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   <body>       Ik   CUICAGOAN   March, 1932 Price 35 Cents       The joy of the game, the pleasure of the   company, the sparkle of White Rock and the distinctive taste of   White Rock Ginger Ale &#151; these make the unbeatable foursome.       NINE OUT OF TEN   WON'T BE INTERESTED   nOE^   No . . . we don't expect all   Chicago to come flocking into our   English Sports Shop. That's why   we tucked it into a little corner   all its own for a delicious surprise.   We know that a rain suit has a   very limited appeal . . . and not   everyone goes into seventh heaven   over a rag of a woolen scarf. And,   after all, how many have a tre   mendous passion for a homespun   pruning apron? But if you're mad   about horses and dogs and the   dowdy smart things that only   you can get away with . . . then   you'll want to know about our &#151;   ENGLISH SPORTS SHOP   ON THE SIXTH FLOOR   *w^   &lt;^   ch, 1932       STAGE   (Curtains, 8:30 and 2:30 p. m.;   matinees Wednesdays and Saturdays,   unless otherwise indicated.)   &lt;^ht~usical   SMILIHG FACES &#151; Grand Opera   House, 119 N. Clark. Central 8240.   Fred Stone and daughter Paula in   another of those nice Fred Stone   and daughter musical shows. Eve   nings, $3.50; Saturday, $3.85. Mati   nees, $3.00. Till March 26.   THE LITTLE RACKETEER&#151;   Apollo, 74 W. Randolph. Cen   tral 8240. Queenie Smith, al   ways a great favorite here, in a   first rate musical comedy. Eve   nings, $3.00. Matinees, $2.50.   EVERYBODY'S WELCOME&#151;   Grand Opera House, 119 N. Clark.   Central 8240. Adaptation of Up   Pops the Devil with Frances Wil   liams, Oscar Shaw, Ann Penning   ton, Cecil Lean and Albertina   Rasch girls. Evenings, $3.00; Sat   urday, $3.85. Matinees, $2.50.   Opening March 27.   'Drama   COUNSELLOR- AT-LAW&#151;Seluryn,   180 N. Dearborn. Central 3404.   Elmer Rice's detailed play about   life in a law office with Otto Kru-   ger and a fine cast. Evenings,   $3.00. Saturday matinees, $2.50;   Thursday, $2.00.   EXPERIENCE UNNECESSARY &#151;   Harris, 170 N. Dearborn. Central   8240. A big business man hires a   girl to accompany him on a month's   holiday in Italy. From the German.   Oh, boy, is it risque! Evenings,   $3.00. Matinees, $2.00.   THE SANDY HOOKER&#151; Cort, 132   N. Dearborn. Central 0019. Edna   Hibbard in the role originated by   Lenore Ulric and one of those plays   for Lenore Ulric, or for that mat   ter, Edna Hibbard. Evenings, $3.00.   Matinees, $2.00.   DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY&#151;   Playhouse, 416 S. Michigan. Harri   son 2300. Ann Forrest heads the   cast. And the whole thing may turn   out to be a stock company and re   vive other plays. Evenings, $2.50.   Matinees, $2.00.   ART GALLERIES   ART IHSTITUTE &#151; Michigan at   Adams. Thirty-sixth annual exhibi   tion by artists of Chicago and vicin   ity. Through March 20.   ACKERMAN'S &#151; 408 S. Michigan.   Original drawings, etchings and art   ist's proofs by W. Russell Flint.   ANDERSON'S &#151; 536 S. Michigan.   Exhibition of paintings by old and   modern masters. Etchings, mezzo   tints and fine prints.   A. STARR BEST, INC. &#151; Randolph   and Wabash. Special exhibition of   a collection of iron-stone china and   silhouettes; antiques and works of   art in the Collector's Corner.   BROWN-ROBERTSON CO. &#151; 302   Palmer House Shops. Exhibition of   color woodcuts by Ernest W. Wat   son and Morley Fletcher.   GALLERY OF MODERN LIFE&#151;   Diana Court, 540 N. Michigan.   c 0 N T E N T S   PA.7E   1 EASTER, by Burnham C. Curtis   2 CURRENT ENTERTAINMENT   6 GASTRONOMIC GUIDE   13 EDITORIAL COMMENT   15 CHICAGO AN A, conducted by Donald Plant   19 CHICAGO'S FIVE-FOOT SHELF, by Susan Wilbur   21 THE SOCIETY COLUMN, by Arthur Meeker, Jr.   22 ALBUM CHICAGOANS, by Jane Spear King   23 DIVIDED WE STAND, by Milton S. Mayer   25 FORLORN FLORIDA, by Durand Smith   27 PRINCESS ROSTISLAV, by Flelen Young   28 RADIO STUDIO, by Harry Armstrong   29 MONEY TALKS, by David Nowinson   30 TOWER OF BABEL (AMERICAN PLAN), by Ruth G. Bergman   31 URBAN PHENOMENA, by Virginia Skinkle   32 CHICAGO POETS   33 BAGGING THE CHICAGO POETS, by Mark Turbyfill   35 FEMININE FASHIONABLES AND THEIR CANINES, by Paul   Stone-Raymor, Ltd.   38 FIFTH ANNIVERSARY FOTOMONTAGE   40 COLLEGIANS TURN TO THESPIS   42 NORTHWESTERN FOR HER PRETTY GIRLS   43 THE SEASON COMES APACE, by Lucia Lewis   45 WINTERSCAPE, by Marguerite B. Williams   47 THE STAGE, by William C. Boyden   48 OF THEE I SING, by Robert Pollak   49 WILLIAMSON AND MANUEL   50 FACT, FICTION AND GREEK TRAGEDY, by Susan Wilbur   51 SISTERS UNDER THE SIN, by William R. Weaver   53 VERVE IS THE WORD, by The Chicagoenne   54 FOR FORMAL DAYTIME OCCASIONS, by Frank Hesh   55 HAIR APPARENT, by Marcia Vaughn   56 BARKS AND GROWLS, by B. M. Cummings   58 CREATIVE CRITICISM, by Mark Turbyfill   Chicagoan photographs by Henry C. Jordan   THE CHICAGOAN &#151; William R. Weaver, Editor: E. S. Clifford, Genera] Manager &#151; is   published monthly by The Chicagoan Publishing Company, Martin Quigley, President, 407   South Dearborn street, Chicago, 111. Harrison 0035. M. C. Kite, Advertising Manager.   New York Office, 1790 Broadway. Los Angeles Office, Pacific States Life (Bldg. Pacific Coast   Office, Simpson-Reilly, Bendix Building, Los Angeles; Russ Bldg., San Francisco. Subscrip   tion $3.00 annually; single copy 35c. Vol. XII, No. 8. March, 1932. Copyright, 1932.   Entered as second class matter August 19, 1931, at the Post Office at Chicago, Illinois, under   the act of March 3, 1879.   lllllllllllllllllllUllllllllllllllHllllllltilllilllllllllllllll   International exhibition of chil   dren's art from Africa, India, Mex   ico, Europe and the United States.   INDIAN TRADING POST &#151; Italian   Court, 619 N. Michigan. Exhibi   tion of "contemporary Mexico";   Mexican popular crafts.   M. KHOEDLER &amp;&gt; CO. &#151; 622 S.   Michigan. Paintings by Dutch,   French, English and American   Schools.   M. O'BRIEN ©&gt; SON&#151; 673 N.   Michigan. Exhibition of etchings   by Martin Lewis.   IHCREASE ROBINSON &#151; Diana   Court, 540 N. Michigan. Exhibi   tion of Chicago artists by Chicago   artists. Till April 9.   ALBERT ROULLIER GALLERIES   &#151; 414 S. Michigan. Harrison 3171.   Seasonal exhibition of fine prints   and drawings. Miscellaneous lith   ographs by miscellaneous artists.   TATMAN, INC. &#151; 625 N. Michigan.   English china; modern and antique   crystal service; lamps and furniture.   SOUTH SHORE ART SCHOOL&#151;   1542 E. 58th St. Dorchester 4643.   Exhibitions of the work of Clay   Kelly art students, also much of   Mr. Kelly's own work.   GERRIT VAH.DERHOOGT &#151; 410   S. Michigan. Harrison 293 5. Ex   hibition of contemporary etchings.   YAMANAKA &amp;&#149; CO. &#151; 846 N.   Michigan. Chinese and Japanese   art objects; oriental paintings of all   kinds.   TABLES   Luncheon &#151; Dinner &#151; Later   ST. HUBERT'S OLD EHGLISH   GRILL &#151; 316 Federal. Webster   0770. God save our gracious St.   Hubert's!   MT. ARARAT&#151; 226 E. Huron.   Delaware 1000. Armenian cuisine;   something different that ought to   be tried. Host M. Jacques (who   has exhibited at the Art Institute)   has done the interior himself.   VASSAR HOUSE &#151; 540 N. Michi   gan. Superior 6508. Off the beau   tiful Diana Court and a very mod   ern and colorful spot for luncheon,   tea, dinner or even breakfast.   L'AIGLOH &#151; 22 E. Ontario. Dela   ware 1909. A grand place to visit.   Handsomely furnished, able cater   ing, private dining rooms and, now,   lower prices.   HYDE PARK CLUB&#151; 53 rd at Lake   Park. On the roof of the bank   building. Excellent luncheon and   dinners. Also, perfectly suited for   dances, private parties and so on.   CIRO'S &#151; 18 W. Walton. Superior   6907. Catering to the epicure,   whether it be at luncheon, tea or   dinner.   JACQUES &#151; 180 E. Delaware. Dela   ware 0904. French cuisine. Dinner   from 5:30 to 9:30, $1.50.   CHARM HOUSE &#151; 800 Tower Court.   A new establishment bringing to   Chicago the same food that has   been enjoyed and so well served in   Charm House in Cleveland for four   years.   A BIT OF MOSCOW&#151; 18 N. Clark.   Dearborn 4123. Russian dishes and   atmosphere. New in town.   JULIET'S &#151; 1008 Rush. Delaware   0040. Bounteous table and Mama   Julien's broad smile. Better tele   phone first.   MAISONETTE RUSSE&#151; 2800 Sheri   dan Road. Lakeview 10554. Rus   sian-European menu and a pleasant   different sort of atmosphere.   A BIT OF SWEDEN &#151; 1011 Rush.   Delaware 1492. European cooking   and atmosphere. Famous for its   smorgasbord.   CASA DE ALEX &#151; 58 E. Delaware.   Superior 9697. Spanish atmosphere,   service and catering and a most   unique place.   KAU'S &#151; 127 S. Wells. Dearborn   4028. Sound, hearty German dishes   that appeal to those who would be   well-fed.   4 The Chicagoan       Pr   resenting*-*   DELMAN SHOES   Mandels Shoe Salon is a-hum with news! Chicago's smartest   women have caught rumors of it . . . plied us with questions . . .   and its true! We've an imposing galaxy of those exquisite shoes   which shows the timeless charm of skilled workmanship and   painstaking care. Shoes whose maker has sought the very ends   of the earth for inspiration and design . . . Delman!   $12.50 to $18.50   Mandel's Delman Shoe Salon Fifth Floor   MANDEL BROTHERS   ' Jit WIVM   : ...:. :¦ :   1 :;:M,:-i::.::'i '   :' :: .1. 3 M$ .   a store of youth a store of fashion a store of moderate price   March, 1932 5       NINE HUNDRED &#151; 900 N. Michi   gan. Delaware 1187. Excellent   cuisine and new Winter Terrace   is open for nightly dinner dancing.   40 E. OAK &#151; 21st floor. Whitehall   6040. Roof dining, but very rea   sonable in price, and there are   magnificent views.   RICKETT'S&#151; 2727 N. Clark. Di-   versey 2322. The home of the   famous strawberry waffle whether it   be early or late.   GASTON'S LOULSIANE&#151; 1341 S.   Michigan. Michigan 1837. Here   you will find dining still one of the   arts and here too, the culinary art   is even more than that.   MAISON CHAPELL &#151; 1142 S.   Michigan. Webster 4240. Where   those who are connoisseurs .of ex   cellent French cuisine assemble for   the pleasure of an evening.   PICCOLO'S&#151; 183 W. Madison.   Dearborn 5531. Unique French   and Italian restaurant where pop   ular prices prevail.   HARDING'S COLONIAL ROOM   &#151; 21 S. Wabash. Famous for its   old fashioned American cuisine   and variety of menu.   ALLEGRETTI'S&#151; 228 S. Michigan,   HE. Adams, Pittsfield Bldg. Three   convenient eating places, especially   for luncheon and tea.   GRAYLING'S&#151; 410 N. Michigan.   Whitehall 7600. Patronized by   very nice people;; who. expect and   receive the fine catering:   RED STAR INN&#151; 1528 N. Clark.   Delaware 3942. Astonishingly good   victuals prepared and served in the   customary German manner.   ROCOCO HOUSE&#151; 161 E. Ohio.   Djelaware 3688. Swedish menu   and you'll leave well-fed and thor   oughly contented.   MME. GALLI'S &#151; 18 E. Illinois.   Djelaware 2681. Here p*ne finds   stage and opera celebrities* and ex   cellent Italian cuisine. &#149;   HURLER'S &#151; 20 S. Michigan, 310   N. Michigan, Palmolive Bldg.   You're always near one or another   no matter where you happen to be.   HENRICI'S&#151; 71 W. Randolph. Dear   born 1800. When better coffee is   made Henrici's will still be with   out dinner music.   EITEL'S &#151; Northwestern Station. Few   good restaurants in the neighbor   hood, but there's Eitel's anyway.   LE PETIT GOURMET&#151; 61 5 N.   Michigan. Superior 1184. Some   thing of a show place always well   attended by the better people.   JIM IRELAND'S OYSTER HOUSE   &#151;632 N. Clark. Delaware 2020.   A fine selection of sea foods always   wonderfully prepared.   SHEPARD TEA' ROOM&#151; 616 S.   Michigan. Webster 3163. Good   foods at reasonable prices; in the   arcade of the Arcade Building.   MAILLARD'S&#151; 308 S. Michigan.   Harrison 1060. One of the Town's   institutions and an admirable   luncheon, tea or dinner choice.   They'll check your dog, too.   CHEZ LOUIS &#151; 120 E. Pearson.   Delaware 0860. French and Amer   ican catering and private dining   rooms. M. Louis Steffen has his   former staff with him.   &lt;i!ftCorning &#151; Noon &#151; Nigh t   DRAKE HOTEL &#151; Lake Shore Drive   at Michigan. Superior 2200. Carl   Moore and his band are in the   Lantern room. A la carte service.   Weekly cover charge, $1.25; Sat   urday, $2.50. Table d'hote dinner   in the Italian Room, $1.50.   CONGRESS HOTEL&#151;   Michigan at   Congress. Harrison 3800. Bernie   Kane and his band play in the   Balloon Room. There's a floor   show, too. Weekly cover charge,   $1.00; Saturday, $2.50. A la carte   service.   NEW BISMARCK HOTEL&#151; 171   W. Randolph. Central 0123. Art   Kassel and his orchestra play for   dinner and supper dancing from   7:00 p. m. to 1:00 a. m.; later on   THE FIFTEENTH ESCUTCHEON OF THE SERIES BY SANDOR   FOR ANOTHER OF THE TOWN'S LEADING CITIZENS   Saturday. Dinners, $1.50 and.   $2.00. No- cover charge.   STEVENS HOTEL&#151; 730 S. Mich   igan. Wabash; 4400; George Dev-   ron and his band play in-:the main   dining room. Dinner,&lt; $lv50:,i:" 'No   cover charge. -: ¦'¦   HOTEL LA SALLE&#151; La Salle at   Madison. Franklin 0700.;r Joe   Rudolph and his boys play" in the   Blue Fountain Room. Dinner,   $1.50; supper, $1.00. No cover   charge.   HOTEL SHERMAN&#151; Clark at Ran   dolph. Franklin 2100. At College   Inn: Ben Bernie and his orchestra.   Grand music and good fun. Every   Thursday is Theatrical Night.   Maufie &#149;   ¦ Sherman plays for tea   dances: ¦&#149;"   EDGEWATER BEACH HOTEL&#151;   5300 Block, Sheridan Road. Long-   beach 6000. Charlie Agnew and   his orchestra. Dinners, $1.75,   $2.00 and $2.50; no cover charge.   After dinner guests, $1.00. Sat   urdays, cover charge, $1.00; after   dinner guests, $2.00; dancing till   2:30 a. m.   LAKE SHORE DRIVE HOTEL&#151;   181 Lake Shore Drive. Superior   8500. Rendezvous of the town   notables and equally notable for   cuisine and service. Luncheon,   $1.00. Dinner, $2.00. Theodore   is maitre.   another Label Moderne with which sandor   SUGGESTS SOMETHING NEW AND UP-TO-DATE   GEORGIAN HOTEL&#151; 422 Davis   Street. Greenleaf 4100. Fine serv   ice, and foods. Where Evanstott*   ians and far-northsiders are apt to   be found dining.   HOTEL WINDERMERE&#151; E. 56th   St. at Hyde Park Blvd. Fairfax   6000. Famous throughout die   years as a delightful place to dine.   Two dining rooms; no dancing.   Dinners, $2.00 and $1.50.   PALMER HOUSE&#151;   State at Mon   roe. Randolph 7500. In the Vic   torian Room, Dinner, $1.50. lot   the Chicago Room, $1.00. In die   Empire Room, $2.00.   KNICKERBOCKER HOTEL&#151; 163   E. Walton. Superior 4264. One   of the oustanding ballrooms of the   Town and smaller private party   rooms, too. The cuisine is excep   tional. In the main dining room,   dinner, $1.50; in the Coffee Shop,   $1.00.   BLACKSTONE HOTEL &#151; 656 S.   Michigan. Harrison 4300. The   traditionally fine Blackstone food   and service. Margraff directs the   String Quintette. Otto Staach is   maitre.   PEARSON HOTEL &#151; 190 E. Pear   son. Superior 8200. Here you   will find all the niceties in menu   and appointments that bespeak re   finement.   SENECA HOTEL &#151; 200 E. Chest   nut. Superidr 2380. The service   and the a la carte menus in the   Cafe are hard to match, no matter   how meticulous the diner may be.   Table d'hote dinner, $1.50.   HOTEL BELMONT &#151; 3156 Sher   idan Road. Bittersweet 2100. A   Paris trained chef who prepares   delicious dinners which are prop   erly served by alert, quiet waiters.   SHORELAND HOTEL&#151; 5454 South   Shore Drive. Plaza 1000. The   splendid Shoreland cuisine and   hospitality are a delight to south-   side diners-out. Dinner, $2.00.   CHICAGO BEACH HOTEL&#151; 1660   Hyde Park Blvd. Hyde Park 4000.   A pleasant place with an ample   menu and alert service. Conven   ient for the southside diners-out,   especially. Dinners, $1.50 and   $2.00. Gifford is in charge.   EAST END PARK&#151;   Hyde Park   Blvd. at 53rd St. Fairfax 6100. A   popular dining place on thf^south-   side. Table d'hote dinner, **tt©0.   T&gt;usk Till Dawn   VANITY FAIR&#151; Broadway at Grace.   Buckingham 3254. Floor show,   four every evening, and Leo Wolf   and his orchestra. No cover charge.   CLUB ALABAM&#151; 747 Rush. Dela   ware 0808. Chinese and Southern   menus, Frank Furlett and his or   chestra and a floor show.   CASA GRANADA&#151; 6800 Cottage   Grove. Dorchester 0074. Harley   Parham and his Harlem Knights   play. No cover charge. A\ Quod-   bach oversees.   CAFE WINTER GARDEN &#151; *1»   Diversey Parkway. Diversey 6039.   Gus Arnheim and his Coconut   Grove orchestra play and the same   old Dempster Road Dells spirit pre   vails.   CLUB AMBASSADEUR &#151; 22"6 E.   Ontario. Delaware 0930. A clever   floor show; Al Handler and his   band.   BLACKHAWK&#151; 139 N. Wabash.   Dearborn 6262. Herbie Kay and   his orchestra play. Service is alert   and Blackhawk cuisine has always   been known as perfect.   TERRACE GARDENS &#151; Morrison   Hotel, 79 W. Madison. Franklin   9600. Don Pedro and his band   play and there's the famous Mor   rison kitchen to prepare your food.   Dinners, $1.50 and $2.00. No   cover charge.   THE RUBAIYAT&#151; 657 St. Clair.   Delaware 8862. Eddie South and   his international orchestra, direct   from a three-year-tour, are drawing   the crowds to one of the Town's   newest clubs.   6 The Ghicaoqah       the sensational   New PACKARD Light Eight   Offering Packard Luxury at a Price Remarkably Low   The Packard Light Eight &#151; the new car that introduces   truly luxurious transportation to additional thousands   &#151; is pictured here in its full grace and beauty of design.   But you must see the car itself to appreciate its fineness   &#151;you must drive it to gain a complete conception of its   many performance advantages.   Here is a car that is Packard in design, Packard in quality   and, therefore, Packard in name &#151; a car of which Packard   is again proud to say "Ask the Man Who Owns One."   Yet, because Packard has taken advantage of present   economic conditions, lowered prices on fine materials,   advanced engineering and new manufacturing processes,   it can be offered at a price remarkably low&#151; $1750 at the   factory for the big and powerful Five- Passenger Sedan.   The Packard Light Eight is available in four distinctive   and completely modern models &#151; all on a chassis of 128   inches with 110 horsepower motor. It embodies Packard's   latest engineering advances&#151; Silent Synchro-mesh Trans   mission, quiet in all three speeds, Finger Control Free   wheeling, and the new Angleset Rear Axle. Shatter   proof glass throughout, bumpers front and rear and six-   ply tires &#151; items charged for as extras on many cars &#151; are   included as standard equipment.   Truly, thousands of motorists who for years have ad   mired and wanted the beauty, luxury and distinction of   Packard transportation can now enjoy it.   C^X^X thje. yyum. -vutlo- oiamA- cmje-   PACKARD MOTOR CAR COMPANY OF CHICAGO   2357 South Michigan Avenue   1735 E. Railroad Ave., Evanston * 3156 Sheridan Road - 925 Linden Ave., Hubbard Woods   March, 1932 7       £'*«.*, &amp;&gt;&lt;   ^ cV,eer *,»¦»;   1528 IS eutV Stre^   'S^!*.* *******   m&lt;*t deliciou,K? Cat wJ&gt;ere the rh ¦   S? °f/ *° Pg? ««i Krfcff,^* are   aPPeased &#151; -,&#132;j \ exacting emV,   appeased- -^?as&amp;s   sen   Charm ^ousie   tWfijften an American Restaurant bag   been pronounce!) excellent tip Curopean   connoisseur* of cuisine, tbere must be a   berp sooo reason for such pronouncement.   Luncheons   11 A.M. to 2:30 P.M.   Dinners   5:30 P.M. to 9 P.M.   Inique Russian Restaurant   MAISONETTE RUSSE   Luncheon $.75   Dinner $1.50   Special attention given to   bridge luncheons or dinner   parties in private rooms   Russian Folk Songs by Miss Mary   Sava and Mr. Sankajevsky   Piano Solo by Louis Laughlin   ~ormerly Stars of the Petrush\a Club   Diversey and Sheridan   Lakeview 10554   D^ner ^TT^ f^u{ hsu b~°- inter   er 3:30-9:00 &lt;rf 0I- ^   Sunday D/nnc . M*25-$'30   s   7 dinner /_9   '»» RUSH STRECT   MANN'S   Kambo Grotto   TOLL COURSE LUNCHEON 50,   32 Varieties of Sea Foods   UNIQUE MARINE ROOM   Sundays and Holidays   1 2 Noon to 9 P. M.   800 Cotoer Court   (Cor. Michigan and Chicago)   At Old Water Tower   Phone&#151; Superior 4781   P!CK up   LAiglon°Wl of .   °^st e^s. «'«»// s&amp; r"*pS   ¦* «ar» *»-&lt;, &#132;   a- «e°ye« "° "'"""&#149;ir ? -»-/..   tf/&gt;   &amp;AST Z Chi   0»T4Ht6^Z   &amp;A   on   ^4ZE   a8o,   1909   Ian   __   i _ Special »«   smoIg^\t&#132;Wioj;io9..3o   &lt;iOveV   \\*a   ^s   The Chicagoah       YOUR New   Apartment HOME   BEAUTIFUL   Is Here   1263 Pratt Boulevard   (Furni-hed and Unfurnished)   2-3-4 Rooms Rogers Park   luxuriously Furnished . . . All the   warmth, tasteful color and artistic-   pi acement of furnishings and hang   ings done liy ranking interior dec   orators.   I nfurnished . . . Delightful room   arrangement. spacious carpeted liv   ing rooms, large dinettes, ultra   modern kitchens, ample closet   -pace. Buckingham 0300.   3520 Sheridan Road   3-6 Rooms Belmont Harbor   An address bespeaking quiet dig   nity, culture and refinement . . .   Kvery modern home convenience   ottered . . . Every service faithfully   performed . . . Overlooking Lin   coln Park and the Lake. Phone:   Bittersweet 3 722.   1000 Loyola Avenue   1-2-3   Rooms   Rogers   Park   Nine stories of lovely lake view   apartments . . . located right on   the water's edge . . . with private   beach. All apartments carpeted   . . . light, gas, refrigeration and   window washing included in rent   als . . . extra pivot beds, showers.   One block to "L". Phone: Shel   drake 6240.   1337 Fargo A   (Unfurnished)   3-4-5 Rooms   Rogers Park   Like an Etching . . . For refined   people desiring the utmost in   home-making possibilities and near   ness to the Lake . . . All conven   iences, including switchboard and   elevator service. Phone: Briargate   6000.   20 East Cedar Street   2371 East 70th Street   (Furnished an,l   Unfurnished)   1 -4 Rooms   South Shore   Finely Furnished . . . Pleasing   room arrangement, completely fur   nished large rooms, ample closets,   refrigeration, gas and light in   cluded.   6-8 Rooms I n furnished . . . Decid   edly attractive in appointments and   rental . . . Incomparable, sweeping   view of the Lake. Phone: Plaza   3500.   73 EastfElm Street   4-5 Rooms   Gold Coast   Refinement . . . Exclusive, unfur   nished apartment homes . . .   Charming appointments . . . Spa   cious rooms, canvas walls, cedar-   lined closets. Elevator service . . .   Half block to Lake ... 10 minutes   to Loop. Phone: Delaware 0336.   4-8-11-14   Rooms   Gold Coast   Distinctive Home Atmosphere . . .   For substantial people appreciative   of fine surroundings and the finer   sensibilities of their families ... A   19-story architectural triumph . . .   Unusual interiors; expansive living   rooms, 20-foot ceilings, woodburn-   ing fireplaces . . . Doorman . . .   24-hour elevator service. Phone:   Whitehall 4560.   1400 Lake Shore Drive   4-5-6   Rooms   Gold Coast   Smart Chicago's Town House . . .   A fine home near the Loop, over   looking the Lake, Lincoln Park Ex   tension and beach . . . Tinted tile   baths, showers, cedar-lined ward   robes, cabinet radiators. Surpris   ingly moderate rentals. Phone:   Whitehiill 4180.   On your request ice sift out   the really distinctive apart   ment luinies in any section   of the city and in any rental   range . . . Absolutely no   charge for this service . . .   Select Locations . . .   . . . Smart Appointments   . . . 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Blake   Over Thirty "fears Continuous   Service   MONUMENTS   MAUSOLEUMS   HEADSTONES   CUSTOM-BUILT   MEMORIALS   Write or phone for free   Illustrated Booklet   Room 1450, Pittsfield Building   Telephone: Central 2917   FRENCH   PERSONNEL   A Discriminating   Employment Service   Officesi &#151; Clubs   Hotels &#151; Restaurants   Specialty Shops   Domestic Help   Housekeepers   Cooks, Governesses,   Nurses and Housemaids   Miss Ruth French   Room 1431, Pittsfield Bldg.   Telephone State 3371   Always Particular   With Your   Flower Orders   LOOP ^   FLOWER SHOP   Cor. Washington and Wabash   Randolph 2788   DAFFY-   with Spring!   They tilt at fearful angles. They are   mere whispers of hats, these creations of   1932.   Exposed I All day Ions the coiffure   is in the limelight. Curls or slick straight   fine must fall at just the right angle.   Does it sound hard? Not to a Condos   patron I Our clients find the most diffi   cult tilt just another thing to cheer about.   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Copies from old photos   and daguerreotypes.   Portrait Drawings   Oil Paintings   VJor\ of the highest quality   for discriminating people.   Reasonable prices.   Benjamin S. Kanne   Studio   Room 1822, Pittsfield Bldg.   March, 193 2 11       12 The Chicagoan       CHICAGOAN   WE thought we'd write an anniversary editorial. Then   we thought we wouldn't. Finally we decided to get   together the surviving members of the original cast   and stage a round'table discussion of the matter. Not that the   matter was vital enough to warrant it, but because we've always   wanted to have a round-table discussion of something or other,   and after wanting to do something like that for five years or   so anyone is likely to seize upon the first available pretext for   doing it. Anyway, we did.   Well, there we were, then, the four of us, and there was   the round-table, which is oblong and a little worn with the   passage of countless manuscripts across its uncomplaining sur   face, and there were the neatly bound volumes of The Chi   cagoan for the years of 1927-28, 1928-29, 1929-30 and   1930-31, and there were the as yet unbound copies that will   be bound eventually as the deathless record of our 1931-32   performance. And there was the bald, bold fact that we had   come together to discuss, the fact that we'd been companions   in art, if it is art, through thick and thin, uphill and downdale,   for five long years. And there seemed to be the rub, a rub   being, as we understand it, a kind of self -starting device with   out which no self-respecting conference is complete. The years   didn't seem five and they didn't seem long. Here was some   thing to confer about.   Miss Wilbur called our attention to the condition. She said   it seemed only yesterday that we got our first issue together   and breathed a swift prayer over the neglected graves of how   many Chicago magazines previously launched no less hopefully.   Mr. Pollak said he didn't know exactly how many, but that our   natal day seemed to him at least as remote as last week. Mr.   Plant remarked that Mr. Pollak's perspective was cracking up   under stress of continued exposure to a deflated LaSalle Street   and inflated sopranos, sagely adding that a joy forever is a   thing of beauty and what price calendars.   MR. PLANT'S comment didn't advance the cause of the   conference very much, so we supplied a bit of data. It   had been, we announced, just five years, whether they seemed   like minutes, as when the breaks are right, or like centuries,   as when they aren't. And, we went on, the graves over which   we had breathed that prayer were a hundred odd, to which   approximately half as many more had been added in our time.   And what we wanted to know, we wanted to know, was   whether we ought to write an editorial about our anniversary   or let well enough alone. Mr. Pollak said it was generally a   good policy to let sleeping dogs lie, to which Mr. Plant mum   bled something about letting lying dogs sleep, and we ruled that   both remarks be stricken from the record.   At about that time Miss Wilbur, who had been tussling with   one of the bound volumes while this revelry went on, discov   ered that the first issue of the magazine had contained the orig   inal version of that joke about the man from Paducah who said   he could have finished the Art Institute in twenty minutes flat   if he'd brought along his track shoes. We said we had considered   it pretty bad, even when it was new, and then Mr. Plant made   a quick list of the magazines that have printed it since and that   verified our respective ill-concealed suspicions that we know   good humor when we see it. Mr. Pollak recalled Burton   Browne's original treatment of the Smith Brothers-Old Gold   gag, which had found even more flattering adoption, and we   came to the end of that vein with the stark realization that   Clayton Rawson's screaming portrayal of the Big Business Man   with his wall chart of diminishing sales has become, in the far   flung pages of the fifteen-cent magazines, a major embarrass   ment to the administration. We all got pretty morose about   that.   'T^HE trouble was, as Miss Wilbur said she saw it, that anni-   J- versary editorials were oldfashioned. We declared that we   knew this, but that editorial pages were, too, and Mr. Pollak   wondered why we didn't abolish the latter forthwith and thus   remove, quite incidentally and painlessly, any and all doubt   about the former. Lacking a really good answer, we reminded   him that such a move would do away with the only reason   we'd ever been able to find for having a conference and if he   wasn't having a good time he could go back to his office and   have a good cry over his stock-ticker. This made Mr. Plant   want to know how Steel had opened and Miss Wilbur re   marked that she thought Al Smith had a good chance to win   if he'd consent to run, and then the 'phone rang and a Mr.   Wallace was at the drawbridge with a fine lot of fine draw   ings he'd like to submit for publication in our fine publication.   This gave us our long anticipated opportunity to announce-that   we were in conference, truthfully, and everybody felt better.   Mr. Plant offered the suggestion that a magazine fiv^ years   old is a little young to begin editorializing its anniversaries.   We said that five years isn't so young for a magazine in a town   that is only a hundred years old by authority of its most gener   ous historians. Miss Wilbur inquired what we had accom   plished, by way of benefiting or improving our community, that   was worthy of the type it takes to talk about it. We had quite   a lot of answers for that but remembered in time that our   function is less to benefit and improve the community than to   translate and reflect it, wielding here and there ever so slight   an influence on the civilized interests. Naturally, no one   present denied that this had been done.   EVERYBODY was getting a little tired of the conference   by this time, so we got to talking about other things, most   of which were things we'd do for the present number and many   of which, as a matter of fact, we did. Mr. Pollak, for instance,   informed us that the concert season was in a bad way on ac   count of an economic disaster to its principal source of bookings,   and would we say something about that. Miss Wilbur reported   substantial progress with compilation of her Five Foot Shelf   and announced an appointment relative thereto which probably   had been left waiting about long enough. Mr. Plant told the   story about the University of Chicago professor who investi   gated the young folks' week-end party and that seemed a good   point at which to halt proceedings.   A couple of hours later we decided not to write an anni   versary editorial after all. We'd been looking over the bound   volumes and had come to the point, in 1928, where artists'   jokes about artists had been banned on the ground that no one   but artists find them funny. And we had come, in 1930, to the   end of writers' articles about writers, which no one but writers   find readable. The rest was easy.       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S e c o n d Floor   The Chicagoan       Chicagoana   An Eye and an Ear to the Din and the Whim of the Town   Conducted by Donald Plant   BY this time you've probably seen a copy   I of the clever but unfortunately fictional   four page newspaper, the Herald (of   good) Times, that announced in an eight   column streamer (96 point Cheltenham Bold   Extra Condensed, in case you like the type   and want to know what it is) that   "HOOVER DEMANDS PROHIBITION   REPEAL." On the front page, too, were   stories with heads such as "Nation's Leaders   Hail Hoover Move as Turning Point" and   "National Referendum Imperative in Crisis,   Congress Is Warned." And there were a   couple of neat little stories, boxed, headed   "Depression Has Ended, Gov. Pinchot   Weeps" and "Fess Resigns on Eve of   Hoover's Message." The whole thing was   very well done, but it was "all imaginary &#151;   more's the pity."   And by this time, too, you've probably   caught up on your reading about the forma   tion and operation of the Republican Citizens'   Committee Against National Prohibition.   This committee, organized by men who have,   in the past, cut their purse strings and con   tributed handsomely to the party campaign   funds, is behind the movement which, they   hope, will cut the apron strings that bind the   Republican party to the Anti-Saloon League.   It's a grand revolt by the sane men of the   party against the bigotry, fanaticism and   hypocrisy, and all those two-cent morning   newspaper words, of the Anti- Saloon League.   And also by this time you're probably won   dering just why the hell we seem so excited   about it all. Well, Col. Ira L. Reeves, man   ager of the West-Central Division of the   Crusaders (the national organization working   for the repeal of the dry laws in favor of   temperance), blames The Chicagoan for   the whole thing, which gives us a strange   sense of power. And Colonel Reeves is de   lighted, and if you get right down to it, the   sane wing of the Republican party is tickled   to death, too. In our August issue Colonel   Reeves wrote an article entitled The Cure for   Prohibition &#151; a forthright discussion of the   National Embarrassment. He sent copies of   the issue to leaders of the Crusaders in vari   ous parts of the country and the formation of   the Republican Citizens' Committee Against   National Prohibition is what happened. So   there!   The Gazette Folds   rTPHE passing of the Police Gazette, the   ¦*&#149; barber shop bible, makes us a little sad.   We never did know the paper very well;   nevertheless, we hate to see it go. Of course,   it was a part of the old time barber shop   which isn't any more either, so it's probably   just as well that the Gazette has buttoned up.   There's nothing that can ever quite take its   place, but then, without a place to be taken, it   doesn't matter. There are Ballyhoo and its   several imitators though. And by the way,   there's a new magazine of that class now on   the stands. It's called Bun\ and really isn't   as bad as most of them, but it isn't very funny   either.   Sartorial Note   TT all began on a recent morning ¦when   Sergeant Stark of our local police force   dressed himself for work, carefully, as is his   &#149;wont. As he left the house two nice-looking   young women smiled at him. He returned   the smiles and reflected, with pardonable   pride, that there was plenty of snap in the   old boy yet.   On the street car the Sergeant could see   he was making other conquests. The gals &#151;   all sizes and ages &#151; continued to find him   attractive. They continued to smile. Mod   estly he told himself it was his uniform, but   deep down, however, he felt it was the man   who wore the uniform. He was glad he had   shaved that morning.   Arriving at his station, Sergeant Stark dis   covered that no man is a Don Juan to his   brother, officers. Amid abundant offerings of   razzberries, the Sergeant learned why the   girls had smiled at him. He was wearing a-   neat, new black derby and that hasn't been a   part of a policeman's uniform for many   years. Anyway it never was black &#151; it was   brown.   &lt;^/fmong the Lost   SOME months ago an actor inadvertently   left his pet pole-cat in a Yellow cab, to   the consternation of the driver and young Mr.   Widell at the company's Lost and Found   Bureau. They didn't know it was disarmed.   It takes something to consternate Mr.   Widell, too. No less than five lovely but un-   mated evening slippers reposed upon his   shelves when we called recently. Also derbies,   earmuffs, flasks, wedding rings, food, and a   wide choice of books &#151; to mention samples.   Two thousand dollars in cash was brought in   one day not long ago: a theatre messenger   forgot it enroute to the bank.   Things come to Mr. Widell's office in defi-   l0H, I KNOW YOU'D TRY BUT YOU'D NEVER TAKE THE PLACE OF BABSY BOY!'   March, 1932 15       nite seasons: laprobes and megaphones with   football, parcels with Christmas, binoculars and   gloves with opera, umbrellas 'with rain, flasks   with Saturday night. Certain abandoned ob   jects, of course, don't find their way to the   Bureau, among them magazines, and extra-   perishable goods. One warm February night   a lady left a quart of ice-cream in a cab. Two   days later she inquired for it.   