I have seen in the moving   pictures that carry a small keg of rum   suspended about their helpful necks."   "Yes," said Mr. Ator, "and let me   tell you about those Borzoi dogs that   look so pretty. I had one, and it got   run over by a car, which hurt its leg   so that it had to be taken to the pet   hospital for treatment. Well, after it   was bandaged up and put in a cage at   the hospital, the wound began to itch.   What do you think that fool dog did?   It ate its leg and had to be shot."   Saluting the Advertising Industry   PHILIP R. DAVIS, who lately   wrote to Ashton Stevens to express   his embarrassment at being handed, by   the charming young lady in our Mr.   Boyden's office, a copy of The Chi   cagoan to read while he was waiting,   when, of course, he had already read   The Chicagoan (presumably three   times over in his thorough enjoyment)   on the date of publication, raises a   problem. What should Mr. Davis read   between issues of The Chicagoan?   We would blushingly suggest Child   Life, starting with the present October   number; or the advertisements in that   delectably named periodical, Astound   ing Stories of Super-Science.   Of these we cannot help quoting, in   verv   c   oona a arlin CVV oorn   The same feeling of luxury which is so   characteristic of a Carlin boudoir is now   offered you in every room 01 your home.   Mr. T. 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You see the wonders of   the Panama Canal, go ashore   for trips into the Canal Zone,   visit Havana . . . and travel on   great new turbo-electric liners   &#151;each over 33,000 tons in   size &#151; the largest ever built   under the American flag.   I   Low Summer round   trip rates now. Ask   us for booklet,   "Tours Around and   Across America" &#151;   with list of suggest-   ed itineraries, which   gives full informa   tion. Or apply to   authorized S. S. or   R. R. agents.   180 No. Michigan Ave., Chicago, 111.   M^ggysA^My^w^^wyw   A L L N "'   S TIE AWE P S   MERCANTILE MARINE COMPANY   our enthusiasm, two: the one beginning   " "]im,'&gt; she exclaimed, 'why didn't you   tell me that before?' "So then I told   Marge how the Hawaiian Guitar had   made my ambitions all come true," and   the even subtler one starting, "They   dared Officer Kane to play . . . and   his music held them spellbound." The   idea of a policeman knocking at your   door demanding entrance so he can   exhibit his correspondence-school train   ing seems to us, at least, worthy of   Super-Science.   Next to these lures to the higher   culture, we flutter our white handker   chief to an inducement to buy a Dic   tionary of Thoughts which we found   in our diverting mailbox. "He enriches   every conversation with the treasured   thoughts of the world's best minds. . . .   If the talk is of war, he perhaps finds   use for Napoleon's epigram, and quotes   it correctly. ... If the conversation   turns to Humanism, he can illumine the   subject with the best thoughts of the   great Humanists, from Erasmus on   ward. If speaking of Art, his mind is   stocked with the pointed opinions of   Michael Angelo, Leonardo da Vinci,   and other masters and critics."   Which is certainly impressive. But   supposing the conversation drifts   around, a second time during the eve   ning, to the same subject. What does   the conversation enricher do then &#151; pop   out with Napoleon's epigram all over   again?   Qovici-Kid   SPEAKING of unique advertise   ments, publisher Pascal Covici   mailed to a few of his old Chicago   friends quite an announcement of a   novel addition to his fall list &#151; the title   being Pascal, Jr., an4 the description   "Only one copy, which is not for sale."   tffl   zM"ysteries of Medicine   WE haven't seen any comparison,   by the critics, of Doctor SerO'   cold (a serious novel) and T^ight T^urse   (a welltold melodrama) , but they have   one point in common: you can, if you   like, consider them as detective stories   in which medicine is the detective and   disease the band of criminals. This is   a fascinating idea. We wonder if   medical novels are not the much needed   new form of mystery story for which   writers and readers wearied of the   good, constructive fun of the Butler   Plot have been looking.   All the world loves a beautiful nurse;   your friend the doctor of medicine (in   spite of the unfairly dumb Dr. Watson   of the Holmes tales) is eminently fitted   for the calm wizard type of character   so much admired in detective fiction;   and no "master mind" of human crook-   dom, even in the most lurid of fiction,   was ever as ingeniously diabolic as a   hearty and lethal germ.   Mystery-tale writers, of course, nave   always at least partially realized this   fact, and thus begin their yarns when   ever possible with a murder and a   coroner's physician. But authors are   lazy souls, alas; not having taken the   pains to train their background by a   course in medicine and surgery, they   drop the really interesting physiological   part of their tales as soon as they can,   proceeding to fill up the final 250 pages   with easier and less interesting duels   between stupid criminals and almost   stupider detectives. What honest his   tory of almost any case of illness would   not be more thoroughly thrilling? Or   even a pseudo-honest one? Look at   Dr. ]e\yll and Mr. Hyde.   The Unique Christmas Card   Problem   4 4\AtHY, look," she said as she   VV opened the little tin box of   fifties, "why couldn't we use a lot of   these for that unique Christmas card   you've always started to think of plan   ning along about December 20th, when   it's too late to do it?"   So we looked, and on the silver   foil around the cigarettes was a hand-       TI4ECI4ICAGOAN 31   somely indented tableau of a camel, a   pyramid and some palm trees.   "You could draw in the three Wise   Men," she said.   &gt;//(   Home Music   AS colleague Linn is again hot on the   i trail of the radio announcers with   his trusty Flit gun, we will content our-   self in this paragraph with a peep at   the art of the air in its better moments.   The Boston Symphony hour with   Koussevitsky, which we hope you   heard, seemed to us as finely thrilling a   performance as anybody could ask for   anywhere. Apparently it won't be re   peated; but you needn't be cast down   by that, with the Philadelphia Sym   phony back for a new series behind an   improved microphone arrangement by   the magician Stokowski. An invention   that lets you listen to either of these   two celestial bands, in Chicago, needs   no further endorsement.   For a quieter but still ample pleasure,   the air isn't at all bad on Monday   night, affording both the Minneapolis   and Rochester Civic symphonies. The   former outfit used to help us kill many   a weekly afternoon in the Flour City;   it sounds better now, from here, which   is a compliment either to the art of the   radio or to its change of conductors.   Until television becomes general, you   won't notice its lady violinist, who   wears spectacles and has rather a seri   ous expression on her competent face.   It was on such a Monday evening,   if it matters, that we heard a local news   announcer pronounce Charles Dickens'   difficult last name as Dixon.   The Author as Critic   WE seem to get no farther than   the first line on our impending   lyric as to how "The frost will soon be   silvering the morning glory vine"; but   we have a pretty anecdote on one of   our younger authors.   Mr. Loren Carroll, in a hurry to   make his elevated train, was distressed   by the slowness with which the lady be   hind the cash window looked up from   her pastime in order to make change   for his quarter.   "If you would only attend to busi   ness instead of wasting your and your   patrons' time by reading a silly novel   &#151;   " began the outraged Carroll.   Apologetically the lady behind the   cash window closed her silly novel, and   the horrified author saw its cover title   was Wild Onion.   O   inc.   For the woman who would combine dignity with   chic and yet remain a bit casual when entertaining   "chez elle" &#151; we have designed this black crepe   pyjama with wide pleated trousers and jacket of   heavy lusterless white satin.   Q)   NEW YORK - 16 East 53rd St. &#149; PHILADELPHIA - 260 South 17th St.   CHICAGO-132 East Delaware Place &#149; PALM BEACH       32 TI4C CHICAGOAN   PAIRED   DEAIRBCIRN   Chicago s   Smartest Near-Loop   Apartment Hotel   Close in to the Loof), yet in a beautiful, fash   ionable section, the Park Dearborn offers an   outstanding rental opportunity for a permanent   hotel home. Less than ten minutes from the   Loof&gt; by Surface, Bus or your own car. 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BOYDEN   Phone Whitehall 5620   THE much debated and debating   Apple Cart has rung up the dusty   curtain in the refined precincts of the   Blackstone. One can only imagine   what would happen to this brain-child   of Shaw's old age before a typical   Sunday night audience in the Loop.   Many familiar first-night faces were   missing, as words enough to make two   plays bombarded row on row of im   peccable shirt fronts. The majority   came to worship blindly at the Shavian   shrine, but some remembered the abys   mal gloom of Major Barbara and were   apprehensive.   Groundless fear! The Apple Cart   belongs to this era and treats of prob   lems timely and provocative. Of   course Shaw has the nerve of the devil   in his lavish recourse to bromides.   Who else would have the courage to   say that some men would not mind   losing their heads because there is so   little in them? Naturally, certain of   the speeches are longer than the church   sermons of our childhood. If Tom   Powers' dissertation in favor of mon   archy is under ten minutes, my watch   is a faithless servant. But withal and   in spite of all, this benign raizing of   our United States and the eternal   dilemmas of British politics is teeming   with the verbal firecrackers which have   delighted and startled three generations   of theater-goers.   Who has not wondered what would   happen if the King of England decided   to do something more than dedicate   hospitals? There is the plot. Magnus,   a King of the future, played in mas   terly style by the subtle Tom Powers,   hints to the People of his veto power.   A perfect Shavian cabinet interrupt   their bickering, gossiping and im   promptu singing to demand a show   down. The wily monarch springs a   coup d'etat by threatening to resign   and stand for Parliament as a com   moner. This battle of dialectics goes   on for two acts with Powers and   Claude Rains, just the actor for the   tricky and powerful Prime Minster,   crossing rapiers of wit and deviltry.   Two bypaths lead into other unre   lated kidding. An interlude between   the acts opens the curtain on Violet   Kemble Cooper's back &#151; itself a reason   for investment in a ticket. Miss   Cooper is the King's mistress, "con'   scious of being a Goddess without do   ing anything to deserve it." After   much argumentative chaff about the   domestic problems of royalty Shaw   hands himself and the audience a roar   of laughter by showing the mature lov   ers rolling together on the floor. A   riot, even if it does not mean anything.   The other digression introduces Fred   erick Truesdell as the American Am'   bassador who with unctuous nasal   twang announces that the U. S. has   decided to cancel the War debts and   join the British Empire. We come in   for some rather rough handling from   Mr. Shaw. Towards England he soft   ens enough to have the King murmur,   "a little gem set in a silver sea," but   an American is characterized as "a   Wop pretending to be a Pilgrim   father." It is not patriotism alone that   makes me state that the latter crack is   cheap.   In the same degree that Shaw needs   his audience, he also needs his actors.   The Guild lives up to its reputation   for high standard of performance.   The most vivid imagination is defied to   suggest better actors than Mr. Powers,   Mr. Rains and Miss Cooper in their   respective parts. The valuable Ernest   Cossart adds another picture to his gal   lery of finely etched character studies   by his portrayal of Boanerges, the   cockney President of the Board of   Trade. He is as English as a mutton   chop and might be right out of Punch.   Eva Leonard-Boyne, the Postmistress-   General who succeeds by mimicry   and singing and Jarte Wheatley as   the dominant Powermistress-General   should satisfy even the exacting author   himself. There are no bad actors in   this company.   Out of his Apple Cart Shaw cooks   for us much apple pie of common sense,   many apple tarts of wit, and an abun   dance of applesauce in its colloquial   meaning.   