When an article waits unclaimed more than   thirty days, it is turned over to the retrieving   chauffeur, who may thus gain a zither, volume   of Schopenhauer, or a jar of chop suey.   Ninety per cent of the forgotten articles are   recovered, Mr. Widell assured us. This totals   some $25,000 in cash yearly and ten times that   amount in jewelry and merchandise. His ad   vice to fares who would avoid losses is,   "Look before you leave!" And take your   receipt.   We were a little discouraged to learn, after   all this, that Mr. Widell occasionally mislays   his pipe around home. But then, it usually   happens when his mind is absorbed in affairs   of the Lost and Found Bureau.   Rugs   "\X7E have just learned that some of the   "   money with which the U. S. S. R. is   buying all that American-made machinery   and paying the salaries of those six thousand   recently imported American engineers is com   ing from the sale of thousands of confiscated   antique oriental rugs. These rugs, appropri   ated at the time of the revolution and accepted   as duty on imports from Asiatic countries, are   being sold here in town at prices which, when   freight charges and such expensive items are   considered, bring all too little cash-in-hand to   the Soviet government. It's too bad, because   they really know what to do with machinery   and engineers over there.   Mr. Mark Keshishian, an Armenian rug   importer from New York, is here at Grant's   Art Galleries with about three thousand   pieces most of which were purchased at ridic   ulously low prices from the Soviet govern   ment at internationally advertised auctions in   Moscow.   One of the more interesting items is an   antique Ispajan family prayer rug which was   stolen from a mosque in India, taken to Con   stantinople and eventually wound up in a   Soviet warehouse. It is the only seven-panel   prayer rug known and was evidently ordered   made by a Persian with a wife and five chil   dren who wanted to keep his happy little   family together even in prayer.   There is a lifetime of hard, conscientious   work represented in a silk Persian rug made   by Bedouins. This rug measures ten by thir   teen feet and contains 11,000,000 (count 'em)   knots. The fastest worker can make about   2,500 knots a day, so figure it out for your   self. It was made in the 1820's when labor   cost didn't amount to very much anyway.   zJWtss Evelyn, Serving   AND Miss Evelyn she is to you, too. The   "^*- term "waitress" is not tolerated in the   Harding Restaurants. And, with her appear   ance, you understand why. The attractive,   efficient Miss Evelyn is typical of Harding's   personnel. If you can force your interest to   /   'NOW SHOW THE GENERAL your MEDALS, WILBUR!"   Higher Things than the corned beef that you   inevitably order here, ask Miss Evelyn about   her private life and you'll discover that it 'was   a young woman with a Career who brought   you your sandwich. After she was grad   uated with a Bachelor of Music degree from   Oklahoma State, where her voice graced the   Glee Club and Choir, Miss E. came to Chi   cago to continue her studies. With Karleton   Hackett's scholarship in one hand and a Hard'   ing tray in the other, "she gets along nicely.**   And she had an especially thrilling week, when   Mr. Harding very graciously gave her a leave,   and she won a place in the chorus supporting   Dennis King at the Chicago Theatre.   Drop around to the Colonial Room for din   ner some night. No sooner will your glass   be filled, than John the bus boy will unex   pectedly throw away his pitcher and get a   horn and become an important member of   the entertainment committee. The baritone   voice which John pours through the mega   phone is being trained by one of the city's   foremost teachers who is convinced that he has   discovered "the voice of the future." Inci   dentally it is interesting to know that John is   a graduate of the University of Chicago School   of Commerce.   Should you sit at Miss Ruth's table, you   will have the unique experience of being served   by a young lady who plays the xylophone,   piano and saxophone, who dances and who   sings well enough to have remained a mem   ber of the A Capella choir in her college.   (Three sour notes mean automatic expulsion.)   And, she once toured twenty-two states with   a Marimba band, the only one in America   at the time.   We thought it was interesting to know that   the supervisor of all the girls is herself but a   "mere slip of a girl of twenty-two," who came   to Harding's with no business experience and   has been there three years. No business ex   perience indeed, for she had been a violin   teacher. She likes her job too well to return   to her career.   It is not only in the musical element that   the Harding Restaurants excel. There are   artists who are doing a great deal of the work   necessary to Harding advertising, and there   have been artists there now doing an impor   tant part of the city's work.   "Every day I walk down the street," says   Mr. Harding speaking with pardonable pride,   "I see some professional man or woman, now   well-known, who once was a member of our   organization."   Turn on the Cold   \X7E took in another convention and ex-   * hibit a few weeks ago. (Don't you do   anything but take in conventions and exhibits?   You!) It was the National Electric Light   Association convention at the Edgewater   Beach Hotel. And there were a lot of refrig   erator men named Mr. Irwin around and a lot   of refrigerators. But there was one product   on exhibit that interested us tremendously,   especially when we looked out on the lake and   started thinking about summer time. That   was Frigidaire's new air conditioner. It's   quite a thing.   The three models vary in shape and size,   depending on where they are to be used, and   they're all neat, attractive cabinets in mahog   any and walnut that wouldn't look out of   place in any room in the home, hotel, office.   16 The Chicagoan       yacht, shop, school, studio or elsewhere.   There are three simple operations to the   machine : The warm air in the room is drawn   in and passed over the chilled surfaces of the   cooling coils, thus lowering the temperature.   Through the process of condensation the hu   midity of the air is reduced, eliminating ex   cessive moisture. Then the air is circulated   gently, evenly, without draft, through the   room by a fan. It's all silent, too. You just   flick a switch and the atmosphere in the room   begins to grow cool. We wish the manager   of our building was our uncle.   Wrong Number   rT,HE other day an advertising solicitor told   us he had dialed a number and a special   operator had answered. She asked what   number he was calling. He told her. She   replied that it was the wrong number, which   didn't help him out very much.   Nuts   "V7"OU probably never knew till now that   you could buy pedigreed nuts and nut   trees, did you? The Nut Department of The   Living Tree Guild told us all about them.   They're black walnuts. Everybody, almost,   likes black walnuts, but they've always been   far too hard to crack. The shells have been   too thick. You had to have a heavy hammer   and a flat-iron to do the job properly and   then, at best, it was pretty botchy and you   were always biting on pieces of shell.   But now a new, grafted pedigree black   walnut tree is offered by the Guild. The   Guild Pedigree method produces nuts of the   same rare, rich flavor that is peculiar to the   black walnut, but the kernels are larger and   juicier and the shells are a lot thinner. The   kernels tumble out in a fairly whole condition   and you never have to spend minutes with a   nut-pick working away in deep recesses as   you have to with the old-fashioned black   walnut. The Guild Pedigree trees are nice   for shade, too.   'Personal- Record Studio   A SYMPATHETIC old lady brought her   ¦**&#149; canary to the sound studios in the Lyon   6? Healy building the other day. She wanted a   phonograph record of his trilling, she said, to   play for the little fellow when he seemed   lonely for his kind.   Different reasons bring people like Paul   Whiteman, Ben Bernie and Beatrice Lillie for   these inexpensive private discs. Singers use   them so they can analyze their renditions be   fore public performance. Mothers keep "talk   ing albums" of their children's voices, year to   year.   When a radio star wants to know how his   efforts have sounded to the listener-in, he noti   fies the recording people beforehand; the pro   gram is tuned-in at the latter's laboratory, and   transmitted into a recording apparatus.   The company will even send portable equip   ment to perpetuate the speeches of a banquet   or the voices in a family reunion, if you care   for that.   All these personal records are made by elec   trical transcription (via microphone), as are   those one buys at a music store, but in a direct   method which eliminates the expensive die nec   essary for mass production only.   1&gt;ot long ago a sad-eyed   youth came into the studio to record a message   "I'M LEAVING TOMORROW ALL OF THE DEAR LADY DUNCASTLE's AFFAIRS ARE LIKE THIS."   for his sweetheart in Germany. Before the   microphone he unfolded an impassioned, heart   broken, plea to the girl, who, it appeared, had   decided to wed a rival. An outburst of tears,   duly recorded ended the two-minute disc.   Last fall, in an eastern sound studio, a girl   made a short speech, ordering the record   mailed to a city address. Next day the rec   ord informed its recipient of her intended, and   meanwhile accomplished, suicide.   Monitors at the Chicago studios are more   attentive, they claim, to the material heard,   and would have forestalled the young woman.   They must be attentive, also, to prevent the   recording of obscene songs or jests, sometimes   contrived for private entertainment.   Records are occasionally made for burglar   alarms. One device, set-off by the breaking of   windows or opening of certain doors, lifts the   receiver of a concealed 'phone into which a   special record repeats, "Send the police to   such-and-such an address, at once!" over and   over. And the operator would probably send   the police to such-and-such an address at once.   Qames   /~* AMES of chance are always being in-   ^-* vented or being revived for cold winter,   or wet spring, evenings. And now Keno has   popped up again. You can play it at the   Seneca Hotel.   Keno was first known as American Lotto.   (You remember Lotto.) The players are   given cards bearing four rows of five num   bers each. The numbers correspond to those   called from the goose. The banker calls the   numbers and the player who covers a row of   five numbers first wins the stakes. It's an   other of those popular revivals.   There's another game, called Horses. Maybe   you've heard about it. It's played while you're   motoring through the country &#151; hills and dales   and farms and rivers and such things. People   on the left side of the car count the horses   they see on their side. Those on the right do   the same. It can go on for miles and miles.   A horse spotted counts one (a spotted horse   counts only one, too). A white horse counts   ten. A cemetery, on your side of the road, de   ducts twenty from your score. But if you see   a white horse in a cemetery you add fifty to   your score, with no minus count for the grave   yard. At the end of the trip losers pay win   ners whatever amount per point has been de   cided upon.   ^Ambition   A MOTHER found her six-year-old son   ¦^*- hard at work on the piano with a bit and   brace. He had bored five fairly deep holes   in one leg and was throwing his heart and   soul and weight into the making of another   hole.   "What are you doing, Herbie?" his mother   skrieked.   "Making a piccolo," said Herbie calmly.   March, 1932 17       Big Business Girl,   by One of Them.   One Girl Found,   by Robert Andrews.   Cyrus Hall McCormick,   by "William T. Hutchinson.   Chicago and Its Makers,   compiled by Felix Mendelsohn.   Chicago, Pictorial.   FIVE FEET OF   GOOD READING   My Thirty Years' War,   by Margaret Anderson.   The Gold Coast and the   Slum,   by Harvey Zorbaugh.   Murder in the Fog,   by Paul Thome.   Chicago in 7 Days,   by ]ohn Drury.   Diversey,   by MacKinlay Kantor.   Mary McDowell:   Neighbor,   by Howard Wilson.   1001 Afternoons in   Chicago,   by Ben Hecht.   The Second Twenty   Years at Hull House,   by Jane Addams.   Chicago: The History   of Its Reputation,   by Henry Justin Smith and   Lloyd Lewis.   Chicago: A Portrait,   by Henry Justin Smith.   Pioneering on Social   Frontiers,   by Graham Taylor.   hake Front,   by Ruth Russell.   The Story of My Life,   by Clarence Darrow.   My Chicago,   by Anna Morgan.   Saturday Afternoon,   by Marion Strobel.   Dining in Chicago,   by John Drury.   Three Girls Lost,   by Robert D. Andrews.   Sister Carrie,   by Theodore Dreiser.   The Good Red Bricks,   by Mary Synon.   The Genius,   by Theodore Dreiser.   Not on the Screen,   by Henry B. Fuller.   Twenty Years at Hull   House,   by Jane Addams.   My First Husband,   by His First Wife.   The Negro Family in   Chicago   by E. Fran\lin Frazier.   Years of Grace,   by Margaret Ayer Barnes.   Carter Henry Harrison,   by Claudius O. Johnson.   Silver Dollar,   by David Karsner.   The One Way Ride,   by Walter T^oble Burns.   The Song of the Lark,   by Willa Cather.   New Lyrics,   by Agnes Lee.   I Jerry Take Thee Joan,   by Cleo Lucas.   The Opening of a Door,   by George Davis.   Love Without Money,   by Floyd Dell.   So Big,   by Edna Ferber.   An Abandoned   Woman,   by Howard Vincent O'Brien-   The Ghetto,   by Louis Wirth-   Part Time Girl,   Anonymous-   FIVE   FEET   FROM   THE   SHELVES   OF A   COLLECTOR   OF   EARLY   CHICAGO   IMPRINTS       Chicago's Five Foot Shelf   Spring Cleaning Comes to the Library   By Susan Wilbur   1ET us frankly admit, at the outset, that it   is never safe to start clearing out books.   --" Either, like the editor, you start read   ing them, or else you begin thinking of others   that you ought to have.   And what is a five foot shelf, anyway?   This is the question that everyone has been   asking me. Everyone at least who has con   tributed to the present article..   So much so that it begins to look as though   Dr. Eliot's masterwork had, like a certain   brand of cough drops, degenerated for metro   politan areas, into a label accompanied by a   special type of whiskers. Its publishers may   soon be compelled to distribute free samples   of a Saturday along Wabash Avenue.   However, since neither of us has ever   opened so much as the front cover of Dr.   Eliot's shelf, you and I are at least free to   make our own definition.   A five foot shelf is then, in the first place,   a balanced ration of reading, and in the sec   ond it is never exactly five feet. That is, un   less you compress it. Thirdly, the books ought   to be not only good reading, but easy to get.   For a five foot shelf is, above all, supposed to   be what in the days of four years' college en   trance Latin they would have called a facilis   descensus Avernus. In other words, the descent   to any subject should be facile. Once you get   down there, it doesn't matter so much.   Then why a five foot shelf of Chicago?   This is a question that   nobody did ask me, but which, obviously,   someone might have asked. Might have, that   is, if the World's Fair weren't so near. The   answer would then have come from La Roche   foucauld, who once remarked that no man   would ever fall in love if he hadn't read about   it. From this, it follows, though, being some   what out of practice, I shall not attempt to fill   in the syllogism, that you do not really live in   Chicago until you have devoured at least five   feet of books about it. Unless you settled here   in time to have a few chats with Mrs. Kinzie,   and have made a point of keeping up with   everything that has happened since. And of   course if you are going to live in a city at all   it doesn't cost any more to really live in it. I   can think of circumstances under which it   might even cost less.   As to the shelf itself. It is not a shelf of   Chicago authors. Though it might have been.   There are, to put it at a very low figure in   deed, over seventy-five reputable, book-pro   ducing, read and bought Chicago authors liv   ing to-day. At one book each, that would   make, by dead reckoning, not five feet, but   nearer six. Unfortunately, however, not all of   them write about Chicago. Arthur Meeker   and David Hamilton are as bad in this respect   as Henry James might have been if he had   been a Chicago author. And the seventy-five   would also have to include such names as   James Henry Breasted, who, since his first trip   to Egypt, back in the nineties, has never   Note: Miss Wilbur's selection of Chicago   books worthy of permanent place in your   home is in response to our editorial cry for   help in reclaiming a reasonable portion of our   library from the unstemmed avalanche of   Chicagoana, which had overrun its banks,   inundating vast areas of adjacent territory,   and was snarling hungrily at the none too   firm foundations of Brittannica. She has   whittled out a five foot shelf that appears   secure, shipshape and seaworthy in every   particular.   seemed to be much inspired by home subjects,   Van Meter Ames, whose Introduction to   Beauty, doesn't so much as include the word   Chicago in its general index, and our cook   book writers, of whom Jean Mowat and Dor   othy Fitzgerald still live to carry on, for an   age of slimmer purses, the magnificent tradi   tion of the late Mrs. William Vaughn Moody.   Not to mention such confirmed seekers of the   thrills to be found among ice, jungles, and   people with strange ways and strange lan   guages, as Mrs. John Borden, Mary Hastiups   Bradley, Mabel Cook Cole, William McGov   ern, Eunice Tietjens, Bob Eskridge and Clara   E. Laughlin. Or anybody like Baker Brownell,   who, as a geographical and personal knower-   of-Chicago, ranks with John Drury, and yet   writes only of the N.eu&gt; Universe and, when   that gives out as a subject, takes a year's leave   of absence in Guatemala. Or like Vincent   Starrett or such biographers as Dorothy Dow,   who took Edgar Allan Poe for her subject, or   Harry Beardsley, whose Joseph Smith has no   Chicago angle at all, owing to the fact that   these Mormon brethren selected Nauvoo,   Illinois, instead of us for their capital. Or   Ernest Hemingway, who deliberately neglected   to write that saga of Oak Park which Margaret   Ayer Barnes says he ought to have written.   Or Robert Morss Lovett, who hasn't written   a Chicago book since A Winged Victory.   But would there be anything like five feet   of current books about Chicago?   1 his is the question your   editor and I asked ourselves. And since we   asked it not before embarking upon the ad   venture, but when the adventure was well   along, it required some quick calculating. Be   tween us, however, we were able, quite free-   wheelingly, to' think of thirty titles in five   minutes, and therefore felt sure that if we   thought a little longer, and asked a few peo   ple, there would quite probably turn out to be   another thirty. For the sake of completeness   we asked the publishers to send us lists of   their in-print Chicago titles. The titles, we   explained, might represent history, description,   fiction, poetry, biography, criticism, anything   so long as it was a real contribution to the   picture of Chicago &#151; and made good reading.   One correspondent, and only one, found a   stumbling block in that last clause. Without   it, she said, there would have been a dozen   titles on her list. As it was, she only felt con   scientiously free to mention five.   Before we knew it, what with the spring   books, the fall books, somewhat older books   which had not as yet gone out of print, and   still older ones which had reappeared in re   print editions, we had climbed not to sixty,   but well beyond the one hundred and fifty   mark. In other words, if this was to be a   five foot and not a fifteen foot shelf we should   have to do some choosing.   And at this point, while talking things over   with Mrs. Marcella Burns Hahner, of the   Marshall Field Book Section, who had kindly   consented to let her assistants lend a hand in   the assembling of the five foot shelf and to   have it photographed in her precincts, it sud   denly occurred to us to wonder how it would   be if, instead of choosing, we should let a little   element of chance enter in.   As any book fan knows &#151; whether his favorite   general bookstore be Field's, Kroch's, Car   son's, or the Walden &#151; with five or six thou   sand books coming out every season, no book   seller can longer aspire to keep every book in   stock every day. If you go into any given   bookstore with a list of say twelve books, some   of them will be handed you at once, others   have been reordered and can be sent out to   you in a day or two, still others can be got   specially, and for one you may have to wait   while the publisher prints some more &#151; this   last happened for instance, in the early days of   the unexpected popularity of San Michele.   The point being that not every book is on   every bookseller's tables at any given time.   The above picture, therefore, of such titles   from among those eligible as happened to be   in the Marshall Field book section on one par   ticular day. Placed side by side the books   measured approximately five feet four inches.   On some other day, cer   tain other books might have been there in   addition to, or in place of, some of these books.   Llewellyn Jones' First Impressions, with its   essays on what, in pre-Hemingway days, were   our big three&#151; Masters, Sandburg, and Sher   wood Anderson &#151; is usually there, as is Harry   Hansen's Midwest Portraits, which squeezes in   quite a few lesser lights as well. Marion   Strobel's first novel, Saturday Afternoon, was   there, but not her second one. A Woman of   Fashion, nor Dorothy Aldis's Murder in a   Hay Stac\. Emma Goldman's Living My Life   would have gone well alongside My Thirty   Years War and My First Husband, as giving   one more chronicle of a particular moment in   our development as a literary center.   A day or two later, and Holy Prayers in a   Horse's Ear might have taken its place there.   Neither the title nor the author's name, Kath   leen Tanagawa, suggests our town, and yet   here are Chicago memories of what you might   call an exceptional sort. A month or two   earlier, a copy of Fanny Butcher's Christmas   in Chicago might have fluttered there.   Other biographies might have lined them   selves up beside the Cyrus Hall McCormic\,   March, 193 2 19       among them The Century of the Reaper, by   Mr. McCormick himself, Dowie Anointed of   the Lord, by Arthur Newcomb, Hizzoner Bill   Thompson, by John Bright, and Clarence Dar'   row, by Charles Yale Harrison, which is not   necessarily replaced by the autobiography.   Early Chicagoland by H. B. Mitchell might be   there, Kay Wood's Chicago, and Elizabeth   de Koven Bowen's Growing Up with a City.   Diversey is only the first title in what at   one time threatened to become almost a five   foot shelf in itself. That is, if you include   along with such fictional treatment of our re   cent gang situation as Wild Onion, by Loren   Carroll, Little Caesar, and Love in Chi'   cago, such attempts to get at the real facts   as were recorded in The One Way Ride,   Chicago Surrenders, Rattling the Cup, and in   the various monographs on Al Capone.   And it would be possible to have a five foot   shelf of Chicago mysteries alone. In several   of Henry Kitchell Webster's mystery stories,   Chicago geography is a main character. Harry   Stephen Keeler produces a new local mystery   about every six months. There are also Robert   Casey's The Mystery of 37 Hardy Street,   Mary Plum's The Killing of Judge MacFar'   lane, and two or three Paul Thornes.   Other books in which Northwestern, Gold   Coast and underworld, the Wilson Avenue   district, are as definitely part of the cast of   characters as Chinatown and the Stock Ex   change are in the Paul Thome's, are the novels   of Edwin Balmer.   There are fairly recent books upon musical   and artistic subjects, too, Edward Moore's   Forty Years of Opera in Chicago, and J. 2.   Jacobson's illustrated discussion of the paint   ings of Emil Armin, entitled Four Saints.   There are other Edna Ferber's too, notably,   The Girls, other Dreisers, other Ben Hechts,   there's a Wallace Smith, and there are two   extremely Chicago titles by Meyer Levin. Of   Robert Herrick's many Chicago books, Chimes   might be there, and Together, in a reprint edi   tion. The Smiths, by Janet Fairbank has, how   ever, dropped out of print, without as yet   coming back in a cheaper form.   But having decided to leave the final choice   of our five foot shelf to chance, let us cease   these might have beens.   ^^hich of these books   will actually be the slippery step that effec   tively plunges you into Avernus, namely the   limbo of those who collect, will depend of   course on your personal taste. It might be   Willa Cather's Song of the Lar\. This very   nice new reprint of her story about the days   of Theodore Thomas might set you hunting a   first edition. Or you might decide to try for   a Dreiser Sister Carrie, in which case &#151; see   Dreiser bibliography &#151; the most you might   hope for would be to see a mirage of a copy   in the middle of some desert some day.   My own slippery step is, I think, the Henry   B. Fuller. I can never even look at the jacket   of J&lt;[ot on the Screen without wishing that I   had money enough to ask some bookseller to   hunt me a first edition of The Cliff Dwellers.   So far I have only read it in a public library   copy which, in the course of years, has gradu   ally got bound so small that you can hardly   hold it. And it is a perfectly marvelous piece   of realism. Into a skyscraper of the nineties,   eighteen stories from the beer hall in the base   ment to the barber shop under the roof, Mr.   Fuller gathered practically all Chicago, from   the hard boiled private banker to the dealer   in South Side property that could only be   shown after a long spell of very dry weather.   Their wives would come dashing down at   break-neck speed on the cable-car, or "grip,"   to see them. Somebody ought to celebrate the   fortieth birthday of this book next year by   reprinting it.   And from the Fuller I should probably de   scend to other local color things. I should try   to get a copy of Clare Louise Burnham's Stoeet   Clover, with its full length of the World's   Columbian Exposition, from its beginnings to   the burning of the Peristyle. And two books   out of the Eighties: The Gambler, by Franc   Wilkie, and Culture's Garland, by Eugene   Field. I should then take leave of my senses   by hunting a first of E. P. Roe's highly evan   gelical book about the Chicago Fire entitled   Barriers Burned Away.   The next question would be whether I   should dare aspire to a copy of Mrs. Kinzie's   Waubun. Which brings us at last to the sec   ond five-foot shelf herewith pictured.   1 his shelf consists almost   entirely of books from the private collection   of Mr. J. Christian Bay of the John Crerar   Library. A few are from the stock of Mr.   Walter M. Hill, and a few from that of Mr.   Alexander Greene. Neither of whom special   izes in Chicagoana or even in Americana. If   we had appealed to Mr. Wright Howes or Mr.   Chandler, we might have been up against an   other fifteen foot proposition. Probably not,   however. For this is one fact which, as a   prospective collector, you will be compelled to   face. Chicago items, even those worth up into   four figures, or maybe one ought to say that   kind in particular do not stay on dealers'   shelves long.   As a collector of Chicago books, Mr. Bay   specializes upon early Chicago imprints. Gen   erally speaking, he wishes them to be beautiful   as well as old, and, to make an inference from   this one selection, I should say that he wasn't   interested in anything except perfect copies.   Ten years ago he wrote a monograph entitled   Rare and Beautiful Imprints of Chicago, which   is now itself a collector's item. Most of the   presses mentioned in that monograph are ex   emplified in this shelf.   It will be seen that Mr. Bay possesses two   copies of Mrs. John H. Kinzie's Wawbun;   one has the more than scarce D. B. Cook,   Chicago, title page. Wawbun describes Mrs.   Kinzie's trip from Northern Wisconsin by way   of Portage to Chicago. This journey took   place in the beginning of the century, and   Mrs. Kinzie, who was married to John H.   Kinzie, Jr., the son of the original settler, be   came one of the witnesses of the massacre of   1812, during which she was spirited away by   some Indians on Lake Michigan.   In Memory of Martha Mitchell Monroe   1834' 1892 is a two-edged rarity. It would   probably rank as a Eugene Field item, owing   to his included comment on Mrs.. Monroe. And   it is of general Chicago significance, owing to   the position which Miss Harriet Monroe, her   sisters and brother, and the Root and other   grandchildren of Mrs. Monroe, have grown up   to occupy in our town.   Kose of Dutchers Cooly   is a book to be thought of in the same breath   with The Cliff Dwellers: the story of a girl   coming up to Chicago in the nineties, and   seeing our town through country eyes. This   copy is an example of the work of our great,   even if short lived Chicago publishing house,   Stone and Kimball, a Garland first, and an   association copy. The other Garland books,   in duplicate, exemplify a particular evil of the   habit of first edition collecting.   The number of copies existing of RosweU   Field's In Sunflower Land, containing the   story of the man who played with Thomas,   was very narrowly limited by the famous   McClurg fire of 1898.   The Life of Tom Candy Ponting is a rarity   that will particularly interest, shall we say,   business men. Mr. Ponting, a cattle driver by   trade, can remember how in '48 and '49, pork   was brought here not on the hoof, but by boat   from Peoria, as bacon.   The Development of Chicago, 1674'1914,   compiled by Milo Milton Quaife, is itself a   limited edition, but the contemporary original   narratives which it includes &#151; among them   Harriet Martineau's of 1836, which describes   a regular Florida boom in Chicagoland, Joseph   Jefferson's of 1838, and Frederika Bremer's,   1850, who stopped with the Kinzies &#151; gives it   an aroma of still greater rarity.   The Serapion Brethren, lent by Mr. Hill,   may not look like a Chicago item &#151; but turn to   the title page. Culture's Garland, Eugene   Field's incomparable chaffing, opens a door.   into the eighties by the fun that it pokes at   major events, such as a visit from Lowell, and   minor ones, such as the publication of a tooth'   some pamphlet by a restaurant keeper.   Instead of collecting   literary books about Chicago, you might, of   course, collect picture books. The Chatfield   Taylor-Lester Hornby Chicago, lent by Mr.   Hill, shows how we looked in 1917. The Chi   cago and Its Suburbs, 1873, lent by Mr.   Greene, contains drawings of our glories, such   as they were, two years after the fire.   Now permit me to stop and blush for a   moment while I apologize to Messrs. Bay, HilL   and Greene for the presence there of the   Chicago Anthology, among all the dignified   evidences of their kind cooperation. And to   the reader as well. As a Charles G. Blandon   item, Mr. Bay might, to be sure, not entirely   disown it. As a Llewellyn Jones item, neither   Mr. Hill nor Mrs. Greene would entirely wish   to say that they did. But this I may as well   confess: it is from my own shelves, and has   stood there not for either of the above reasons,   but because it is one of the two anthologies   that contains one of the two poems of mine   that ever got into an anthology.   However, Llewellyn Jones' preface is at the   moment more than apposite. It tells the in*   eluded poets what it thinks of them for not   writing poems about Chicago. I felt the same   way when we were making the lists with   which this article began. New books there are   right now by Chicago poets: by Agnes Lee,   by George Dillon, by Lew Sarett. Good books   too. But where a few years back, one might   have reached up for Carl Sandburg's Chicago   Poems, for Harriet Monroe's You and I, for   Helen Hoyt's ecstacies about little parks, this   year the five foot shelf of current books about   what has been the poetry center for a quarter   of a century, as well as the hog butcher, of the   world must go down to history with never a   rhyme.   Unless, of course, there are further   nominations.   20 The Chicagoan       The Society Column   A Snippety Little Article to End All Snippety Little Articles   By Arthur Meeker, Jr.   THERE are, I am reliably informed, no   longer any Bright Young People. I   have this on the authority of Mr.   Beverley Nichols, who practically invented   them, and now, in his latest book, Evensong,   basely goes back on his invention and declares,   with a languid air, that "one forgets, now   adays, exactly what they did or why they did   it, and one has not the energy to remember."   (Ah, Beverley, not even you ?)   I suggest, however, that the truth of the   matter is not that there are not any more   Bright Young People, but merely that it is not   the same people who are bright and young.   Take Beverley, for instance, struggling man   fully in his cottage garden in Huntingdon   shire, to produce a serious novel; take Noel   Coward, deserting the field of brittle comedy   to write Cavalcade, an impressive historical   panorama of thirty years of English life; take,   if you will, as a humbler example, your own   favorite correspondent, eschewing epigrams in   a valiant attempt to build up three generations   of German prima donnas into a four-square,   solidly constructed literary monument (yes,   that's why I'm staying home so much this   spring). . . . All of us, and many more who   shall be nameless, are, in our various ways,   making the best of a bad bargain and facing   the thirties unflinchingly. With a new face,   too, if you see what I mean. The days . . .   for us ... of mental handsprings are definitely   over. In other words, strange capers are out-   of-date. Just what kind of capers will be per   mitted us, as the years proceed, I have not   quite made up my mind. But I have firm   faith in the future.   Of course, our principal duty in the earnest   decade must be abandoning, once and for all,   the composition of trivial, snippety little arti   cles like the present one. (I put this in to   discourage the hordes of would-be critics, who   will, I feel sure, be only too happy to   squander a two-cent stamp in pointing out   that fact.) But it does occur to me that it   would provide a glorious finale to a .more or   less cheerfully misspent youth if I could,   somehow or other, write a trivial, snippety   little article to end all trivial, snippety little   articles.   There is, I can assure you, a crying need   for this to be done. In order to convince   yourself that I am telling the truth, all that   will be necessary for you to do is to take a   look at the so-called "Women's Sections" of   certain of our daily newspapers, which, in   the last few months, owing to a furious rivalry   that has flared up amongst them, have swollen   to such Gargantuan proportions that they   have completely engulfed the actual news of   the day.   In the old days, wom   an's place used to be called &#151; laughingly, I   confess &#151; the home. Now, of course, one real   izes how ludicrously mistaken that idea was.   Woman's place in this year of grace 1932,   appears to be the club, the business office, the   broadcasting station, the flying field, the House   of Representatives &#151; any home, that is, but   her own. Well, as far as I am concerned, that   is perfectly all right. As a matter of fact, the   old days must have been rather awful. So   many homes simply cluttered up with women   refusing to leave them. But do you honestly   think that woman's place was, is, or ever   should be four-fifths of the space formerly   allotted to news dispatches in the daily press?   Long, long ago &#151; can you remember as far   back, even, as the winter of 1930-31 &#151; one   read (I can't help smiling at the thought) the   newspapers to find out what had happened in   the world. Whether the stock market had   risen or fallen. (Well, I mean, how far it   had fallen.) What the Senate had done or   failed to do. The latest international bulletins   from London or Leningrad or Shanghai.   Where are those bulletins today? Now, "   when one opens any one of half a dozen   journals, the first things that assault the eye   are columns &#151; and when I say columns I mean   columns &#151; of horrible bright young articles,   written for the most part, I am convinced, by   dull elderly spinsters, about the best way to   take grass stains out of white serge skirts, or   the range of colors most becoming to a brown-   eyed blonde of thirty-five, or how to make (a)   a simple teagown out of two yards of fringe   and an old lace curtain, (b) a tasty pudding   out of half an egg, four pounds of Philadel   phia scrapple, and a tin of Sterno, (c) an   Agnes model out of your last year's hat, and   (d) a life-long friend out of your last year's   beau.   