Pedagogue's Progress   IN the meagre days of early Septenv   ber this column bewailed the bare   attire of Old Man Theater, especially   the lack of the silk hat of high comedy.   The Messrs. Shubert have come to the   rescue with a shiny, freshly blocked       TI4ECUICAG0AN 33   Announcement of the Opening .   Above &#151; On the 18 hole   Hotel Charlotte Harbor   course which is one of the   finest in the South.   GASPARILLA INN   HOTEL CHARLOTTE HARBOR   USEPPA INN   On Useppa   Island   which is   devoted   exclusively   to the   pleasure of   the Inn's   guests   On the tenth of January, Gasparilla Inn, at   Boca Grande, Florida (Gulf Coast), will open   for the coming season. A new golf course and   clubhouse will he ready, the splendid beaches   will be in high favor. The tennis courts will   be waiting. Write to Gasparilla Inn, New   York Office, 220 West 42nd Street, New York   City, for reservations, booklet or further   details.   The Hotel Charlotte Harbor in Punta Gorda on the   West Coast of Florida will be open on January first.   Golf over the hotel's own 18 hole course, swimming   in the great pool that fronts the hotel, tennis, trap-   shooting, quail shooting, tarpon and black bass fish   ing, boating and dancing, are the feature attractions.   As ever the cuisine will leave nothing to be desired.   Address Peter Schutt, Manager, Hotel Charlotte Har   bor, New York Office, 220 West 42nd Street, New   York City for reservations or further detail.   Useppa Inn, on Useppa Island, off the Gulf Coast of   Florida, also will open January first. At this unique   resort tarpon fishing, golf, bathing and tennis may   be enjoyed. Write to J. F. Vallely, Manager, Useppa   Inn, New York Office, 220 West 42nd Street, New   York City.       34 THE CHICAGOAN   The   Multi-Feature   Hotel   1. LOCATION&#151; On the shore of Lake   Michigan facing East End Park . .   quiet, restful.   2. CONVENIENCE &#151; Nine minutes   from the center of things by Illinois   Central Electric (300 trains daily).   Fourteen minutes by motor.   3. ROOMS &#151; Six hundred of them and   every one has an unobstructed view   of Lake Michigan, outside exposure,   tub and shower baths, and many   other features.   4. SPORTS &#151; Private skating rink, three   tennis courts, horse shoe court, com   pletely equipped children's play   ground, and varied forms of indoor   entertainments and amusements.   CHICAGOBEACH   HOTEL'   CHICAGO, ILL.   topper, framed to be worn at the most   rakish of angles. Passing lightly from   metaphor to pun, Topaze is a gem of   a play with few flaws. It gets the   Dramatic League season at the Princess   off to a running start.   Marcel Pagnol has written for his   time. A more frankly cynical satire   can hardly be imagined. Christ-like   goodness takes the rap at every turn,   while rascals sit in the seats of the   mighty, sipping wine from bottles and   kisses from the lips of lovely ladies.   Topaze is a very moral man, too sweet   and gullible for even the cloistered con   fines of a private school. His pupils,   an attractive group of very young   actors, pelt him with spit-balls and   answer his inspirational aphorisms with   worldly retort. Unable to lie to an   influential mother about her moron   son, he is sacked.   The gullible Topaze, played with sensitive touch by Frank Morgan, searches   out the source of the spit-ball which has just contacted with his neck. Thus the   Dramatic League auspiciously opens its season at the Princess       TUQCUICAGOAN 35   Frank Morgan, long competent in   unworthy roles, justifies the electricity   bill for biasing his name in lights. He   is best in the school-room scenes, teach   ing by rote such maxims as, "Riches   do not bring happiness," and in his   woebegone departure from the school   with puttering gait, incredible hat   perched high on his dome, and his   stuffed skunk under his arm.   The forlorn educator then begins his   own education. A French Tweed be   lieves that the name of Topaze would   look well on the door of a dummy   company supplying street-sweepers to   the muncipality. Aided by his mis   tress, the oily grafter plays Topaze for   a sucker in many schemes including   the highly imaginative and delightful   villainy of building comfort stations in   front of popular restaurants. The City   Hall has overlooked that one. Polished   rascality needs no suaver delineation   than is given by Catherine Willard   and Clarence Derwent. Miss Willard's   work is smooth and nice. She avoids   all the obvious manifestations of the   kept woman. In these scenes Mr.   Morgan loses some of his quaint charm   and becomes more the conventional sap.   His voice, high pitched and sanctimoni   ous, has to struggle for variety of ex   pression. The hopeless imbecility of   the character rather than the actor   should be blamed for the slight mo   notony as the evening wears on. The   part is difficult. Less sensitive play   ing would render the man ludicrous   and farcical.   A masterpiece of irony changes in   a flash the fate of Topaze. As a sop   for failure as a crook his employer pro   cures him the degree of Doctor of   Moral Philosophy. The ribbon in his   shabby button -hole acts as a revela   tion of higher purpose. The timid   dupe become a dapper, self-assured   man of the half -world &#151; spats, waxed   moustache, London lounging suit by   Wetzel, monocle. Topaze finishes with   a string of race horses, an ill-gotten   million and his master's mistress.   This Gallic titbit employs just the   necessary element of burlesque to save   it from complete immorality. If the   transformation of Topaze were motiv   ated, the whole effect would be dis   tinctly contra bonos mores. As it is &#151;   it is to laugh.   Alchemy   KATHARINE CORNELL mingles   her spirit with dross, and the dross   seems like gold. Once in a while such   an actress happens to an undeserving   OLLYWOOD   O NO LULU   Hollywood   and Honolulu ...same initial... high   spots on the same route of fascinat   ing travel... naturally they belong on   the same itinerary. Besides they are   so close! Southern California is   bounded on the west by Hawaii . . .   at any rate, a LASSCO voyage "that   ends all too soon" almost gives you that impression.   You could toss up to decide which season to visit Hawaii... and never   lose. If the toss says Autumn, then take advantage of LAS SCO's &#151;   SPECIALLY SERVICED AUTUMN TOURS... Sailing from Los   Angeles over the southern route direct to Hawaii, Oct. 18, Nov. 15,   Dec. 13. The ship is the "City of Los Angeles", a cruiser famous for   de luxe appointments and superb sailing qualities. The tour cost is from   $330 . . . tour length, twenty days, Los   Angeles back to Los Angeles.   A Tour Director supervises every travel   detail. 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San Francisco   CHICAGO NEW YORK \       36 THE CHICAGOAN   1 H fc_   III ssanr   jlm Lv.r\   THE SMART   RESIDENCE   OF CHICAGO   Seneca apartments have been   Carefully planned and proportioned.   Every thought and consideration   Has been given to those particulars   which make a home of comfort . . .   Luxury and happiness.   Discrimination in selection of guests   Has produced an atmosphere   Of quiet dignity and refinement.   The Seneca is distinctly established   As the family residence of Chicago.   TWO HUNDRED   EAST CHESTNUT   choice of the .   preferred families   world. Try to explain it. There is   no answer except a muddle of cliches &#151;   soul, glamour, personality, divine spark.   Adjectives have long since been ex   hausted in extolling the emotional   values she brings to even the most banal   situations. Enough to say that she is   a great artist, ever creating a renewed   respect for her profession.   Luxurious courtesans have always   been titillating to the imaginations of   great tragediennes. The reason is ob   vious; the result not always happy.   While some fine drama has been writ   ten around gaudy frails, so has an im   mense amount of lush and fruity   hokum. Pathology, interesting as a   Kraft- Ebbing case history, does not   necessarily contain the stuff of life nec   essary for a sound play. Dishonored   Lady deals with an over-sexed mur   deress in terms sensational, tricky and   theatrical. It will fill the Harris Thea   ter, but is unworthy of the power Miss   Cornell brings to it.   The authors acknowledge indebted   ness to the historical poisoning of   L'Angelier by Madeleine Smith. The   infamous Scotch lassie reincarnates as   an ornament to New York society,   while the^ modern L'Angelier is a sta-   combed Argentine who croons in a   night club. Unless my memory is   faulty (and someone stole my murder   book by Edmund Pearson), there was   a fiancee in the historical episode who   now turns up as a prototype of the   socialist English nobleman, Oswald   Moseley.   However, the lurid tabloid quality   of the material presented is forgotten   as the Great Katherine carries us   through a series of gripping scenes.   Her animal rage when she is struck   across the face by her discarded lover,   followed by the awakening of resolve to   kill as she holds the stage alone for   measured moments, leaves the audience   limp. The murder scene is taut with   suspense. And after &#151; the choked   humming as the overwrought girl tries   desperately to remove all clues. Superb   acting! Again, her tortured struggle   under inquisition brings life to a scene   which has been enacted in haec verba   in every crook play of the last decade.   Even a well known actress in the front   row dissolved in tears before the sweep   of poignant emotion.   Only a fine supporting cast could   stand up against Katherine Cornell.   The more credit to the other actors.   Herbert Bragiotti, a sleek lad with a   Barrymore profile, seems a bit awed   by his responsibilities, but it suits the   situation. He makes the poisonous   gigolo sufficiently attractive to motivate   his fascination for the neurotic girl.   The yarn about the suspected person   having spent the night with some inno'   cent bystander is an alibi used in most   high-toned murders. The gallant per'   jurer in this case falls to Paul Harvey,   a good actor conveying reality to the   conventional self-made man with a   heart of gold. Fred Tilden is excel   lent as the dyspeptic and fidgety father   with a bottle of strychnine always con   veniently at hand. Judge Swanson   could use as manly a young Assistant   State's Attorney as Harvey Stephens   makes the chief third-degreer. The   poor Britisher who steps into the mess   has little to do but to stand around   registering shocked incredulity and un   derstanding loyalty. Charles Francis   is fairly adequate in the part.   Green hats, letters, bustles and poi   sons are properties Miss Cornell could   profitably trade for one good manu   script. But the girl would tear your   heart out with K[elliet the Beautiful   Cloa\ Model.   Cornell I yell! I yell Cornell!   Qershwin Goes to War   UNTIL the finale of Act I of   Stri\e Up the Band I feared my   colleague, Mr. Pollak, had been lured   by false promise to join me at the   Selwyn for intelligent appraisal of a   Gershwin score. Then the swinging   beat of the title song set our feet tap   ping to a march good enough for the   army bands of the next war. If my   lay ear is wrong about the common   place quality of the rest of the music,   you will find me authoritatively cor-       TWECI4ICAG0AN 37   rected in our musical column on page   42.   There is nothing commonplace in the   comedy of Bobby Clark. This be   spectacled buffoon carries the show on   his funny broad shoulders as easily as   he flips his cigar from hand to mouth   and back again. Whether imitating   Colonel House, looking like Calvin   Coolidge, or babbling patter, he seldom   miscues. It is not entirely clear to the   casual observer just what Paul Mc-   Cullough adds to his partner's act. It   is conventional to suppose that the   straight man is the brains of a comedy   team. Perhaps it is so in this case.   As a performer McCullough does not   do much but appear in a variety of   costumes. More obvious assistance is   accorded Clark by Frances Neilson,   who teams with him in a corking hum   orous number If I Became the Presi   dent. The satirical lyrics of the song   inevitably call to mind Gilbert and   Sullivan.   In fact, a debt to the famous British   ers is evident all evening in the kidding   of politics, war, big business and other   phenomena of the past decade. The   plot, based on a libretto by George   Kaufman, is a topical burlesque of a   war with Switzerland, instigated by a   milk chocolate manufacturer. Kauf   man's satirical pen produces material   infinitely superior to the boloney which   usually passes for wit in a musical   comedy. That the book drags at times   is probably due to the fact that much   of the humor dates back several years   and, except in the case of Bobby Clark,   is presented by an uninteresting group   of performers. I suspect Mr. Selwyn   economized on his Chicago cast.   A fast dancing chorus hoofs tire   lessly to the Gershwin syncopation, led   by Gordon Smith and Doris Carson.   Smith is an agile youth with a mouth   full of teeth, and Miss Carson a girl   who has been told that she is full of   personality. But their feet are nimble.   The costumes are neat and in the   march number revive the glory of   tights.   Yes&#151; because of Bobby Clark, one   wonderful tune and a smart book.   zA Spank For Flaming Youth   THE going is tougher than when   you and I were boys. Sin was   then a foaming mug of Lager, a pack   age of Sweet Caporals and a kiss be   hind the haystack. If we can safely   accept the authority of Young Sinners,   a bright searchlight on red-hot adoles   cence visible at the Apollo, things are   '^li   %   LOVELINESS   RETURNS   SWIFTLY   IN THE   SALONS OF   ELIZABETH   ARDEN   Sky and wind and ocean and sun, you have enjoyed   this summer. Sport. ..exhilarating. ..breathless! Fun...   no end! 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Cigarettes soaked in   hashish, a case of champagne every two   hours and two blondes a night are the   current necessities for the youthful   wild oat-er. May God give strength   to the arms of our college presidents!   As for the girls &#151; parachute jumps into   the ocean, bathing parties in Earl Car   roll fashion and conversation as auda   cious as it is impertinent.   The boy Gene is a terrible trial to   his father, and would be to the audi   ence, if the part were played by a less   attractive juvenile than Raymond   Guion. This young actor is a well set   up lad of albino blondness. He will   be heard of again. So will Dorothy   Appleby, a half-pint of cuteness as a   girl who at seventeen has seen most   everything. Her name in the dramatis   personae is Constance. These two   have toyed with all brands of venial   sin, and are terribly in love. Parted   by Constance's inadvertent engagement   to a heel-clicking Austrian count, Gene   goes on a two week bender. Having   sunk a million dollars in his offspring   and seeing his investment going sour,   Father hires Mac Maguire, a roving   Muldoon, to take the boy on for a little   discipline. The husky trainer, a real   character as played by John Harring   ton, believes in muscular persuasion.   Just two cracks on the jaw convince   Gene that a lonely camp in the Adiron-   dacks would be an awfully nice place.   A spoiled child getting rough treat   ment has been sure-fire ever since one   Petruchio ran amuck. So the comedy   of purging iniquity from Gene by   wood-chopping, ski jaunts and violent   massage affords the cleanest laughs of   the evening. In spite of returning   vigor, or because of it, the young rake   is restless. Mac knows his Freud and   the evils of repression. He hires a girl   to come up for the week-end. We   can take judicial notice of the fact that   the girl turns out to be Constance.   At bed-time a leaf is torn from the   book of Strictly Dishonorable. The   setting for seduction is spartan rather   than sybaritic, and instead of a teddy-   bear the fleeing male throws back   equally cold comfort in the remark,   "Not till you're eighteen." However,   relenting parents make the delay un   necessary.   Toung Sinners has the zest and   naughtiness conducive to popular suc   cess. It opened the day we said fare   well to Daylight Saving Time. Ash-   ton Stevens, best dressed of dramatic   critics, appeared in his autumnal spats.   The season is under way at last.   CINEMA   Alphabetically, for Cause   By WILLIAM R. WEAVER   FEAST or famine, this cinema   thing, and if I'm dull, wordy and   pointless it's because Pm just in from   the first feast in a good many lean fort   nights. It's usually a simple job, an   extended comment on the single pic   ture worth your while, then a swift   summary of the bad news about the   others. But not this time. This time   they're all &#151; well, nearly all &#151; worth   talking about. Alphabetically, then:   Qollegiate   QUITE a number of quite capable   young people are briskly engaged   in bringing to the millions what the   thousands saw and seemed to like as   Good 7&lt;[ews. A quite loud and pos   sibly good time is had by these young   people, but it seems to be somehow   hopelessly confined to their side of the   screen. The millions, judged by the   thousands who were present at the ex   hibition I attended, were curiously un   moved by the gay goings-on at good   old Tate, and I've no idea why. It's   the right time of year, the right kind   of picture, but nobody seems to care.   If one guess is better than another,   it's that the stage production was too   popular, endured too long in too many   cities, and whatever freak of timeliness   may have accounted for its vogue evap   orated while the picture was in prepa   ration. Unimportant, of course, but if   you've felt inclined to renew a pleas   ant acquaintance with the thing don't   do it.   Crskine   ERSKINE called it Sincerity. Holly   wood renamed it A Lady Surren   ders. It's excellent entertainment and   would be by any other name. There   are more reasons for seeing it than I   have space for listing.   First there is Genevieve Tobin, who   brings to the screen a rare simplicity of   artistry it has had previously in too   small doses and those administered al'   most exclusively by Ruth Chatterton.   Miss Tobin would be reason enough   for attendance with less than the sub'   stantial material she has here; with it   attendance becomes an obligation.   Second there is Conrad Nagel, final   ly located in the kind of role they've       TI4ECUICAG0AN 39   been unable to find for him in recent   years, and third and fourth are Rose   Hobart and Basil Rathbone, the latter   in for but a fractional part of the play   but somewhat better than perfect in   that part. (No need to mention that   Grace Cunard, whom only the elderly   among you will remember anyway, is   an unimportant maid footing a lengthy   printed cast.)   Above all, of course, there is the   civilized, adult story, related without   material abridgment and enacted fault   lessly or as nearly so as most of us re   quire. It is not an occasion to miss.   Junny Stuff   JACK OAKIE'S Let's Go Native is   not of the regulation Oakie cut. It   is possible to suspect that the thing   was manufactured in advance of The   Sap from Syracuse and delayed en   route. In fact Mr. Oakie has little   more prominence in the foolishness   than any of several other principals   and none scale heights of glory. It   isn't that kind of a picture.   It is, nevertheless, good fun if you   aren't especially critical at the time. In   cidents, gags, song numbers and scenic   hoaxes are scrambled together in no   particular pattern and to no important   end save that each shall amuse in its   own way and all will somehow justify   the rather pat title. It isn't a picture   to remember, but it's greatly prefer   able to a radio and most books if the   evening's solitary.   glitter   WHEN he shall have died, obitu   ary writers will have a tough   time deciding which formula to apply   to Cecil B. DeMille. In youth a   genuine artist, at manhood gaudiest of   all early Hollywood fakers, at middle   age prodigously solemn and significant   about The Ten Commandments and   now a bald buffoon with tongue happi   ly in cheek as Madam Satan crashes a   sophisticated cinema. Into Madam   Satan he has bundled all the good and   the bad, the true and the spurious of   his talent, all but burying the hoary   plot that is without doubt his private   amusement.   The glitter that was DeMille's   mainstay in the silent years is as candle   light to the blaze that is Madam Satan,   yet the boudoir episodes are high com   edy of a kind almost never touched by   his more earnest contemporaries. The   settings, particularly the dirigible se   quences, are tremendous enough and   SERVICE   TO   HAWAII   THE MALOLO SETS THE PACE   FOR THE BIG MATSON FLEET   To take you to Hawaii, there's a   whole fleet of Matson ships speeding back and forth be   tween San Francisco and Honolulu.   Naturally one thinks of the Malolo   first of all. She's the Pacific's 4-day liner to Hawaii. A big,   beautiful ship with wide promenades for strolling in the   sunshine, a Pompeian Pool for salt water swimming, a   theatre for "talkies," a 'Verandah Cafe for dancing.   Maui, Matsonia, Ventura (you re   member her gallant exploit!) &#151; these and other hospitable   Matson liners also are at your service. There's always a   Matson ship to suit your itinerary.   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IT IS   FREE FROM ORGANIC MATTER   AND BACTERIA, AND EVERY BOT   TLE IS BUBBLING WITH PURE   LIVE OXYGEN.   As you enjoy these thrilling battles   profit from them too. Oftentimes   that ache, that pain, that indisposed   feeling is nothing more than your   tired abused body crying for Pure   Soft Water.   Go into training today. Resolve that   you are going to keep yourself in   trim for those tough battles you en   counter daily.   Order a case of Chippewa now.   Drink at least eight glasses a day for   two weeks and you'll get a new   thrill when you find how really   pleasant and beneficial water drink   ing is.   Phone Roosevelt 2920 Q   for   CHIPPEWA   NATURAL SPRING WATER   "THE PUREST AND SOFTEST   SPRING WATER IN THE   WORLD"   or write the   Chippewa SpringWater Co.   of Chicago   1318 S. Canal St.   convincing enough to background an   epic, but he staves off impending drama   by low vaudeville wit at climatic in   tervals. No cheap clown, DeMille;   when he jests someone spends a million.   The cast, who take the thing no   more seriously than its director, is   practically perfect. Roland Young,   listed fourth, is an education for   cinema comedians including Chaplin.   Lillian Roth is, of course, her flaming   self, and it pleased DeMille to have her   out-flamed by Kay Johnson, who alto   gether miraculously does it. And, for   another of his private laughs, DeMille   places the supposedly dumb Reginald   Denny above these three able citizens   and proves him an actor, a singer and   a gentleman.   The picture is full of these contradic   tions, clearly the production of a genius   at play. Of course it serves also the   essential box-office purpose of convinc   ing the immensely solemn millions that   it unfolds a profound truth and teaches   a great lesson; it's the one about the   oldfashioned wife who jazzes up the   masquerade and wins back the straying   husband. No doubt DeMille gets a   great kick out of it, and so will you if   you look at it his way.   Terhaps   PERHAPS you'll want to see Scarlet   Pages because Elsie Ferguson is in   it. I did. But don't. I got in about   the time the tears began flowing and   stayed to the finish, but they aren't   very interesting tears and I didn't wait   to see how it all started. Anyway,   Miss Ferguson is cast as a lawyer   (women shouldn't be lawyers in pic-   The whale at the wharf, or possibly a bit too much of muchness on the part of   John Barrymore, led Sandor to this merrymaking on the occasion of the   Moby Dick exhibition       TWCCWICAGOAN 41   tures) defending a girl, charged with   murder, who turns out to be her daugh   ter, whereupon the judge forgets all   about legal procedure and everybody   cries upon everybody's shoulder and a   sloppy time is had by all. It isn't fair   to Elsie. Forgive her &#151; she probably   couldn't help it &#151; but don't go to see   her. I think she'd rather you wouldn't.   Whoopee   ALL you've heard about Whoopee,   i if it's all been good, is true.   Whoopee begins at a point far in ad   vance of that at which the best pre   vious music-comedy film left off and   whoops on ahead from there. It's the   biggest, gayest, funniest and hand   somest picture that has come out of   Hollywood (I think it was made in   New York) since the folks out there   learned how to make records.   Cantor is at least as funny as in the   stage version, I think somewhat more   so, if only because you see and hear   him more clearly. The lesser princi   pals enjoy similar advantages, and the   ladies of the ensemble bare at long last   the reason why Hollywood's gals in   kind are called "extras" ... all   twenty-four of the twenty-four close-   upped in color would have been   starred on sight in the old still days.   