All this, it goes without saying, is terribly   annoying. But there is something worse. Oh,   infinitely worse. I mean, of course, the society   pages. Because, naturally, no-one can force   you to read about how to take grass stains out   of white serge skirts, and if you are fool   enough to buy four pounds of Philadelphia   scrapple, or to imagine that last year's beaux   are anything but closed chapters &#151; and, inci   dentally, crashing bores &#151; it does seem as   though the crimes ought to carry their own   punishments with them. As, indeed, they do.   On the other hand, un   less you are a hermit or a humbug, you will   admit that you like to know what your friends   are up to. And the best and quickest way of   finding out is &#151; or used to be&#151;   to read the   society columns. I say used to be, advisedly.   For if you are brilliantly intuitive enough to   unearth a few scattered nuggets of informa   tion amongst the litter of surrounding rubbish,   you are far, far cleverer than I ever expect to   become.   When I was a small boy &#151; which is not quite   so long ago as the beginning of this article   might lead you to suppose &#151; we were, jour   nalistically speaking, just emerging from the   old-fashioned set descriptions of the "elegant-   collation-of-forty-covers" school. A good old   dignified school it was, too. Social intelligence   swung along in a safe, conventional orbit   through birth, marriage, dinners, and death.   Really nice girls never had their pictures in   the paper. And a great many of our better   known hostesses considered it &#151; well, just a   trifle pushing to have their parties written up.   Accounts of luncheons and balls were strictly   impersonal; personalities were confined to   fervid and detailed catalogues of the floral   decorations. "The centerpiece was a Jacque   minot of roses and orchids, with trailers of   smilax across the damask cloth, while the ends   of the table were covered with a tasteful pro   fusion of mauve and Alice-blue larkspur and   hothouse grapes."   A few years later, some restless reporter   discovered that it livened up the column no   end if you told less about the flowers upon the   table and more about the people round it. So   the roses and smilax were dismissed with the   briefest of mentions, while all eyes "were   focussed on "Mrs. John Pillsbury Flummox, in   pale green charmeuse and rhinestones, the   overskirt of Nile and chartreuse satin striped   with apricot grosgrain taffeta, edged with   brilliants, relieved by a bertha of plum-colored   plush, the whole caught up by a butterfly clasp   of geranium velvet ornamented with gold and   silver fleur de lys, etc., etc." (I really am not,   as you perceive, very good at this kind of   description.)   Still later, someone   else had the constructive (?) idea that it was   not what people wore that attracted attention,   so much as what people were. Then the fun   really began. The roses and smilax &#151; which,   by this time, weren't roses and smilax any   more, anyhow, but Swedish glass and Christ   mas tree balls &#151; were discarded altogether;   gowns, unless strikingly unusual, appeared,   laconically, as "purple velvet and pearls" or   "brown caracul with a zebra muff"; and all   the energies of the society reporters were ex   pended on inventing cute little personal items   of the sort cunningly calculated to drive the   subjects thereof insane. Births, marriages,   dinners, and deaths took permanent pews in   the back of the house, and -we suddenly found   ourselves inundated by a flood of cheap, in   tolerably chatty paragraphs about debutantes'   classes in eurhythmies, and "darling" litde   shops inaugurated by popular university hos   tesses, and, as a special Sunday treat, lists of   North side matrons who were letting their   hair grow in again, or available dancing men   arranged in order of matrimonial eligibility.   The custom has grown to such an extent   that now there is no incident in our private   lives so unimportant that it has not, at some   time or other, been featured in the public   prints. It is no longer only cinema stars and   Siamese twins who subscribe to the press cut   tings bureaus. One cannot buy a dog, or lac   quer one's nails, or take up roller-skating, or   match picture (Continued on page 60)   March, 1932 21       Alburn Chicagoans   NUMBER THREE   By Jane Spear King   Note: By accentuation of essentials of character, the   artist has striven to capture something of the essence of   those ancients whose fertile ideals have been shown in   the heart of our Prairie Metropolis.   Thomas Bryan was a Virginian who was   graduated from Harvard Law and settled here   as partner in the firm of Bryan and Hatch. It   was largely through him that the privilege of   holding a World's Fair in this particular   locality was gained. Mr. Bryan was first vice   president of the World's Columbian Expo'   sition.   John Dean Caton rode horsebac\ from   Chicago to Pe\in in quest of admission to the   bar. His first case was Chicago's first law   suit &#151; the prosecution of a man who stole   from a fellow lodger, and was held prisoner   under a carpenter's bench because there was,   at that date, no better village gaol. Mr.   Caton, fifteenth of sixteen children, drifted   west via canal, stage, and lumber wagon. In   1855 he was Chief Justice of the Supreme   Court. His cottage was the first dwelling in   the "T^etu School Section," in the vicinity of   Clinton and Harrison Streets.   Norman B. Judd was an earliest settler,   having come hither bac\ in 1836 to obtain   eventually national significance. Beginning as   a lawyer, extending his abilities through six   years of state senatorship, he was finally   elected to Congress and thereon appointed, by   President Lincoln, United States Minister to   Prussia.   William B. Ogden excelled as one of the   Fathers who nourished, in infancy, this multi   plex mid'westerner with a nose called Tower   Town. Once Ogden said he could do any'   thing he turned his hand to. He became rail'   road builder, canal builder, lumber and iron   \ing, college president, and banker. At the   age of thirtytwo, two years after his arrival   as a land company's representative, he became   Chicago's first Mayor.   John Crerar was a bachelor, a merchant, a   churchman, and a philanthropist. He came   to Chicago representing a railway supply firm   and made his home in the Grand Pacific   Hotel. His business interests included, among   other things, two railway companies, the PuH&gt;   man Palace Car Company, and the Illinois   Trust and Savings Ban\. Donor of one of   the city's most enduring gifts, he gave two   million dollars for the establishment and   maintenance of the Crerar Library.   Isaac Newton Arnold labored all his life   that the records of his city and state might   disclose honorable repute and financial integ   rity. Back, in 1837 conditions hit a terrible   low of the arc, and in those days the vogue   was not Depression, but Catastrophe. Mr.   Arnold was particularly responsible for the   legislation which enabled Illinois to recuperate   financially, and maintain its good name. Me   was elected to Congress in 1860. He VMS at   wor\ on a biography of Lincoln, his friend.   when the President was assassinated,   22 The Chicagoan       D i v i &lt;   Chicago   i   "I tremble when I reflect that God is just."   &#151; Thomas Jefferson.   IN the early spring of 1836 the Governor of   Michigan raised a band of militia and pro   ceeded against the sovereign State of Ohio   with a view to settling this thing here and now.   Ohio, in setting itself up as a state three years   before, had violated the boundary ordinance of   1787 by annexing a valuable tract of land orig   inally granted to Michigan. Congress, supine   as ever, had let the matter ride for three years   while the outraged citizens of Michigan got   an awful mad on.   In the early spring of 1836, then, the Gov   ernor of Michigan decided to take things in   his own hands. As he approached the dis   puted border with his heterogenous army   Congress suddenly awakened and viewed with   alarm the Governor's black scowl and the   bowie knives of his militia, and on March 1   an act was passed by way of compromise in   which it was provided that Ohio should retain   - the disputed territory but Michigan should be   compensated for her loss by the grant of a   large tract of country west of Lake Michigan.   This was agreeable to Michigan. The militia   sheathed its bowie knives and the warrior-   Governor, after taking a few curtain calls,   passed with all his torches alight into the ob   scurity that engulfs local Caesars.   But the outcome of the Toledo War (as it   was known) gave impetus to a movement long   a-birthing in Wisconsin to recover the terri   tory north of the southern extremity of Lake   Michigan which Congress had given to the   new State of Illinois in violation of the Ordi   nance of 1787. This territory included 8,500   square miles, 60,000 homesteaders, and the   ground on which now stands, or staggers, the   City of Chicago.   The boundaries of Illi   nois had been a moot point for more than a   century. In 1778 Patrick Henry, who seems   to have been given liberty, sent George Rogers   sClark with an army with banners to substan   tiate Virginia's claims by the charter of 1609   to the "county of Illinois." Gov. Henry in   structed Col. Clark to proceed into Illinois   at the head of his a. with b. and knock the   block off whosoever failed to recognize the   justice of Virginia's claims. The good people   at Kaskaskia, Cahokia, and one or two other   posts, recognizing the injustice of Virginia's   claims, failed to recognize the justice of Vir   ginia's claims and had their blocks knocked off.   By the end of the Revolution feeling had   risen pretty high as to the ownership of Illi   nois. The Indians, who actually owned this   country but didn't have a smart lawyer, had   signed away their birthright on several occa   sions to anyone who had a flask of whiskey or   a horn of gunpowder &#151; the Indians could drink   both. Those sovereignties which laid specific   claim to Illinois by virtue of discovery or grant   or conquest were France, England, Virginia,   led We S   vs. Illinois &#151; No Holds   By Milton S. Mayer   Connecticut, Massachusetts, and New York.   Spain still felt, in a small, plaintive way, that   it had discovered Illinois along with the rest   of the continent. Italy could not forget that   Columbus first saw the light of day in a light-   housekeeping room in Genoa. The Dutch,   skating furiously around the Zuyder Zee, had   an impotent claim to New York and to what   ever New York claimed. Illinois was, in point   of fact, copyrighted in practically every for   eign country, excluding the Scandinavian.   With the erection of the United States of   America the European nations abandoned their   claims and those states which had no pretext   to the New West got together and decided that   if they couldn't have Illinois, why, by Zolli-   coffer, no one else was going to have it, and   the disputed domain was turned over to   Congress.   By the Ordinance of   1787, the northern boundary of what was to   become the state of Illinois was an east and   west line drawn through the southern extrem   ity of Lake Michigan. When Illinois sought   statehood, Mr. Nathaniel Pope, the forerunner   of the present-day promoter, whispered   in Congress' ordinarily deaf ear that as   the Illinois Territory was then constituted it   was completely cut off from the North and   the East. There was some uneasiness, at the   time, concerning the allegiance of the South   west, and Mr. Pope suggested that Illinois be   bound to the Union by way of the Great   Lakes. Congress promptly raised the northern   boundary of the new state sixty-one miles and   gave Illinois a generous frontage on Lake   Michigan.   But the Yankee residents of the annexed   section did not fancy themselves as Illinoisians.   Galena, Freeport, Rockford, and Oregon were   the metropolises. Chicago was a promising   four-corners, nothing more, and Cook County   had not yet been established. The disputed   district was essentially Northern &#151; it had been   settled by pioneers from New England and   New York. It was, as regards slavery, vio   lently Free. Its miners, in the northern part   of the district, clung to the mining territory of   Wisconsin. It was dairy country. Its farm   ers grew sugar beets and its forests bore hick   ory, tamarack and white pine. It had a   predisposition, and a setting, for commerce   and industry.   The central and southern sections of the   state were essentially Southern. They were   slave country &#151; so profoundly so that historians   agree that except for Congress' adoption of   Mr. Pope's suggestion Lyman Trumble would   never have been elected U. S. Senator from   Illinois in 1854, Abraham Lincoln would never   have been nominated for the Presidency in   1860, Illinois would not have been saved to   the Union in 1861, and the War of the Re   bellion would not have been so soon a lost   cause. Three-fourths of Illinois had been set   tled by emigrants from Virginia, Kentucky,   tan d   Barred   Tennessee. Cairo, Illinois, was farther south   than most of Virginia and Kentucky. The   southern part of the state grew cotton, to   bacco, and there were pecans there, and mag   nolias.   "From the prejudices which the people in   the southern part of the state appear to enter   tain against our T^orthern Yan\ies," concludes   an editorial in the Chicago American of Feb.   13, 1840, "the evident difference of character   and association between the people of the   North and the South, and the difficulty of   having our local interest sustained in the Leg   islature, much might be said in favor of the   expediency of going under the new laws and   Legislature of the State of Wisconsin." The   Pecatonica correspondent of the same paper   wrote, March 25 of the same year, "We are   northerners, or to speak more to the purpose   &#151; Yankies. Three-fourths of the inhabitants   of Illinois are a totally different sort of people.   They have the numerical and political superi   ority. The most unreasonable and ill-grounded   prejudices against us exists among them. We   are powerless and our voice is, if not unheard,   certainly unheeded in the legislative councils   of the State. Whether designedly or not,   almost every legislative enactment is directly   adverse to our interests, our views and our   feelings. . . . We are firmly convinced that   we are justly a part of Wisconsin by an or   ganic law older than our revered federal con   stitution. . . ."   But baser reasons than   these are imputed to the citizens of northern   Illinois for their anxiety to belong to Wiscon   sin. The state had embarked, soon after re   ceiving its charter, on a program of public im   provements, in which iniquity is believed to   have played a part (the origin, perhaps of an   Illinois tradition), and with a $5,000,000 defi   cit in the treasy there was a public indebted   ness of $175 a head. These early settlers (ten   cents on die dollar) of northern Illinois were   accused by their southern neighbors of want   ing to sneak their fourteen counties into Wis   consin and leave the rest of the state holding   the bag.   Wisconsin's politicians were itching for   statehood, and the population of the disputed   section would have given the Territory a suf   ficient number of residents for admission to   the Union. The better minds of the Terri   tory (not to be confused with the politicians)   felt that Wisconsin was not yet ready to be a   state, and the people refused to rally to the   cause of the politicians. While the ballots   reiterated Wisconsin's coldness towards the an   nexation of northern Illinois, Territorial Gov.   Doty of Wisconsin was writing tear-stained   letters of protest to Gov. Carlin in Springfield.   When Gov. Carlin failed to take notice of   these messages, Gov. Doty pounced on him   like a mongoose on a snake and another Toledo   War was imminent.   The unpleasant situation was not relieved   March, 1932 23       a whit when John Wentworth of Chicago was   offered a senatorship from the new state if   he would throw northern Illinois that way and   replied that he would rather be a Congressman   from Illinois than a Senator from Wisconsin.   At this crucial juncture a Wisconsin ward   heeler discovered that the citizens of the Terri   tory had spawned so actively that Wisconsin   now had a population of more than 200,000   and could become a state without benefit of   the 60,000 residents of northern Illinois. But   Wisconsin's politicians went on belaying Con   gress for fifty years. And Chicago never did   forgive Illinois.   II   "... He has refused to pass other laws for   the accommodation of large districts of people   unless those people would relinquish the right   of representation in the Legislature, a right   inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants   only. . . ."   &#151; The Declaration of Independence.   WITH an embittered and an embattled   heritage, then, the State of Illinois   began functioning as a house divided   against itself. In one hundred years the   breach has not been reduced. The two sides   have made none but selfish, grudging truces.   The progress of invention and the trend   toward economic solidarity have poulticed the   wounds in the two camps, but they have only   been placebos, and in troublous times (like   these) the wounds fester anew and the evils   of each section become more burdensome to   the other.   True, the issues are no longer the same.   The grievances that cried for justice a century   ago are for the most part obsolete, and the   battle-front of Illinois has been remapped to   this extent: Chicago and its metropolitan area   stand pitted against the rest of the state. Free-   port, Rockf ord, and the rest of the towns that   took up the cudgel against their southern   brothers in the early days are now aligned,   legislatively, with "downstate," the term by   which Chicago refers to its mortal enemy,   Illinois.   The Chicago newspaper reader in the past   six months has become conversant with this   situation. He has seen how doggedly the rural   districts fought the Kelly Bill for the relief   (psychological) of Chicago's amazing muddle   of taxation &#151; a problem foreign to any other   city or town in the state. He has seen the   rural-controlled legislature take a recess leav   ing Chicago on the brink of bankruptcy. But   the manifestations of incompatibility antedate   these recent clashes.   Chicago, like most large cities, is wet. Illi   nois, governed by the rural districts, is dry.   Chicago, crime-ridden, has tried repeatedly   to reform the antiquated and inadequate judi   cial system of the state. Illinois, in its farm-   ruled legislature, forbids it.   Chicago, its children the victims of tubercu   lar milk, asks a state law demanding tuberculin   testing of cattle. The impoverished cattle   farmers who dominate the legislature are   consarned if they'll be horn-swoggled into pay   ing for some new-fangled city device.   The dirt farmer, working from dawn to   dark and to dawn again to keep the shirt on   his back, is told that a Cutten or a Patten sits   at a desk in Chicago and makes a million dol   lars in one day on his wheat, and he sets up   a battle in the state legislature to abolish the   Board of Trade.   The citizen of Chicago has to pay taxes for   a new road through Hoopeston, a sewer in   Lebanon, a schoolhouse in Carbondale. The   farmer works like a horse seven days a week   so that the Chicagoan can lie in the sun at a   mysterious summer resort called Business and   get rich.   Chicago's legislators accuse the downstate   legislators of marinating in the brine of me   dieval stupidity. The downstate legislators ac   cuse Chicago's legislators of robbing Peter to   rob Paul. The Chicago legislators are lustful,   but liberal, and the downstate legislators are   honest, but ossified.   It does not matter so   much who is right and who is wrong as it mat   ters that a state of undercover war exists and   both sides are suffering. In 1900 Chicago's   representation in the General Assembly had   risen to 19 in a total of 51. In thirty years   the city's population has more than doubled &#151; -   more than 51 per cent of the people of Illi   nois now live in Chicago: but the ratio of 19   to 51 still exists in the legislature, and Chi   cago is governed by farmers. This rural legis   lature has nullified the state constitution for   thirty years by refusing to order a reapportion   ment following each decennial census. And   no one has been able to do anything about it   &#151; Chicago's fight to force a reapportionment   went to the State Supreme Court, which held   that the operation was a sovereign duty of the   legislative branch of the government, in which   the U. S. Constitution solemnly forbids the   judiciary to interfere.   The only solace Chicago has is that the   situation, at once intolerable and irremediable,   is duplicated in almost every large city of the   nation.   New York City, with more than half the   population of the state, is represented by only   two-fifths of the legislature. Like New York   and Chicago, Philadelphia blames its perilous   financial condition on the yoke of a rural leg   islature. Detroit cries out against Michigan,   Boston asks for relief from Massachusetts, St.   Louis and Kansas City wouldn't be seen dead   with Missouri if they could help themselves.   Atlanta, the urban center of the South, has,   mind you, a one-third interest in one state   senator. It is the only real city in a state   composed of 161 of the most retrogressive and   reactionary counties in the United States. At   lanta's theatres are closed on Sunday by state   law, and all commercial pursuits are banned.   Until the War (the last one) no freight trains   could go through the city on the Sabbath. Re   cently the Georgia legislature levied a tax on   cigars and cigarettes, but not on corn-cobs or   spittin' tobacky.   In Connecticut, the four largest cities, with   a total population of 400,000, have the same   representation in the lower house of the state   legislature as four villages with a total pop   ulation of 2,500. In tiny Rhode Island and   Delaware, both houses are under gross rural   domination.   The cities' case is simply one of taxation   without representation. The farmers' case is   the central prop of republican government &#151;   protection of the minority and a due represen   tation of the landholders. The issue is an old   one. Slavery was a minority institution in   the South from the beginning. If thinly pop   ulated eastern Virginia &#151; the "Old Dominion"   &#151; had allowed the populous section of the   state west of the Blue Ridge Mountains to   divide itself up into counties and gain equitable   representation in the legislature, the minority   institution of slavery would have been taxed   out of existence. The thirteen Blue Grass   counties dominated Kentucky in the same way,   as did the Coosa country in Alabama and   the Yazoo section of Mississippi. It was this   oligarchy that started the Civil War.   Ill   ". . . It is easy, perhaps, to break down this   government, but, Sir, when we have broken   it down, it will not be so easy a matter to   build it up. . . ."   &#151; Waitman T. Willey of Mo   nongalia, in the Plea against   Secession in the Convention of   Virginia, March 2, 1861.   THE man with the hoe and the man with   the pen are drifting farther apart. The   city politicians suggest fighting it out to   the finish and acquiring the government-by-   coercion which the farmers now exercise. Here   in Chicago they say, "The people of Chicago   constitute a voting majority &#151; let them elect the   governor and all the state officers. If the polit   ical parties in Chicago can get together &#151; IF &#151;   they can take the government from the down'   staters, they can beat the yokels at their own   game."   But the half dozen intelligent men inter   ested in politics disdain such a method. They   protest that no permanent good can come of   it. Such a solution, they maintain, would be   no solution at all, but merely the postponement   of a cataclysmic showdown. Lawyer Urban   A. Lavery believes that a compromise can be   effected &#151; the same compromise he promulgated   in the ill-fated constitutional convention of   1921. Mr. Lavery 's plan retains the present   ratio in the Senate but holds for reapportion   ment in the House &#151; in which event Chicago   would control the latter body. Enthusiastic,   Mr. Lavery believes that the downstaters   would accept this conciliation if they were   properly propitiated.   But would such a compromise &#151; any com   promise &#151; be much more than a next best   thing, an armed truce? Eminent Political Sci   entist Charles E. Merriam thinks not. He sees   only one solution : Chicago, and all great met   ropolitan areas, must become separate states.   "At present Chicago is an eight-ring circus   without a boss," Prof. Merriam explains. "It   is a metropolis growing on the fringes but   disintegrating at the core because of complexky&gt;.   of governmental bodies. The metropolitan   community of Chicago is disintegrating. Tlie   unmaking of Chicago is going on before our   very eyes. Chicago will soon be no more than   a state of mind or a geographical expression.   "In the Chicago area there are 4,000,000   persons bound together in an economic and   social unity but -without any semblance of polit   ical unity. This region embraces not only   1800 different municipal governments, but ex   tends into four states and over sixteen counties.   There are 202 cities, 166 townships, 59 park   districts, 10 sanitary districts, 183 drainage   districts, and 1000 miscellaneous districts in   the same area. This area should be a separate   state."   Would the creation of a new state out of   the "Chicago area" exterminate the political   pillage and governmental abuse that now   paralyzes Chicago? (Continued on page 60)   24 The Chicagoan       Forlorn Florida   A Seasoned Resorter Reports the Season   By Durand Smith   INCREDIBLE as it may be, there are still   enough people with money to give Florida   the appearance of having a season. Upon   analysis, it is usually evident that economy,   not indulgence, has caused them to spend the   winter in the sunny, salubrious south. Most   often is this true with those who have winter   homes. One well-known Chicago family is in-   aouciantly weathering the storm. Although   their Palm Beach home boasts not a servant,   not even a cook, they are entertaining five   house-guests quite successfully.   Florida's own particular boom &#151; that deliri   ous era of preposterous real estate prices &#151;   crashed some years before the rest of the coun   try took the plunge. Adapting itself to the   exigencies of what has euphemistically been   called the "readjustment" has been a task less   difficult for Florida therefore than might have   been expected. Ruefully but pleasantly, Flori   da is resigned to playing hostess to fewer   guests this year and, essentially a great win   ter playground, it presents a somewhat for   lorn appearance.   Climatically the season has been ideal. Long   days of sunshine and unclouded skies have al   most erased the bitter memories of the torren   tial rains and chilling winds of the two pre   vious years. The fronds of the palm trees   seem to have a more lustrous sheen than ever,   the foliage and flowers to be more luxuriant.   Surf -bathing hardly deserves the name, for the   ocean has been so blue and rippling. The   golfers and tennis enthusiasts rejoice daily and   even the sailfish seem eager to accommodate   the hopeful anglers.   From Jacksonville I mo   tored to St. Augustine, which lays claim to   being the oldest city in the United States, and   contains, among others, three houses all insist   ing upon their preeminent antiquity. His   torically interesting, St. Augustine breathes of   Spaniards and Indians and buried treasure. It   was something of a shock then to pass through   the old city gates and find them flanked by a   filling station one side and a BAR-B-Q on the   other. The lovely courtyard of the Hotel   Ponce de Leon was as peaceful and well-kept   as I remember it when a child of five. The   iron frogs and turtles of the fountain still   spouted on and the honeysuckle trembled in   the breeze. I missed only the figures of Chaun-   cey Depew and John W. ("Bet A Million")   Gates wandering among the hibiscus and calla   lilies. Across the way, however, stood the   Hotel Alcazar, not open this season.   Ormond had as large a proportion of old   people as it had twenty years ago but it was,   as always, a charming place to stop for a day   or so. Daytona Beach was excited over Sir   Malcolm Campbell's speed records. And fin   ally I reached Palm Beach, sadly depleted of   visitors.   Palm Beach is, however, carrying bravely   on with its tradition as America's great win-   THE CHARLES HARRINGTON CHADWICKS'   NEW PALM BEACH HOME   ter resort. The hotek may be empty but most   of the houses are occupied and a good deal of   informal entertaining is being done in them.   Bradley's (officially the Beach Club) , probably   the best-known gambling house in the country,   where certainly the finest lunch in Florida is   served, still twirls roulette wheels and bird   cages for those who never tire of trying their   luck. But games of chemin-de'fer and gorgeous   jewels are equally rare this year. Infrequent   ly are there more than three yachts in the   Lake Worth harbor at once, and many of the   finer shops have not opened at all.   The Bath and Tennis   Club has adopted a more financially generous   attitude toward members who bring guests, as   well as having reduced the price of luncheons,   and consequently the club is almost as well   patronized as last season. The delicious self-   service luncheons and the extremely sporty   golf course of the Seminole Club are well-   rewarded. But the Everglades Club, always   a great center for entertaining, has suffered.   The vogue of the Colony Club continues   and people dine and dance expensively there   in a setting as tropical as man and nature can   make it. The Embassy has abandoned its ex-   clusiveness and is now frankly competing with   the Colony. The Country Club, in spite of a   beautiful golf course, has failed to attract   enough players to warrant its remaining open   beyond the first week in March. The Cocoa-   nut Grove in the gardens of the Royal Poin-   ciana Hotel, once the tea-dance center of the   resort, has steadily declined with the rise of   the clubs until today it comes to life only   twice a week. The Poinciana itself, that vast   hotel, has become more than ever an historical   and neglected landmark. It closed the second   day of March, an unprecedented occurrence.   The Ambassador Hotel wisely remained   closed.   Chicagoans who have opened their winter   homes as usual are the George A. McKin-   locks, the Franklin P. Smiths and the William   Wallers. Vincent Bendix has spent part of the   season in his ocean-front home. Mrs. Harry   Shearson has taken a house and is assisting   Muriel McCormick, now Mrs. Elisha Dyer   Hubbard, with the activities of the Playhouse,   a repertory company. Mrs. Joseph B. Long   has an apartment at the Everglades Club for   the season. The Volney Fosters, J. C. Bel-   dens, Lucius Teters, Herbert McLaughlins,   Mrs. Allan Clement, Mrs. John T. Pirie, Jr.,   Miss Louise Brewer, and Mr. and Mrs. J. F. L.   Curtis have also been here for a time.   Mr. and Mrs. Charles   Harrington Chadwick have just built a de   lightfully moderne house on the lake at the   foot of Via Bellaria, which is a distinct addi   tion to the impressive number of fine winter   homes in Palm Beach. It is the most com   pletely moderne house I have ever seen, both   in its exterior and interior, and the most suc   cessful. Maurice Fatio is the architect who   executed Mrs. Chadwick's designs and she is   responsible for the furnishings and fittings. Air   and light are provided for in abundance with   broad porches and a spacious patio. Glass has   been cleverly used. Twisted crystal bars al   ternate with black iron ones in supporting the   staircase balustrade.   The living room is done in cream white,   with tall white curtains edged with black tas   sels. A huge bay window overlooks a terrace   and the lake. A painting, whose dominant   shade is pink, done by Survage especially for   Mrs. Chadwick, hangs above a white lounge   eighteen feet long. The scheme of the dining   room is bright green with a black, silver-   bordered ceiling. The bar has patriotic deco   rations of red, white and blue, and a colorful   map of the Sahara desert. Mrs. Jacob Baur   has spent several weeks with the Chadwicks.   The season at Miami has been reasonably   successful, all things considered. The Bath   Club and the Surf Club have been popular   and the racing at Hialeah well attended. The   new Indian Creek Club is, I am told, the last   word in luxury.   One Chicago family, who were paying   ridiculous prices at the Breakers Hotel, found   that an off-season has its compensation. They   moved for the rest of the winter into a charm   ing villa, completely furnished, silverware and   all &#151; they merely had to pay the taxes.   March, 1932 25       CHICAGOAN"   THE PRINCESS ROSTISLAV   The quietly amazing young survivor of the glory that was Russia, an adornment to   the local scene and an economic as well as a social fixture, is the subject of Helen   Young's absorbing article on the opposing page.       Princess Rostislav   A Pen Portrait in the Intimate Manner   By Helen Young   MEET your fellow townswoman, Mme.   Rostislav to you, just "Rosty" to the   girls in the shop where she works,   "Aleka" to her playfellows of the best Chicago   families, Alexandra to her mother, "Highness"   to the Russian colony, Princess Alexandra to   half the crowned and uncrowned heads of   Europe, Princess Rostislav on the envelopes   that come from her mother-in-law, the Grand   Duchess Xenia, who lives at Windsor in Eng   land on the estate of her cousins, the King and   Queen of England.   This purely rhetorical introduction comes a   little late, for sans doute you've met the pretty,   slim young woman someplace around the town   in the four years since she came here from   Europe. Maybe it was in Carson's dress de   partment some time ago, when she helped you   squeeze into a sixteen, at the time she sug   gested an eighteen. Perhaps it was at one of   the Assembly Balls, or it might have been at   Field's, where customers sometimes asked the   Fashion Bureau ladies who the chic and inter   esting creature with the flawless complexion   might be. Then, again, you may have met her   at any one of a hundred fashionable dinner   parties, or at the Greek Orthodox Cathedral   at Mass on Easter, or at a fancy dress ball in   .   the Blackstone or the Casino. She may even   have sat beside you on a high stool at Wal-   green's at lunchtime. Perhaps, though, you   only saw her through your opera glasses in   a box at the opera, or putting a dime in the   busman's coin box, on her way to or from   "work." And it may have been at the Michi   gan Avenue shop where she sells Prince   Matchabelli's perfumes that you met her. Or   could it have been the grocer up on Division   Street who told you who she was, when she   dashed in one evening just before the store   closed at six to get a head of lettuce, some   potatoes and some chops, to carry home to the   little apartment on Astor Street?   Ah, well, wherever it was, you met the   young woman, you haven't forgotten the   brave, determined look of her, and a certain   sense of triumph about her, too. No whining   for the things that were, or might have been,   even when, after a hard day's work, she goes   home to the little four room apartment to cook   the potatoes and the chops for her young   Prince, who has been working all day over his   statistics in the railroad office. If either of them   contrasts the tiny rooms with those of their   ancestral castles in Russia, or wishes, perhaps,   for only one scullery maid of the dozens of serv   ants who served them in their old homes (just   to wash the dinner dishes that the Prince   doesn't like his Aleka to have to do, while he   "dries" them), who would say that indicated   discontent with their present richly happy life?   Few but Aleka's inti   mates know the story of those terrible years of   prison, hunger, flight and the lovely unblem   ished romance that came out of all the fright   ful worry and heartaches. The Princess is not   given to self revelations, and when someone   pops up at a dinner party with "Tell us the   story of your fascinating life," she has learned   to turn the tide of the conversation by saying,   "Wait, I will write a book about it sometime."   And yet, when she is being mercilessly inter   viewed she admits she will never write a book.   "It is my belief that too many Russians write   books about themselves." And then, remem   bering to be a dutiful daughter-in-law, she   adds with a twinkle: "But my father-in-   law (the Grand Duke Alexander) has writ   ten one that will be out next month, which   should be worth reading."   And so would one she might write, if she'd   do it as she tells it, cheerfully and wittily. The   I-Have-Stepped-Through-the-Ages style of her   husband's cousin, the Grand Duchess Marie, is   not the way of Aleka. She will tell you she   was born in Novgorad, where the family, ex   cept her father, Prince Paul, who died before   the war, and three sisters were living at the   time of the Revolution. (It was her friend,   Princess Cantacuzene, however, who told me   that the country house at Novgorad, called   Marieno, set down in acres of gardens,   was one of the handsomest in all of Russia;   built after the Napoleonic invasion, it was pure   Empire, and each of its hundred rooms was   gems of correct furnishing.)   The memory of the   family's betrayal at the hands of a trusted   townsman, who agreed to take them disguised   as peasants to the border, and then carted them   to jail and turned them over to the Bolshevik   authorities, is not as strong as the remem   brance of what a scene she and her sister at   the vain ages of twelve and fourteen made   when their mother insisted that for the trip   they must wear their hats back to the front,   in keeping with her idea of the peasant dis   guise. And the loss of all the family jewels,   sewn into their dresses, was not one-two-three   with the losing of the priceless paintings that   their mother had put into long paper tubes   and hung from her waist under her petticoats.   Aleka says little of the months she, her sis   ter and brother, spent in a home for Criminal   Children in Petrograd, where The Revolution   ists kept them for months, the only three poli   tical offenders among hundreds of vicious boys   and girls. But she remembers that the home,   confiscated by the Bolsheviks, was the   old town house of her uncle, and that   she and her sister were locked up for months   in the ballroom where they had danced a year   before at their cousin's birthday parties. Their   release came when her married sister, the   Countess Szchenyi, and her husband (cousin   of the U. S. Minister from Hungary &#151; who   married Gladys Vanderbilt) finally got per   mission for them to come to Hungary with   them, and they joined their mother, who had   been in prison, to make the trip across the   border.   After a long rest in Hungary she was sent   to a convent in England, conducted by French   nuns, who permitted no English to be spoken   ("which is probably why I learned to speak   English as well as I do," says Aleka) and then,   on the very day when she finished school, she   met at her aunt's house outside of London, at   seventeen, the nineteen year old son of the   Grand Duke Alexander and the Grand Duch   ess Xenia, Prince Rostislav, whose family   had been released by the Soviet when   the King of England sent a cruiser to Russia   to get them. The Princess says she knew the   moment she met the prince that she would   marry him, and while for the two years she   was working in England as a sort of nurse &#151; or   assistant nurse &#151; in a sanitarium, she saw him   often, though he rarely spoke to her (he was   a shy youth) they were secretly engaged be   fore he came to America to get a job. And   married they were, right here in Chicago in   1928 at the Greek Cathedral, at one of the   most strangely beautiful ceremonies that any   of the fashionables at the wedding had ever   seen.   I am the Prince's mor   ganatic wife, you know," the Princess told me,   as she took a cigarette from the quaint leather   case I had admired, a case with crossed arrows   and a ruby heart for a clasp, that belonged to   her husband's grandmother, the Dowager Em   press of Russia. It was sent to Aleka by her   mother-in-law, the Grandduchess Xenia, for a   wedding gift, together with a diamond and a   ruby brooch of the Dowager Empress's that   was stolen here two days after she got it. No   nephew of the Czar, or of the Queen Mother   Alexandra of England, grandson of a Russian   Empress, would be permitted in the days of   the monarchy to marry a Princess not of royal   blood. For while the Galitzins were rulers of   a small principality or state in Russia for gen   erations (their origin is Latvian) they were   not Romanovs as Prince Rostislav is.   Be that as it may, when Aleka married her   Prince he was only a penniless refugee, whereas   I have been told she could have married (after   she came to Chicago to await her royal-but-   poor fiance) the heir to one of the greatest   fortunes in America. But no importunate   pleadings of the good-looking American could   make her waver in her fidelity to her first love.   And while the gown she wore for her wedding   was the cheapest little white crepe dress she   and Freda Foltz could find on the morning of   the wedding, and the veil was simply several   yards of unfinished tulle pinned to her dark   hair, she was lots happier than if the heirloom   laces her mother had lost, and one of the con   fiscated Romanov diadems, had been holding   her veil in place. (If you wondered, at the   wedding, why that long red ribbon was tied to   her bridal bouquet of white roses, as I did, at   the time, it was in memory of her father. Red   was her father's regimental color. He was in   the Chevalier Guards, the famous outfit or   ganized by her (Continued on page 70)   March, 1932 27       FOR EVENING BROADCAST: TALENT   WEARS THE DINNER JACKET AND   "SOUND" MEN DON A TIDY SMOCK WITH   EMBLEMATIC ARM-BAND   TRYING TO GO OVER BIG WITH THE   YOUNG DUCHESS WHO RULES SUPREME   AT THE HOSTESS DESK   "no, no! jim! now, dream your voice!"   SOUND OF THE A. E. F. SPLASHING   THROUGH THE MUD OF FLANDERS FIELDS   THE "CHOO-CHOO" AND   "PSST-PSST" MEAN THAT   THE "LIMITED" IS PULL-   ^. ING IN   BUT HIS GOLDEN VOICE   CHARMS EVERYONE   £   '   .»/.;' &lt;-"W   "an' doan forgit, elisha, y'or ol'   mammy is a-waitin' fer ye daown on   TH' ol' PLANTATION"   YOU, TOO, CAN HAVE THIS MARVELOUS INSERTNAMEOFPRODUCT IN YOUR HOME.'   The Chicagoan       Money Talks   A Tearful Little Earful on Our Infant Industry   By David Nowinson   IN any normal process of development, in   fancy is a transient stage that vanishes   almost before we know it. Even the slow   est of ordinary infants when he has survived   his first decade in the world and decided that   it isn't such a bad old place, after all, and   maybe he'll stay a while &#151; even such a young   ster acquires a modicum of dignity, enough,   say, to cast off his swaddling clothes and   evince an interest in adultery (maturity to   you!).   Not so radio. It revels in, glories in, thrives   upon, boasts about being an infant. It has   been the infant industry for more than the   customary span, now, and indications are that   it will continue to be that for a long, long   time. And if you seek verification, just take a   peek at the barometer &#151; the business barometer.   Radio, our assertative Fifth Estate, has an   almost undisputed claim to the country of   Moronia. In acquiring it, Radio has taken   from the newspapers much of the stigma under   which they formerly labored. Incidentally, it   has taken quite a little advertising, too.   The Fourth Estate once endured jibes and   jests at its expense; it was entered with a spirit   of "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."   The press was besieged by men of letters &#151;   letters written with red ink by Dun, who has   no connection with Dun and Bradstreet.   Newspaper work was an awful wilderness sit   uated somewhere beyond the last outposts of   civilization.   "You're going to be a newspaperman?"   How many parents have been horrified at this   frank revelation of unsuspected depravity in   their offspring? How many maternal tears   have been shed, how many paternal curses   have been offered upon the inky altar of Jour   nalism? How many apologies have been ad   vanced by suffering members of the prodigal's   family? "No, Lennie isn't working yet. He's   ¦till a newspaperman."   But now all this is changed. With the ad   vent of The Fifth Estate, The Fourth no   longer endures tormenting references anent its   appeal to the twelve-year-old mind. It has   now become swanky and dignified beyond rec   ognition &#151; with the exception, of course, of The   Daily Crimes clique &#151; when compared with its   riotous kid brother, Radio.   For if the newspaper   makes its appeal to the twelve-year-old IQ &#151;   as an executive over at WGN pointed out to   me some time ago&#151; Radio appeals to the   nine-year-old mentality. Bravo! Lucre and   laurels for the infant industry. There isn't   the slightest danger of its programs passing   over the thickest heads in the nation. It   strikes the ear &#151; and indeed it does strike the   ear! &#151; with a force and understanding of hu   man psychology that causes little Johnnie,   aged nine and a half, to understand it to   such an extent that he will more than likely   utter a noise well known in the Bronx and   decide to spend the evening at a talking pic   ture. Here at least he will be undisturbed by   frequent references to the high grade soap   manufactured by Joe Blatz.   And why this long-winded recitation of   "The Children's Hour?" Why the pro   longed baby state? Mainly because of the   compulsive qualities of Golden Dollar. The   advertiser being the fellow who puts the coin   in the slot is also the guy who makes the damn   thing play. What does the fan want for   nothing? Most sponsors aren't after quality.   Quite the contrary. What Joe Blatz wants   is a cheap program, a program that every   body will understand including &#151; horrible   thought &#151; Joe Blatz. And it shouldn't cost him   so much because he has lots of other expenses,   see?   So Joe Blatz is seized by dozens of adver   tising arms, but one grips him a little harder   than the others and this one gets the contract.   On the dotted line &#151; Joe Blatz. Product &#151;   soap. Forthwith Joe Blatz is on the air with   phonograph records or a play or a skit or an   orchestra or one of the countless, saccharine   croon princes &#151; the ether's pediculous with   them &#151; or a beauty talk bringing to the world   the magnificent information that it can be   made beautiful with Blatz soap. And if Joe   Blatz is anything at all like most sponsors, he   will want his program thoroughly punctuated   with glowing accounts of the manifold merits   of Blatz soap. No white space for him. Use   words, lots of 'em, and tell everybody about   the soap.   If Joe Blatz happens to be sponsoring a skit,   for example, it is not at all unlikely &#151; don't   laugh &#151; that he will demand a scene wherein   the hero washes, not forgetting to exclaim on   how delightful is Blatz soap for the purpose.   And if Joe Blatz does make such demands, it   is even less unlikely that the station will re   fuse his request. Even the big stations that   can afford to be independent have a healthy   regard for the dollar sign.   Under the minatory eye of this mighty   Mammon, the stations in general have virtually   no recourse but must dance when the whip is   cracked. Artistic qualms are readily palliated   when the whip cracks out contracts and quan   tities of the cold cash. Money is a marvelous   anodyne. Prostitution pays. Golden Dollar   is a perfectly swell salesman, a dandy high-   pressure salesman. Golden Dollar has seduced   more than one artist.   In justice to the ma   ligned infant industry, it must be admitted   that radio stations are not altogether to blame.   They have imposed certain restrictions upon   Joe Blatz and his confreres such as limiting the   number of words in the advertising copy and   keeping his ideas about programs within the   bounds of decorum. Particularly is this true   among the larger radio stations, those that have   CBS or NBC time. But Golden Dollar has   an awfully persuasive tongue and any adver   tiser can tell you just how binding restrictions   really are. Else, how do you account for the   sickening amount of tripe fed the outraged   public from even the snootiest network   stations?   As for the terrible music and horrible skits   and wheezy announcers inflicted upon the   gentle heeder by so many of the small-time   stations, the extent of these is so vast as to be   virtually incalculable. Just turn your dial and   tune in a while moving hither and thither.   You'll discover why so many radio fans will   drink even the lowest grade gin.   Undoubtedly everything on the air cannot   be artistic and profound or even artistic. Like   George M. Cohan, the radio "just aims to en   tertain." And the entertainment should be of   a nature calculated to soothe tired business   man or housewife, to lull tired minds as well   as to stimulate more subtle response from   minds still active. But all too frequently radio   programs knock the 1 out of lull and succeed   in doing nothing but dulling minds. Granted   that the aural appeal isn't supposed to give   people a headache by exciting excessive   thought. But why in the name of Nero &#151;   one of our earliest broadcasting musicians-   should it give people a headache because it   underestimates their intelligence?   Broadcasters claim that radio is educating   the masses. Bunk. Pure, unadulterated hooey.   It's making the masses ignorant. Ballyhoo for   Blatz soap isn't educational.   Only the other night I   happened to be listening in on the Skippy skit   when two young relatives, aged eight and   twelve years, were in the room. The skit it   self happens to be a good one. It has real   kid appeal. But I wonder how many chil   dren are really induced to eat Wheaties be   cause of the absurd ballyhoo asking them, "Do   you want to be popular? Say clever things?   Be healthy, happy" &#151; et cetera, et cetera &#151;   "then eat Wheaties every day." My young   cousins laughed at the announcer's patter. And   when he told them how to spell Skippy, even   the eight-year-old was indignant. Indicative,   perhaps, that nine years is an exaggerated   norm. Of course, this is a kid program. But   plenty of adult programs and announcements   are just as silly.   The advertiser is largely to blame for in   sisting on getting all his sales patter in the con   tinuity and for demanding that his patter   employ superlatives exclusively until advertis   ing announcements are absurdities if they do   not openly antagonize listeners. How often   have you left the loud speaker with a large-   sized pain registered in the region normally   protected by the collar because some goop has   been feeding you blurbs for Blatz soap when   you wanted to hear good music?   But it is the duty of the business department   in radio to show the advertiser where he is   wrong in asking for the excessive ballyhoo,   where he is defeating his own purpose in addi   tion to degenerating (Continued on page 62)   March, 1932 29       Tower of Babel &#151; American Plan   A Preview of the International House   By Ruth G. Bergman   THE next time I hear a flag   waver sonorously thank   God that he was born an   American, I am going to suggest   that he take a trip out to the Mid   way where he will find a reason &#151;   one block long and twelve stories   high &#151; &#149;why it is sometimes desir   able to claim Liberia or Patagonia   or England, France or Germany   as a birthplace. It is known as   the International House and will   offer foreign students living quar   ters and club facilities that will   probably make a number of home   grown college men and women   consider the desirability of dyeing   their skins, prefixing their names   with O' or Mac or attaching a ski   or a vitch. One purpose of the   hall is to promote international   amity and the spacious common   rooms and comfortable living   quarters should go far in that direction if, at   the same time, they do not provoke outbreaks   from American students who feel that they   are suffering from unfair discrimination.   Though the Chicago International House   is related to the University of Chicago by   bonds of jurisdiction and common ancestry   (the Rockefellers, father and son), and   though it bears a marked resemblance to the   other Gothic members of the family on the   campus which it adjoins, it will be open to   students in all the thirty- five institutions of   higher learning in the Chicago region. Of   these students there are approximately two   thousand. More than one fourth of them   can be accommodated at the International   House and all will have the privilege of using   it for lectures, meetings, theatricals and social   gatherings. In order that the house may be   completely international it will admit also a   limited number of Americans. It might be   somewhat confusing to put under one roof   persons whose native tongues are Spanish,   Swedish, Polynesian, Bantu and Greek were   it not for the fact that most of the residents   will be graduate students who employ the   common academic and will probably talk so   glibly in terms of isotherms, chromosomes,   dactyls, pelecypods and other signs of their   professions that it would seem at first hearing   that they had adopted a polysyllabic   Esperanto.   That this meeting of East and West, and   North and South, is not only possible but   mutually profitable has been demonstrated by   the other two of the American trinity of   International Houses. The first of these,   chronologically, is located on the campus of   Columbia University in New York; the sec   ond, in Berkeley, at the University of Cali   fornia. The Chicago house will be a central   support of this coast to coast bridge of inter   national good will. A fourth center will soon   be erected in Paris. Mr. John D. Rockefeller,   THE NEW CHICAGO INTERNATIONAL HOUSE ON THE MIDWAY   Jr., is the founder of all three houses.   All had their origin in   the remarks of a lonely foreign student in   New York. This anonymous young man or   woman met Mr. Harry Edmonds, who later   became the director of the New York Inter   national House, and happened to present the   case of the alien to whom New York served   up instruction straight without a single drop   of the milk of human kindness. This talk   led to an investigation and the investigation   led to a movement to offer something more   than plain class room fare to those men and   women who traveled great distances and in   curred great expense to study in America.   This extra-curricular provision for students   was first dispensed in 1910 at a series of Sun   day suppers. These were so successful that   they have not only continued without inter   ruption for twenty-two years but they also   suggested the advantages of having foreign   students get together for breakfast and din   ner as well as supper, and on Mondays to   Saturdays as well as Sunday evenings.   Mr. John D. Rockefeller, Jr., established   the first International House in New York as   a "world home" that would not only make   the stranger welcome and house him satis   factorily but would also give him the oppor   tunity to mingle with Americans and students   of many other nations and learn to under   stand and respect other peoples and cultures   than his own. At the cornerstone ceremony   of the Chicago House, one of the motivating   ideals of the founder was expressed by Dr.   Charles W. Gilkey, dean of the University of   Chicago Chapel, when he said: "We are   laying the cornerstone of a structure of inter   national understanding and friendship. This   building will be a home for the hope of an   international order in the future."   Most appropriately, the house is located on   the Midway which was, in its inception,   an international street. At the   time when it teemed &#149;with Egyp   tian dancers, Soudanese, Eskimos,   Persian swordsmen, Javanese   actors and assorted visitors, the   infant University of Chicago,   standing on the outskirts of the   World's Fair, -was struggling hard   to keep its mind on history and   higher mathematics, "There were   more profs than students," runs an   old song, "but then we didn't care;   They spent their days in research   work, their evenings at the Fair."   Now, in the words of the Alma   Mater, "The City White hath fled   the earth, but where the azure   waters lie, a nobler city hath its   birth, the City Gray that ne'er   shall die." That city gray does not   rival the World's Fair in the num   ber of foreigners whom it attracts   to Chicago, yet at any one time it   has some five hundred of them among its   students and they represent about fifty differ   ent nationalities. Now these strangers are   again offered a home and a forum on a sub   limated Midway where they appear not as   freaks in a huge sideshow but as honored   guests who come to learn art and science and   remain to teach the brotherhood of man.   I. he vine covered build   ings of the University line the Midway for a   full mile. The International House is situ   ated at the eastern end of this scholastic row,   near the entrance to Jackson Park and on the   site of the old Del Prado, famous hotel of   World's Fair days. It extends an entire   block along the Midway from Dorchester   Avenue to Blackstone Avenue and has en   trances on all three streets. At the back will   be tennis courts and a field for other outdoor   sports. The building is now nearing com   pletion. Its cost, exclusive of the site, is   $2,200,000.   Like the other University buildings, the   International House is built of Indiana lime   stone. It is college Gothic, Chicago style, by   Holabird and Root, which means that it is   impressive in mass and beautiful in detail.   Esthetics, as well as modern demands for   light and air, are served by the use of set   backs on three sides. The Midway facade is   two stories high. The two wings extending   back along Blackstone and Dorchester vary   from seven to nine stories in height and the   intersection of the west and north units is   emphasized by a twelve story tower. These   four sections enclose a landscaped court   where students may take their ease and their   tea al fresco.   The dormitory units for men and women &#151;   with a separate social room for each &#151; are   located in the north section. The club fea   tures are grouped on the Midway front and   in the connecting (Continued on page 64)   30 The Chicagoan       Urban Phenomena   Patter Picked Up About the Village   By Virginia Skinkle   WHOOPS and hooray .&#149; . . first thing   you know it will be Spring. We've   already barged out and bought one of   those shiny straw bonnets and there are gay lit   tle jugs of tulips and jonquils and narcissi   around the place. From Maison Worth come   spring coats with padded shoulders and chain   fastenings so Easter Sunday will prolly look   like a Military Parade &#149; . . which reminds   me that the latest wise crack seems to be   "Well, goodbye now, be seein' you in Siberia."   People are still going away places. . . .   Dorothy Aldis "blew" a check she got from a   magazine story on jersey pants and white   dresses and has gone to McCutcheon's Island   in the Bahamas. . . . Louise Juergens is just   back from running around the East Laughing   and Playing. . . . Mary Gardner is collecting   folders on Bermuda and Jamaica cruises. . . .   Winnie Wheelerris riding on camels in Egypt.   . &#149; . Chuck Bowey unexpectedly discovered   himself in Canada. . . . Sam and Jean Pirie   are in New York. . . . Jip Peterkin is hiring   automobiles and looping around Europe.   Have you heard the story about the man   who was having an operation? He asked the   surgeon whether he would be able to play the   violin when he got out of the hospital. The   surgeon said that he certainly could which   amazed the patient on account of he had never   played it before.   Speaking of the War   (who brought that up?) Bill Smythe says he   won't Fight on account of he has been to Japan   and he likes those Little Brown People. How   ever another Lad we know from Joliet can   hardly wait to get into the old khaki and has   spent practically every weekend practicing   on a rusty old bugle.   Spotlight on a court room scene ... an   eyetalian couple who spoke little if any eng-   lish were trying desperately hard to have their   son arrested. It took quite a long time for the   judge to discover just what the complaint was.   It seems that the boy, a thin faced, long haired   aesthetic spent all his time running around   telling people not to lie, not to murder, not   to steal. The defendant explained that he was   merely preaching the commandments and that   he intended to make this his life's work. An   honorable occupation but what irked the   father was the fact that the son's favorite   preaching ground was the Western Electric   Company where the old man was employed.   After all it's no fun being a perfectly honest   father and laborer when your son insists on   looming up suddenly, pointing his finger and   telling you to stop murdering, lying and. steal   ing. Somehow it gives the wrong impression.   Marty Mann who is now "doing" artistic   photographs in a nice little studio- on Bond   Street has written an article on .Motoring   through Devonshire that will appear in one of   the spring issues of Town and Country.   Payme and Jay Younglove had an anniversary   celebration in the nature of a Wandering In   PAUL   LEILA WITHERS   and Out Party. . . . Mrs. Gardiner Ham   mond and Mrs. John Prosser are swimming   and golfing and dancing in Miami. . . . Mrs.   Harriet Rutlidge and Ann are taking the West   Indies Cruise. . . . Leila Withers finally tore   herself away from Kansas City and has gone   to New York to stay until Easter. . . . Jean   Stevens is in the East. . . . Helen Pope has   gone back on the Road in a Stock Company.   Kay Drake broke her   arm while Winter Sporting at Exmoor of a   Sunday afternoon . . . the Winter Garden is   now the Favorite Night Club. ... Mourning   Becomes Electra has caused much conversa   tion and two or three lectures. . . . Everyone   is humming the music from Band Wagon.   . . . Roberta Harvey and Dodie Winter-   botham are busily engaged with the Pioneer   Meal Fund for the Joint Emergency Relief.   . . . The Junior League is working on a Sec   ond hand clothes Sale. Ruth Elting can be   found every morning working at Emerson   House.   Maxine Strotz is having her portrait paint   ed. . . . J. C. Hemphill is still flirting with the   pretty ladies over the top of Anyone's Grand   Piano . . . practically everyone and his   brother showed up at the Dempsey Fight. . . .   There have been some great polo games at the   Riding Club. ' **"'' ;'   We heard a pretty funny story about Leslie   Barrie (one time Star of Journey's End.) It   seems that theatre people are forever being   invited to Strange and Wonderful Parties by   Unknown Hostesses. While he was playing   in Washington, Barrie was invited to a Re   ception at the home of an Elderly Social Lion.   Arriving at the appointed hour he discovered,   among a Sea of Unfamiliar Faces, a very at   tractive girl he had been in a play with in   New York. Perceiving a Stage-like appear   ance of drawn curtains across a raised plat   form at one end of the room he asked the girl   the Why and Wherefore of it all. She ex   plained that the Hostess embraced anything   Literary and that during the afternoon a Pro   gram would be given on the A. A. Milne   poems. As a matter of fact The Girl had come   all the way from the East to assist with the   Entertainment. Finally in the midst of chat   ter and tea cups the curtains swung apart and   the Girl stood there resplendent in Nurse's   Costume. The Social Lion, an Elderly Lady   of Em Bon Point dressed in blue rompers and   socks looped in from the Wings on a Scooter.   The Alfred Grangers   have leased their house and are going to   Vienna for three years . . . we're all excited   about Rue Winterbotham's engagement to Al   Shaw. Judith Anderson, all full of Ambition   walks to the Theatre every day . , . more notes   on Depression . . . sign on a window on Oak   Street "For Rent . . . Lingerie" . . . Stop in   at Alicia Pratt's Exercise Club and watch the   Town's Biggest and Best Matrons doing hand   stands and cart wheels . . . Adele Astaire wan   ders around with a vanity case in silver the   size of a small table top &#149;with a powder puff   so big it must have been made to order :~. .   the portraits used in Mourning Becomes Electra   are composite studies of the three men in the   cast painted by Bobby Jones who did the sets   . . . and speaking of this play Earle Larrimore   who played the Lead in the New York pro   duction said he thought it would be a Good   Idea to use Strange Interlude as a Curtain   Raiser.   Rusty Beatty and Jack Fortune are keeping   Bachelor Quarters at the Beatty's Palm Beach   house . . . ask Fran Weary about her "Retail   Feet" . . . seen around Places . . . Lib Drake   all in black and white dining at Chez Louie   . . . Dotty Wheelock in silver fox and a new   spring bonnet all trimmed up in white flowers   . . . Kitty Byfield in a dinner gown banded in   fur at the Thursday night Theatricals at the   College Inn . . . June Provines (Gala World)   at a party in a completely swell evening gown   of purple chartreuse with a suspender back   &#149; &#149; &#149; Peggy Bissell shopping in a beige caracul   coat with a sable scarf . . . Jean Richey danc   ing in black chiffon at the Winter Garden   . . . Mrs. Jimmie Stevenson at a tea at the   Casino Club dressed in brown with a Mink   coat.   Stan Adams who travels around selling   things has been in Town running around in a   circle . . . Jan and Warren Towle who are   now located at March Field in California, are   the proud {parents of a brand new son named   Charles McNear Towle . . . Dick Gunthorpe   and wife are bound for Bermuda . . . Mickey   McCrae (Kansas City) has been up here stay   ing at 885. .. . 'Bye Now.   March, 1932 31       CARL SANDBURG HARRIET MONROE GEORGE DILLON SAMUEL PUTNAM   EUNICE TIETJENS   JESSICA NELSON NORTH   SYMPOSIUM   The Questionnaire That Bagged   the Chicago Poets   1. HAS CHICAGO EVER CAUSED YOU TO   WRITE IN A MANNER ESSENTIALLY CHAR   ACTERISTIC OF IT?   2. AS A POET, WHAT PART OF YOUR LIFE-   INSTINCTIVE, EMOTIONAL, INTELLECTUAL   &#151;IS MOST STIMULATED BY CHICAGO?   JOHN DRURY   JUN FUJITA   3. QUOTE A FEW LINES OF YOUR WORK   WHICH FOR YOU MOST NEARLY EXPRESS   "REALITY."   JEAN TOOMER BLANCHE MATTHIAS   ELDER OLSON AGNES LEE GLADYS CAMPBELL STERLING NORTH   32 The Chicagoan       Bagging the Chicago Poet   Sixteen Answers to a Courageously Composed Questionnaire   B31 Mark Turbyfill   IMAGINE a human Chicago, conscious of body, emotion, intellect.   Imagine her a poet, doing her three-fold work with sensation,   emotion, thought. Doing anything less she would not be herself,   Chicago: her thought alone would not look ahead toward the poem   to be; her emotion would not desire the future; her body would lie   on the lake-front, a crumbling torso.   If Chicago were a poet, humanly at work, she would express her   self fully, consciously, concurrently.   There are many poets in Chicago. But is there any Chicago in the   poets?   Ask them, and most of them are either emphatic in denying it, or   indecisive in considering it. Few affirm it proudly, conclusively.   The Chicago poet, if he exists, may have profited by the unfortu   nate experience of that fabulous animal, the unicorn, which was dis   covered to possess a touching weakness for purity and innocence.   Nowadays, when hunters set out to track the Chicago poet down,   and for bait place Miss Chicago in the field, the poet will not, attracted   by the "vapours of virginity," approach, lay his head in her deceitful   lap, and fall asleep. No &#151; if he sings of the stock-yards, or of the   noises of the loop, he will not admit "Chicago poet" to be his name.   That elusive creature, the Chicago poet, cannot be taken alive.   Yet the trap is ever set for him. Less reliable even than the lie detec   tor are the questions which have been devised in an attempt to en   snare the poet's instinct, emotion, and intellect. Sometimes he will   hover around Miss Chicago's trap, thrust in a tentative emotion, a lock   of hair, or even his head. To bag him "body and soul" would be a   magnificent catch. However, if a glimpse of him is caught, he appears   to be swiftly on the way, like a winged, but headless, Victory of   Samothrace.   The questionnaire with which I baited my fragile trap is displayed   on the opposite page. Responses of my prey, quite unpoetically iden   tified by numeral, follow:   By GLADYS CAMPBELL   (1.) I haven't any notion what manner of writing is essentially   characteristic of Chicago. The thing unique about its spirit is that its   ruthless vitality runs into forms of beauty, cruelty, and bravado, but   never is expressed in the gestures of the smart aleck. Whether this   reflects in its writing I do not know.   (2.) As a person, and therefore a poet when I am one, I am   stimulated in all ways by Chicago. I particularly like the haste, the   noise, and the violence when I am strong enough to stand it. But I   never feel an urge to write about it.   (3.) Through glass I have watched the gardens of the sea   Where gold and purple fish move quietly   Among wide leaves that bend in tides so slow   That days are measured as they come and go.   Perhaps at last these gentle aisles will ta\e me,   Use me, changing me, until they ma\e me   Quiet as the empty shells that lie   Deep in the sand. No one will \ruow that I   Who shran\ from sound to sleep among the dumb   Waited for a sound that did not come.   By GEORGE DILLON   (1.) Evidently not.   (2.) I am excited in every way by the life around me, as I should   be in any other place where there are people, books, trees, flowers,   music, the water and the sky.   (3.) Poetry does not express reality. It achieves it.   By JOHN DRURY   (1.) Not directly. Although much of it reflects Chicago phases   and angles, the style of the poetry in my book is "literary" &#151; written   in the free verse mode which was prevalent at the time I first, began   writing poetry. But didn't Chicago, through Harriet Monroe and   her magazine, give vigorous impetus to the idea of freedom in poetical   composition? And isn't freedom one of the essential characteristics   of Chicago?   (2.) Chicago stimulates me emotionally. I am thrilled by its   daily and nightly Wild West melodrama; annoyed by its adding-   machine materialism; amazed by the soaring white lyricism of its sky   scrapers; excited by the gypsy colors of its foreign districts, and glad   that I am a son of its turbulent streets.   (3.) Forlorn cry of a train whistle   Far in the blea\ March night,   What dusty dim lost door   Do you open in the deeps of my being?   What vistas do you show   Where sagging forests of sadness   Cast their chill shadows   Across my self-sufficiency?   What unguessed stirrings do you bring,   O shrill steel cry,   Far in the blea\ wet night?   By JUN FUJITA   (1.) That the manner in which I write is essentially characteristic   of Chicago is more than I would like to assume. However, two things   are vitally affecting my writing: The first is Chicago, including the   surrounding prairies, steel mills, and sand dunes. The second is my   hereditary traits.   (2.) In spite of the Gray Towers, the Purple Gowns, and the   parade of intelligentsia, my intellectual life has been sadly unstimu   lated. The odor of the stock yards is famous, yet my instinct has   never developed accordingly. But my emotional life has been mould   ed by Chicago &#151; its river, its neglected back yards, gunning gangsters,   bankers, and women.   (3.) The prairie night deepens with frost.   Like a passing dream   The whistle of a train   Fades over the horizon.   By AGNES LEE   (1.) I suppose that even unconsciously one's environment tells in   one's work, and that therefore Chicago must have spoken through   me, though I could hardly say how or exactly when.   (2.) My life by Lake Michigan and the companionship of beings   who are the spiritual breath of Chicago.   (3.) Men of today, build strong! The price we \now.   Bring to the land new steel, new stone, new faces'.   But it's in the crannies of the old, old places   The flowers grow.   By MAURICE LESEMANN   (1.) I don't know. I can't tell. I was born here. I have spent   more time here than anywhere else. Maybe for that reason I am   always being stirred up more by other places, especially open country,   the Southwest deserts and the North Woods. Perhaps I write about   them in a manner characteristic of Chicago, but I'd have a hard   time telling.   (2.) Though I'm always being stirred up by other places, my   roots are in Chicago. It's my place. I'd be happy to leave it for long   intervals, but it is part of me &#151; too much a part to allow me to isolate   it and say, "It's greatest stimulation has been emotional, or intellec   tual, or of any such category."   March, 1932 33       (3.) At lost it has come again, a dark,   flow in the blood,   A dar\ flow of sweet life, like   an acequia long dry   And flooding with wild rain. . . .   By BLANCHE MATTHIAS   (1.) I was born in Chicago, but evidently not to the manner, if   there is one.   (2.) From contact with Chicago: Instinct becomes protective and   issues taboos. Intellect amusingly critical and alert. Emotion pene   trates deeper depths and vaster heights. It takes an amount of ex   perience with time and space far away from Chicago before I know   which part of life she has most stimulated.   (3.) I think of Reality in poetic endeavor as being an expressed   moment of perfection.   By HARRIET MONROE   (1.) What about these poems, in my book Tiow and I, published   by Macmillan? Night in State Street, The Turbine, At Twilight, A   Festival in Ogden Par\? And The Columbian Ode itself, written for   Chicago's greatest festival?   (2.) Oh, Chicago is in me, a part of me, as I am a small part of   her. I shall never lose sight of Lake Michigan, no matter how far I   travdi.   Oh a grand old time has the earth   In the long long life she lives &#151;   A grand old time at her wor\ sublime   As she labors and laughs and gives!   By JESSICA NELSON NORTH   (1.) Chicago has always seemed to me essentially a city of ideals,   with as many successes as failures, full of youth and enthusiasm. If   any characteristic in my writing has been typical of Chicago, it is a   certain buoyancy in the face of disillusionment.   (2.) My intellectual life has been stimulated by the casual and   delightful contacts with Chicago's intelligent people, and my emo   tional life has been allowed to remain much as it was before I met   them. Chicago has no closed corporation of intelligentsia within   which one must conform to standards.   (3.) Morning comes on and you will soon awa\e,   The moonlight dwindles.   Out of the east, over the rousing la\e,   A gray day \indles.   There will be wind today and every gust   Will stir a whirlpool in the shining road.   Dust in the toind and sunlight on the dust.   Kites in the wind, and little boys at play.   Life will go strongly forward as it must. . . .   By STERLING NORTH   (1.) Chicago has never caused me to write in a manner charac   teristic of Chicago except in a few isolated cases which for the most   part were experimental. Chicago is too chaotic to assimilate, and   assimilation is essential to lyric poetry.   (2.) The city appeals to me more from an intellectual than an   emotional angle. Chicago is a city of emotional half-truths from which   I veer.   (3.) Impotent as a tired wind in brown grass   Or leaf on a slow stream, she sits beside the fire   Having no dream for earth or any lover.   She has forgotten now, or only half remembers,   How children came each year with planting grain   (Warm lips upon her breast)   And you might never \now by looking on her face   How once she loved the wild la\e   And clover sweet with rain.   By ELDER OLSON   (1.) If there is any poetry in any city, I think it lies in the faith   implicit in the building of it. This faith may have influenced me,   together with the sheer wilderness of buildings. But the imminent   Chicago of sweat and smoke seems utterly irrelevant. My poems are   meant to be a hard-fought compromise with reality rather than an   exact picture of it.   (2.) As to the instinctive, I could not say. But intellectually I   have been influenced by the straight lines and the cool severity; and   emotionally, by the conception of so many people, all invisibly and   variously animated, and all following blindly like children after the   Pied Piper.   (3.) You turn again to the dumb endless urging   Of faces like pale leaves past the dim pane.   The silence, surging   In a tall flood li\e sleep, stills wind and rain.   Only the pulsing feet beat ceaselessly   Li\e resolute rain. The faces glimmer white,   The faces li\e pale leaves blown desolately   Past the dim pane.   Thin rain flawing the night.   By SAMUEL PUTNAM   (1.) A man cannot escape his roots; Henry James is our most   American writer. There must be something of Chicago's sap in all   I do; but there is also Salem, Mass., Paris, France, &#151; and that remote,   elusive "Chicago," four-square and satisfying, which I carry around   inside me.   (2.) Emotionally, Chicago is for me a dead love: physically daz   zling, utterly soul-less. That monument of ugliness, the Wrigley   Tower, that miracle of lights on the lake-front once inspired cerebral   creation &#151; once. But now, the wraith of a gesture rises from a buried   stream, and I can only name it: Instinct.   (3.) If I could succeed in writing ten lines that would approxi   mate, to any satisfying degree, such approximations to reality as I   have been able to achieve, I should feel that my job as a writer was   done.   By CARL SANDBURG   (1.) I believe so, though maybe not. What constitute the "essen   tial characteristics" of any city is anybody's guess.   (2.) As a psychologist, I am too much of a hobo to give a reply   of value to your investigation.   (3.) Put the city up; tear the city down; put it up again; let us   find a city.   Let us remember the little violet-eyed man who gave all,   praying, "Dig and dream, dream and hammer, till your   city comes."   The city is a tool-chest opened every day, a time cloc\   punched every morning, a shop door, bun\ers and over'   alls counting every day.   The city is a balloon and a bubble plaything shot to the sky   every evening, whistled in a ragtime jig down the sunset.   The city is made, forgotten, and made again, truc\s hauling   it away haul it bac\ steered by drivers whistling ragtime   against the sunsets."   By PEARL ANDELSON SHERRY   (1.) As far as I am able to discern, Chicago has had no influence   upon me stylistically, though I was born in Chicago and am com   pletely a product of it, never having ventured far away. Neverthe   less, I myself feel that I should have written in very much the same   manner if I had been born anywhere else.   (2.) I have probably been most stimulated by Chicago in a sub   terranean way; unconsciously; that is, instinctively. I have never   deliberately set out to be stimulated by Chicago. What it has given   me it has given of its own accord. That to me is inseparable from   the rest of my experience.   (3.) Clay 'white, flowing as Time flows, without motion,   As through an artery from the heart of the city flows   The river. Pulse of factory; commotion   Of locomotive. Strength follows where the stream flows.   Comatose, with no memory of once the trees and reeds.   Nor memory of shadowed gulls wheeling an arc   Over a young stream between green of elm and of oa\.   Incurious at the where'to scattered seeds.   (Continued on page 74)   34 The Chicagoan       PROMINENTS AND THEIR PETS   The Thirty-First Annual Chicago Kennel Club show,   at the First Regiment Armory, Ivlarch 25, 26, 27,   ma\es timely these photographs by Paul Stone-Raymor ,   Ltd., of lovely young Chicagoans and their charges.   MISSES JEANNE AND KATHERINE STREET AND TINY AND   PEGGY, THEIR PEKINGESE.   MISS VALERIA HARRIS AND CINDERS, HER SPANIEL.   ¦HE-   MISS JANE DARLING AND BUSTER, HER SMOOTH-COATED   FOX TERRIER.   MRS. IRVING M. FAUVRE AND HER FRENCH BULLDOG, FIFI.   March, 1932 35       FEMININE FASHIONABLES AND   MRS. RALEIGH CHINN AND HER WIRE, VIMY RIDGE BLANK CHEQUE MISS JANE MARTIN AND JIMSIE, HER SCOTTISH TERRIER   MISS ADELAIDE ATKINS AND BILLY BLACK, HER SPANIEL MRS. 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BONNIE BALLANTINE   LIBBY TOWN SEND   '   JEAN THACKERY MARGARET HUTH   42 The Chicagoan       WORLD TRAVELER EWINO GALLOWAY   ANCIENT WELSH FAMILY SEAT OF THE CARNAR-   VONS WHO SOUGHT EVEN OLDER RELICS IN EGYPT   LEGENDS AND SONG HANG OVER THE TOWERS OF   RHINE CASTLES AND TERRACED : GERMAN HILLSIDES   The Season Comes Apace   Murmurs from Abroad   By Lucia Lewis   IT all comes of a glamorous spring twilight.   All winter, somehow, Europe is just a   place with a lot &#151; a headachey lot &#151; of   political and financial news. But comes an   unexpected spring day and that queer feeling   in the air, a sense of expectancy, of something   (not prosperity) just around the corner. And   in the wistfulness of twilight one begins think   ing of the way the green of Ireland is splashed   against the ocean, of whitewashed huts shin   ing on old world hillsides, the red apple cheeks   of Brittany children, and a mannerchor tuning   up in a Munich garden.   It is easy enough to forego a trip abroad   when one balances books in midwinter but just   a few dreamy days in early spring, and it be   comes the most important idea of the year.   Certainly, if there is any way at all to accom   plish it, the European trip of 1932 should be   the most pleasant in many many years. Pleas   ant to the purse, for rates on everything are   down to what looks like an absolute minimum   and they tell me hotels, shops, even taxi-drivers   abroad have scaled their charges down to fit   the new-sized purse of the traveler. Then, too,   though this idea may not loom so pleasantly to   the purveyors of travel services, Europe is   going to be more serenely Europe this year.   Paris won't be surrendered to the Americans   for the summer, one won't meet carousing   compatriots and troops of earnest sightseers   wherever one turns, quaint little restaurants   and pleasant hotels won't, be so jammed with   travelers that they must abandon their old   standards, forget charm and "tend hotfoot to   raking in the dollars. Europe, in short, is   twice Europe when one does not stumble over   tourists at every turn.   One of the chief charms   of the continent is the fact that century after   century, whether it be war, famine, or just a   depression, holidays and celebrations go . on   as usual. This year, too, big things are planned   for the fiestas, the races, the Season, and you   will find Paris, Berlin, and all the other high   spots gayer than ever. If you go in for gath   ering the flavor of celebrations you can do any   kind, from the Eucharistic Congress in Ireland   to the May Day celebrations in Moscow.   Goethe is being hoched in Germany as he died   just a hundred years ago.   Even if you travel without much care about   official celebrations they react to the pleasure   of the tourist because special arrangements,   special trips and rates may be used to advan   tage. There are, for instance, several spring   cruises in April in time to make the May Day   in Moscow which give one an opportunity to   do Russia and Europe at just about the happi   est time of the year and at rates lower than   the old low winter rates.   Because of the Eucharistic Congress Ireland   is furbishing up its facilities and making things   easy with exciting zeal. They have a pleas   ant motto in their determination to "modernise   but not vulgarise." Hotels are more comfort   able, transportation is facilitated, but Ireland   retains all its freshness and glamour. Even if   you can spend only a short time in the luscious   isle there is something so eternally refreshing   CANADIAN PACIFIC   CARTS STILL JOUNCE ALONG IRISH ROADS   about its pure greenness, it heathery loveliness   and the magic beauty that hangs over it that   you must stop over. Under a new arrange   ment for the spring and summer season you   can purchase a ten-day contract ticket which   entitles you to travel anywhere you please and   as much as you please on the southern railways   &#151; a nice habit of these European roads which   makes you feel as privileged as a railroad   president.   There are features of   the Goethe celebration which ought to be as   interesting to the traveler in Germany as any   Oberammergau Year. In July at Frankfort   the famous German Saengerbunds, will gather   for an unusually impressive festival. The sing   ing societies are such an integral part of Ger   man culture that anyone interested in the   country should seize the opportunity to hear   them en masse. Goethe was born in Frankfort-   on-Main but left his impress on many places   in Germany. Weimar should be visited, both   for its own sake and because the Goethe house   here is a fascinating spot. The rooms are pre   cisely as they were in the writer's day and   indicate as nothing else could the many-sided   interests and wide culture of the man. Many   fine paintings and treasures collected by him   in his Italian trips are preserved here. The   garden with the trees and bushes he planted   is just as it was when he pursued his botanical   studies and relaxed in its shade. One sees his   book-lined library and working room where   he paced up and down dictating monumental   works and the chair into which he sank calling   for "more light, more light" as he died.   And there is the mark of Goethe in Leipzig   where Auerbach's wine cellar is still redolent   of Faustus and the Student Goethe who sipped   wine in its dim rooms and dreamed of the days   when Faustus rode out of the same cellar on   his winecask. Whatever historians may have   to say about the episode, the tradition endures.   March, 1932 4}       THE HOLIDAY RUSH AND REMISOFF FIGURE State Street   BY RUTH VAN SICKLE FORD   Snow in the Par\, BY AGNES POTTER VAN RYN   Stock, Show, AN ETCHING BY BEATRICE LEVY OF AN EVENT OF THE ANNUAL CLASSIC IN THE INTERNATIONAL   AMPHITHEATRE IN THE UNION STOCK YARDS   44 The Chicagoan       AN ORIGINAL DRAWING BY ROWLANDSON FOR The Tour of Doctor Syntax. The Way of All Flesh by gross.   Winterscape   What's Going On and What Isn't in the World of Art   By Marguerite B. Williams   THE worst news from the front in the   art world is that artists' materials are   not coming down. Dealers in paints   and brushes are sticking to their guns, and are   keeping the price of oil paint ingredients in   the class with such commodities as milk and   telephone calls. The reason for this is that a   large number of people who are now finding   themselves with spare time on their hands   have turned amateur and are dabbling in paint   and clay.   Dropping in at the Art Institute on a Mon   day evening, I found Fullerton Hall full of   people of all ages, avidly making charcoal   sketches by the light of the great crystal chan   delier. A handsome athlete was posing as a   runner and young George Buehr, with paper   and chalks, was doing the coaching. The class   was not drawing to music that night, as they   sometimes do when Dudley Watson presides,   and this may have been the reason why the   drawings were so bad.   Almost as terrible were the oils and water   colors I saw being made in Blackstone Hall,   one afternoon, by 'Nita Burnham's "non-pro   fessionals." They were painting the Gothic   doorways and tombs, making believe they   were on a sketching tour of Spain and Italy.   And what a good time they were having! Only   a kill-joy would dampen such ardor, especially   as the Art Institute needs all the funds it can   get just now.   Everywhere you go to   day you hear of people being initiated into   the rites of painting and modelling &#151; of private   lessons in artists' studios, classes at twenty-five   cents a night at Hull House, and free classes   and free materials for the unemployed at the   Business Men's Art Club. This should be a   banner year for the No- Jury show.   Already the Art Institute has put its stamp   of approval on the amateur spirit. At the   American show there was a naive canvas of a   Victorian mansion 'with swans in the garden   by Dell Norris, and at the Chicago show a   prim bouquet and dish of fruit on a doily   signed Pera B. Both are obscure artists,   never heard of before, apparently amateurs   whose unique personalities outweigh their   technical shortcomings. They are simple souls   with traces of Rousseau's precise and ingenu   ous viewpoint.   Rousseau is the incentive back of the ama   teur movement, yet how many of this new   army of amateurs possess his curious, closed   nature, that never burst open the chrysalis of   childhood? More, of course. There can be   only one Rousseau &#151; which perhaps is just as   well.   The power and pelf of   czars and kings that have passed into retro   spect is brought vividly to mind by two col   lections exhibited here this winter. A crowd   milled about the Czarina's bejeweled easter   egg in the collection of Czarist treasure at   Marshall Field's just as it did about Queen   Marie on her visit here. The gorgeous baub-   ble, in which there is more history than art,   is the last word in the sort of craftsmanship   and niggling display that blossomed so luxuri   antly in the royal families of the past cen   tury. It is covered with pink enamel and dia   monds and has a little screen of landscape   miniatures that folds up inside.   Another souvenir of royal grandeur cal   culated to dazzle the eye of democratic Chi   cago, a product of about the same decadent   period as the Easter egg, is Sir John Nayler's   de luxe book, The Coronation of George IV,   in Mrs. James Ward Thome's collection of   English books at the Art Institute. It is an   "elephant folio," resplendent with gold letter   ing and color plates of gorgeous knights. So   lavish was Sir John's original plan that the   publication had to be toned down before it   could prove anything but a dead loss to its   publishers. Mrs. Thome's copy is one of the   few ever finished on the original grand scale.   Another was owned by the royal family of   Holland.   Mrs. Thome's collection of books and il   lustrations is one of the most entertaining   shown at the Art Institute for a long time. It   displays the many and diverse ways that color   printing, aquatints, Baxter prints and mezzo   tints, were used in eighteenth and nineteenth   century England; and it includes such popular   curiosities as peep shows, spool panoramas,   needle cases, and more pretentious quartos and   folios of scenery and landscape gardening. In   the latter the before-and-after effects of the   gardens were demonstrated by ingeniously   overlapping one picture over another.   A healthy antidote to some of these Vic   torian trifles are the many vigorous works of   Rowlandson, who, as the rollicking old Dr.   Syntax, rides forth on his steed on all kinds   of escapades, principally with the ladies. Al   together Mrs. Thome's collection is an invigo   rating tonic for Anglomaniacs.   Toward the last of the   month Mrs. Thome's books will be replaced   by the etching exhibition which this year,   managed by the Art Institute instead of the   Chicago Society of Etchers, is expected to be   more thoroughly international in scope. It no   doubt will be more modern, whether the sales   records soars as high or not. However, etch   ing has never been as popular with the mod   erns as lithography or wood engraving, partly   because no presiding genius has yet risen to   take the place of Whistler (unless perhaps it   is Griggs), and partly because it is a more   difficult medium. It is perhaps significant that   the French etcher, Laboreur, who has origi   nated such a crisp stylized technique, fell onto   the medium by scratching little pictures on   cartridges when he was in the trenches. What   the English have done to get away from   Whistler's sketchy style has been to return to   the precision and detail of Durer and the first   engravers. Ameri- (Continued on page 64)   March, 1932 45       VERREE TEASDALE   Half of one of the best looking couples who ever   exchanged stage \isses, a pair suggesting the ew   genie Utopia so dear to the heart of Bernarr Mac   Fadden, Miss Teasdales blonde loveliness is a   perfect foil for the dar\ menace of Walter   Wool/. Every evening you may find this stately   lady at the Selwyn Theatre, where her suave   coolness not only thwarts the predatory desires oj   the rampant Woolf, but also tames the play   Wright's most unruly lines into agreeable if   nocuousness. Such experience as hers is neces   sary to play Experience Unnecessary.       Furies in New England   Eugene 0 Neill Transplants Some Well Known Greeks   By William C Boyden   TS Mourning Becomes Electra a great play?   Will ambitious theatre groups revive it in   the year 2032? I approach the question   with humility and a frankly confessed con   fusion. The grandeur of O'Neill's conception,   the almost unbearable torture of some of the   stxii.es, the splendor achieved by the actors   (certainly a factor in testing a play) lead one   to hazard the guess that here is a play destined   for immortality. Yet a vague dissatisfication   gnaws at my intellectual vitals. It is hard to   say exactly why. Perhaps it is that O'Neill   interprets life so much in terms of abnormal   psychology, rather than psychology in terms   of life. Hamlet undoubtedly had his complexes,   but Shakespeare never read Freud, so we are   free to translate Hamlet's actions into terms   of subconscious motives according to our own   conceptions. The modern Electra is definitely   labeled as a girl with a father-fixation follow   ing the paternal image through recurrent   sexual urges. It is so with all O'Neill's char   acters. They act in strict accordance with the   dictates of the Vienna school of psychiatry.   Perhaps O'Neill's plays would more surely   achieve greatness if his people were not   chained so closely to these psychological for   mulas, if they were not removed by their ab   stract quality from the realm of common   recognition.   Judith Anderson and Florence Reed are   magnificent in their heart-chilling renditions   of Electra and Clytemnestra. So bitterly poig   nant is the emotion they project that one is   relieved that a stylization in the Greek tradi   tion &#151; mask-like faces, measured movements,   spaced speeches &#151; tends further to cast a spell   of unreality over the. proceedings. By contrast,   Walter Abel is more literal and believable as   Orestes. He plays with admirable restraint a   part which might tempt an actor to febrile   excesses.   Otto Kruger's Counsel'   lor'at-Law, practicing nightly at the Selwyn,   would probably not be offered a parnership by   Winston, Strawn 6? Shaw or Wilson &amp;   Mcllvaine. Yet this Steuerish sort of lawyer,   with his sensational connivings, is distinctly   topical, colorful and meaty with dramatic pos   sibilities, of which the observant Elmer Rice   has fully availed himself. In fact, the play is   overloaded with plots and local color. All of   which may militate against a second award of   the Pulitzer Prize to Mr. Rice (Counsellor^'   Law is no Street Scene), but does not prevent   the show from being rich and tangy entertain   ment. The photographic detail of law office   routine carries many a chuckle for members   of the trade. There is the gabby phone girl,   the office boy reading the rape cases (I once   fired a lad for just that thing), the bright   young clerk from Harvard who does the work,   the secretary taking down the dangerous tele   phone conversation, and innumerable other   bits of inside stuff. Some criticism of the   Counsellor has been voiced on the ground that   he is an unbelievable character, a modern   Robin Hood, shaking down the rich to spread   largesse among down-and-outers. I submit that   a Ghetto boy who earns $100,000 fees would   act in such a manner. Otto Kruger persuas   ively suggests the Jewish lawyer in everything   but race. The large supporting cast is a   triumph of type-casting, with an extra loud   cheer for Anne Teeman, Mary Servoss and   Clara Langsner," respectively the secretary,   wife and mother of our courtroom hero. Harry   Mervis appears briefly and efficiently.   Shows which have had   Broadway gaga for a season are likely to coast   into considerable Chicago patronage on the   strength thereof. Au contraire, they have to   be pretty hot stuff not to let down those lured   to the theatre by that cajoling Circe whose   modern name is Ballyhoo. The Band Wagon   (Illinois) is a case in point. Spies in the East   ern metropolis have reported that here is the   ne plus ultra of intimate revues. Broadway   has donned sack-cloth because Adele Astaire   is leaving the stage to infuse new blood into   the English nobility. In fact, it has all been   most frightfully important. And the answer?   Well, The Band Wagon may overcome its   handicap, as Three's a Crowd did not, and   bring into circulation a lot of hoarded dol   lars. It contains much bravura stuff, most of   which is contributed by Fred Astaire. This   dapper lad who dances with such marvellous   sense of time seems to be training for the im   minent day when he must work alone. In   deed, Adele does little but second her brother   in such engaging dance numbers as Hoops   and White Heat. Fred is the crux of I Love   Louisa, T^ew Sun in the S\y and the delight   ful Beggar Waltz, as well as serving in the   skits as an able colleague of that droll fellow,   Frank Morgan. Youse raddio fans have heard   High and Low and Dancing in the Dar\, so   why waste space remarking that they are good   songs? Although The Band Wagon is full of   Astaires, no one would classify it "astaireble."   On the contrary, it is good.   When Walter Woolf walks across the   stage one instinctively looks for the soldier   chorus and listens for the first notes of a   stirring march song. And if one is facetiously   minded, he thinks of the climax to that famous   naughty story, "For God's sake, sing!" Yet   Herr Woolf is a wholesome chap with his   halfback physique and unpretentious miming.   To this fact, and to the cool loveliness of   Verree Teasdale, Experience Unnecessary   (Harris) owes its escape from banality.   Rumor hath it that this blunt fable was con   siderably deloused after its New York   premiere. But do not let this deter you, if   you want to shop for a bit of vicarious sex   some warm evening.   The Sandy Hoo\er (Cort) is as brazen as   an urchin sticking out his tongue at a silk-   hatted deacon. Built around one of those   marriages with benefit of alcohol, it gives   Edna Hibbard a chance to insult a high-hat   family to her heart's content and to the not   inconsiderable amusement of the audience. I   wish this Hibbard girl would get a real play.   She puts a pungent edge to her delivery of   the wise-crack so that the offense is fairly   purged from the most meretricious material.   Even here, where license runs riot, her pagan   candor tallies the laughs far ahead of the   blushes. James Spottswood aids and abets.   Maude Adams! The   first toss of her head, while that unforgettable   smile broke in radiance all over her face, swept   aside the memory of a thousand plays and took   me back thirty years to the same Studebaker   Theater (was it the Studebaker?) on a day   when my mother took me to see Peter Pan.   It was my first play, a new world, and one   that has meant much to me ever since. Par   don the moisture in my eyes and the quiver   of my lip. I am not alone in this reverence   for my childhood memory of Maude Adams.   The amazing success of her tour in The Mer   chant of Venice, which would not of itself   draw vast crowds into long neglected theaters,   and in a part which cries loudly for youthful   interpretation, testifies to the well remembered   glamour of her personality. Under the spell   of a childhood infatuation it is difficult, if not   impossible to achieve any sane critical point   of view. My poor reason, struggling through,   tells me that the present production is more   of a stunt than a competent performance of   The Merchant. Certainly Otis Skinner offers   a very blurred and diffused Shylock. Yet   three hours in the company of Maude Adams   is delight enough.   "Wanted &#151; a librettist. Apply stage door   of Grand Opera House. Splendid materials   to work with. Exceptional opportunity for   the right man." If this hypothetical adver   tisement were answered by the right man,   Smiling Faces might be one of Fred Stone's   best shows. The stuff is there; the beloved   Fred himself, dancing more wisely but still   well, struggling to get his usual grotesque   comedy out of some of the stalest gags ever   perpetrated; the decent wholesomeness and   spritely stepping of daughter Paula, greatly   developed in poise now that she has to carry   the filial burden alone; Hope Emerson, the   Tarzan woman; Billy Taylor, the bored boy   with the nimble hoofs; a versatile British lad   named Roy Royston likewise suffering from   a case of senile gagitis; and a quite passable   score. All these spicy condiments ought to   make a good stew. A little doctoring by a   smart chef and the dish can be recommended.   Yascha Yushny is a good business man, as   well as a fair Conferencier (high-hat for Mas   ter of Ceremonies). With a group of about   fifteen performers who appeared to be Russian   peasants, none of them particularly talented,   he put on his Blue Bird Revue in the conven   tional Chauve-Souris fashion, and did a fair   business for a few weeks at the Studebaker.   March, 1932 47       Of Thee I Sing   A Distinguished Chicagoan Salutes the First President   By Robert Pollak   THE fact that John Carpenter's Song of   Faith, for chorus and orchestra, drew   as much comment from local society   editors as from local musical critics is no true   indication of the merits of the piece. The   sculptured bust, symphonic poem or lengthy   ode prepared with malice aforethought for   some public occasion rarely turns out to be an   enduring success. The hullabaloo in the news   papers over Carpenter's work can only be con   fusing to those of us already bothered by   Representative Sol Bloom's private celebration   in honor of one George Washington. It must,   in fact, be disturbing to Carpenter himself   whose admiration for Washington bespeaks it   self so eloquently in the text and score of   the Song of, Faith. I cannot imagine that he   is impressed with the contemporary effort to   sell Washington back to the country with   press agent and camera man. Nor is it his   fault that the deliberate timeliness of the Song   of Faith evokes more hysterical adulation than   dignified appraisal.   It is almost enough to say of this particular   opus that it specifically avoids the self -con   sciousness connected with bicentennials, jubi   lees, flag-raisings and unveilings, and that it   lacks any suggestion of musical chauvinism.   The line of the composition is spare and re   strained, but never austere. The first sec   tion, in which the chorus is introduced with   the phrase "Come now, hear our song," is   singularly moving and sweet. In fact when   ever Carpenter's text calls for placid and ten   der orchestral moods the composition speaks   with a magistral voice. It slips from its own   standard in only one spot, where the chorus   enters on the words, "Oh, hear the band, the   Yankee band." At this point neither the   thematic treatment nor the character of the   climax is wholly satisfying. Carpenter, his   own Narrator and a good one, reads from an   invisible post excerpts from the writings of   Washington. "We must not despair, the   game is yet in our hands." This single sen   tence, pregnant with meaning for the Ameri   cans of 1932, illuminates Carpenter's purpose   in writing the Song of Faith. If his music is   meant to comfort and encourage, it succeeds.   The choral duties for this twentieth pro   gram of the Symphony season fell to Noble   Cain's choir which sang a Bach motet a cap'   pella and a foursome of songs. To Cain must   go generous credit for training so skillfully a   non-professional group. As a choirmaster he   is sometimes an unpleasant extremist. His   Bach was too fast, too brilliant. He demands   the most dramatic contrasts in dynamics and   as a result much of his production is without   nuance or subtlety. In delicate works like   Morley's madrigal Fire, Fire, My Heart his   group is magnificent.   Mr. Stock was in evidence only in the Car   penter cantata and in that same composer's   Adventures in a Perambulator, a marvelous   suite that has remained delightfully fresh in   spite of its eighteen years. It belongs in the   charming world of Moussorgski's T^ursery and   Debussy's Children's Corner.   Harold Bauer, appear   ing as soloist at the Thursday and Friday Sym   phony pair, February 18 and 19, proved a   distinct disappointment. Long known as a   Schumann specialist, he chose to play the   familiar A minor Piano Concerto, a work that   depends on modern pianism to submerge its   less pleasant aspects. Bauer, unlike Cortot   and Gieseking who make this concerto an un   forgettable musical experience, treats it with   a plethora of rubato and romance. Nor is he   enough of a technician to maintain the pace   of the third movement, which should dash   rather than lumber along. He even holds to   the dated pianistic habit of allowing the left   hand to strike the keyboard slightly before the   right, a device that was supposed to stir the   emotions in the days of Thalberg and   Kalkbrenner.   Bauer's ensemble playing, however, in the   fifth Bach Concerto was exquisite and the   Messrs. Liegl and Mischakoff served bravely   with him. The Bach was the oasis in an other   wise arid program, lying between the Schu   mann and Bloch's Helvetia. The great   Genevese is certainly not at his best in this   overlong symphonic fresco. He handles his   orchestra, as usual, with fine cunning and   draws fascinating combinations from the   wood-wind choir. But the apostrophe to the   land of the cheese and the yodel wants origi   nal thematic material. It is hardly represen   tative of Bloch at his best.   T he Woman's S y m '   phony Orchestra, Ebba Sundstrom as skipper,   gave its fourth program of the season on   February 15 at the Goodman and a goodly   crowd was there. As I am not essentially a   gallant fellow I cannot hand Miss Sundstrom   and her associates any gratuitous enconiums.   It seems to me that the chief value of her or   ganization lies in the fact that it gives several   score young ladies the chance to have a lot of   fun playing classical music. They tackled, for   example, the Chausson B flat Symphony with   great good will and if at intervals distressing   sounds arose from the horn section I can't see   that it matters much. An institution like the   Woman's Symphony is born from the innate   desire of every instrumentalist to do a little   ensemble work once in a while. The gals   probably sacrifice considerable leisure and do   some tall travelling to get to rehearsals. They   have all the trimmings too, including neat uni   forms and an annotated program book: Go   around to hear them some time.   Herr Christiansen brought the St. Olaf   Lutheran Choir into Orchestra Hall on the   same evening. His offerings were not as strik   ing as usual but he did present a Bach motet   for Double Chorus, Be K[ot Afraid, and set   tings of two German Christmas songs that   were sheerly lovely in their pious tenderness   and simplicity. The quiristers of St. Olaf   continue to sing like angels and I am still   naive enough to wonder how they manage to   get away on pitch without the assistance of   some tuning instrument.   T here is a tall, lean   gentleman in New York named Russell Ben   nett who has been represented on the pro   grams of the Lewisohn stadium concerts at one   time or another. He is beginning to win con   siderable recognition as a composer in the mod   ern language. He leads a double life, how   ever, the other half in Tin Pan Alley where   he arranges musical comedy and revue scores   for Youmans, Gershwin and Arthur Schwartz.   He could be heard at work in the scorings for   The Band Wagon, the Dietz-Kaufman   Schwartz revue that has been on display at   the Illinois Theatre. A pit orchestra in dire   need of rehearsal did its best to damage Ben   nett's labors. But it could not wholly obscure   the bright harmonies of a master-craftsman.   The Schwartz tunes have by now wandered   all over the country. You and you have heard   Dancing in the Dar\, High and Low and   Louisa. Bennett's arrangements give them   such extraordinary harmonic vitality and flavor   that they crowd thousands of cheap American   "art songs" into the waste basket.   And while we're still in vulgar circles con   sider George Gershwin, a Study in American   Music, written by Isaac Goldberg and pub   lished by Simon and Schuster. It may strike   you as superfluous to pen a biography of a   young man still in his thirties. But Gershwin   is unique in the American musical scene. This   book comes at a time when the composer is   seriously thinking of abandoning the idiom of   the Rhapsody in Blue and the Piano Concerto.   There have been two distinct Gershwins al   ready, the writer of musical comedies and the   jazz symphonist. George III could very well   haul himself up beside Ravel and Stravin   sky, is not far short of them now. Goldberg's   book is full of racy detail and is copiously il   lustrated pictorially and musically.   Wax- Works   VICTOR-RCA releases during the last   four weeks have been quite exciting.   Choice long-playing records (program trans   criptions to you) continue in good demand.   The long-playing apparatus, like the horseless   carriage, is apparently here to stay. We hear,   indeed, that Victor will shortly offer a com   bination machine for around $130 that will   include radio and gramophone motor for the   old and new record speeds. It will eliminate   the automatic record changer which is O. K.   with this department. The darned thing   makes us nervous.   Topping the list of pressings by Victor is   the Rachmaninoff (Continued on page 66)   48 The Chicagoan       WILLIAMSON AND MANUEL   Gavin \S/illiamson and Phil Manuel, duo'pianists and duo'harp'   sichordists, both gentlemen of Chicago, have concentrated for the last   six years on ancient music, revealing it in the grace of its nativity   by the use of the instrument for which it was written, the harpsichord.   