No use talking about Whoopee; too   long a story, too big a cast . . . thing   to do is go and see it. Do, by all   means.   John Barrymore   SANDOR presents, on another page,   an impression of John Barrymore   in Moby Dic\. I often wish I could   draw the picture and let Sandor write   the review. This is a case in point.   Sandor likes Moby Dic\, book and   play, wherefore he would write the   right kind of review about the picture.   On the other hand, I could draw, if I   could draw, a fairly enthusiastic pic   ture, but I can't do right by John in a   review of a film I think he shouldn't   have made.   I bore with John the first time, when   he called it The Sea Beast. It seemed,   then, the kind of thing that might hap   pen to any actor, perhaps even a good   thing, since clearly somebody had to do   a good job with the story. But it   doesn't seem necessary to keep a good   man, who has a limited number of pic   tures to turn out in an at best limited   life span, doing the same thing over and   over. There are, conservatively, a   hundred unpictured plays, not to men   tion books, which it is Barrymore's   vening Mi ppers   by Fc   For the Events of the Winter Season   we present an interesting group of   Slippers designed for the harmonious   ensemble with the Evening Costume   Priced trom   A Foster Evening Slipper   with Rhinestone trim   ming produced in Black   or White Faille . . $18.50   The same design in an   "Opera" Pump . . $16.50   A Foster Evening Slipper   in Black or White Silk   Glacette or tinted to   match the gown . . $16.50   A Foster Dance or Dinner   Slipper in Black or White   Faille with a Cold Dec*   oration $18.50   -f- -f- Foster Extra Sheer, Very Sheer and   Evening Chiffon Hosiery at $3.95, $2.95   or $2.45 is suggested with these Slippers   There is no extra charge for tinting   Slippers to match the Gown   R E* Foster &amp; Company   115 Nortn ^Jvabasn Avenue   COMMUNITY AND SUBURBAN SHOPS   In the Drake Hotel 7050 South Shore Drive   519 Diversey Parkway Evanston « Oak Park       TUE CHICAGOAN   MUSIC   Marcoux as a Medici   MUSIC   Remains the Fashion   In the Red-Plush gen   eration, "first night-   ers" came to see poor A'ida   buried with her faltering   cadenzas that modern   opera lovers may listen to   whenever they like on   e   Records chosen here   Lyon Mlealy   duty to do for posterity before he dies.   Let's have no more repetitions.   Lubitsch   IT doesn't particularly matter that   this one is entitled Monte Carlo,   nor that Jeannette MacDonald and   Jack Buchanan are great in it . . . the   important thing is that Ernst Lubitsch   produced it. Picture for picture, year   for year, this man has turned out the   finest group of motion pictures that   have come from a single hand. His is,   without question, the supreme direc   torial talent. His name on a picture is   guarantee that entertainment, and en   tertainment above the eyebrow line,   lurks within.   None of the Continental directors   was so great as Lubitsch in the be   ginning, and none of them so success   fully retained after coming over the   viewpoint that gave them their advan   tage. Most of them have gone back,   defeated by American production prac-   tices or stifled by American efficiency   methods. Lubitsch continues on, quiet   ly, consistently, accomplishing by sheer   genius what no other director is able   to accomplish by brute strength or fin   ance. Lubitsch accepts a story, usually   a pretty good one, paces the main   thread of it to American tempo, sets   his stages, then backgrounds and side   lights it with humor, satire and farce   of a kind that disturbs not at all the   smug folk who come for plot alone yet   immensely satisfies the mental few.   Monte Carlo, by the way, is a very   pleasant evening. It contains the most   striking combination of song, sound   and scene that has been achieved or is   likely to be. See and hear it by all   means.   INCREDIBLE as it must seem that a   picture called The Office Wife can   be good, I have to add that Dorothy   Mackaill is good in the same. Both of   these items, I think, come properly un   der the head of news. It is not news,   of course, that Lewis Stone, the em   ployer and eventual husband of the of   fice wife of the title, is precisely per   fect in that role.   Of course the theme is familiar as   your hat. But it's done this time with   taste, restraint, emphasis where em   phasis belongs, and without a lecture,   even for the original wife, who makes   way for the heroine by the extremely   decent method of finding herself a   sweetie . . . the oldfashioned wives   always died, messily. The treatment,   then, makes the picture.   By ROBERT POLLAK   THE Chicago Civic Opera departs   from its ancient custom of open   ing with a pot-boiler that distracts no   body's attention from the full dress   parade, and schedules, for its first   night, Lorenzaccio, a music drama deal'   ing with the bloody affairs of the   Medici boys, written by one Ernest   Moret, a friend and pupil of Masse-   net, and, according to popular rumor,   the brother-in-law of Vanni-Marcoux.   The announcement of this novelty by   the dignitaries on Wacker Drive was   nothing to cause particular excitement.   The musical encyclopedias fail to men   tion M. Moret or his opera. It seemed   to me a dubious experiment to begin   the season with an obscure novelty.   But somebody sent over a score from   the opera offices and I've just spent an   evening trying it on the piano. It   should be a smash. The name part   falls, of course, to Vanni-Marcoux, who   created it at the opera's premiere ten   years ago in Paris. The libretto is   based, almost word for word, upon a   high romantic tragedy of Alfred de   Musset; it is the story of Lorenzo de   Medici, who masquerades as a brood'   ing and enervated weakling, the laugh   ingstock of a debauched court, until   he finds the moment to murder his   tyrannical cousin, the Duke Alexandre.   It is a grand, fat part for the French   baritone. Anyone who has seen him   as Don Quichotte in Massenet's slender   work cannot fail to recognize that he   is probably the greatest singing actor   &#151; with the exception of Chaliapin &#151; of   our time. Dramatic critics who miss   their Holbrook Blinns and John Drews   would be reassured of the glory of the   stage if they made it an annual duty   to see the Frenchman.   Moret's score proves him to be a   more exciting composer than his mas   ter. Thoroughly alert to the purples   and golds of his sinful libretto, he has   written some pulsating pages. To be   sure, he has nothing new to say. He   has assembled some of the old Wag   nerian machinery, and occasionally he   invokes the harmonic habits of Faure   and Debussy. Nevertheless his music   owns a certain original richness and   dignity.   With Vanni-Marcoux will sing Van       THE CHICAGOAN   Gordon, Hackett and ten or fifteen   others. Jenny Tourel, Jean Vieuille,   Octave Dua and Salvatore Baccaloni   will make their initial bows on open   ing night. Cooper will conduct.   The schedule of the first week: On   the second night, Tuesday, October 28,   Die Wa\\uere. Three debuts, Nissen,   Lotte Lehmann and Althouse, are   booked for the German wing. October   29, La Forza del Destino, marking the   return of Musio. October 30, The   Jewels of the Madonna, with a veteran   cast, Rimini, Cortis and Raisa. No   vember 1, Saturday matinee will see   Manon's revival, Mary McCormic in   the name part. For the popular Sat   urday night, Tannhaeuser, with the   above German representatives and   Kipnis. The first suburban Sunday   Muzio as a new Fiora. Otherwise   matinee, L'Amore de Trei Re with   Maison, Formichi and Laszari.   The Gershwin Boys Again   MR. BOYDEN, with his usual   alertness and on his usual page,   discusses Stri\e up the Band in this   issue. I want to poach on him only   long enough to touch on one or two   purely musical aspects of this super-   musical comedy. The Gershwin-Kauf-   mann-Ryskind opus came to town   heralded as America's gift to the tra   dition of Gilbert and Sullivan. It was   so described by Isaac Goldberg, whose   entertaining book about the two Eng   lishmen appeared two or three seasons   ago. Goldberg, I think, is a little too   effusive. There is little enough of the   G. and S. manner in the script and not   much Kaufmann either. Strike Up the   Band, after all, is five years old, and   it has been battered around consider   ably in its career. It is Ira Gershwin,   the writer of the lyrics and George's   brother, who climbs closest to the Gil-   bertian peak. Five years ago he seemed   capable of only the usual drivel of Tin   Pan Alley. Now, in such satirical   gems as A Typical Self Made Ameri   can and a half dozen patter choruses   scattered through the score, he turns   out verse of astounding quality. And,   paradoxical as it may seem, George   doesn't always keep up with him. The   extended overture leads you to expect   much. It is brilliantly symphonic al   though, unfortunately, quite beyond   the capabilities of the theater orches   tra. The music for A Typical Self-   Made American, written tongue in   cheek, is gorgeously bumptious. In   fact, the song deserves to stand along   eauxy magic   you sit in a pastel room as still as a mountain top.   Unseen fingers flutter toward your face and smooth it   up, up, with a cream all coolness and fragrance. Wee   pads, warm and aromatic, are laid upon your eyes,   and you are left to dream One by one the little   knots of tenseness untie themselves and melt away   .... your face is really resting.   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Quali   fied assistants will help you   select the most resultful   preparations for your home   beauty care.   helena ramnstein   670 No. Michigan Ave. &#149; Chicago   Telephone Whitehall 4241 ~v   NEW YORK &#149; BOSTON . DETROIT . PHILADELPHIA   MILAN . LONDON &#149; PARIS . CANNES . TORONTO       44 TWE CHICAGOAN   (97) uncan^   A Scotchman yet, he puid $1,09 J f o .' a   single log of mahogany. O e thom nd   dollars! &#151; and in the days whei ih i:   amount would buy a forest. Hera, surely,   was a man who loved mahogany.   Duncan Phyfe was a master of In curve.   a student of Sheraton, Chippendale an:]   Hepplewhite. His factory was located on   the site of the present Hud ion Ter . inal   in New York.   Mahogany! . . . And how Duncan   Phyfe, who loved this fine old wood,   would have gloried in the array of ma-   hagony furniture displayed in the Rob   ert W. Irwin Company Exhibition Build   ing at 608 South Michigan Boulevard.   Mahogany and walnut, satinwood, rose   wood, many rare and beautiful woods   are shown on the five floors of this build   ing . . . woods fashioned by master   craftsmen into magnificent furniture.   Luxurious furniture for the most exclu   sive homes is displayed here; and mod   erately priced productions for more   modest homes represent unusually high   values.   The exhibit embraces suites for the bed'   room, dining room, living room, library   and hall; and there are charming occa   sional and upholstered pieces.   The showrooms are maintained for the   benefit of dealers, decorators and their   clients. Wholesale practices prevail, but   visitors will be accorded courteous, in   telligent attention at all times, without   obligation.   Gomparvg   Designers and Manufacturers of   Fine Furniture for Fifty Years   608 S. Michigan Bl.   with that delicious apostrophe to the   Englishman in Pinafore. The march   song, which bears the title of the show,   is a knockout, quite as good as anything   Sousa ever turned out. But elsewhere   George's orchestra is not as ironical   as Iras rhyming. In this respect he   does not seem to have understood one   of the secrets of Sullivan's genius.   Larceny   MORE music in the theater is to   be heard at the Great Northern   where an ungainly opus by Walter   Kollo and Harry Smith is on disp1ay   with three important principals garn   ered from the defunct American Op:ra   Company. Kollo, a Continental song   writer, contributes an undistinguished   and commonplace score, reminiscent of   almost everything written in triple time   since Johann Strauss. One or two   songs are contributed by a prominent   Viennese composer from Times Square   named Maurie Rubens. His first nug   get, Dream on Little Sister, a duet for   the Hall girls, is swiped note for note,   cadence for cadence, from a great   Lehar operetta, Der Zarewitsch. It is   unnecessary to add that it is the best   song in the show.   &lt;iAve   IT is pleasant to learn about Eugene   Stinson's appointment as music   critic for The Chicago Daily K[ews.   