They contend mildly that the modern piano fails to do justice to   much of Bach, Couperin and Scarlatti. To know them and their   talent is to enter unfamiliar musical territory arid to be convinced.   Both artists will be heard in the fall when they will play in and   direct an ancient musical festival.       Fact, Fiction and Greek Tragedy   Singly and in Combination   By Susan Wilbur   1IKE many another native, my first acquaint   ance with foreign parts was through   the lectures of our distinguished fellow   townsman, Mr. Elias Burton Holmes. Pretty   scenery. Queer costumes. By the time I got   there in person, however, Europe was not so   different from America as one had been led   to suppose. Except of course that it was a bad   place to be thirsty. No chocolate sodas outside   Paris and London, even if raspberry lemonades   in Germany. And presently even Mr. Holmes   was put to it to show that Europe had ever   been different. Along with his new ones, he   would show pictures from twenty, even forty,   years ago. And at that the most peculiar thing   was our own costumes as sightseers.   Nowadays, however, a new queerness is   developing in practically all foreign parts. A   queerness more queer than Marken or an Irish   jaunting car at their palmiest. Not exactly a   thing you can photograph, but nonetheless   something that shows up in the foreground. I   mean, of course, these new governments.   Governments are the prima donna of all the   spring travel books. In Afoot in Italy, John   Gibbons undertook a mild stunt for a London   paper: to go to Calabria by train, boat, or   what not, and then walk back. But wherever   he hits a utility of any sort, viva Mussolini   springs forth from his pages even as from the   surrounding walls and billboards. Ray Long   went to Russia to get manuscripts. Did get at   least one good one: The Volga Falls to the   Caspian Sea. But does An Editor Loo\s at   Russia have a word to say about literary life   in Leningrad or Moscow? Not one. Or, to   leave Europe for the moment, take A Persian   Journey, by the artist Fred Richards. At first   glance this would appear to be a pretty-pretty   book such as was written about Persia in the   good old days: the decaying glories of Shiraz   and Isfahan, a visit to the tomb of Omar   Khayyam. The shrewdness of the text might   for a few pages appear to be due only to the   fact that an artist is capable of superior obser   vation in visual matters. You get no farther   than the opium harvest, however, before begin   ning to scent administrative problems. And   by the end you have had a fairly complete   survey of the energies of Riza Khan. Arabia   Felix, by Bertram Thomas, is an account of   the exploration of the last hitherto unexplored   fragment of the earth's surface. The aim of   the expedition was in explicit ways scientific.   Head measurements, for instance, that Mr.   Thomas compares diagrammatically with those   made by Henry Field in another part of   Arabia. But that which remains most clearly   in the reader's mind after all is said and done   is the tribesmen's elaborate substitutes for   government.   There are of course ad   vantages to seeing Mourning Becomes Electra.   Your visitor from the country, as someone re   marked to me the other day, will be able to   go home saying that he saw three shows and   had a dinner tendered him in a downtown   hotel. On the other hand, it is cheaper, and,   since there are degrees of everything, less   fatiguing, to read Mr. O'Neill's latest in book   form. But whichever way you may have tried   it, this presence of psycholanalyzed Greek   tragedy in the air certainly does things to you.   What it did to me was this. It made me see   in Doctor Evans' book about Mrs. Abraham   Lincoln an authentic Greek tragedy. On the   face of it nothing could be more clinical. Mary   Todd's emotional instability is traced to its   every possible origin in heredity and in up   bringing. It is also a book that brings many   things to light, notably in connection with the   half life of Mrs. Lincoln's Chicago years, and   Tad's death here. But through it all, Mrs.   Lincoln somehow emerges as the sort of figure   that the Greek gods or the Eumenides or some   body had a way of singling out to make an   example of. It is of course permitted to each   of us to imagine ourselves in the White   House, even as it was permitted the soldiers   of Napoleon to imagine marshal's batons in   their knapsacks. But with Mary Todd, the   White House appears to have been something   to learn French for, to go to dancing school,   to marry for. And having attained it, she ap   pears to have approached it with that very lack   of humility that the Greeks had a word for.   Whereupon one thing after another happened   to her just as things happen in the Oedipus.   Big things, terrible things, such as can only   happen to someone who has a long way to fall.   A book has just been   published bearing the somewhat inconclusive   title page My First Husband, by His First   Wife. And the names of husband and wife   are so well faked that there isn't a slip from   the first page to the last. However, should you   be in any real doubt as to their identity, just   ask Marcella Burns Hahner, Hariot Smith,   Lloyd Lewis, or some other correctly spelled   neighbor of yours who happens to be men   tioned in the course of the narrative. As the   slightly Actionized account of a notable liter   ary falling out, this book compares favorably   with that somewhat more Actionized account   of the Sinclair Lewis matrimonial troubles that   was published not so very long ago. And as an   again slightly Actionized &#151; Kenwood Avenue   changed to Woodlawn, and two good stories   about Maxwell Bodenheim telescoped into one   &#151; account of the Chicago newspaper world,   beginning about twenty years ago, when a   woman reporter was a rara avis, and the   Fifty-Seventh Street studios were in their   golden age, it compares most favorably with   such rections of Margaret Anderson's Thirty   Years War as concern us.   There are two sorts of   horror stories, and there are two ways of writ   ing either kind. One kind and one way are   exemplified in May Sinclair's new book: The   Intercessor and Other Stories. Spiritual hor   ror as Poe knew how to heighten it, or Henry   James in The Turn of the Screw, and yet so   completely 1932 as to leave no room for any   archaic softening. There is also physical hor   ror and the manner of writing that makes it   an everyday affair. For this mixture, turn to   Erskine Caldwell's Tobacco Road. Here we   are asked to contemplate such remains of a   Georgia farming community as have not yet   migrated to the factories in Augusta. There   is no food: you would rob your son-in-law   of a stack of turnips he had carried twelve   miles, and your son-in-law would never offer   you one. A dent in the local Aimee McPher-   son's new Ford is more serious than the death   of the wagon driver you bumped, and on the   other hand neither dents, spoiled upholstery   nor burned bearings really matter, so long as   the thing still goes, however wheezily. Or you   may look at it this way: Tobacco Road is the   sort of book about Georgia that Caradoc Evans   has written about Wales.   iSAemoirs of a Diplomat,   by Constantin Dumba, former Austro-Hun-   garian Ambassador to the United States &#151; you   think a minute, and presently with the aid of   a newspaper cartoon or two you remember   about a letter inopportunely found by British   authorities upon James Archibald, and presi   dent Wilson's difficulty in getting the ambassa   dor involved to go home. Up to the moment   of this debacle, however, nothing could be   more to the good than Count Dumba's diplo   matic experiences: London, Paris, St. Peters   burg, all at their most gilded and most exciting,   Serbia at the time when King Alexander and   Queen Draga were murdered, and then   Washington.   Many novelists in the past year or two have   spun stories having a Victorian background.   Philip Gibbs' The Golden Tears is, however,   the last word in Victorian stories. A book   which has a Victorian background so minute   that it would be a lucky history that did the   thing half as well, and a story not made of a   new cloth to fit it, but of the very fabric of   the Victorian era itself.   The upshot of Olga Knopf's Art of Being   a Woman is that one should neither attempt   to be a she-woman nor yet an imitation man,   but concentrate one's efforts upon becoming   a real human being. The whole range of   Adlerian psychoanalysis is lined up to point   this admirable moral.   Frank Lloyd Wright's autobiography, orig   inally announced for November, now has a   definite date pinned to it, namely March 30.   The delay is said to be due to the author's   having had a hand in the designing.   As an antidote to the findings of our first   paragraph or two, try Philippine, wherein   Maurice Bedel makes as bold with Mussolini's   Italy as he made with the love life of the new   Norway in what was perhaps the only funny,   if not the only shocking, novel that ever got   the Goncourt prize.   50 The Chicagoan       Sisters   Under   The Sin   At the Suggestion of the Gentleman from Iowa   By William R. Weaver   BEHOLD, good people, Fro\en Garbo   and Frau Dietrich, of Stockholm and   Berlin, of Hollywood and Gopher   Prairie, just now of Paris and Shanghai &#151; in   Mata Hari and Shanghai Express &#151; and always   of the primrose path. Look upon them,   friends, through Artist Sampson's half-shut   lids, lids half -shut by Artist Sampson in hope   of discovering in those leveled eyes, upon those   curling lips, or behind those tilted foreheads,   whatever it may be that stirred the august   Senator Smith Wildman Brookhart [radical,   la., as the newspapers bracket him} to demand   a senate investigation.   Now, if you've followed directions faith   fully, open the eyes and look again.   There- &#151; and now where are you? Of course   it depends more or less upon how well you   have followed instructions, and more or less   upon whether you live right and whether   you've been reasonably healthy since child   hood and things like that, but if you saw pic   tures of a couple of fairly good looking picture   gab who happen to be getting the breaks this   season you are over here on this side of the   chalk line with Sampson and me.   If you saw something else, raveling moral   fabrics, reeling social structures, crashing civi   lisations, you are standing over there on the   other side of the chalk line with the gentleman   from Iowa, fingers tip to tip, lips pursed,   cheeks slightly inflated and brow a little moist.   We, on our side of the chalk line, think that   people on the other side of the line are nuts.   That is, most of them. Not Senator Brook-   hart. It isn't form to think that about a sena   tor, and it's unthinkable to say it.   Perhaps I'd better explain, before this be   comes more involved than it is, that die sena   tor's recent declarations brought it upon you.   They were, in case you have acquired the habit   of skipping Senator Brookhart 's declarations in   print, to the effect that the screen is going to   the dogs again, this time by way of a notice   able upcurve &#151; as pertains to picture plots, not   picture people this season &#151; in prevalence of   the thing less forthright souls refer to on   necessary occasion as the oldest profession.   Senator Brookhart's word for it, like the one   the Greeks had, is shorter and uglier, but the   senator was speaking for newspaper publica   tion and the competition for quotation is   keener than it used to be. He broke in.   1 don't know exactly   why this or any assertion by the gentleman   from Iowa should annoy me, but this one does.   Probably I'm pretty tired of reading that the   cinema, with which I've been associated all my   life without forfeiting the seeming respect of   friends, family or fellow men, is toting the   world off to perdition. I don't believe it. I've   been exposed, at least once and in many cases   repeatedly, to the best and the worst that   Hollywood, Broadway and the Continent   have produced. If the good senator were cor   rect in his hypothesis of evil example, as he   undoubtedly believes he is, I should be a very   dreadful fellow indeed, a sinner de luxe, a   scoundrel schooled beyond perfection in the   artifices of scoundrelry, a veritable masterpiece   of iniquity. And so, of course, would the   senator. I assure you, with the conviction   born of my own happy experience, he is not.   However, the senator and I have more in   common than this mutual exposure to ' many   movies. Senator Brookhart's home is in Iowa.   Mine was. I got away. The senator didn't   &#151; well, of course he spends a lot of time in   Washington nowadays &#151; and living too long in   Iowa does one thing or another to you. It   got Mr. Smith Wildman Brookhart elected   senator.   To get elected senator in Iowa you have to   do certain things, think certain thoughts, com   plain of too little rain or too much, refer to   your state as the garden spot of the world,   call everybody by his first name and get your   name into the Des Moines Register 'Tribune   and the Chicago Tribune as advocating or pro   testing something at least as often as anyone   else does. And, after election, you have to   sustain your battling average.   With Iowa as your base of operations, this   is not easy to do. You've got to reach out for   something to advocate or protest. In a bad   season you take what you can get, and if it   turns out to be the cinema, which happens to   be the single diversion for which Iowans pay   cash, you demand a senate investigation and   employ an extra stenographer to handle and   index the fan mail from your constituents. If   your distinguished colleagues are too busy   thawing frozen economic machinery to carry   on your investigation, you should worry.   You've done your duty and the dirt farmers   have had their money's worth, even if they   haven't any money.   And yet I may be wrong   about Senator Brookhart. After all, I've been   away from Iowa quite a spell. Never heard   tell o' the fella afore I left; guess 'e musta   sprung up sudden like. Maybe the good man   really believes that the sturdy agriculturists   who drive their Fords into Muscatine, Water   loo, Sioux Falls and Marshalltown on a Sat   urday, to drop in at the bank, compare crops   and dirty stories -with the boys in front of the   cigar store and treat the missus to a movie   'long about dusk, is going to take a long,   lingering look at the Dietrich legs and be off   next morning in a cloud of Iowa dust to join   the Foreign Legion. If he believes anything   like that he hasn't known as many farmers as   I have. I've known enough of them to know   that they put blinkers on the livestock when   The Chief whisks La Garbo through the east   forty.   Mistaken or not, sincere or not, and whether   his colleagues investigate the matter or merely   dash to their neighborhood cinemas in search   of all this sinful celluloid, the gentleman from   Iowa is inconsiderate. He would have the   scented Garbo and the silken Dietrich don   misses' frocks and play sweet heroines. They'd   starve to death at it, and then they'd have   to be sent back to their respective fatherlands   and is that any way to promote international   amity? No, say I, and I speak for my grimy   old friends on the fair plains of Iowa, a   thousand times no. You worry about some-   thin' else, Senator, and leave this here now sin   to we'uns who knows more about it. The   hired hands ain't drinkin' near the silage they   was a piece back, an' that's more farm relief   than you've gotten fer us in yer hull term.   March, 1932 51       IF YOU BEGIN AT THE TOP RIGHT CORNER YOU SEE FIRST ONE OF   REBOUX'S DASHING ITALIAN MILANS FROM CARSON'S FRENCH   SHOP.   SECOND, A PLIABLE BLACK STRAW CAP FROM MILGRIM'S SHOWS   AN UNUSUAL LINE ABOUT THE FACE AND SPRIGHTLY LITTLE   STIFFENED VEIL.   THEN A WOVEN WHITE STRAW BOUND IN RED KID IS FINISHED   BY A WHITE KID BOW ON THE CROWN, ALSO BOUND IN RED.   MARSHALL FIELD.   IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER A PERFECT HAT FOR THE SPRING   TAILLEUR WITH BRIM TURNED UP IN BACK AND STIFFENED RIB   BON TO ADD FURTHER HEIGHT. SAKS-FIFTH AVENUE.   DOWN THE OUTER BORDER MILGRIM'S BROWN BRIMMED HAT OF   RODIER'S TRANSPARENT WOOL IS WREATHED HALFWAY ABOUT   THE CROWN IN LUSCIOUS YELLOW DAISIES.   THE VEILED GAGE HAT IN NAVY BLUE STRAW IS BOUND IN A   ROLL OF CHARTREUSE RIBBON AND WINDS UP INTO A GAY LITTLE   ACORN OF STRAW AT ITS PEAK.   BETTY WALES DOES A CASUAL FABRIC HAT IN NAVY BLUE AND   TIES THE CROWN WITH A BAND AND LARGE SOFT BOW CHECKED   IN RED AND WHITE.   IN THE INNER ROW, UNDER THE WHITE STRAW, IS ANOTHER HAT   FROM MARSHALL FIELD'S DEBUTANTE SALON. THE TILTED   CROWN IS DISTINGUISHED BY THE CLUSTER OF BUDS, ALSO IN   MILAN.   LEMMONIER DOES A PERFECT KNOCKABOUT HAT FOR CARSON'S   FRENCH ROOM IN A TUCKED FELT BRIM AND WIDELY CROCHETED   CROWN.   IN THE SAKS HAT AT THE BOTTOM MARIA GUY PERCHES FLOW   ERS IN TWO TONES OF BLUE BEHIND THE LEFT EAR ON A BLACK   STRAW.   ONE OF THE VERY NEWEST EFFECTS OF THE SEASON IS THE   HALO OF PLEATED WHITE RIBBON ON A BLUE STRAW FROM GAGE   BROTHERS; LOWER LEFT.   x iVau^   / a i   5k --''r- ^tTi   Clever People &#151; These Milliners       Verve's the Word   Spring Tonics from the Hat Salons   By The Chicagoenne   IT'S about time to take your medicine, and   you'll like it too. I don't know how we   could drag through the last drab month of   winter and the first unprepared days of spring,   if the milliners didn't dash up just in time with   their tonic contributions. This spring hats are   more than tonics, they are so exhilarating that   it looks as if a dash of champagne had been   mixed in the brew. Hats are so very unusual   and diverse that it isn't a bad idea at all to   vary one's usual method and .plan a costume   around the hat instead of choosing it as an   accessory to the suit or frock. The new hats   axe the kegs, to the season &#151; they show you how   to be rakish, picturesque, coquettish, mysteri   ous &#151; almost any quality you choose.   But whatever their type, nearly all of them   are &#149;worn at the new anglej tilted to the right   and forward over the right eye, high in back   with much interest concentrated at the left   back. Just to be different of course some of   the smartest hats are set squarely on the head   but even these do tricky things with the brim   or trimming to give that provocative raised   and dipped line. There are many new fab   rics, but straws reign quite supreme. Milan   appears everywhere, frequently in a new   lustered finish, and always intricately twisted,   tucked and pleated like the most supple fab   ric And rough straws, braided straws,   crocheted straws &#151; oh straws and straws.   The basic colors are the fashionable spring   tones, many blacks, blue in every shade of the   spectrum, and all sorts of variations on browns   and beiges. But the kick comes in the dash of   contrast very often used in trimming &#151; bril   liant reds, pinky beige, mustard yellows and   many many greens. Lots of ribbon on the   more tailored hats and quite a bit of velvet for   bands and bows. Designers are always fond   of flowers in early spring and this year they   have so many effective ways of using them   that it looks as if they would carry on more   persistently than usual.   Maria Guy uses a clus   ter of flowers in two tones of blue on the side   of the black straw from Saks-Fifth Avenue.   Another stunning Saks hat with the new small   brim and larger crown (seen in the sailor type   frequently) has a shiny cire ribbon drawn   through a slash in the crown down to a clus   ter of exquisite ivory and aqua-green glazed   flowers tucked over the left ear. Agnes   fringes white velvet to make the flower on a   Milan beret in Carson's French Room. The   Milgrim hat shown has an intriguing chain of   yellow daisies. Daisies, lilies of the valley,   white roses, flowers everywhere, and they are   so springlike and fresh that no one should be   without at least one flower bedecked creation.   The sailor motif is evident in many new   hats, though so softened and tilted that you   couldn't possibly relate them to the uncom   promising things we used to wear to school.   Look at the dashing black Milan sailor from   Field's French Room with its clever brim and   new crown. Carson's show another in rough   brown straw with the rather square Spanish   crown and gracefully tilted brim. This has a   very narrow band of twisted brown and dull   chartreuse ribbon and is worn with a fetch   ing short veil that makes you feel for all the   world like a caballero or whatever it is they   have in the land of bullfights and student   uprisings.   Another type in high favor is the beret.   This thing has as many lives as a cat. Up it   bounds season after season, but always with   some new twist to make one think it's some   thing entirely different. The 1932 berets are   different, too. The crown is pulled away over   to the side and forward but to avoid the fall-   ing-off-the-right-side effect a wide band an   chors it about the left side and back.   Sometimes the crown is pulled into the little   peak beloved of Agnes and Talbot, sometimes   it is built up to create an almost square or   rounded effect, in others it is squashed flat into   the tricky pancake crown. But all of them have   a decidedly new slant and many of them new   dignity combined with the engaging youthful-   ness that makes the beret so flattering. Then   there is the shepherdess hat with its gay little   flat crown slanting down towards the face,   brim tilted up in back, about as blithe a thing   as they have evolved for many seasons. Agnes   did one for Carson's in black straw with a   huge cluster of red velvet bows at the back,   delightfully dramatic on the right person.   Even the soft sports hats have the tilt and the   cocky brim. A gay little brown wool hat at   Saks, dotted all over in tiny beige dots, has its   narrow tilted brim fringed at the edges. The   beige felt shown from Carson's is by Lem-   monier in a tilted brim with the crown in an   openwork crocheted pattern.   I he way unusual fab   rics are introduced in trimmings is a pretty   interesting trend too. That cocky little black   Milan from Marshall Field's tops off the faint   ly pointed crown with three little flowers   fashioned, of all things, of Milan &#151; and a very   crisp, tailored little finish it makes. Ever so   many of the new hats have the crown, es   pecially the slightly pointed variety, topped off   with a dash of flower or bow &#151; oh loads and   loads of bows. Another Field hat in an un   usual woven white straw bound in red kid   peaks its crown with a white leather ribbon   also bound in red, the ends drawn through the   straw and appearing again in back. Here too   I saw a blue and white checked fabric in a   sports hat topped off with a double bow of   white grosgrain. Now and then one sees a   toque effect (drawn high on the left however)   made entirely of flowers but these are pretty   passing and only for the Irene Bordoni type   anyway.   At Milgrim 's they are doing fascinating   things with a fascinating Rodier fabric, fine   wool, so fine in fact that it is quite trans   parent. The brimmed hat illustrated is of this,   with the brim slightly stiffened so that it holds   the attractive swooping line so essential these   days. And another unusual fabric used here   is a softly gleaming straw, handsewn on a   foundation, so that it looks like small over   lapping triangles of conventionalized leaves.   The whole thing gives the rough straw effect   so greatly refined that it is like none of the   wide braided straws so much used. In a brown   sailor the effect is like softly polished walnut.   This sailor, incidentally, shows all the new   things that are being done to this classic type-   The crown is low and squarish, rounded at   the top, the brim points gaily to heaven at the   left and swoops down towards the chin at the   right, and the band in a beige cire ribbon ends   in three bows at the back, two above the brim   and one beneath. The gob-like hat has also   undergone a transformation. On a blue shiny   straw at Milgrim's the turned up brim is   pulled into a jaunty little peak over the right   eye, the brim banded in heavy white grosgrain   and ending in the inevitable bow in back.   You'll like these with your spring suits.   Excited murmurs are heard here and there   predicting the revival of the very large hat.   Some of them, like the tilted, turned-up crea   tion shown in the upper left corner are al   ready causing quite a stir. But Reboux is go   ing even farther and has actually introduced   a 1932 model of the Merry Widow hat &#151; did   you ever? The French Room of Carson's is   showing this and tells us that by the time sum   mer comes we'll all be billowing about under   these in fluttering garden party frocks. These,   incidentally, are among the few of the sea   son's designs that are set squarely on the head   and will not compromise with tilts or tilt with   compromises as you will.   And will you look at all the veils that are   floating about! None of them looks messy   either&#151; until the dollar-eighty-eight places get   hold of the idea. On many hats the wisp of   veil (ha! try that "wisp of veil" when your   tongue gets thick) is quite essential to the chic   of the hat. The veil, to be right, should really   be an integral part of the hat design and very   short, never below the nose. Some of them   are ingeniously ruffled about the hat brim to   fall gracefully, others are stiffened slightly. In   one of the hats illustrated the veil is so stiff   ened that it stands away from the face and   forms a very fetching halo. The smart gel   can do quite a bit with this idea.   These hats require something new in hair   arrangements, as they expose the most hair   ever seen outside of a hat. But that's the   hairdresser's job and Marcia Vaughn tells you   all about it in this issue.   Anyway, be sure you have a lot of hair   drawn over towards the left and devote more   attention to this side than you ever did, for   that is the side that makes the whole effect   cock-eyed unless it is filled out.   March, 1932 53       for the formal   daytime occasion   There is the correct dress decreed for Easter   (or any formal) Day wear by custom and the   designers of men's clothes. And there is the   strictly utilitarian garb for Easter that would   be worn by the dyed-in-the-wool (for warmth)   pessimist or the man who is always catching   cold and getting the sniffles. The latter outfit   ought to consist of an oilskin, a pair of hip   boots, a sou'wester and an umbrella. But   this page has to do with the former.   The coat and trousers for formal daytime   occasions must be correct and fine to the   most minute detail. The gentleman on the   left is wearing a cutaway coat, with waist   coat to match, of imported cheviot, superbly   tailored in the one button (two if you wish)   style and lined with silk. The trousers, of   worsted, are made to hang properly and are   striped in the newest manner. Spats are   worn. From The Men's Store, Carson Pirie   Scott &amp; Company.   The gentleman on the right wears a one-   button cutaway of imported cheviot and an   odd waistcoat. The striped trousers are of   worsted. The light grey Ascot tie, with a   pearl scarf pin, is very smart and a bit more   formal than the bow tie worn by the figure   opposite, although the bow is equally proper.   The gloves are white short-gauntlets and the   shoes are cloth-topped. From Capper &amp;   Capper.   At the bottom, on the left, are two odd waist   coats, single and double breasted. They may   be of buff colored, pearl-grey or white cloth.   Marshall Field &amp; Company offer a striking   assortment.   The silk hat and stick are from A. Starr Best,   Inc. The stick is ebony, topped by ivory or   silver.   Anderson &amp; Brothers show shirts for formal   day wear such as the one on the right, either   bosom or demi-bosom pleated. The hand   kerchiefs are a fine, imported linen with   hand-rolled edges.   54 The Chicagoan       EVEN LONG HAIR IS COILED CLOSE TO   THE HEAD BY DELGARD: DOROTHY GRAY   SOMETHING has been going on. A   I secret attack on our composure has been   instigated. And we don't realize that we   are caught in the ambush till we find ourselves   before a mirror trying on some new little love   from Paris. It may be a love in the hand but   it turns to ashes on the head. These hats, if   you can call them hats, just don't cover any   thing at all. Possibly the right eye is com   pletely shielded but the hair &#151; well, it had bet   ter be a crown of glory now or heaven help   you.   Even if you are pretty proud of the sheen,   the soft wave, the healthy glory of your   tresses, these hats demand even more. When   the entire left side of your head is exposed to   the elements, when the back of la chapeau   tilts towards heaven you must be prettee care   ful of the line along the side of the face, the   curls or bun or what have you at the nape of   the neck. (Buns, for that matter, seem to be   vanishing as the winter snows in sunny   weather.) It's all very distressing, until you   find a jewel of a hairdresser who knows that   times have changed and hair must change with   them. Then you can achieve such exhilirating   results with the new hats that the smug cheer   of your face will shine as doth that old candle.   It s not for the hat's sake alone, of course,   that one should seek the perfect hairdress.   There's nothing like the consciousness of a   lovely coiffure to give a new fillip to spring   ASSOCIATED WITH ANTOINE OF PARIS,   PIERRE OF SAKS-FIFTH AVENUE DOES A   DISTINGUISHED SHORT HAIRDRESS   Hair   Apparent   Glory That Is Glory   By Marcia Vaughn   evenings, for the old saying is still true and a   woman's hair is still the crowning glory of   beauty. It may not be as big a crown as of   yore. If she is chic it won't be. Thick hair   now is just something to get rid of. Healthy   it should be, of course, for the most inspired   hairdresser can't gild the lily when there is no   lily. But the modern head is a closely molded   affair &#151; no wildly waving curls, no bushy   thatches, no huge puffs and buns. So the first   thing the artistic hairdresser does is to thin,   expertly underneath, -working like a sculptor   so that the final effect is a smooth glistening   sheath shaped to the perfect head and ingen   iously building up or toning down bad spots   on the imperfect one. Only then does he   tackle the actual hairdress.   I he perfect hairdress is   an individual one. That is why the Garbo bob   looks so completely awful on everyone but   Greta. The styles on this page were created   to suit a particular type and even though two   effects might look alike one would find subtle   modifications suiting the style to certain sculp   tural and personality differences. I've spent   whole afternoons watching Pierre, for in   stance, hovering lovingly over his work and   never did one person look like another when   he was finished.   Certain broad general trends in styles are   evident in the work of the leaders. Word   comes from Paris that Antoine, who is just   about the dean of hairdressers, is cutting a lot   of hair, is fond of wind-blown bobs, is doing   interesting swirls, and everyone begins   snipping and swirling.   It is true that short hair is riding high in   power again. It is also true that smart   Parisiennes did not abandon short hair as com   pletely as we did the past few years. But this   short hair is different. The shingle is still out   &#151; very out. Crisp boyish effects are scorned,   THE WAVELESS CROWN AND SWIRLED   BACK FOR SHORT HAIR ILLUSTRATED IN   THE PIERRE COIFFURE   THE TRENDS TOWARD WIDER AND LOOSER   WAVES SHOWN BY DELGARD   even the wind-blown bob being a very fem   inine version of the style. So we can safely   turn to the shears and feel secure in the   knowledge that our heads will be as soft and   feminine as our clothes.   You will find the better   salons abandoning the dull little roll which has   become too general. As hats veer to the right,   swirls and curls are drawn to the left, to bal   ance the effect. The back, which is exposed   by the high upward tilt of hats, is treated in   terestingly to tiny flat little curls or is cut so   that the hair, though short, ends graciously   and flatteringly not in a sharp clear-cut line   like a man's. Antoine particularly favors the   practically waveless back as he does not feel   that the beautiful curve of the head should be   marred by set ridges but should be accent   uated by smooth swirling hair and soft ends.   Waves as waves aren't very smart anyway.   A permanent is given simply to make the hair   more manageable, not really kinky or even   curly. Then the merest shadow of soft   curves is built into the hair by the finger wave,   but it is remarkable to find how lasting this   shadow is. When a wave has been given by   an expert it can be brushed and combed thor   oughly and then it can be pushed back into   place like an obedient little child. (Only I   never saw a child as docile as these frail look   ing undulations.)   PIERRE DRAWS THE CURLS ON A NEW BOB   FAR TO THE LEFT TO BALANCE THE TILT   OF SPRING HATS: SAKS-FIFTH AVENUE   March, 1932 55       RUDY VALLEE AND HIS DOBERMAN PINSCHER,   TOPSY VON REYNO, NOW IN TRAINING AT THE   RENNELS KENNELS, LAKE VILLA, ILLINOIS.   YOU have probably noted the fact at   the dog shows you've attended that the   Wire Haired Foxterrier nearly always   leads all breeds in the number of entries. Such   an observation ought to give you a pretty fair   idea of how popular they are. And there are   plenty of reasons why the stout little fellow   should be popular, but we'll go into his good   (and he hasn't any bad) points after a couple   of paragraphs about his origin and specifi   cations.   The Foxterrier breed (smooth-coated) is   very old, it seems. The word terrier is derived   from the Low Latin &#151; terrarius meaning "of   the earth." Mr. Funk (or it might be Mr.   Wagnalls this time) says a terrier is a "small,   active, wiry (he doesn't refer to the coat) dog,   adapted to pursue burrowing animals, and   noted for the courage and eagerness with   which it 'goes on earth' in pursuit of vermin."   That pretty well tells the story, although most   city Wires don't have many chances to go to   earth after their quarry.   The old Romans of the days of the Caesars   and the invasion of Britain found, so it is said   their records show, a small dog in Britain that   would follow its quarry to earth. Elizabethans,   too, mention a small dog that hunted fox and   smaller game and was called a terrier. So in   dubitably the present Foxterrier got its start   in life in B. C.   M^OST authorities on Wire   Haired Foxterriers believe that the breed is a   descendant of an old, died-out line of rough-   coated working terriers of southern England   and Wales. They were larger than the pres   ent Wire. The breed was mated with smooth-   A KEESHONDEN, GUELDER CHINCHILLA,   OWNED BY MR. IRVING FLORSHEIM.   56   Barks and   Growls   Wire Haired   Foxterriers   By B . M . Cummings   coated Foxterriers and eventually the W^ire   that we know was developed.   The official standards are these: A fiat skull,   fairly narrow and gradually decreasing in   width to the eyes without too much stop. The   cheeks must not be full. The ears should be   V-shaped, small, of fair thickness, drooping   forward close to the cheek. They ought not to   hang by the side of the head as those of a   Foxhound do. The top of the ear ought to   be well above the level of the skull. The jaws   should be strong and muscular. The eyes and   rims are dark, moderately small and fairly   deep-set. They should be full of fire and life   and intelligence and as nearly circular in shape   as possible. The neck should be clean, muscu   lar with no throatiness, widening to the   shoulders which should be long, sloping and   well laid back. A deep, never broad, chest;   short, level back; deep brisket, yet not exagger   ated and no droop or crouch to the hind   quarters &#151; all these points are necessary. The   coat should be smooth, flat, but hard, dense,   abundant. White should predominate with   touches of black and tan &#151; such as a saddle.   Brindle, red or liver markings are out. The   male is 15^2 inches at the withers; his back,   from withers to root of tail, 12 inches; head   7-7^&lt;4 inches and weight 18 pounds. The fe   male's measurements and weight are propor   tionately lower.   A nd the Wire is popular   because of his brains, breeding, bravery. He   has manners, too, when he wants them. He's   a gay, harum-scarum aristocrat with a mind of   his own. A merry fellow, ever alert, game,   ready for anything whether it be a walk   through the park, a motor ride or the duty of   guard and playmate to the children. He is an   independent fellow, though, and doesn't care   much about being hugged &#151; it's sissy. The lit   tle female, however (it's true of most females,   no matter what breed), doesn't mind cuddling   once-in-awhile. Wires don't bark much, but   they do have sort of a purr. And they're clean,   neat little animals, too; and small and com   pact enough for any size apartment. They're   great for children; we defy you to find a case   on record of a Wire biting, intentionally, a   child. They're sturdy, easily raised, healthy   and as desirable a companion as you can find   anywhere.   