Stinson, a keen and sensitive penman,   is one of those rare birds that think in   terms of music rather than in terms of   musical personalities. He is refresh   ingly frank and honest, yet he knows   what to do with a good prejudice when   he gets one.   ARTISTS   JEAN CRAWFORD ADAMS:   A LADY painter who achieves de   lectable results upon canvas, in   oil. She endured so well as to have   painted a series of canvases, sufficient   in quantity and excellent in manner,   which have been on exhibit during the   summer at the Art Institute.   As an individual, she is charming   The curious, quizzical light in her eyes   may easily be that of genius. She   paints with the ease of inner under   standing. Her paintings are ripe with   color and thoughtful form. Intelli   gently modern, this year finds her well   represented in the most difficult to at   tain Carnegie show of Modern Paint   ing in Pittsburgh. Few others of the   city's painters are as fortunate.   She paints in the moods of Derain   and Segonzac, but also in that of her   self, which is notable. Those who ap   preciate her work are numerous. She   is to be termed a "born painter1'' (dis   tinguished sharply from the "Academy   product"). Watch her rise to enviable   heights in achievement.   OSKAR HANSEN:   A SCANDINAVIAN gentleman   who has worked long in Chicago.   He forms in clay and marble the   spiritual immensities of thought.   Thought which begins in space where   few minds have the courage to wander.   Essentially belonging to the small   group of sculpturally creative minds of   the world &#151; Maillol, Kolbe, Epstein,   Brancusi &#151; he moves in harmony with   the elements of infinity. A rugged   force, incredibly refined, is the keynote   of his work. More to the nobility of   purity in form does he tend than any   other.   Living in a studio which overlooks,   at a height, the murky gulfs of streets   and urban canyons of the city, he pre   serves the thing which is himself. Like   most men of spiritual content, he has   flowers and green plants about him.   The sculptor is engaged at present   with the planning of a superb monu   ment to the Scandinavian people of   America, to be added to the group con   sisting of the Shedd Aquarium and   Adler Panetarium. Chicago advances   culturally with the presence of this   ARTHUR MACHIA:   A SMALL, shock headed person of   intense ability, he works like a       TME CHICAGOAN 45   Trojan. Never is the brush out of his   fingers. Yet to be recognised for his   efforts, he is content in the slow per   fecting of his contribution to art.   Known to many of the Bohemian   group of Chicago, he is in no way dis   tracted by the activity' offered.   Maker of exquisite ship models, the   quality of which is founded upon his   experience, as a youth, when he sailed   on the whalers and clipper ships of the   Eighties. Humble and very modest in   his word of himself, he asks little of the   world. His studio is as clean as a   Dutch kitchen. His work has promise   and one feels there the eventual re   ward of recognition.   FRANK HOFFMAN:   GERMANIC, big, in a muscular   way, vehement and direct in his   painting, he offers much versatility and   force to the local name of art. His   limits are beyond the horizon. He de   vours space in his range of activity.   Now he is here, and the next day, off   in some other city of America where   commissions engage his ardent atten   tion.   A Rabelaisian sense of proportion   and humor give him, as a person, the   rollicking flavor of the buccaneer in art.   Bravo, Hoffman. Likeable and unfor   gettable as a man and memorable to his   friends and admirers, he will some day   fill the sails of his being with a mighty   wind. A fine young artist in promise   of renown.   &#151;PHILIP NESBITT.   A FUNNY THING! J   Here's a funny thing;   Once, the things you said   Burned a path across my brain,   Moved me in my bed &#151;   Haunted me at dawn,   Turned me hot and cold;   Made me sick and gave me pain,   Made me shy and bold . . .   Days and weeks and months,   Weeks and months and years   Tore our arms apart, and then   Somehow dried my tears!   Now, we meet and pause-   Now, our fingers touch &#151;   And the things you say to me   Bore me very much!   &#151; DOROTHY DOW.   Good Times at   Pinehurst   Pack up your niblick in your new golf bag   and smile ... in the pincfragrant air . . .   under the sunlit sky ... on the rolling,   interesting fairways of the 5 D. J. Ross   golf courses, each different, providing vari'   ety for all . . . in Pinehurst . . . the golf'   er's paradise . . . where winter never comes.   Good times at tennis . . . riding . . . polo   ... archery . . . shooting. Happy days   and nights at the exclusive Carolina Hotel,   with its friendly atmosphere ... its mod'   ern luxuries.   For reservations or new illustrated boo\let,   address General Office, Pinehurst, ?\[. C.   Carolina Hotel Opens Oct. 27       46 TUE CHICAGOAN   O^-THEAVENUf   Individualized   Fashions   of   our   own   Creation   for the   Opera   &#149;   Gowns   Wraps   Furs   Millinery   CHICAGO   Under sole ownership   Jacques S. Potts   Modes for Immediate   Wear or Custom Tailored   545 Michigan Avenue, North   OPERA SHOPPING   Clothes for the Opening   By THE CHICAGOENNE   THIS year it's really fun. The ro   mantics are sweetly all about the   place, the dignified go Grecian or re   strained Victorian, the impudent tear   into a bustle and ruffles. What a sea   son! The beauty of it is that everyone   is sure of herself by this time. Last   year we were like a crowd of school   girls suddenly shot out of middies and   sailor suits into long skirts and chig   nons, and we were a fairly awkward   lot. But now we have learned to   sweep as serenely down the stairs as   Queen Louise in her trailing draperies,   and how we love it!   Not that many of us actually trail.   The coutourieres have given us up   pretty thoroughly as far as trains go.   Somehow those women who went in   for trains couldn't seem to manage   them and not many of this season's   dresses sport the train. They do just   about touch the floor and some of them   have a hint of downward swoop in back   but not enough to impede progress. Of   course, to prove the rule, there are   some lovely exceptions like the one in   Field's French room with its short   round train forming a graceful fan on   the floor. Backs are still lower than   the front neckline, many of the wraps   are longer, but the chief change is in   the greater brilliance and elegance of   the fabrics.   The metal touch, for instance, is de   cidedly in evidence but it's a different   metal. In Stevens' French room a very   new metallic cloth is introduced in two   gowns, one by Lanvin, the other by   Patou. The cloth is exceedingly fine,   almost sheer, with the metal threads   woven into a very tiny pattern so that   it looks almost dotted. This small pat   tern makes the fabric more youthful   looking than the large flowery bro-   cades of former years. The Lanvin   dress is in black with a silver pattern   and the finished effect is a sort of shim-   mery gunmetal, very, very different.   The skirt is full and Grecian and the   high-ish belt is of glimmering silver   mesh with a brilliant ornament in   front. The neck and armholes are also   outlined in a band of this soft silver   mesh, the neck in a cowl effect rather   high in front and ending in a deep   V in back.   The Patou of this fabric is all white   with dullish white metal threads like   fine embroidery, in the long sweeping   lines this designer loves, like a caryatid   on a Greek temple. The only decora   tion is a marcasite buckle at the base   of the V in back. These two dresses   express perhaps the most important   trend of the early season &#151; white and   black. The most striking gowns I saw   everywhere were black or white, many   of them with brilliant motifs. I could   happily spend the rest of my days in   black and white, but if you are the   kind who prefers color you can be sure,   this season, of being distinctive. There   are some gorgeous new Paisley brocades   about town, two of them at Stevens,   some pastel velvets, and some deep   glowing velvets to break the black and   white monotony.   FIELD'S heavy velvet in a deep   ruby, for one thing. This is from   Lelong and important because it intro   duces the tied-back effect of the lSSO's   and the cascade of ruffles down the   back of the skirt. If you want to be   demure, dashing and grand all at once   run right over and look at this. Field's   carry the metallic note into a regal   cloth-of -gold wrap by Paquin, the cloth   a gleaming copper and gold like a   medieval king's robe but soft and   slimly wrapped to several inches below   the knees. The sleeves have the full   bishop's sleeve feeling of this season,   fairly snug at the cuffs and the collar   is a large lovely thing of kolinsky.   One of the most brilliant things in   a brilliant season is Chanel's sequin   triumph. This I saw at Jay Mignon's   shop in the Palmolive Building, and if   sequins make you think of Sophie   Tucker or Texas Guinan just look at   this and eat your words. These are   applied with a light hand in airy scrolls   on black lace to make a delightfully   youthful dress. Its square little bodice   is held by two narrow straps, the waist   line is normal height and narrowly   belted, and the skirt sweeps down to   swirl pleasantly at the hem into a   little stiff flare held out by the weight   of the sequins.   With this Jay Mignon shows Vion'   net's long wrap of black velvet, fitted   closely at the waist like a Victorian   pelisse and sweeping down to the hem       TI4ECMICAG0AN 47   of the gown in back with enough up   ward sweep in front to show a charm   ing triangle of the flaring dress. The   wrap has a large collar of white ermine,   extending all the way down the front   and in a band about the hem. The   cuffs are also ermine and the sleeve   goes slightly leg of mutton. You just   know you'll be a triumph in this cos   tume. They also have Patou's black   velvet wrap here, narrow sleeves and   white fox collar sweeping down to a   V in the back. This, too, is almost   long enough to cover the whole dress.   The slim young deb should indulge   in Saks' quaint dress of pale blue vel   vet, high waisted and falling in heavy   folds to the floor. From the waistline   to the youthful square neck a row of   horizontal tucks accent the square feel   ing. With this dress Saks shows a   bolero type jacket of deeper blue vel   vet with full puffed sleeves and a large   corsage of the light blue of the dress.   These rather medieval young dresses   are perfect with the Juliet caps that   Paris is adopting with enthusiasm. In   wide gold mesh or in colors these tiny   caps are really entrancing on small   young heads. Rae Isaacs in the Pitts-   fiehi building is making them to order,   either in gold or in colors to match   your shoes, bags or gown.   NOW stand by for just one more   metallic piece and then I'll call a   halt. Goupy's gay peplum frocks are   among the sensations of the year. One   of her most important designs is the   black taffetta gown that Leschin has   acquired. The full skirt of this is   topped by a flare of two triangular   pieces forming a rather long peplum,   young and slightly bouffant in effect   with none of the stilted feeling of the   old bouffant gowns. Young, but far   be it from Goupy to go insipidly young.   She makes the whole thing very so   phisticated by her novel use of straps,   two narrow shoulder straps and a pair   crossed over the back, and then adds   the final note by embroidering huge   flowers of paillettes all over the taffeta   of the dress. These are alternately   shiny black and dull black and the com   plete effect is gloriously new.   Entirely different in feeling is   Leschin's white satin and lace dress   from:: Chanel, you know the long   Grecian affairs with alternating hori   zontal bands of satin and lace making   up the whole dress. It looks like a   beautiful nightgown off the figure but   the perfectly molded lines make it quite   [turn to page 53]   A corner of our   zMillinery Salon   HATS   of Inimitable Charm   &#151; by &#151;   CHICAGO   Under sole ownership   Jacques S. Potts   Modes for Immediate   Wear or Custom Tailored   545 Michigan Avenue, North       TUECUICAGQAN   BOOKS   AMERICA'S FOREMOST DESERT RESORT   California Products, Inc.   307 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago   A Full Length   By SUSAN   HENDRIK WILLEM VAN   LOON will be chiefly remem   bered in Chicago as having written   The Story of Man\ind and other   things of the sort. What the public   wanted, in other words. Until the   public stopped wanting it; or per   haps merely until someone discovered   that it didn't take a historian, but that   H. G. Wells or you or I or anybody   could do it.   Now in R. v. R. he is getting back   at us for those years when we kept   him making history simple and unhis-   torical. Ostensibly it is a biography of   Rembrandt, which should by rights be   shorter than Shakespeare's, merely a   matter of deaths, burials, bankruptcy   and a summons to his mistress to ap   pear before the church elders for being   that.   Instead, it becomes a full length of   Holland's moment of magnificence:   naval battles, religious squabbles,   Orange marching on Amsterdam, oil   paintings of anatomical lectures. One   eminent doctor having another painted   as a student. Second Doctor coming   back by having first painted as the   corpse. And so on. The Americas.   The Indies. And to round out this   circumstantial picture of war followed   by prosperity, a highly convincing   crash in the seventeenth century Dutch   stock market.   All of this is told in the first person   by a nine times removed great grand   father invented for the occasion, who   inherits his great grandson's scientific   and philosophical equipment entire.   And, of course, his perspective.   Joresyte Saga Addendum   FOR all of the Forsyte Saga, and   for as far into the Modern Com   edy as the point where Fleur finds   that she can't marry Jon, Mr. Gals   worthy was quite definitely writing lit   erature, stuff with a pattern. Since   then he has quite as definitely been   writing gossip. And his new book On   Forsyte 'Change is not only gossip but   old gossip. Some of it a hundred years   old. Odds and ends of gossip.   The nearest any of these short   lengths comes to being a short story is   where Nicholas' wife runs away &#151; in   I the unfeminized sixties &#151; and refuses to   by Van Loon   WILBUK   come back until her husband has given   her a legal right to half her own in   come.   And like any really good run of   gossip, it includes some information   that sounds more like scandal. As for   instance, that Aunt Hester, travelling   in Germany in 1845, committed an in   discretion never committed by girls of   good family until recent years. Or at   least not without serious consequences.   expedition Chronical   IT is not so much fun looking at the   specimens in the Field Museum   when you stop to think how much more   fun it must have been collecting them.   Such thoughts are engendered by a   magnificent book entitled Jungle Island:   The "lllyria' in the South Seas, writ'   ten by Sidney Nichols Shurcliff to com   memorate the Crane Pacific expedition   whose spoils now lie ticketed. They   were a young lot and the high spirits   that followed them from Boston, where   they were nearly incarcerated for   catching fire when there was dynamite   aboard, through the West Indies and   the Panama Canal and so to Galapagos   and New Guinea, have a way of get   ting into the capitions of even the most   solemnly scientific illustrations.   "Strategy in Handling People"   THIS is the first time I have seen   a book of the sort that sounded as   though it would work. It is by Ewing   T. Webb, Chicago advertising man,   and John J. B. Morgan, professor of   psychology at Northwestern. Instead   of laying down theoretical situations   and then solving them in theoretical   ways, it tells what Carnegie, Franklin,   Mark Hanna, Theodore Roosevelt,   Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Charles   Schwab, John D. Rockefeller, and   others who actually rose from stake   drivers or printer's devils, or, worse   yet, from just people, really did. The   successes of men like this may of course   be on a larger scale than you may   care to attempt at first. Personally, I   should much prefer not to become a   steel magnate or president of the   United States. But the authors have   thought of that.   And if by any "chance you have   been brought up on Kant's categorical   48       TMC CHICAGOAN 49   imperative, and believe it wrong to use   your fellow men merely as a means,   you can still enjoy Strategy in Han-   dling People as a collection of, in that   sense, naughty stories.   This much I must confess, however:   That from now on if anybody asks a   small favor of me, a la the Benjamin   Franklin anecdote, I shall most cer   tainly refuse that and ask him what   he really wants.   zAbout the Sangers Again   "XA/HAT!" said Madame Giu-   ? V letta Rovere. "Only one   son of Sanger in so large a town as   this?" Then Caryl knew : undoubtedly   his brother Sebastian had turned up in   Venice: that would explain everything.   The Fool of the Family is another mad   story about the mad musical Sangers.   Poor Caryl can save money and   drive a motor car. Consequently there   is somewhat less room in his personal   ity for music and romance. Enough,   though, if only he could avoid the   more Sangerish Sangers and thereby   cease to suffer by comparison. Sebas   tian has only to step in and presto:   savings gone, concert gone, girl gone.   Such a nice wealthy girl, too.   Even the publishers are surprised   that Margaret Kennedy should have   been able to come so near writing a   second Constant K[ymph!   Whither, Whither, or After Sex,   What?: A Symposium to End Sym   posiums, edited by Walter S. Hankel.   Illustrated by Bill Gropper. (The   Macaulay Company.) just another of   those dark glimpses into a future when   Lady Chatterley's Lover will be a gram   mar school text and Sir Philip Yarrow   will have started investigating the dance   of the electrons around the atom.   The John Riddell Murder Case: A   Philo Vance Parody, by John Riddell.   Illustrated by Miguel Covarrubias.   (Scribner's.) Said to have been with   held from publication for a day or two   while S. S. Van Dine made sure that   Richard Halliburton was the only best   seller who had been murdered in a grass   skirt.   Casanova Jones, by Joseph Anthony. Il   lustrations by Willy Pogany. (Century.)   The sad tale of a gentlemanly revenue   agent unhappily married to a bootlegger   is here made into a nicely rhymed epic   poem.   He Done Her Wrong: The Great   American Novel and Not a Word In   It&#151;   No Music Too, by Milt Gross. Il   lustrated by the Author. (Doubleday,   Doran.) In the tradition of those wood   cut novels that blossomed on every bough   last spring, but not of it.   First Nights! Wraps and Gowns   Jay Mignon, inc.   Palmolive Building 923 No. Michigan Ave.   THE CHICAGOAN,   Theater Ticket Service G4ICAGQAN   407 So. 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I   270 East Deerpath   Lake Forest   704 Church Street   Evanston   Prances   R   1660   East   55th   STREET   AT   HYDE   PARK   BOULEVARD   ifV   tf&gt;   ^   HALE   ¦ ¦ FOf   &gt;«-*" OF   GRACIOUS   DICNITY FOR   THE MATRON   AND THE   CHARM   OF YOUTH   FOR THE   YOUNGER   SET   He 9W El IDC   r«# n^p~ furs   108 N. State St.   220 Stewart Bldg.   of distinction   Suite 201 Pittsfield Building   For Tickets   COUTHOUI   SHOPS ABOUT TOWN   For Brides or Any Good Home   By THE CHICAGOENNE   IT'S one of their cute little tricks.   These advertising writers &#151; tchk,   tchk. Since I was cut short in my   last issue's tale of wedding gifts and   decorative items for the home I prom   ised a continuation for this number.   But that bright boy who writes the   announcements of future numbers   went up in the air over the opera and   pledged this column to a survey of   opera clothes. What to do, what to   do!   My public must be served, and   whether you want them or not, you'll   get both stories. Take them or leave   them. But if you have a spark of   sportsmanship you'll take them with   a nice bow to your heroic correspond   ent. Heroic, because I had to crawl   from shop to shop on the day that   Our Mayor chose to jam the streets   with Black Horse troops, legionnaires,   bands and committees, all tootling for   the boy friend who was kicked out of   France. I thought Hearst lived in Cali   fornia and that Thompson was fighting   England, not France, but it seems that   one of them saved Chicago from some   one. It's all very clear to William   Hale, I guess, but it's just a dawgone   nuisance to me.   Anyway, if you are buying any   thing for the bride, read on. If you   are a home-beautifying soul, read on.   But for new notes on evening things   (and I am proud of those) turn to   Opera Shopping.   IF you aren't yet a La Maisonetteer   take an afternoon, a day, or possibly   a week and browse around on Field's   ninth floor. La Maisonette is a charm   ing spot, not a gift shop, not an antique   shop, not a moderne museum, but it's   a grand place to find gifts, antiques   and splendid modern pieces. Every   thing decorative has been lovingly as   sembled here, and there are treasures,   some as low as a dollar, others up in   the wealthy uncle class. For someone   who has the antique spirit you can get   really fine pieces here as well as won   derfully authentic and mellowed repro   ductions. Side by side, for instance,   are a rare Aubusson rug with an un   usual all-over motif and a reproduction   of an Aubusson which is as softly deli   cate in color as if it, too, had come   down through the centuries.   Since bottle collecting has become   one of the more popular pastimes in   this arid land La Maisonette has a lav   ish array. An old Danish crystal de   canter is flanked by a pair of gleaming   deep blue Bristol bottles. Two squat   old French bottles are gorgeous in   white porcelain and gold in a novel   knobby design. Some modern Danish   bottles in a milky, opalescent glass are   as feminine as the perfume they are   destined to hold, while an array of   Italian pottery bottles are splendid for   the masculine chiffonier. These are   square and sturdy, one set with cool   green leaves twining all over the sur   face, another with colorful groups of   fruits, a third with coral leaf and   flower design.   Next to bottles as household pets I   can think of nothing more pleasing   than boxes, and La Maisonette has   everything under the sun in this field.   Field's has acquired a collection of rare   pieces, Italian Renaissance brocades,   ecclesiastic velvets, French embroideries   and laces. These they use for stun   ning boxes, for cigarettes, candy, all   sorts of things. The cigarette boxes are   cedar lined, the candy boxes with glass   trays, the jewel boxes velvet lined with   lock and key, beautiful things. They   have also taken the covers of some old   books and made handsome library boxes   out of them, while one set of covers   makes a very distinctive wastebasket.   And that's only half the tale&#151; run up   and see the rare pieces of furniture;   the old silver and reproductions of fine   old Sheffield, the splendid collection of   antique china; the case of miniatures   and the walls and walls and walls of   prints and silhouettes; the unique mod   ern bookends and other pieces from the   Wiener Werkstatte; lacy old fans;   everything of beauty whether it has   been a joy for hundreds of years or   maybe for only a week or two. Its   a fine harmony of the old and the new.   ONE of the new things that peo-   pie have been talking much of   this year is the Swedish art spirit as   it was expressed in the Stockholm ex'   position. The Swedish Arts and Crafts   shop at 161 East Ohio has brought   back some of the loveliest examples of       TI4EO4ICAG0AN 51   the decorative art of Sweden and many   a bride will call down blessings upon   your head if you send her a piece of   Malmsten furniture or Orrefors glass.   At this shop the second floor has some   magnificent pieces of furniture, mod   ern in their restraint and simplicity but   for the ages in their beauty. The din   ing room ensembles and desks make,   splendid impressive gifts from one of   the family or a close friend, and there   was a powder table with a solid sheet   of pewter gleaming across the top and   down the sides that was one of the   most exquisite things I have ever seen   in furniture.   The Orrefors glass, of course, is   justly famous and you won't find any   thing more beautiful anywhere than   the collection of pewter and Nilsson   silver and handwoven rugs here. Many   new things have come in since I was   there &#151; a shipment was expected from   Stockholm&#151; and if you really want to   do the different thing dash right up   and look them over.   In that little courtyard where the   Petit Gourmet sets out its excellent   luncheons is a secluded linen shop that   pops forth with something unusual all   the time. D. S. Williams has a lot   of sumptuous linens, Pointe de Venise   luncheon sets, an elaborate bedspread   of Duchesse lace and the like, but he   also offers unpretentious novel   pieces that make grand inexpensive   gifts. I saw a breakfast tray set   in melon and turquoise linen that   would make anyone sit right up in bed   and sing, no matter how gray the   morning, and some stunning Basque   breakfast sets in brilliant plaids, alto   gether new in their color combinations.   