I HE Thirty-first annual   show of the Chicago Kennel Club will be held   in the First Regiment Armory on March 25,   26 and 27, Mr. Alexander H. Stewart, presi   dent, has just notified us. Entries are now be   ing received at the Kennel Club offices at   5 North Wabash Avenue.   DOGBERRY BARBED WIRE OF STRATHWAY, AN   EXAMPLE OF WHAT THE PERFECT WIRE HAIRED   FOXTERRIER OUGHT TO BE.   Many nationally known judges of pedigreed   dogs have been selected to officiate. George L.   L. Davis of Westchester, Pa., will judge terri   ers, hounds, schnausers, whippets and poodles.   Bulldogs will be judged by Stephen McPhee   of Chicago.   Ben Rosenheim of Chicago will judge   Chows; Mrs. David Dodge of Denver has   been assigned to a group of small dogs, includ   ing toy spaniels, Mexican hairless, miniature   pinschers, pugs, toy black and tans and others;   foxhounds, pointers and setters will be judged   by Mrs. A. P. R. Sturdee of Albany, N. Y.;   Adolph Baker of Chicago will preside over   German Shepherds; A. F. Shafter of Decatur,   111., will judge sporting spaniels and other   breeds; and A. W. Brockway of Chicago has   been given collies, St. Bernards, Dalmatians   and greyhounds.   Between 1,200 and 1,500 blue-blooded dogs   from the principal kennels of the United States   and Canada are expected to compete for   honors. An unusually large entry list will   come from the Chicago area.   Last year an Irish Setter won best in show.   A large number of champions and interna   tional champions will compete at the coming   show.   Among the early entries from the Chicago   area are airedale terriers owned by Harold M.   Florsheim; Wire Haired Foxterriers and Scot   tish terriers owned by Alex H. Stewart; Irish   wolf hounds and labrador retrievers from the   Barrington, 111., kennels of Thomas M. Howell;   doberman pinschers owned by Maurice V.   Reynolds, and sporting dogs from the kennels   of Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Cooper at Franklin   Park. Illinois.   WALNUT BARMAID OF HARHAM, AIREDALE   TERRIER, MANY TIMES A WINNER   The Chicagoan       A typical Glenn Cove youngster   Glenn Cove   chow kennels   Quality puppies, blacks,   blues, reds. Studs of   America's and England's   best blood lines.   Northbrook, 111. Dundee Rd.   Box 56 1 mile west of   Tel. 234 Sky Harbor   Owners   Mrs. L. M. Davies   Miss Edith L. Dietrich   SPANIELS   Cockers and   Springers   Gentle, mild-mannered,   playful and intelligent.   Because of their natural in   clination toward the scent   ing and flushing of small   game and birds, they are   easily trained for the field.   They are, too, lovable pets   for the home.   Altrock   Kennels   E. E. Altrock,, Mgr.   St. Anne Illinois   Dogberry Barbed Wire Kingsthorp Sand Storm   Puppies for sale by these great dogs.   Harrington, Illinois   Alex H. 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Excellent Qual   ity. From winning stock. Prices very   reasonable.   WE OFFER AT STUD   CH. KING KO KO   Red, Fee $40.00   HIGH SEE   Red, Fee $30.00   MICKI DO   Black, Fee $30.00   MU LI YEN OF   MANCHOOVER   Blue, Fee $40.00   NEE WONG   Red, Fee $25.00   Coats Chow Kennels   (2 miles east of Aurora, Route 18,   Ogden Road)   Ph. Aurora 22289 Aurora, 111.   THE CHICAGOAN   Theatre Ticket Service   Kindly enter my order for theatre tickets as   follows:   (P^y)   ('Second choice)   (T^lumber of seats)   (Date)   ("J^lame)   (Address)   (Telephone)   (Enclosed) $   Attend the Theatre   Regularly, Comfortably, Smartly   By arrangement with the theatres listed below, THE   CHICAGOAN is pleased to assure its readers choice   reservations at box office prices and with a minimum   of inconvenience.   Adelphi   Apollo   Blackstone   Cort   Erlanger   Grand   Great Northern   Harris   Majestic   Playhouse   Princess   Selwyn   Studebaker   March, 1932 57       RUTH PAGE AND GROUP IN WALTZ BY MAURICE RAVEL   Creative Criticism   A Protest in Behalf of Dancer and Dancee   By Mark Turbyfill   FEWER "creative" dance criticisms by   critics might throw more emphasis on   creations by dancers themselves. There   is temptation for dancers to reproduce the   "creations" of the critics. Some dancers, it   would appear, have already yielded to the   temptation. Interpretation or explanation of   what he has done is often so fascinating to a   performer that he seizes upon the interpreta   tion, and incorporates it into his performance,   with the result that the spontaneity and purity   of his emotions and instincts are lost. If the   performer insists upon the critic's explanations   or interpretations, perhaps it is not too much   to say that these should be arranged for before   the performance, along with items such as cos-   tumes, lights, stage direction.   So help me, I'm only chatting this month in   an effort to help keep down the general num   ber of "creative criticisms."   Before seeing Vicente Escudero I had read   of the unparalleled degree of spontaneity in   his dancing. Of his devil may care disdain for   the angle at which his hat might tilt. Of his   impatience with tightness or looseness of waist   coat or jacket. Of his continual readjustment   of them while dancing. Of his beginning a   dance when he feels the urge, and not until   then. I read of all these things. After seeing   Escudero dance I felt that he, too, had read   them.   Depending upon "intuition with certainty,"   I wager that these gestures of Escudero are not   mere reflex action, not an uncalculated doing   on the stage of what might have been attended   to in the dressing room. No. He preens him   self in the dance as a bird its feathers. He   looks like a water-bird, and sometimes moves   as one &#151; a heron, to name it. Apparently he   knows this, too. (See his self -caricatures.)   Besides his guitarist he stands, and taps his   heels as he "waits" for the mood to strike.   While dancing he shifts the brim of his hat up   or down. If he wore a derby and a stick he   would twirl them. He gives his coat lapel a   rough caress. He closes the jacket never meant   to stay closed with a swift movement which is   beautiful because useless.   If Escudero doesn't consciously practice   these gestures; if they aren't part and parcel   of his dance style; then let us suppose that   Charlie Chaplin suspects not the directions of   his feet; that Dr. Freud has never heard of a   complex; and that your humble servant is   totally lacking in that "highest human faculty;   intuition with certainty."   Describing the Gypsy   dance, the Farruca, Havelock Ellis is quoted in   Hurock's brochure, Vicente Escudero and His   Ensemble. Says Ellis: "The movements have   become the eye-baffling darting of swallows."   But in his Farruca, Escudero is, for me, an   other rara avis, viz., a water bird. He thrusts   back shoulders, cranes his neck, and reflects   turmoil in his eyes. He raises his arms, wing   like, and his fingers snap and cry a frenzy. He   flaps and shakes as a heron bewitched. Surely   his violence will break the spell, and the crea   ture can resume the form of a man.   Escudero's dancing, unlike Mary Wigman's,   does not need to be explained. It requires even   less explanation than the dancing of La Argen   tina. One either likes or has no taste for the   almost electric energy and virility which char   acterize his movements. I know a playwright,   director, and globe-trotter who is prostrate   with appreciation when he leaves a Wigman   concert. He says that Escudero, for him, is a   total loss. At Wigman's latest Chicago recital   I heard another gentleman say that he believed   her to be a "charlatan." You can please some   of the people some of the time. Wigman's   Dance Into Death is one of the most awe in   spiring, psyche-wrenching dances I have ever   seen. Escudero's Farruca, Rhythms Without   Music, and Cordoba with Carmita Garcia, are   among the most eye-delighting and energizing.   My soul and intellect seemed to bask at ease;   my muscles and sinews enjoyed a vicarious and   esthetic work-out.   On February 7 at the   Goodman theatre, Ruth Page, assisted by Blake   Scott and Group, gave the most impressive   dance concert of her career. There were no   tentative trivialities, of a kind that are gone   before mood and design establish themselves.   All was decisive, emphatic, and of arresting   content.   The program was something in the nature   of a Ravel festival, the major portion of it   consisting in three substantial dance composi   tions which felicitously realized the quality of   the music itself. (Continued on page 70)   58 The Chicagoan       r   AAy, how uncivilized   a handkerchief seems&#151;   now that we're all using   KLEENEX!   AMAZING, how quickly we respond, when Pro   gress holds some queer old custom up to our   contempt! » » » Take handkerchiefs, for instance. It's   just a year or so since we were unsanitary as savages   about our handkerchief habits. » » » Only a year or two   ago that we packed a dozen handkerchiefs about with us   when we had a cold. Used one over and over irritat   ing our susceptible noses with its dampness . . . exposing   ourselves to the self-infection it made certain. Then   laundered handkerchiefs that today we wouldn't touch.   NOW WE USE KLEENEX   Thank goodness, those days are over! How grateful we   are to Kleenex&#151; for the first great forward step in hand   kerchief hygiene since civilization began ! Today, you   see Kleenex everywhere. You see these fresh, clean tissues taken   from feminine purses and masculine pockets! You see the con   venient Kleenex package in office desks, school -rooms, and in   strategic points throughout most any home. » » » Of course,   the price reduction in Kleenex makes it unnecessary ever to stint   Hef^ai 50c sUe   no* 3$c &gt;Si.|   the use of Kleenex. 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Arthur Meeker, Jr., has a new   Dachshund called "Vicki Baum."   (2) Repetition of this, together with   description of Vicki's markings and   general characteristics of the breed,   including list of people in Chicago   who have owned, own, or may be on   the point of owning Dachshunds.   (3) Repetition of foregoing, with ad   ditional information that Vicki wears   a sky-blue lead, and that I may be   seen (what a treat!) any afternoon   on the Lake Shore Drive, taking her   out for promenade. (4) News item   to the effect that Vicki has been ill.   C&gt;) News item to the effect that Vicki   is better. (6) News item to the effect   that Vicki is quite well again, and has   donated a copy of her master's last   novel to a charity sale to be held for   the benefit of homeless animals. (7)   Comprehensive article on fashionable   North side dogs, including glowing   tribute to the charms of the now ex   cessive modish Vicki.   Vicki is at my feet, as I write, full   in the sunshine, curled, as only a   Dachshund knows how to curl, into a   beautiful glistening black-and-tan ball.   She looks up at me with her intelli   gent hazel eyes, and I look down at   her with my not-quite-so-intelligent   green ones, and we nod our heads, as   much as to say, "How very silly!"   Ijut, no matter   what we say or how often we say it,   society columns seem to go on, and   on, and on. There would appear to   be no way to escape the circle of their   baleful influence, although I know of   one woman who contributes first-rate   literary criticisms to one of the big   morning newspapers under an as   sumed name, merely to avoid becom   ing the victim of one of those "la-la-   who - would - have - thought - that -   Mrs.-Chauncey-Chumps" paragraphs.   I, myself, have long since given up   having amusing dinners, just because   it took all the pleasure out of them   to know that every detail of the deco   rations and entertainment would be   public property within a day or two.   Now all my guests and I ever do is to   sit about and talk and drink. Or   maybe we don't even talk.   Is there no remedy which could put   a stop to so much futile vulgarity?   Would it do any good, I wonder, to   commend to the attention of local   editors the starkly snobbish columns   prevalent in the east? You know the   kind of thing I mean. "Among those   lunching at Sherry's yesterday were   Mrs. Biddle Duke and Mrs. Duke   Biddle." No more. Not a single   word more. Not a hint of the pos   sible relationship between them, or of   what Mrs. Biddle Duke said to Mrs.   Duke Biddle, or of what Mrs. Duke   Biddle may very well have been   thinking of Mrs. Biddle Duke. I like   that very much, don't you?   I like even better the long unvar   nished lists of names printed after the   account of a ball as "among those   present," the sorts of lists that are   read by everyone, either because they   are on them or because they are not.   But, of course, no society columns in   the world can compare with the Eng   lish court circulars. There the lists   are even more discreet. They are   given out, not as "among those pres   ent," but as "those who have accepted   invitations," which leaves a charming   ly disturbing impression that, per   haps, some of them accepted and then   &#151; coy creatures! &#151; never showed up.   Best of all, though,   are paragraphs like this, which cause   me a pleasure so exquisite that I find   I can share it with no-one: "The   Dowager Marchioness of Killie-   crankieshire has arrived at 14, South   Audley Street, W.l, from Stodgeley   Hall, Poke Stoges, Wokeley, near   Bokeley, Killiecrankie. She expects to   leave within a few d^ys for the   Riviera on an extended holiday. No   letters will be forwarded."   No letters will be forwarded! Think   of that! That, of course, to the mod   erately evil mind, can mean one thing   and one thing only &#151; an illicit orgy!   The Dowager Marchioness of Killie-   crankieshire must, at the very least,   be planning to elope with her   chauffeur. You can see how it all fits   in. How intentionally vague, the   "within a few days," and the almost   sinister significance of "an extended   holiday." But you don't know, for   sure. That is exactly my point. You   never really know anything more   about it. So you can imagine what   you please. I, for one, could imagine   a whole three-volume novel out of the   little I have learned about Lady Killie-   crankieshire. But I cheerily offer a   cut-glass handkerchief to anyone who,   having waded through ten tons of the   sort of fluffy, slipshod pap that is   offered to the readers of our daily   newspapers under the guise of society   news, can imagine anything at all.   DIVIDED WE STAND   Chicago vs. Illinois &#151; No Holds Barred   670 NORTH MICHIGAN AVE., CHICAGO   LONDON NEW YORK   Phone: Whitehall 4241   PARIS   (Begin on page 24) That is not so   easy to foretell. But it would at   least make it possible to place re   sponsibility for local misgovernment.   It would give us a modern govern   mental unit of organization. Munic   ipal home rule is essential. The   Illinois state legislature is strangling   Chicago by withholding from it the   power to govern its own affairs."   Can Chicago be   come a state? Lawyer Lavery says no,   and points to the U. S. Constitution:   "No new state shall be formed or   erected within the jurisdiction of any   other state . . . without the consent   of the legislatures of the states con   cerned as well as of the Congress."   "How can we get the consent of   the Illinois legislature as long as it is   60 The Chicagoan       ^omtnle \JJaLker   wouLo say B R A V O "   WERE that estimable gentleman to return   to this sphere, nothing would captivate   his fancy more than this swanky contri   vance that goes places and does things &#151;   3Ajl BANTAM BAR   # Outwardly a beautiful piece of furniture . . .   Inwardly, the life of any party and first aid to   modern entertaining.   Compactly designed, The Bantam Bar accom   modates all the necessary paraphernalia . . .   everything handy, even fresh-made ice cubes   from its own refrigerator. Free-wheeling (on ball   bearing rollers) to any part of the house. (Cabinet   "cruiser" model shown below.)   Let us send you the brochure illustrating the   "Cruiser" models and special "Built-in Bars" for   amusement rooms. Doge Modern Furniture,   Dept. C, 35 East Hennepin, Minneapolis, Minn.   Cabinet "cruiser1'   models of finely fin-   ' imbed crotch walnut   in modern design.   Easily moved on ball   bearing rollers; foot   rail automatically   projects; lustrous   metal parts never re   quire polishing; racks   for spoons, glasses,   and refuse container   are regular equip   ment. Available with   or without refriger   ator unit.   DOGE   MODERN FURNITURE   Let Nature   help you to the happiness   that comes with sturdy,   robust well being!   THE fabled "Fountain of Youth" is in   reality the fountain of health. Early ex   plorers found such "fountains" to be mineral   springs. These springs were the gathering   place of Indian tribes who knew of tbe spark   ling health that bubbled from the depths of   Mother Earth.   Famous in the great middle west was, and is,   the Corinnis Spring on the outskirts of what   is now known as Waukesha, Wisconsin. To   day, as then, those who drink of its limpid   goodness receive in bounteous measure those   precious minerals essential   to lasting health.   Why deny yourself and   your family the pleasure   and benefits of Corinnis   Spring Water? It costs but   a few cents a bottle and is   delivered direct to your   door anywhere in Chicago   or suburbs. Join the thou   sands who enjoy it daily.   You, too, should be the   better for doing so.   HINCKLEY &amp; SCHMITT   420 w". Ontario St.   (Also sold at you   SUPerior 6543   re)   Corinnis   SPRING WATER   March, 1932 61       SOME LIKE 'EM hacha-cha   SOME LIKE EM COLD   . . So that old Class Blower   John Held, Jr., gives you your cherce   We present herewith two assortments of very useful vehicles with   decorations by John Held, Jr. Above Mr. Held has depicted the fads   and foibles of his famous Hacha-cha school. Below he has blown in   glass tear-producing memories of the good old days. Some husbands   will prefer the Hacha-cha glasses ; some will like those that revive fond   memories. So why not play safe by getting six of one and a half-dozen   of the other in the sizes you prefer? As to shakers, let capacity be   your guide. At better shops everywhere or postpaid direct on request.   Department C, Dunbar Glass Corporation, Dunbar, West Virginia.   Left to right: 9-10-12 oz. highball tumblers, $7.50 for 6;" To the Ladies" shaker (3 pts.), $3.00;   "Happy Daze" shaker (2 qts.), $10.00; 8 oz. highball tumblers, $7.50 for 6; cock^l glasses,   $7.50 for 6; footed cocktail glasses, $9.00 for 6. Foreground: Old-fashioned Cocktail glasses   $9.00 for 6. There are six different John Held figures, one for each glass in a set.   dominated by the downstaters?"   Lawyer Lavery asks. "Downstate   feels that it has helped build Chicago,   that Chicago belongs to it, and it   knows it would lose its most valuable   asset in losing Chicago."   But when Prof. Merriam is told   that if we don't like Illinois we can't   go back where we came from, he grins   and says, "Oh yes, we can. Why   won't the legislature let us go? Because   we're 'worth so much to them in cash.   All right, then, we can buy our free-   dom &#151; the way the Free Cities of   Medieval Europe bought theirs. We'll   pay tribute &#151; we're paying it now in   the form of taxes. They'll let us go   as long as we're willing to pay for it,   as long as they can go on milking the   cow.   "They're on top now, but they'd   better settle while they can. Within   a generation, by sheer force of wealth   and organization we'll get on top.   And when we do we're likely to recip'   rocate &#151; in full."   Eminent Political Scientist Merriam   gives them a generation. Eminent   Historian William E. Dodd is not so   optimistic. He looks up from his   trackless waste of books and nods,   "Yes, it will come &#151; in the order of   future events. But not in our day.   Things don't move that rapidly."   MONEY TALKS   A Tearful Little Earful On Our   Infant Industry   Top illustration (left to right): 12-14-16 oz. highball tumblers, $7.50 for 6; "Big Bertha"   shaker (1 gal.!), with sterling silver top, $15.00; "Hip-Hip" shaker (3 pts.), $3.00; Pinch bottle   (1 qt.), with jigger top, $3.00; Footed cocktail glasses, $9.00 for 6; cocktail glasses, $7.50   for 6. Foreground: Old-fashioned Cocktail glasses, $9.00 for 6. Six different figures to a set.   (Begin on page 29) the medium of   entertainment. An advertising man   worthy of the name should be able to   convince his prospect that the most   successful programs have employed   but little advertising, and that of a   simple nature as a host should act,   not too obtrusive. "And so another   Eveready Hour comes to an end." Or   perhaps a little catch-line to supple   ment the advertising announcement.   "Happiness is just around the corner   from you" for the Happiness Candies.   Or "Red Goose shoes are half the fun   of having feet." And superlatives   employed sparingly.   Too many advertis-   ing salesmen dispose of time on the   air without knowing what radio's all   about. Too many stations acquiesce   too readily to being subsidized by Joe   Blatz.   Spot announcements, for example,   are a real menace to radio develop'   ment. Radio appeal might be aural,   but you sense a frightful odor when   a station will ballyhoo products after   every number. And some of them   have been known to broadcast spot   announcements as often as every   three minutes! Think of it. Twenty   advertising announcements in the   course of an hour's program. The   program might as well be omitted.   It would be ¦were some salesmen and   their hungry stations to have their   &#149;way about it.   Joe Blatz, one of the cheaper ad   vertisers, may buy an hour's program   of spot announcements and at almost   every station he will pay less for it   than the more reasonable sponsor will   have to pay for a good hour's pro-   gram in which fewer announcements   are made. And the sponsor will have   to pay extra for talent on his pro-   gram, too.   The spot announcement degrades   radio. It must go.   Commercials have shoved out some   of the best programs on the air.   Right now, as cases in point, Ara-   besque and Hank Simmons' Show   boat, two excellent network programs,   have no local outlet despite their   many loyal Chicago fans. Other   good sustaining features are gone.   Why? Because Joe Blatz, who's pay   ing for the time, thinks such features   are too high-faluting. He'd rather   have a good, or even a bad, jazz or-   chestra blaring out the news about   Blatz soap.   Too much good talent isn't given   proper publicity. Too many indi   viduals with great followings are be   ing swallowed up and their identity   lost under the name of the product.   A tenor spends years at his work,   gains hundreds of thousands 'who wel   come his name and his song and what   happens? Before he knows it he has   been hired to sing for Joe Blatz un-   der the significant title of "The Blatz   Bluebird." Or, if Blatz isn't specific   enough to suit your fancy, take the   case of the new Goodyear program   using Vic Dahm and his orchestra,   Jimmy Melton and his Revaliers and   Arthur Pryor and his band but billing   them only as the Goodyear orchestra,   the Goodyear Quartet and the Good'   year Band. What price glory?   Oo far, the adver   tiser has received most of the blame.   But other factors help make radio   what it is &#151; or isn't. Too many   friends and relatives in the game.   Too many incompetents running sta   tions and programs. Too many an   nouncers smugly, complacently de   luding themselves into the belief   they're clever &#151; mouthing inane wise   cracks to boost their stock and give   the impression of glib spontaneity.   "Our croon prince, radio's greatest   lover, never did have a very good   handwriting, ladies and gentlemen.   So his next number will be that   charming little apology, 'I Can't   Write the Words.' "   Too many incompetent judges of   continuity. The head of the depart   ment, harassed for time, hands a   batch of copy over to the gum-chew   ing steno for an OK or an NG. A   lot she knows about it. But it hap   pens a great deal oftener than you'd*   suspect.   Too many people who work for   radio regard it only as a little toy for   idle chatter, see the studio only as a   playroom. So they make radio just   that &#151; a glorified kindergarten. But   after all, Radio is potentially an ait   which may rank with the greatest of   them. It has as yet many mechanical   difficulties but these are gradually be   ing overcome. To see any great   progress, however, it must eliminate   all of the many other impediments   which antagonize listeners.   Money talks. That's the greatest   fault with radio today. Why not a   clearing house for programs? Why   not a united stand among station own   ers banded together to eliminate cut   throat competition and vulgar adver   tising? Or then again, why not join   a good rental library?   62 The Chicagoan       One can't readily fly over   night to Paris, to enjoy there   its famous foods. But one can   swiftly hop by bus or taxi or   motor to The Belmont and ac   tually dine as delightfully as   though at the Cafe de Paris or   the Restaurant Foyot. For both   Pierre Deltort, our Chef de   Cuisine, and Eugene Bouillet,   our Maitre d'hote I, learned   their art in those culinary capi   tals. If you can appreciate   really fine French cooking you   will dine here and rush to tell   your friends the good news.   REGULAR TABLE D'HOTE DINNERS   INCLUDING SUNDAYS   $&lt;|.25 $4.50 $000   HOTEL   Belmont   B. B. WILSON, Resident Manager   Single and double rooms with bath. Suites   of 2 to 4 rooms, with or without kitchenette   SHERIDAN ROAD AT BELMONT HARBOR   Bittersweet 2100   15 MINUTES FROM THE LOOP   (Photo Ewing Galloway)   Cathedral of St. Basil, Moscow   Going to Soviet Union?   You may never have realized that it costs no more than   going to other lands &#151; with the additional advantage of   being the "latest thing" and the one place: ya&amp;'ve. never   visited before. You travel in modern comfort, go where   you please, see what you please. Take along notebook   and camera.   The Soviet Union offers more picturesque contrasts than   other lands: old palaces and modern art theatres; Gothic   forts and the latest social work; huge mountains and ver   dant valleys; great rivers and Tartar villages; age-old cities   and collective farms; golden sands and arctic seas; me   dieval buildings and contemporary art forms; industrial   celebrations and native folk songs.   Join a group, or go it alone. INTOURIST provides   everything &#151; hotels, meals, all transportation, Soviet visa,   theatre tickets &#151; at ten to twenty dollars a day.   to.   Special tours of unusual interest: Arctic ice-breaker   cruise; de luxe express to Turkestan; tour to grand open   ing of Dnieprostroy Dam; Industrial Tours; Round the   World in Sixty Days via the Trans-Siberian Express.   Write for General Boo\let CM3   INTOURIST, Inc.   261 Fifth Ave., New York   304 North Michigan Blvd., Chicago   756 S. Broadway, Los Angeles   Or see your own travel agent   TRAVEL IN   et m   March, 1932 63       TOWER OF BABEL (American Plan)   A Preview of the International House   SPIRIT   Be slender.. .be graceful. ..be young. ..be alive! "That isn't   as simple as it sounds," you say? It is as simple as a series   of visits to Elizabeth Arden's Exercise Department! In   practically no time your figure, your vitality, your spirit,   your very soul will stage a comeback. You will be in per   fect rhythm with the universe! &#149; Please arrange for an   interview with Miss Arden's Directress, since these exer   cises are specially prescribed for each individual. For an   appointment phone Superior 6952.   &#149; Too often weight reduction means diminishing good looks. In   Miss Arden's Salons faces are definitely molded to new loveliness   at the same time that bodies are made more slim and graceful.   Muscles are expertly toned. Rich creams encourage the contours   to remain firm and young. Tingling astringents correct every ten   dency to flabbiness and give the skin freshness and lustre.   ELIZABETH ARDEN   70 EAST WALTON PLACE &#149; CHICAGO   NEW YORK &#149; LONDON - PARIS   g&gt; Elizabeth Arden, 1932   BERLIN &#149; ROME   (Begin on page 30) wings at each   end. Here, on the first floor, are   a reception room, lounge, coffee shop,   dining room, administrative offices   and a bazaar which will be an inter   national exchange where students will   market a wide variety of articles from   their native lands. The building will   contain also a writing room, barber   shop and tailor shop for the conve   nience of its residents.   1 he lounge, a wal-   nut paneled room with a large fire   place, is so restful and gracious that   it is easy to imagine a British lion sit   ting down there with the most timid   national lamb. The library presents   a delicate problem in the selection of   books that will offer diversion to all   and incite malice in none. When it   is completed and furnished, however,   and tactfully equipped, it is expected   to be one place where the book that   pleases a Chinese will not offend a   Japanese, and a Hindu and an Eng   lishman can look at the magazines   together.   The assembly hall is suitable for   dances and suppers, as well as lec   tures and theatrical performances.   This dual function is accomplished by   means of a level main floor with a   seating capacity of five hundred and   a balcony which will accomodate   twenty-two hundred. The hall has a   complete stage and motion picture   equipment. Its location near one of   the side entrances and its separate   check room facilities make it suitable   for use by outside organizations.   Smaller gatherings will assemble in   the five so-called National rooms on   the second floor. Though these vary   in size they are uniformly attractive.   Connected with them, are a series of   completely furnished kitchenettes   where students who do not choose   to have their refreshments sent up   from the main dining room may pre   pare their native borsch, sauer kraut   or curry, and altogether enjoy a com   plete extraterritoriality of taste.   On this door also   is the Home Room where the director   and his wife will receive students and   continue to dispense the hospitality   that for some years has been an im   portant contribution to the happiness   and welfare of foreign students from   the University of Chicago to the Art   Institute, DePaul, Loyola, North   western and the rest of Chicago's col   leges. Bruce Dickson, "an ambassa   dor at home," comes to the director   ship of the International House with   invaluable experience and wide knowl   edge of foreign students, their prob   lems, needs and desires. He has   degrees from a quarter of a dozen   universities, a background of execu   tive work for the Y. M. C. A. and   much tact and understanding devel   oped by some years of work as   adviser of foreign students at the   University of Chicago and director of   the International Students' Associa   tion of Chicago. Long ago the Sun   day evening suppers which he and   Mrs. Dickson gave for foreign stu   dents outgrew their home and had to   be moved to Ida Noyes Hall on the   Midway campus, where it was not   unusual for as many as four hundred   guests to assemble. To these and   many more students Mr. Dickson has   acted in loco parentis, big brother   and, if necessary, Dutch uncle. The   International House will extend his   opportunities still further in the mat   ter of helping strangers to work and   play and to learn to help themselves   in a strange land.   The roster of the Board of Gov   ernors established by the University   of Chicago to administer the house   contains the names of many promi   nent citizens. The president is Charles   S. Dewey, former financial advisor to   Poland. Other officers elected by the   board are: Mrs. William G. Hibbard,   vice president: Paul Russel, treasurer;   James M. Stifler, secretary. Ernest J.   Stevens is chairman of the House   Committee and George A. Works   heads the Activities Committee.   WINTERSCAPE   A Review of Current Art   (Begin on page 45) cans, such as   Handforth and Biddle, have been   more inclined to compromise between   the old and the new.   Due to the interest already aroused   in lithography and wood engraving   by the Art Institute's three interna   tional exhibitions, a number of our   galleries are now showing the work of   contemporary print makers. Kroch's,   Walden's, and Anderson's this win   ter have had exhibitions of the New   York group which today is making   new Americana of rural and urban   scene. It looks as though our own   graphic artists have let them get the   start of us in this field. It is true   that for some time such artists as   Francis Chapin and Beatrice Levy   have been enthusiastically making   etchings and lithographs of Chicago   scenes, and that others, such as Grif-   fen and Roszak, have become experts   at lithographs. However the move   ment still lacks solidarity, and the   give and take which comes from a   group devoted to the same purpose.   With the Chicago   artists' exhibition at the Art Insti   tute nearing its end, those who   haven't felt the sting of rejection   have settled down to make the most   of the museum directors' hand picked   show. Altogether it was a diplo   matic coup de'etat which only direc   tors used to the ways of head strong   trusteees and erratic artists are   capable of. They picked more new   comers than ever got into the Art   Institute at one time before, and   then softened the blow by giving the   first prize to a picture frankly pic   torial and conservative.   I liked especially the fresh way   David McCosh painted his young   country boy, Dic\, and Jean Craw   ford Adams her canvas of Grant   Park. Two new people whom I   thought showed up well were Teressa   64 The Chicagoan       THE dignity and elegance   ¦ of a private dwelling, in   these ideal Town Home   Apartments, at   3100 SHERIDAN ROAD   TYPICAL apartments of   six to eight rooms   also   six to eight room duplex   apartments.   BUCKINGHAM 4041   MINIATURES   A priceless possession &#151; an ideal gift.   A miniature on Ivory, hand stippled,   delicate work and beautifully ren   dered in water color.   Size 25^x3 % inches, square or oval,   in gold plated frame and easel type   leather case, gold tooled &#151;   Price #175.00   Painted on Ivory Paper,   3^4x4^4 Price #75.00   On Porcelain in gold plated   frame &#151; Price #25.00   Miniatures can be painted from any   photograph, daguerreotype, tintype   or snapshot.   OIL PAIHTIHGS   After your favorite photograph &#151; conservative in color &#151; preserving   excellent likeness.   Oil paintings cleaned and   revarnished   OLD PHOTOGRAPHS   COPIED AND   RESTORED   HENRIK POSSE   402 Sigel Street   CHICAGO, ILL.   Phone Diversey 5398   THE world of arts and letters gathers   at the shrines of Goethe in Ger   many this year. To mark the 100th anni   versary of his passing, the poet's native   land pays tribute to the greatest mind of   two centuries by the celebration, from   March to September, of richly dowered   festivals.Weimar, where Goethe reigned   as prince of art, and Frankfort, where he   was born, will present special festivals;   all other German cities will share in   distinguished presentations. Here, in   beautiful Germany, you will be wel   comed as an honored guest at these   festivals. An added enrichment of your   travels will be the manifold treasures   of German modern life : art and music ;   museums and cathedrals; castles and   old-world villages. Booklet 62 on the   Goethe Centennial will gladly be sent.   ailijiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iihiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiimini iiiiiiiiillllllllliimnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiliiilJ^Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil   GermanTourist   Information Office   665 Fifth Avenue, New York, N. Y.   March, 1932 65       HAVEMAN   McAVOY   615 NORTH MICHIGAN AVE. GOWNS, WRAPS   AND FURS &#149;   The Sign of the Little Eagle   Means regal food, regal hospitality, regal service &#151; as   it has for so many centuries in the French tradition.   Seafood? It is rushed to our kitchens daily by fast   trains from New Orleans and Boston. Meat or fowl?   The prime cuts, the choicest poultry are chosen per   sonally by our chef. Vegetables? So baby fresh it's   almost a shame to tear them from their garden.   All prepared in that inimitable L'AIGLON manner   with a dash of Creole, an accent of French, and al   together individual.   Dancing from six to one   Luncheon - - - Dinner   After-Theatre Supper   22 East Ontario Delaware 1909   PORTRAIT OF MRS. ADAM GIMBEL OF NEW YORK, BY   LEOPOLD SEYFFERT.   