Down the boulevard the Carlin   Comfort Shop is busily doing over its   display rooms, introducing all sorts of   new things with their new decorating   service. They have hitherto specialized   in bedroom and closet decorating and   have done it so well that patrons here   and there have urged them to come out   of the bedroom and tackle the whole   house. So here they are, with one of   their best decorators from the east to   fix up the entire establishment or sug   gest special ideas to fit in with your   general scheme. The shop, of course,   continues to be the prime place for   those moire traveling bags, quilted com   forters, colorful blankets, and exciting   clothes closet fixings.   If you want a touch of the modern   in your boudoir drop in at Bertha   McVittie's shop at 5132 Sheridan   Road. She has some delightful lamps.   ENGLISH DESK SET&#151; SEAWEED INLAY   Remarkable for its blending of infinite detail and effective contour   lines. The fittings are of striking character, the letter boxes in hand   tooled leather are available in many colors. Vases are Uld trencn.   W. P. NELSON COMPANY   N. J. NELSON, President   Drake Hotel - Walton Place and Michigan Ave.   Telephone Whitehall 5073   CHICAGO   AN ADDRESS OF DISTINCTION'   Interesting combina   tion Football Sched   ule and Score Card   sent free on request.   Write for it.   Exceptional   in Every Detail'^   The finer character of The Drake   accommodations, foods and service   is reflected in the continued patron   age of seasoned travelers ... and in   the extra comfort the guest enjoys.   Rates begin at $5-00 per day. Per   manent Suites at Special Discounts.   THE ¦^HHHHHHH   DRAKE   | HOTEL, CHICAGO   Under Blackstone Management       THE CHICAGOAN   GO, CHICAGO!   Air Castles   By LUCIA LEWIS   Come with   us to Bali . . .   A fantastic island in the Java Sea   . . ¦ a primitive civilization un   changed by 1 000 years . . . weird   ceremonials . . . age-old Hindu   rites... lithe gold-swathed dancers   . . . masqued grotesquefie or the   Ardje Drama.   The Franconia . . . the great and   proven cruising liner takes you to   Bali without extra cost or change   of ship on her wondrous Cruise   Around the World . . . Sailing   Eastward from New York Jan. 10,   1931 ... 138 days . . . Rates   $2000 up.   The Voyage of a Lifetime! Again   two world-famous leaders of   travel join their 179 years of   experience, achievement and   tradition.   Ask your Local Agent (or   Booklet or Mail Coupon   CUNARD LINE   25 Broadway, New York   or   THOS. COOK &amp; SON   587 Fifth Avenue, New York   Please send "The Franconia   World Cruise Book" to   Name&#151;   Address.   City-   State-   THE air people are all through   singing mammy songs, but the   public doesn't know it. Aviation is   afflicted with Brisbanes who mouth   about future skies black with airships,   though never higher than a penthouse   themselves. These oracles and cheer'   leaders make so much fuss about   mothering the "infant industry" that   travelers don't realize that the infant is   a big boy now, out of short pants, and   growing nicely, thank you. He really   deserves a little recognition on his own   merits. Let his coming adulthood   take care of itself.   You can go from here to there &#151; ¦   routes to almost any there you choose   &#151; with fewer chances of needing at   tention from the coroner than if you   whiz up to Glenview in Jimmie's car   when he has a little edge and the road   has a little slip. Percentages on auto   mobile, train, and airplane deaths,   based on their respective number of   passengers, are all to the good for the   air.   Comfort isn't lacking either. In the   big passenger planes the seats are   cushioned and ample for the rotund   and the long-legged alike. On the   longer trips refreshments and meals are   served and even on the shorter ones   you get little packets to chew, with   Mr. Wrigley's compliments. A stew   ard watches over you tenderly, gives   you picture maps to show where you   are, thrusts magazines and papers at   you if you get bored, stuffs cotton in   your ears, and holds your head if you   feel the need. (But if you don't worry   about airsickness it won't get you. It   is purely nerves and not the motion   of the plane. On a calm day the plane   is so steady that one hardly believes the   darn thing is moving and when it is   stormy the plane just swoops a bit   here and there in a fashion that is   highly diverting if you just get over   the feeling you're falling.)   EVEN the very timid these days   may bring themselves to hop into   an airplane for an emergency trip, but   not every traveler realizes how much   the plane can do to facilitate and feli   citate just ordinary living. There are,   of course, planes from city to city   which are especially popular among   business men. The cross country dash   of forty-eight hours is broken into just   the right happy division between plane   and train so that neither becomes   monotonous. For hops to the summer   country they are rapidly becoming in   dispensable. Commuters use the lines   to Bar Harbor, to Newport, to almost   every popular spot in New England   and Canada. From St. Paul citizens   easily get to the north woods and the   lake country or from Chicago to Wis   consin and Michigan and Minnesota   by amphibions and land planes. In   San Francisco and Los Angeles the air   ferries are soundly established, hydrc   planes leaving at regular intervals to   all the popular spots along the coast   and charging only two to five dollars   for the service.   Planes are being introduced in yacht   races and college boat races. They are   the best system yet devised to get a   good view of all the contestants and   really follow the progress of the en   tire race. They have been used for   the Henley regatta in England for   some seasons now and are quickly be   ing taken up here. Another thing   they're doing in Europe this year is   sightseeing a la Zep. The Zeppelin   introduced an interesting schedule of   sightseeing trips this summer, from a   day to several weeks in length, over   notable spots from the Mediterranean   to Scandinavia. It's a splendid way to   get your sightseeing all attended to   promptly, with the greater part of your   time left for a comprehensive study   of the cafe and biergarten systems.   Airports here are being jacked up   to compare favorably with the older   European ones, though we have none   quite so fine as the famous Tempelhof   in Berlin. Of course this has the great   natural advantage of location right in   the city, thanks to the martial fervor   of the Kaiser. Wilhelm set aside a   tremendous parade circle for his troops   and insisted that this be undisturbed   no matter how much the city needed   the space. Now that it has been con'   verted into the most convenient air   port in the world the city is grateful,   as dollars from every corner of the   earth come winging into it every day.   The Tempelhof at night is one of the   things to do, its restaurant gay with       THE CHICAGOAN 53   s^2&gt;,   dancers stepping to an orchestra whose   undercurrent is the rhythmic drone of   planes outside.   With the spread of Aviation Coun'   try Clubs some of our American air   ports are acquiring a nice polish. The   Aviation Club on Long Island and the   Curtiss-Reynolds airport here are add   ing entertainment features, restaurants,   and other swanky touches to their al   ready beautiful grounds. The new air   ports, such as the one in Los Angeles   and the Ford field in Detroit, are beau   tifully kept, dustless and shining with   planes taxi-ing up the concrete runways   to buildings equipped with all the   comforts of the railroad station. All   they need is a chain drug store and   they'll probably get that in short order.   SHOPPING   For Opera   [begin on page 46]   rapturous when it's worn. Leschin's   buyer had just torn off for the east   when I was there, to acquire more   evenings things, so by the time this   appears they'll have a raft of new   gowns and wraps. Since they do eve   ning clothes particularly well here I'd   suggest a look-see before you decide on   your costume for the big night on   Wacker drive.   Every one of these things, of course,   demands the proper foundation so I   dropped in to see what Annabell Chud   was doing to produce the suitably   svelte lines. The all-in-one foundation   garment is almost a necessity under   the new gowns, and for evening they   are generally boneless or very lightly   boned, except for the very heavy figure.   There were some attractive black satin   ones here with the brassiere top of   either black lace or a new rose blush   lace, a very dainty new tone of pinkish   beige. These are all backless to the   waist, to conform to the evening line,   and have a flounce of lace at the bot   tom so that you need only the one   garment. The Debutante corsette is a   fine lightweight foundation, absolutely   boneless, of light silks or allover-lace   on net. These foundations may be   made in any color to match the gown.   Another important detail in any en-   Freeman of London   Charterhouse Building No. 4   Goswell Road, London   and   534 Madison Avenue, New York   Cordially invite you to view an exhibit of a   distinguished collection of rare   ANTIQUE ENGLISH SILVER   and   OLD SHEFFIELD PLATE   Specimens from the   QUEEN ANNE and GEORGIAN Reigns   This fascinating collection is held under the auspices   and at the establishment of   WILLIAM J. QUIGLEY, INCORPORATED   117 East Delaware Place, Chicago, 111.   from Monday, October Twentieth to Saturday the   Twenty-fifth, Nineteen Hundred and Thirty   ^tnodern-I/irtisii   (Criumfikant   QfiecUi   ings   "Herecomesthebride!" Happy,   proud, beautiful! The smiles of   well-wishing friends. The soft   light of candelabra&#151; a resplen   dent yet dignified background   of calla lilies, ferns, palms... all   that bespeaks the solemnity and   importance of this occasion.   Shoreland facilities&#151; Shore-   land catering&#151; Shoreland serv   ice make Shoreland weddings   distinctive and smart. Nor are   they prohibitive in cost.   HOTEL   SHORELAND   FIFTY-FIFTH STREET AT THE LAKE   semble is the shoe. When I was there   Wolock and Bauer had just received a   sheaf of new fabrics that promise de   lightful results for fall evening slippers.   Some very soft Paisley brocades in   melting tones of blue and coral and   gold or a rich red and gold with flecks   of black should be awfully dashing.   Another dyable white crepe has a tiny   pattern of gold all over the surface,   carrying out the smaller motif idea,   and there was a stunning silver with   flecks of red that would be gorgeous   with white dresses. These, of course,   are made up in any style but one of   the most graceful I saw there was a   sandal with comfortably high back and   strap swerving down the sides to form   the accepted open shank sandal. The   nice feature of this is that it is a very   graceful and airy sandal with never   theless enough support to keep the not-   too-perfect foot from bulging. Pumps   are perennial favorites of course and   they have them here in a good-looking   satin with a dull all-over pattern like   frosted crystal goblets.   All their fabrics are also used for   bags to match the slippers, and the new   evening bags at Wolock and Bauer are   quite small, flat envelopes. These are   decorated with marcasite pendant orna   ments, usually two of them connected   with a small brilliant chain.       54 THE CHICAGOAN   Exclusive   Russian-   European   «jpr Restaurant   Enjoy our Ex   cellent Russian   European Cui   sine under per   sonal direction   of Chef T.   Karakoz.   During dinner hours concert String   Trio conducted by Mr. A. Aster.   Luncheon 75c   Afternoon Tea and Bridge   Private Rooms by arrangement   Dinner #1.50   Reservation Phone: Lakeview 10554   Under the personal direction of   Col. W. W. Yaschenko   and K. P. Sankarjevsky   Maisonette Russe, 2800 Sheridan Rd.   Open from T^oon till Midnight   Smart Riding Apparel   For ladies and gentlemen, tailored to measure.   Correct, smart styles at attractive prices.   Riding Boots   Of finest English make in a wide selection of   correct styles and leathers. Attractive catalog of   Riding Equipment sent on mail or 'phone request.   Associated Military Stores   19 W. Jackson Blvd. Harrison S708 Chicago   In Next Issue   MEET THE MOTORS   By Charles C. Swearingen   Comprehensive reviews   of the smart new models   that will be on display   at the impending Salons.   THIS GAS AGE   To Car, To Car!   By CHARLES C. SWEAMNGEN   HAVING just about reached the   acme of perfection, automobiles   are no longer put away in protecting   blankets in October until May the fol   lowing year. Chicagoans generally   have learned much regarding recrea   tion and health. Hence Autumn, with   its under-tang of the frost to come and   its rainbow robes of matchless beauty,;   is now considered the most delightful   and healthful of all touring seasons.   In the Fall nature assumes its most   brilliant garb; the foliage that has cov   ered the landscape with a uniform   green all summer now biases forth in   a thousand shades of orange and yel   low, crimson and purple. The air is   delightfully cool, a clear bracing at   mosphere. Health jaunts are in season.   WITHOUT resorting to the   freakish, the new Reo-Royale   Eight marks a striking departure from   any previous productions of this vete   ran manufacturer of fine automobiles.   Beauty, comfort and performance have   been built into the car. The engine is,   an L-head straight eight delivering 125;   horsepower at 3300 R.P.M. Fifty   miles per hour or more in second and   well over 80 in high are said to be at   tained with freedom from gear noise   or vibration.   The hood is long and low, gracefully,   pointed in the vee-shaped radiator. It   is flanked by oval headlamps, whose   contour resembles that of a projectile,   and then by ample rolled edge fenders   of wing-like sweep. Having modeled a   beautiful front, Reo carries this motif   of the free flowing line into the wind   shield slope, along the sleek sides and   the smoothly rounded top, to reach   striking culmination in a sweeping rear   panel construction.   The new bodies are exceptionally   well lighted. There are step lights and   rear quarter lights with automatic door   control and separate interior switches.   Tilt Ray headlights are used. Diffi   culties of night parking are minimised   by fender lights front and rear which   throw wide beams. The two rear fen   der lights provide stop signals.   MANY refinements have been   added to the new Packards.   There is a substantial increase in the   power of the motors. The four speed   transmission gives a quick change be'   tween gears with all the advantages in   traffic and traffic pauses obtainable in a   four speed transmission. Mechanical   improvements have not exceeded body   refinements and there is a complete   new line of color combinations scien   tifically selected for perfect harmony   and good taste.   Evidence of intensive study and at   tention to details is seen in the bodies   of the new cars. New upholstering   materials and new methods of trim   ming have been adopted and add much   to the interior appearance. An un   usual arrangement for smoking and   vanity sets in enclosed cars has been   worked out and there is new hardware   which harmonises with the other fit'   tings and trimmings.   In the Eight-70 Series, Nash has   brought to motorists one of the lowest   priced quality straight eights that has   ever entered the market. In power,   pick-up adaptability and general per   formance, the new product is com   parable to higher priced cars. Built   on a generous 116-inch wheel-base, the   new models are big cars in every re   spect. Grace and lasting beauty char   acterise their new bodies.   Rich appointments, including fine   mohair upholstery, smoking sets on   each side of the rear seat, smartly pat   terned interiorware, silver finished and   moderne instrument panel feature the   new models.   Vox Paucorum   A Department of   Minority Opinion   Africa speaks: A perfectly re-   k markable picture but could be inv   proved by eliminating scene showing   native being killed by lion. It is diffi   cult to understand why hand turning   crank of camera could not have pulled   trigger &#151; thus saving human life. &#151;   A. C. B.   \/A   Romance: An Anna Christie in   dress clothes, this film is far from   a hit. Garbo's husky arms and voice,   belying her diva's role, don't help the   thing any either. I fear la Garbo is a       TWt CHICAGOAN 55-   one-character,   &#151; E. M. S.   or a one-talkie, actress.   CENTURY OF PROGRESS EXPOSITION :   Viewing the development on site   prompts the thought that, until the   structures are complete in their color   and illuminated cloture and entourage,   they will be the object of derision and   caricature for us Chicagoans to combat.   &#151;L. J. W.   Mccutcheon's "injun summer":   Aren't we all just a little tired   of that perennial? Thinking perhaps   The Tribune would give us a treat and   now you, of all people, have to go and   "bring that up."&#151; K. S. B.   Theatre season: Alleged to be   backward, anaemic, etc., this sea   son is exhibiting, though dilatorily, a   finer grade of plays and music shows   than has come hence in many seasons.   Witness: Nearly any show now play   ing, for verification. &#151; E. M. S.   wi   I "HE COMMUTTER: I, too, am a   * Commutter. Like Marjorie Mil   ler, whose poem, The Commutter, was   published in the October 1 1th issue of   The Chicagoan, I am forced by cir   cumstances to ride on trains in the city   where no one cares. But she seemed   to understand. Perhaps her tone was   light. Almost flippant. But under   neath, her lips trembled and hers was   a complete sympathy, I am sure. She   did something for me no one else has   done. I was resentful. Despondent.   Then she came! Would you ask her   to send me her photograph? &#151; E. W.   ST^T111ENT 0F THE OWNERSHIP, MANAGE   MENT, CIRCULATION, ETC., REQUIRED   BY THE ACT OF CONGRESS OF   AUGUST 24. 1912   Of The Chicagoan, published bi-weekly at Chicago,   Illinois, for October 1, 1930.   State of Illinois )   County of Cook J   Before me, a Notary Public in and for the State   ri-ff CAUnt\ aforesai'd&gt; personally appeared George   J^Iittord, who, having been duly sworn according to   «w, deposes and says that he is the business manager   °l k   E C"i5;agoan and that the following is, to   the best of his knowledge and belief, a true sfate-   ment of the ownership, management (and if a daily   paper, the circulation), etc., of the aforesaid publica-   tion tor the date shown in the above caption, required   aii d i   °f Aueust 24- 19'2. embodied in section   411, Postal Laws and Regulations, printed on the   reverse of. this form, to wit:   1. That the names and addresses of the publisher,   d°il'i manag'ng editor, and business managers are:   Publisher&#151; Martin J. Quigley, 407 S. Dearborn St.   Editor&#151; Martin J. Quigley, 407 S. Dearborn St.   Managing Editor&#151;   William R. Weaver, 407 S.   Dearborn St.   Business Manager&#151; George Clifford, 407 S. Dear   born St.   _   2. That the owner is: (If owned by a corporation,   its name and address must be stated and also immedi   ately thereunder the names and addresses of stock   holders owning or holding one per cent or more of   total amount of stock. If not owned by a corpora   tion, the names and addresses of the individual own-   BEN BERNIE r.AND   In the Beautiful   NEW   College Inn   Nightly for Dinner and Supper   world'* fair lighting t color-organ dance floor of teak   and ebony ? radium paintings t breath-taking beauty   NO COVER CHARGE   UNTIL 9:30   Drive Right Into Hotel Sherman   Randolph and Clark Streets   NOW PLAYING   at the new   PUNCH and JUDY «&#153;   Van Buren Street at Michigan Avenue   D.W.Griffith's First All-Talking   Production   ABRAHAM LINCOLN   with   WALTER HUSTON   and   Una Merkel !   Never Before a Picture So Universally Acclaimed by   Press and Public   By Popular Demand   Two Matinee Shows Daily, 2:30 &gt; 6:00&#151; Price $1.00   ¦ Evenings at 8:30&#151; Price $2.00 '   ALL SEATS RESERVED Telephone Harrison 6800   ers must be given. If owned by a firm, company,   or other unincorporated concern, its name and address,   as well as those of each individual member, must be   glThe Chicagoan Publishing Co., 407 S. Dearborn St.   Martin I. Quigley, 407 S. Dearborn St.   3. That the known bondholders, mortgagees, and   other security holders owning or holding 1 per cent   or more of total amount of bonds, mortgages, or other   securities are: (If there are none, so state.)   None. , , ....   4. That the two paragraphs next above, giving the   names of the owners, stockholders, and security hold'   ers, if any, contain not only the list of stockholders'   and security holders as they appear upon the books   of the company but also, in cases where the stock'   holder or security holder appears upon the boo.&lt;s of   the company as trustee or in any other fiduciary   relation, the name of the person or corporation for   whom such trustee is acting, is given; also that the   said two paragraphs contain statements embracing   affiant's full knowledge and belief as to the circum'   stances and conditions under which stockholders and   security holders who do not appear upon the books   of the company as trustees, hold stock and securities   in a capacity other than that of a bona fide owner;   and this affiant has no reason to believe that any   other person, association, or corporation has any   interest direct or indirect in the said stock, bonds, or   other securities than as so stated by him.   5. That the average number of copies of each issu^   of this publication sold or distributed, through the   mails or otherwise, to paid subscribers during the   six months preceding the date shown above is   (This information is required from daily publications   only.)   Geo. Clifford,   Business Manager.   Sworn to and subscribed before me this First day   of October, 1930.   (Seal) James P. Prendergast.   (My commission expires February, 1933.)       56 TUE CHICAGOAN   SPQW6DIM   FOOTBALL   October 18.   Chicago and Florida at Stagg Field.   Northwestern and Illinois at Champaign.   Purdue and Iowa at Iowa City.   Michigan and Ohio State at Columbus.   Wisconsin and Pennsylvania at Madison.   Minnesota and Indiana at Minneapolis.   Notre Dame and Carnegie at South Bend.   Yale and Brown at New Haven.   Harvard and Army at Cambridge.   Princeton and Cornell at Princeton.   Dartmouth and Columbia at Hanover.   October 25.   Chicago and Mississippi at Stagg Field.   Northwestern and Centre at Dyche Stadium.   Illinois and Michigan at Ann Arbor.   Purdue and Wisconsin at Lafayette.   Minnesota, open date.   Indiana and Southern Methodist at Dallas, Texas.   Iowa, open date.   Notre Dame and Pittsburgh at Pittsburgh.   Yale and Army at New Haven.   Harvard and Dartmouth at Cambridge.   Princeton and Navy at Princeton.   Pennsylvania and Lehigh at Philadelphia.   November 1.   Chicago and Princeton at Stagg Field.   Northwestern and Minnesota at Minneapolis.   Illinois and Purdue at Champaign.   Michigan, open date.   Wisconsin and Ohio State at Columbus.   Indiana and Notre Dame at South Bend.   Iowa and Detroit at Detroit.   Yale and Dartmouth at New Haven.   Harvard and Williams and Mary at Cambridge.   Cornell and Columbia at New York.   Pennsylvania and Kansas at Philadelphia.   Army and North Dakota at West Point.   Navy and West Virginia Wesleyan at Annapolis.   HORSE RACING   Chicago Business Men's Association at Hawthorne, through Oct. 31.   PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL   Chicago Bears &#151; Wrigley Field &#151; against Minneapolis Red Jackets, Nov. 2; Green   Bay Packers, Nov. 9; Chicago Cardinals, Nov. 27; Portsmouth, Nov. 30; Green   Bay Packers, Dec. 7.   Chicago Cardinals &#151; Comiskey Park &#151; against Chicago Bears. Oct. 19; Portsmouth,   Oct. 26; Green Bay Packers, Nov. 16; Memphis Tigers, Nov. 23.       ) l\ Kl   V^L   wi K^^l HP- &lt; *^ If iKBRBE^H ^Ibbm   ^&#149;4   i&gt;Wfc   r-^» -«^i^ J '   CHIEF1 AN&#151; Florida house boat, 106 foot long,   Owned by Mr. A. B. Dick of Chicago, 111. .   ENJOY MORE OF YOUR YACHT   Additional Staterooms ? ? . Faster Speed!   The Sterling Viking engines are probably the most powerful   continuous duty gasoline engines built, 85 footers are making   30 knots, 106 foot house boats 16 knots.   The 6 cylinder 425 H.P. 1200 R.P.M. 6950 lbs. 116" long.   The 8 cylinder 565 H.P. 1200 R.P.M. 8500 lbs. 164" long.   Select Vikings, instead of bulky, slow speed engines, and   from 10 to 14 feet of your yacht, midship section, worth ap   proximately $1000 to $1500 a foot, is available for staterooms.   Plus desirable faster speed.   STERLING ENGINE CO. Buffalo, N. Y., U.S.A.   Slow speed, medium and high speed engines. 12 to 565 h.p.   wm &#151; &#151; HHBUH       less irritating </body>
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