Benson and Irene Bianucci. Stimu-   lating pictures of the Chicago scene   were Gustav Dalstrom's Bird Reser   vation, Agnes Potter Van Ryn's pic   ture of the boulevard from her   window in the Windermere Hotel,   and Ruth Van Sickle Ford's State   Street in holiday mood. Jaroslav   Brozik, Macena Barton, Archibald   Motley, and Theodore Roszak all   seem to have made decided progress.   As the Art Institute arbitrarily   and autocratically sets up its idols   year after year, we look more and   more to the informal 'ways of seeing   the works of our artists. How en»   tertaining, for instance, is Increase   Robinson's exhibitions of portraits of   Chicago artists by Chicago artists!   Raymond O'Neil's Gallery of Living   Art, with its exhibitions of the jolly   handicrafts and Mexican children's   drawings, likewise shows how art is   being decentralized.   OF THEE I SING   A Distinguished Chicagoan Salutes the   First President   (Begin on page 48) Third Con   certo, a smashing version done   by Coates, the London Sym   phony and the plumed knight of the   piano, Vladimir Horowitz. Person   ally we find this Third the most stir   ring of the Rachmaninoff piano-or   chestra compositions, more masculine   and less mawkish than the famous   Second. The poignant theme of the   middle movement reveals the gloomy   Slav at the top of his gait. And the   elaborate traceries for the solo instru   ment in the whimsical finale make   your hair stand on end.   Adolph Busch, a Symphony soloist   here this season, and Rudolph Serkin   team up in the Brahms G Major   Sonata for violin and piano. Busch   is a great artist. He is content to   stand aside in favor of the composer   and the sober hues of the sonata.   This objectivity has nothing pedantic   about it. Busch simply refuses to   make capital of his own musical per   sonality. As a result he is one of the   most satisfying violinists in the world.   Serkin furnishes a sympathetic read   ing of the piano part.   Open up the old sock, you hoard*   ers, and buy Mr. Tibbett's Glory   Road, a negro sermon in tone,   doubled with Edward, Loewe's fa   mous old ballad, M. Tibbett bids   fair to become the American Chalia*   pin at the rate he's going. The   Glory Road is reasonably good music,   swell entertainment and better sing   ing. And Tibbett's unconventional   treatment of Edward will send a   shiver or so up and down your spine.   "vV^ILLEM MENGEL-   berg must have done a lot of work   at the Camden studios before he went   back to Holland many months ago.   Victor has issued two sets made with   the Philharmonic of New York un   der his direction. First, the Sinfonia   in B Flat by Johann Christian Bach,   member of a mighty tribe, and the &#149;   Eroica Symphony of Beethoven, the   latter in a bound Musical Master   piece volume. The J. C. Bach is   sturdy stuff arranged for modern or   chestra by Stein. Mengelberg goes   after his Beethoven with a little too   heavy a hand, but he is aware of the   The Chicagoan       GO DUCHESS... for   Trans-Atlantic Luxury to   DUCHESS OF BEDFORD   BERMUDA   &#149; Take one of the great Duchesses . . . Duchess of Bedford . . .   Duchess of York. Their size means low-in-the-water steadiness   . . . spaciousness. Enjoy their Trans-Atlantic style of luxury,   their personal type of service and their Canadian Pacific cui   sine ... so popular with the America-to-Europe commuters.   REGULAR SAILINGS from New York twice weekly,   3 P. M. Docking at Hamilton pier. No transfer by tender.   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Buescher, Manager   Late Manager, Ritz Carlton, Boston   Ritz Carlton, New York   For Sale or Long Term   Rental   ONE OF CHICAGO'S MOST ATTRACTIVE   TOWN HOUSES with ample garden, located in   restricted residential district just North of Lincoln   Park &#151; between Lake Shore Drive and Sheridan   Road.   Inquiries:   McMenemy &amp; Martin, Inc.   FRANK F. OVERLOOK   410 N. Michigan Avenue Whitehall 6880   March, 1932       LARGEST AND MOST COMPREHENSIVE DISPLAY OF   FINE CUSTOM FURNITURE IN THE MIDDLE WEST   at the Irwin Showrooms   in Chicago   Here, those interested in fine furniture productions will see creations   by America's most outstanding designing staff &#151; splendid interpretations   of beautiful period styles, and authentic reproductions of genuine   antique pieces, with all the flavor of old world charm and maturity.   Here, too, are many original designs rendered by the best present day   craftsmen.   Visitors of taste and understanding will find ample opportunity for the   most discriminating selection from the large variety of styles and pieces   being shown.   While a strict wholesale policy prevails, you may make desired pur   chases through any established dealer.   ROBERT W. IRWIN CO.   COOPER-WILLIAMS, INC.   AFFILIATED   SIX-TEN S. MICHIGAN BOULEVARD   Distinguished   Enduring   Direct   Y Y Y   A fastidious approach and an   intimate address to the smart   Chicago market are obtainable   exclusively in the pages of   THE CHICAGOAN.   architecture of the work. We aren't   too fond of this symphony. That's   lese majeste for you.   And where would we be without a   contribution from Philadelphia.   Stokowski records an album of De   bussy that includes T^Luages, the   Danses Sacree and Profane, and his   own setting of La Cathedral Englou-   tie. The discs are as brilliant and   authoritative as usual. The Sun\en   Cathedral should have been left sub   merged in the black and white ocean   of the piano keyboard in our opinion.   It gains little from its orchestral   dimensions.   Ohman and Arden and their or   chestra contribute the first Victor   pressing from Gershwin's Of Thee I   Sing, a doubling of the title song and   Who Cares. The orchestrations are   competent but why do O and A omit   the verse and merely repeat the re   frain four or five times? Some of   Gershwin's best writing comes in his   verses. There is an original mount   ing progression in the verse of Who   Cares and some fancy ninth chords   in Of Thee I Sing. We protest bit   terly.   Best long playing release is a ten   inch medley from Kern's The Cat   and the Fiddle played by Leo Reis-   man and His Orchestra. This is a   luscious score if we've ever heard one   and the arrangements are superb.   .And now for the   voice of Columbia. Take a deep   breath and learn that Ernesto   Halffter and the Orquesta Betica de   Camara of Seville has made the   Falla ballet El Amor Brujo. A rich   contralto, one Conchita Velazquez,   does sombre singing from the ranks   of the orchestra as Falla intended   she should. Perhaps you heard and   saw this ballet when the Allied Arts   performed it at the Goodman Thea   ter several years ago. If you did you   will recall that its music was pro   vided by Spain's finest composer, a   nationalist of the stamp of Mous-   sorgski or Smetana. Halffter is a   protege of Falla and obviously knows   what he is about. Why the eight   discs in the set were pressed on ten   inch instead of twelve inch sizes   we'll never know. But it's worth   jumping up and down to hear this   splendid modern ballet. It is one of   Escudero's specialties, by the way,   and he did a segment of it in recital   here.   Columbia enlists its veteran Sir   Hamilton Harty and the Halle Or   chestra in the Mendelssohn Italian   Symphony, a pleasant if somewhat   thin opus. Harty, whom we know   only on records, seems to be a most   respectable conductor. He was in   America for a spell last year, but like   most visiting batonists, never ap   peared in Chicago.   Mengelberg emerges in the camp   of Columbia too, using the Amster   dam Concertgebouw Orchestra to   record Bach's Suite !N£o. 2 in B   minor for flutes and strings. An in   dispensable item for the Bach spe   cialist and worthy of any collection.   Add a sample from Bruno Walter,   present incumbent in Carnegie Hall,   a double disc of the Meistersinger   Overture and we finish the monthly   inventory.   May we remind you (and we're   happy to sing their praise) that Lyon   and Healy have gone in for rec   ords in a big way. They will get   you recordings from anywhere in the   world and they have a permanent   selection of European releases that   will tickle the expert.   Medinah   Athletic   Club   &#151;Invites you&#151;   to make this splendid Masonic   Club your Chicago home:   Famous all over the country for   its architectural beauty and rich   furnishings. 500 rooms now   available for permanent or tran   sient guests. Every convenience   and service. Members, their   families and guests have access   also to:   Swimming Pool   Gymnasium   Violet Ray Depl.   Billiard Room   Card Rooms   Golf Practice Ground   Hand Ball Courts   Squash Racquet Courts   Library   Luxurious Lounges   Private Dining Rooms   Ballroom   When it costs you no more to   have use of all this, why live   where you get any less?   Rates?   Very moderate. Outside single rooms,   handsomely furnished, bath, large closets,   $60.00 a month and up. $75.00 and up,   double. Charming little 2-room suites   from $120.00 a month. larger space,   luxuriously furnished, in proportion.   Transient rooms at $3.00 daily, single &#151;   $5.00 double.   To make reservation, see Mr. Phillips.   For more information, write, wire or   phone (WHItehall 4100).   505   No. Michigan Ave.   CHICAGO   Read   Entertainment'   The expert ad'   vices of critical   observers vet'   eran in the serv   ice of an alert   and knowing   readership, as'   sembled com'   pactly and suc   cinctly on pages   4 and 6 of this   and every issue   of   The   Chicagoan   68 The Chicagoan       THE NEWEST THING in smart interior lighting is the portable   Reflectorette "indirect lamp". . . . Primarily suited to   bridge because the large center bulb provides an overhead, in   direct light for general illumination, the three candlelights   serve for reading and for decorative lighting. This new type of   lamp comes in many charming shades and base designs and   finishes. Low price range and remarkable lighting qualities   give it popularity. . . . Upon invitation, we will be pleased to   demonstrate one of these modern indirect lamps in your home.   Telephone RANdolph 1200, Local 1219   COMMONWEALTH EDISON   ELECTRIC SHOPS   72 West Adams Street and Branches   JOE   LEWIS   KING OF NIGHT CLUBS   AND AN   ALL STAR NEW SHOW   Leo Wolf and   His Orchestra   Dinner 5:30 to 10 P. M.   $1.50   CHICAGO'S CAFE OF   DISTINCTION   Broadway   at   Grace St.   Phone   Buckingham 3254   Vanity   Fair   No   Cover Charge   at   Any Time   NEW MADISON ROOM?   68 W. Madison St.   &#151; Second Floor &#151;   Drop in for luncheon or dinner   and enjoy the pleasant surround   ings of Chicago's beautiful new   dining room. Complete table   service will prevail throughout   the day and evening, featuring a   variety of home cooked special   dishes. Open from 10:30 A. M.   to 9:00 P. M., including Sundays.   You Will Like Itl   JUST WONDERFUL FOOD J   Announcement   MR. ANDRE   Hair Stylist   Formerly of   Antoine de Paris   and Sa\s Fifth Ave.   Is T^pw Associated with   the   UPTON BEAUTY SALON   Suite 203   936 North Michigan Ave.   Telephone Delaware 2979   March, 1932 69       When interiors   in the formal manner pall   THERE come moments   when the formal interiors   of great houses cause nostalgic   yearnings for the peaceful in   timacy of a small cottage. Rec   ognizing this, clever decorators   seek to recreate in the interiors   of sumptuous homes the charm   and simple grace of the small   house.   Many of the most appreciated   and most lived-in rooms are fur   nished in Danersk Maple and   Knotty Pine. The unpretentious   warmth and informality of these   lovely pieces depends upon   faithful adherence to the strict   conventions of tradition that   only Danersk craftsmanship   affords.   In our ever-growing collection of   American designs you will find   cabinets lined with lovely old-time   glazed papers &#151; chairs with hand-   shaped spindles and one-piece seats   &#151; fashioned just as the careful cab   inetmakers of early New England   built their furniture.   When you visit our showrooms   PRINCESS ROSTISLAV   An Interview in the Intimate Ma?i?ter   Marshfield cupboard $175. Comb back Windsor   chair $34. Complete dining grout $433   ¦ &#151; and you will find a visit most   worthwhile &#151; ask to see the new   Danersk creations in contemporary   design &#151; "Almoin," and "Louisi-   anne." Write for illustrations of new   Danersk pieces at modest prices.   Danersk Furniture is always sold by   the maker direct to the buyer. It may   be seen only on our own floors.   DANERSK FURNITURE   ERSKINE-DANFORTH CORPORATION &#149; Designers and makers of choice furniture   NEW YORK: CHICAGO: LOS ANGELES:   383 Madison Avenue 620 North Michigan Avenue 2869 West 7th Street   « 1 -i ¦!'''   -- -_   * L LlJ 111. i. ijfi 1 ¦*. i   410 r   OR SALE OR LONG TERM   RENTAL   MODERN TOWN HOUSE WITH ALL   ADVANTAGES OF SUBURBAN LOCA   TION, yet within 12 minutes of Loop in   Restricted Residential District just North   of Lincoln Park.   Inquiries:   McMenemy &amp; Martin, Inc.   Frank F. Overlook   &lt;J. Michigan Avenue Whitehall 6880   (Begin on page 27) husband's an   cestress Catherine The Great, and,   from whose ranks some of her fa-   vorites were picked. None but hand'   somest of titled Russians could join   it in her time, and the tradition per   sisted down to the time it was   disbanded.)   1 HE bride and   groom had a Week-end honeymoon   at the Kellogg Fairbanks' Lake Ge   neva house, and like the Prince and   Princess of the Story Book, they are   living happily ever after. (Amazingly   happily, everyone says, and the   Princess has even been heard to use   in public her favorite pet name for   her Prince &#151; which is nothing more   formal than "ootka," and if you   know your Russian that's "little   duck" &#151; but for mock serious occa   sions she can call him Mr. Rostislav   Romanov &#151; which is how he signs his   checks.)   They have not become naturalized,   but they consider themselves as set   tled in America, though they hope to   be able sometime to visit all their   relatives abroad. The Princess'   mother lives in Hungary with the   Szcheynis; one sister is married to a   Scot &#151; the Honorable James Campbell   &#151; of the Duke of Argyll's family,   and lives mostly in Scotland: another   is Baronne von Lebich of Vienna,   and still another is Mme. Onkovskoy,   of Paris. (Prince Nicholas lives   here, at present with the Rostislavs,   but he will be setting up a house of   his own when he marries Josephine   Dennehy this spring.)   Before the war the family's collec   tive fortune would have paid the na   tional debt: now none of them are   more than just living. But, as the   Chicago princess says, "I would never   wish to be rich. It is a great nuis   ance. I would like to make money,   yes &#151; and my husband, too, if it is   that we are earning it and not sell   ing our name. But just enough to   live on decently."   Contrary, certainly to Gleb Bot-   kin's sometimes irritating story, The   Real Romanovs. "When I read it,"   the Princess told me, "I threw it   across the room more than once &#151; but   I always got it again to see what   diabolic intentions he could credit to   my husband's family, and particular   ly to his mother Grand Duchess   Xenia." Whatever any of the other   Romanovs think, the Chicago branch   of the family is certain that she who   says she is Anastasia the Czar's   daughter is an imposter. And while   that assumption makes them legal   heirs to any of the Czar's fortune   that may still be in English banks.   they are certain it was all withdrawn   and used by the Czar to carry on the   war. Only what they can accumulate   by the very strength of their bodies   and their brains, do they hope to   exist on henceforth. None of the   "arrogant, regal pretentiousness" Mr.   Botkin accuses the remaining Ro   manovs of flaunting, can be attached   to Princess Aleka or her husband:   nor at the same time, because they   must take humble jobs, have they in   any sense lost caste. They are still   aristocrats, but most human ones.   They are so glad to be alive, to be   strong enough to make a living, to   have enough to eat after the terrible   hungry days, that repining for a lost   glory seems like a colossal presump   tion, to them. And if you ask her,   as so many rich friends have, with   considerable anxiety in the question,   too, whether she thinks a revolution   might ever take place in America,   she says, "I don't think it possible.   Americans of every class are far too   civilized. We Russians were all really   Tartars." But what a lovely, sophisti   cated and exquisite Tartar is Aleka,   with only one fear in life now, that   she may ever weigh as much as she   did at twenty when she came to Chi   cago. To make sure of that, the Prin   cess doesn't eat any of the potatoes   she cooks, even when she doesn t   burn them.   CREATIVE CRITICISM   A Protest in Behalf of Dancer and Dancee   (Begin on page 58) There were the   magnificent Choreographic Waltz, the   haunting Pavane, and the stirring and   much talked of Bolero, in this in   stance entitled Iberian Monotone.   For the opening ballet Miss Page   repeated Marcel Delannoy's Cinder   ella, which had had its creation at   the close of the Ravinia season last   summer. At the premiere it delighted   hundreds of children who crowded   into the park to see a favorite fairy   tale brought to life. Invocation, Miss   Page's Oriental, newest, and only   solo, with music by Djemal Rechid,   completed the program.   Cinderella preserved the child-like   imagery of the original tale. The   exquisite fabric glowed again in the   settings and costumes by Nicolas   Remisoff. There was the ballroom of   Prince Charming's palace, with its   concord of reds, its throne vibrant   with white ermine, its coat of arms   with an obsequious lion, and a soul   ful-eyed mouse.   The story is danced upon a stage   of enchanted ground. It is a country   wherein a complete change of ward   robe can be effected by the mere wave   of a fairy wand. Light dissolves the   walls of the humble cottage where   Cinderella slaves at the hearth; and   light builds up a royal ballroom where   the meek and down-trodden Cinder   ella finds her Charming reward.   Mary Ann Stone was a capable   and good-looking Fairy Godmother.   The two Stepsisters, Fara Krasnopol-   sky and Serena Seymour, were de   lightfully wicked and cleverly ugly   in all of their pantomime. Their   toilette frustrations, their determina   tion to "slenderize" with narrow   bodices, and their gauche gavotte   with Prince Charming wrung much   laughter from the audience.   Ruth Page displayed a brilliant   dance technique as the glorified Cin   derella; she was picturesquely pitiful   as the poor little drudge. Ske and   Blake Scott (Prince Charming) chose   for a moment to emphasize the sophis   tication in the overtones of Delannoy's   appealing waltz. As they danced it,   the waltz became a vivacious com   bination of rock-a-bye baby in the   tree top and stylized ballet technique.   The Chicagoan       Of the hundreds who play polo, only a few   may reach the heights of the International   Matches. These are the blue-bloods of the   game . . . Hitchcock, Guest, Hopping and   others.   Of the hundreds of hotels in New York, only   a few are privileged to serve a certain type of   guest . . . these are the blue-bloods of the   hotel industry.   The atmosphere of quiet and dignified ele   gance that pervades the WESTBURY, ap   peals to people of refinement, yet the rates   are commensurate with the times.   Accommodations by the day or year.   Furnished or unfurnished   HOTEL   wesmum&gt; v   JVe are now presenting the   th(ew and Correct   FORMAL CLOTHES   AND ACCESSORIES   for Easter, afternoon weddings   and other daytime social and   business occasions   LONDON   DETROIT   CHICAGO   MINNEAPOLIS   OUTFITTERS TO GENTLEMEN   100 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUE   TTWt tflfi. tJjLOgjdZ !   "   &#151; and don't laugh" for back of that spiny exterior is a record of   public service that has meant more to the comfort of the human   race than you could ever imagine.   You can't laugh off service. The Teazel is practically zero for looks   and it certainly is no blue-blood for it is just the seed-pod of a   weed. But &#151; it is the one thing in the world that can bring out   "the nap you love to touch" on a blanket. And everyone knows   it's the soft, fleecy bulk in bed covering rather than burdensome   weight that provides warmth, comfort and refreshing rest.   That is why Teazels are used to raise the nap on Kenwood all wool   blankets instead of some cheaper and quicker steel wire brushing.   The Teazel gently draws out the fibre that forms the nap but leaves   one end firmly anchored in the fabric &#151; the fibre and fabric are not   injured and the nap is a permanent part of the blanket itself.   The Teazeled nap is but one of many advantages in Kenwoods.   Kenwoods are all wool &#151; selected, new long-fibre wool. They are   pre-shrunk dyed with the most permanent of colors and made in   FULL unstinted sizes. They are warmer, more comfortable, wear   longer and cost less in the long run.   Eleven lovely pastels and interesting patterned effects from which   to choose.   ! SiMfiMtf   550 NORTH MICHIGAN AVE.   March, 1932 71       OF   CHEERIO   This cheerful Fos-   toria set will win   a welcome in any   home. It consists   of a plump and   benevolent decanter surrounded by its off   spring ... 6 little glasses which resemble   their parent. In azure, green, rose, amber,   topaz, and wistaria. Its use among congen   ial people adds so much to pleasant living.   APPETITES   AND COLOR   A buffet, to be suc   cessful , must bemore   than a collection of   various foods. It must also be a delight to   the eye. That explains the tremendous   vogue of this large Fostoria buffet dish   among women who are clever at entertain   ing. This graceful "Torte" plate comes in   amber, crystal, green, rose, topaz and wis   taria. Through its charming presence on a   table, the simplest buffet can be made a   delight to the eye . . . and so many times   more appetizing.   HOW WILL YOU   HAVE YOURS?   Cream? Sugar? . . .   if it's after-dinner   coffee. Cream?Sug-   ar? Lemon?.. .ifit's   afternoon tea. For this colorful and graceful   Fostoria set is equally useful for either func   tion. With coffee, the sugar bowl and cream-   pitcher may be used on the tray. With tea,   the tray becomes a charming dish for sliced   lemon. In five subtle shades, this set is a   lovely and inexpensive gift to give a friend   ... or yourself.   ""   BULL IN   CHINA SHOP   This picture shows   Henry W. Banks   III, the noted re   search engineer.   For a whole month he played bull-in-   china-shop and smashed hundreds of dish   es, cups and saucers. As a result of his   tests, he announces that, "Fostoria Glass   Dinnerware, in spite of its apparent deli   cacy, is actually far less breakable than ordi   nary china." And that's worth knowing.   To get the smartest and latest information on   table settings, both formal and informal, write   for the interesting booklet, ' ' The Glass of Fash   ion "... Fostoria Glass Company, Deft. Cj,   Moundsville , W. Va.   MODERN MOTORS   The New Nash and Packard's Insurance   By Clay Burgess   THE new Nash makes its bow   and they call it Rhapsody in   Motion. And there are five en   tirely new and radically advanced   groups of motor cars, and twenty   seven new models. They are long,   low, of "slip-stream" design and   have been perfected through the   Nash adaptation of aero-dynamics to   minimise wind resistance. The new   line is made up of four straight-   eight groups and a new big six series.   The leading offering is the Ambassa   dor Twin-Ignition Eight series with   12? horsepower and a wheelbase of   142 inches. Then, there are the Ad   vanced Twin-Ignition Eight series   with a 13 3-inch wheelbase and 125   horsepower; the Special Twin-Igni   tion Eight, 128-inch wheelbase and   100 horsepower; the Standard   Straight Eight, 121-inch wheelbase,   8? horsepower and the Big Six on an   extra long 116-inch wheelbase and 70   horsepower.   There are scores of valuable body   and chassis refinements: larger tires   on smaller, sturdier wheels; new si   lent dual mufflers; sound-proofing of   all bodies and chassis; silent, syn   chro-shift transmission and synchro-   shift free wheeling and a lot of other   improvements.   The new Nash "slip-stream" body   designs constitute an important ad   vancement. There are two main fac   tors involved in this basic design.   The first tends to minimize air re   sistance, making it possible for the   cars to slip through the air with less   effort, with lower fuel consumption   and at a higher rate of speed. The   second leads to a more perfect utili   zation of space within the bodies,   thus adding to the comfort and pleas   ure of driver and passengers.   There is a nice sense of symmetry   in the appearance of the new models,   and several neat features. For in   stance: new color combinations; pro   nounced V-type fronts; exceptionally   long, graceful hoods and door-type   ventilators; single-bar bumpers, front   and rear; new headlight brackets and   tie-bar; two horns mounted on the   lamp brackets; slanting, non-glare   windshields; slip-stream fenders merg   ing into massive steel-and-rubber run   ning boards and dozens of other new   body attainments and refinements.   The five new groups are offered at   a price range of $777 to $2055. And   they're models that you ought to tab.   Packard has an   insurance policy for Packard owners.   It's a service insurance and you don't   have to have an examination or an   swer a lot of questions such as how   old were your grandparents when   they died and do you use alcohol and   how many cigarettes a day do you   smoke? Otherwise, it's quite like an   insurance policy of the familiar sort.   The buyer agrees to pay for the   maintenance and complete lubrication   of his Packard and to bring the car   to the seller's service station at regu   lar periods stipulated in an attached   schedule and leave it for service at   tention. The seller agrees to follow   the inspection schedule and to do   right by the car. It all works out   very nicely and the service charges   are the lowest possible. The Packard   driver is assured of the best in car   performance at a definite cost per   mile.   HAIR APPARENT   Glory That Is Glory   (Begin on page 55) And so for a   happy spring, tilt the hats where they   may.   Items   GETTING under your skin is now   a quite pleasant and exceed   ingly worth-while occupation. There's   a new device placed in the hands of   specially trained attendants which en   ables them to diagnose skin conditions   just as a doctor diagnoses physical   conditions. The Dermascope does   away with casual naked eye analysis   and really shows the beauty operator   what basic troubles she must correct.   It looks like a microscope or telescope   or something but is especially de   signed to show the diagnostician the   underlying layers of the skin. With   it she can see what is going on un   derneath the surface of the skin &#151;   whether the epidermis is throwing off   wastes as it should and if the cells   are sufficiently active, whether the tis   sues are firm and elastic or sagging,   whether the fat glands are overwork   ing or underworking to produce an   oily or dry skin, whether blackheads   are beginning to develop underneath,   and all sorts of things. It is easy to   see how this facilitates corrective   work. Faulty conditions can be at   tacked before their results appear on   the surface and this process of scien   tific examination should be a tremen   dous help in facial care. The Derma-   scope is used at both Condos salons,   in the Pittsfield building and in the   South Side shop, and you'll find it an   illuminating experience to run over   and let yourself be stared at through   its all-seeing eye.   Cjray hair doesn't   need to be a distress feature at all   these days. One of the loveliest   heads I ever saw was one of those   illustrated for this article and almost   completely gray. But the hair after   the shampoo was rinsed with An-   toine's French bluing rinse and had   a beautiful blue-silvery tone that was   wonderfully flattering. The under   tone of blue on silver hair emphasizes   all the white notes of the skin and is   really thrilling with blue eyes.   bo many people   think of hair tonic as a sort of medi   cine, to be taken after bad conditions   develop. Of course it must be used   vigorously then but a good tonic is   an essential as a protective measure.   Kreml is a new product achieved by a   German scientist which is perfect for   this purpose, as it does not leave the   hair sticky or messy-feeling. A clear,   stimulating liquid, it is rubbed into   the scalp with the finger tips and does   wonders to neutralize scalp conditions,   encourage dry, faded hair and remove   excess oil from oily hair. It is de   lightfully stimulating to the scalp, too.   MADE BY JiiL   qrtm   A costume of Morocco crepe   created by Sally Milgrim, and   fiinished to the last expert de   tail in the Milgrirrr workrooms.   An exceptional value for   those who require finesse and   originality in their fashions.   Black or navy with white; grege with brown   '69"   600 Michigan Blvd., South   CHICAGO   School of the Dance   Ballet Tap Character   64 E. Jackson Blvd.   Webster 3772   Fine Clothes For Men   and Boys   TTA.M.M. 13&gt;ESX   72 The Chicagoan       iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   Ideally located   on Fifth Avenue   at the entrance   to Central Park,   The Plaza and   The Savoy- Plaza   offer the highest   standards of hos   pitality. ..every   thing to make   your visit an en   joyable one.   * * *   Reservations for rfie   NATIONAL HOTEL   of CUBA   may be made at   The PLAZA   and   The SAVOY-PLAZA   New York   The COPLEY- PLAZA   Boston   0*20'   (h,   SAVOY-PLAZA PLfl Zfl   HENRYA.ROST   President   HOT&#128;LS   OF   DisTincnon   FRED STERRY   President   JOHN D. OWEN   Manager   iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   ROCOCO HOUSE   161 E. Ohio St.   Smorgasbord &#151; Special Sunday Dinner   1 to 9 o'clock   Dinner Every Day &#151; 5 to 9:30   Distinctive Swedish Foods   Tel. Delaware 3688   MCCigO S v f LeiVest &#149; The gratifying   occupancy in the newly completed   Blackwood proves that discriminat   ing apartment seekers appreciate   the finest in Hotel Homes. Here in   fashionable Hyde Park you will find   spacious 1 to 5 room suites fur   nished in the true individuality of   your own home &#151; a multitude of finer   hotel Services to make your living   more enjoyable. Shops, terrace, roof   garden in building. Rates moder   ately low and standard to all. We in   vite your most critical inspection.   PHIL CCA LOWELL   Personally Directing   THE/JLACKWOOD   5200 BLACKSTONE AVENUE   Telephone Dorchester 3310   For free Recipe Book.   address Mouquin,   Inc.. 217 East Illi   nois Street, Chicago.   3tt,ouqulti   &lt; "^. ^»*/ NON- %¦ ALCOHOLIC J   Vet'roottth -English T&gt;vy   English Dry (Gin) Triple Strength and   Distilled. The same old gin with the alco   hol omitted. The finishing touch to the   perfect cocktail 1 French and Italian styles   of Vermouth. At good dealers everywhere.   COUTHOUI   FOR TICKETS   Cfjarm   House   then an American   Restaurant frag been pro-   nounceb excellent bp   (European connoisseurs of   cuisine, there must be a   berp goob reason for such   pronouncement.   Luncheons   11 A. M. to 2:30 P. M.   Dinners   5:30 P. M. to 9 P. M.   Sundays and Holidays   12 Noon to 9 P. M.   800 Cotoer Court   (Cor. Michigan Ave. and Chicago)   At Old Water Tower   Phone&#151; Superior 4781   &lt;CJ4ICAGOAN   407 South Dearborn street   Chicago, Illinois   GENTLEMEN:   Kindly send my copy of THE CHICAGOAN to the   address given below during the months of   (Signature)   (New address)   (Old address)   March, 1932 73       Photo by Wolff- Cooley   Chanel Model with Beauti-   ful Beige Fox Cuffs   Specially Priced   ETHEL DOLL   112 East Oak Street   SVPerior 1626   SPOON   IS THE   ENEMY   OF THE   HIGH-BALL   SELF-STIRRING   BILLY   BAXTER   CLUB SODA   Send for booklet . . .   it tells all   THE RED RAVEN CORPORATION   CHESWICK, PA.   CHICAGO POETS, A QUESTIONNAIRE   (Begin on page 33)   By EUNICE TIETJENS   (1.) I suppose it must have, since I have lived here so much, but   I am not conscious of it.   (2.) Poetry and the Goodman theatre have been intellectually   stimulating to me, the architecture emotionally, and as for instinct, I   cannot say.   (3.) A self who stands apart from outward things,   From pleasure and from tears,   And all the little things I say and do.   She feels that action traps her, and she swings   Sheer out of life sometimes, and loses sense   Of boundaries and of impotence.   I thin\ she touches something, and her eyes   Grope, almost seeing, through the veil   Towards the eternal beauty in the s\ies   And the last loveliness that cannot fail.   By JEAN TOOMER   (1.) It has challenged me more than any other American city. I   want to put Chicago in liiterature. Its boulevards, bridges, and   buildings, the life of its people, are, to me, the most vivid and im-   pressive of American metropolitan experiences. In Chicago things   stand out. A curious, very vivid greywhite light seems to illumine   and reveal each form and feature. Nothing can hide. Few things   can be hidden. All of Chicago is exposed. Its buildings &#151; the Palm-   olive, the Tribune Tower, the Wrigley Building &#151; stand out. In a   corresponding way its life, the underworld and gangland, politics,   civic institutions, social groups, society, stand out.   (2.) All three have been greatly stimulated by Chicago: my   physical life owing to my contact with its very vivid physical forms;   my emotional life because Chicago has made me want to do, feel, and   think many, many things; my intellectual life because Chicago has   presented to me, as no other city has, the basic problems and tasks   of American life. If I had to state the one way in which Chicago   has most influenced me, I would say this: that it has made me strive   to create modern symbols expressive of modern life.   (3.) I have, I think, come closest to reality in writing in   aphorisms :   Man is a nerve of the cosmos, dislocated, trying to quiver   into place.   Since I was stupid enough to get in this, then in it I must   groiv wise enough to get out.   In poetry, I recall the following lines:   Once I saw large waves   Crested with white-caps;   A driving wind   Transformed the caps   Into scudding spray &#151;   "Swift souls," I addressed them &#151;   They turned towards me   Startled   Sea-descending faces;   But I, not they,   Felt the pang of transcience.   Spaciousness . .   e d walls   voodhurmng fireplaces   . tiled baths , . garages   BAIRD &amp; WARNER   Holly court 1855   Greenleaf 1855   528 Davis Street, Evanston   400 LEE STREET   (Tke Attey Gartk)   EVANSTON   Abbey G^ardi apartments oiler   not only the utmost Irom every   standpoint of living comfort and   convenience, but a location and   environment second to none.   rour to seven rooms, with   appointments and arrangements   suited to every requirement &#151;   rentals in keeping -with the   times. Your inspection, appoint   ment or inquiry invited.   HOTEL   PEARSON   Chicago's   most cultured   Hotel-home !   Here ... at Hotel   Pearson . . . the re-   fined, fastidious per-   manent guest &#151; or the   sophisticate who so   journs in Chicago   &#151; will find an   environment,   appointments,   and a meticu   lous service that   bespeak true culture. Therefore   . . . Hotel Pearson has been se   lected as the home of prominent   Chicagoans . . . and of some of   the most distinguished members   of the Opera cast.   A restaurant with a continental   atmosphere.   ATTRACTIVE RATES!   HOTEL PEARSON   190 East Pearson Street   Telephone Superior S200   M, Knoedler &amp;.   Company   Incorporated   Established 1846   HIGH CLASS   PAINTINGS   WATER   COLORS   AND   ETCHINGS   622 S. Michigan Ave.   Chicago   New York London Paris   Telephone: Harrison 0994   74 The Chicagoan       M   Mx4 ' I   As Scotch as a kilt!   iBaBaBE   We are exclusive agents for   all Henry Heath Hats, which   permits us to show you the   latest London styles.   There's a snap of style and smartness in a Scotch   Mist topcoat that appeals to a well-dressed man.   Does it lie in the sheer quality of the pure   Scotch woolen? Is it the deft shaping of a line   here and there or the unmistakable drape that   comes from hand-tailoring? Surely it is something   besides the excellence of pattern and soft color   ings from the land o' heather.   The weave is a secret we discovered years   ago and kept for ourselves and our customers.   (Scotch Mists are thereby made rainproof.)   And it is true that our tailors are able to pre   sent this entirely useful topcoat as a striking style   note for the wardrobe of the well-dressed.   "Henry Heath" Derby $10.   "Henry Heath" Snap Brim   Felts or Homburgs in tan, grey,   brown or green $10.   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